/takes hand-off from Hippo, wipes pill dust from the ball
Hey, welcome back! It really is a dreary day here as well. With the temps so mild our back roads in the boonies are an intermittent series of skating rinks. But I did my wee errands and now it’s time to hunker down and watch so much ball my eyes bleed.
To The Games!
Miami (Ohio)/Colorado State:
Ah, it’s that other school out west vs the team that has to differentiate itself from the more prominent football program. That Miami always confused the hell out of me when I watched the Central Michigan basketball Chippewas on a PBS channel back in high school. Neither of these teams are ranked and Snoop Dogg is the host.
East Carolina/N.C. State:
The O/U on this tilt is a beastly 59.5! I’m guessing that these defenses can’t defense. That or they have high-powered offenses. I’ll choose the flaw over the more optimistic opinion.
BYU/Colorado:
Ladies and gentlemen, your new starting QB for the NY Giants Shedeur “Two Sheds” Sanders! He’ll provide a wonderful transition from Dimes in that he’s been sacked up the ying-yang just like Jones was in college and it’ll continue into the pros.
Louisiana Tech/Army:
One of the other armed services gets the spotlight. (such as it is when the pros are playing at the same time)
Broncos/Bengals:
Is Cincy’s D going to show up? Why would they this late in the season? Rookie Nix hasn’t thrown an INT in six of his last 9 games and no one fears that secondary. His counterpart would be in the MVP chatter if only his team had a better record. This has the feel of a high-flying game.
Cards/Rams:
Who’da thunk that Arizonny would fade down the stretch except for everyone?
Enjoy the offerings.
Me, with Xmas lights on my head, 3 minutes ago:
https://ibb.co/16TytxQ
Yeah but is the audience FEELING you Feeling Xmas?
Me with Xmas lights and a shitty haircut.
Just because I haven’t recently reveled in the blood of my enemies doesn’t mean I don’t still enjoy it. I guess most of the enemies left are people I haven’t met so it’s a bit slower with the blood and the reveling and such
You’re allowed after enduring two decades-plus of Danny Boy.
That is some quality reveling. Let’s all dance!
That doesn’t make sense but still going with the dance thing because why not
It seems the substitute on FOX New’s usual Saturday night “programming” is trying to ‘asplain to us poors and knaves why CEOs and uber-rich people deserve our respect.
They’ve “earned it” in a “meritocracy,” you see? They’ve clearly worked hard all their lives, using Donald Junior and Eric Trump as examples, and we haven’t.
Also, we just don’t understand how difficult it is to BE a CEO like Brian Thompson! We haven’t earned it, so how can we, the downtrodden and dreck, possibly know what challenges and strain having such a position really is?
We shouldn’t be viewing them with contempt, but with admiration and adulation!
Rupert Murdoch apparently thinks he’s going to live forever and is doing whatever he can to make sure some peon doesn’t copycat Luigi on his ass.
Sir, you are well into your 90’s. It’s not even worth the effort at this point. Relax. Have a drink.
Why the hell are you watching Fox News in the first place?
There’s 88 TVs in here, I don’t get to pick.
Ugh.
OH, and because they like to have fun on set, let’s take a break from talking down to us proletariat by forgetting for a moment why Joe Biden is specifically targeting rich, white men in this country for systemic mistreatment and being victims of white genocide in every liberal area of the country to ask: which Home Alone trap hurt the most?
See? FOX has human emotions besides rage and untethered angst, too!
Damn, just realized there is something I call a Cosby sweater based off of the show. I’m just gonna call it a late 80s sweater
‘The Rohypnol’
That is NOT how the Statue of Liberty play is supposed to go.
FFS!
I guess I should get more excited for a Cards win because I could potentially have playoff tickets.
Fuck it! I’m throwin it deep! strikes again!
I wish I had a rubber ducky room. At least I can tuck a hand under my tit and pretend I’m Napoleon without an appropriate jacket
I’ve seen no football here. Until I walked through the bar and saw a kicker in ot miss a close shot. I figured it had to be the Bengals but I see they win so maybe the Bears suck?
This is me now.
That’s an outstanding photo.
Needs more shoulders
Goddammit, the Wahini is kicking our ass and laughing about it.
(see previous comments)
This is appropriate and I approve
BYU has three turnovers to CU’s one, and are still leading by 20.
More reliable than an actual Dodge Ram
Shiba!
Zuzu: Look, Daddy. Teacher says, every time someone call Deion Sanders “Coach Prime”, an angel rips out their wings.
George: That’s right, that’s right. [looks up towards the heavens and winks] Sorry, Clarence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aXqH_b1Js0
My man has a lot of jerseys.
Going back to Lower Decks. So good
The whole Cardinals bench:
Eldest granddaughter just called her little sister a “Little dick.”
Now we’re playing cards.
After that Bengals game, I don’t think today could get any better.
(turns on ABC)
I stand corrected.
Coach Prime has them right where he wants them
Back in Boulder, while he packs for Vegas and the Raiders?
Maybe Dallas.
This might be the time on Sprockets where one falls asleep with a booky-book.
Sprockets?
yep, gonna do the same
I will have you know that the Wahini is wearing a Master of Puppets T- shirt.
I had a very pleasant 1 hr nap right then
Hippo envies your nap discipline. I pee, go back for more, and lose 4-ish hour blocks.
This was an accidental nap on a not very comfy couch where the sound bar cut out and stopped providing soothing footballish noises so all circumstances and no discipline
Spontaneous naps rule. Unless one is driving.
I had a neighbor years ago with narcolepsy. I used to find her face down in the petunias all the time.
NC STate and ECU be brawlin over a stolen towel.
There is lots of hate here, we should NEVER agree to play those rat bastards. Should have declined the bowl invite.
Would Most Glorious DRAW work for SeaTruther purposes, or must it be a loss? I could root for me some DRAW.
Loss only. Stupid Xbox jr.
The script writers were too busy in Cinci to include that today
Hippo gettin McBrided all over the field
I am having a mighty hard time pating attention. Being nil-nil ain’t likely helping my Lost Cause (har har Southern joke) none.
Instead of the tush push, the Cardinals take their strongest player and just razor edge Kyler over the the line.
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The guy on top should havd pivoted on his hips while the aggressor was falling back.
Ram it?
yeah!!!!!
It’s poker night at the right house.
Me and Taj and eldest daughter and son in law and two eldest granddaughters.
It’s the Wahini’s first poker night and we’re teaching her well.
She’s going to lose all her Christmas monies.
Meanwhile, she’s been covertly playing online for six years under a pseudonym and has over $750k in career winnings…
But that’s me, I’m aggressive!
Wee Kyler tripped over his tiny tootsies!
And this little piggie went wee wee wee all the way back to the bench!
Does that even count as a sack or is it just falling on one’s ass?
I’m in that post-Christmas blur where I’m finally spending money on stuff for the first time all year. The damage over the last 48 hours includes a new iPad (for me), a new bike (for Lady Maestro), and a new couch (for the both of us, presumably? If she lets me share?)… time to gear up for some beans and rice for the next several weeks…
Add some hot sauce and you’re set!
Just don’t let scotchy know what you’re cooking, because his natural instincts may kick in, and the results won’t be good.
Way to go. Back to the grind.
One of my cousins lives in the Tampa area and went to go see Ice Giants-Ice Bucs. I texted him “it can’t get worse right?”
Well, Tampa’s gone 4/4 on the man advantage. 2/2 on their own and 2/2 on the PK.
Best Coasties, supposed to be a rocket launch at 5:58. Too bad it wasn’t a few minutes ago, that sunset was spectacular!
Thanks!
https://www.twitter.com/tonywithyy/status/1873115291766669515?s=10
Sean with the squat and flick flag throwing technique
I swear XBox is getting smaller every game. He’s becoming GameBoy before our very eyes!
[feels his thunder being stolen] – Tiny Darren
The NFC wild card situation seems tame by comparison
Please throw to McBride like 30 times, Xbox, Jr.
now, 29 times
Since I only just now saw this:
https://x.com/PopTartsBowl/status/1873117872366481816
Mmmmmmm. Sacrelicious
Although with all those skirts who would know?
What if there’s a sudden cascade of fluttering?
Blood Pressure felt a bit higher than normal, though.
Pffft.
Those are rookie numbers. You gotta get those numbers up!
Warner in puffer coat…in fookin’ Los Angeles????
It must be under 70f
Fuck this standing. Give Burrow the goddamn MVP now!
Absolutely. Can you imagine if he was on a good team? Tom who?
That isn’t even the same fucking sport as was played Thursday night.
I went to bed at HT, yet I saw all there was to see on TNF. Hippo was AMAZE
That was a simple documentation error.
Third time that score has happened in a Seattle defeat over a Chicago team in 2024.
Still al
Next up, Chef/Donk tie
You ok Redshirt?
Someone check on Redshirt
He’s fine.
Yeah, it was one of those beneficial heart attacks
Like free speedholes, but in less messy format!
HEY WCS SEND AN AMBULANCE TO REDSHIRT