Round One-Chargers/Texans

Welcome back one and all. We’ve got six playoff games and all have some sort of appeal. Let’s get to it.

 

Chargers/Texans:

-Houston’s only quality win was vs Buffalo and that was quite some time ago. There’s just something missing from the team this year and I can’t put my finger on it. Coach Ryan needs to get the attention of his players for this tilt.

-Myself, I’m thinking that the Chargers will be the only road team to win this weekend.

-Although they don’t have any ‘difference-makers’ at the rb and wr spots, that shouldn’t pose a problem in this round.

-Speaking of, both J.K. Dobbins and Gus Edward were hobbled by ankle ouchies and were limited in practice up to Wednesday. Both are expected to gut it out and play-it’s the playoffs after all.

-Houston was a middling 5-3 at home this year-they’re not getting the type of advantage one would like to have in the postseason.

-They’ll need some help from the defense with turnovers but Herbert won’t likely be offering. He’s only the second QB ever to have 500+ attempts and throw three or less INT’s.

-Without Diggs and Dell the offense seems to have stalled out a bit. That’s no fault of Mixon’s, he has 1250 combined yards from scrimmage for the fourth straight year.

-The Texans are unique in that they scored 372 points on offense (good!) and gave up exactly 372 points on defense (not so good!)

-You’d think the vaunted Chargers defense would be ranked higher (11th) given they’ve only given up 13 points in their last two games but it took some time for it all to come together. They do have the league’s #1 scoring D however.

Knock yourselves out.

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ballsofsteelandfury

New Thread!

Beerguyrob

Well, I guess Harbaugh’s free to help Spanos pack up the mansion & evacuate.

Doktor Zymm

I kinda want a slime hat

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Oh how I wish I hated the Chargers as much as I hate the Chiefs. Or even as much as I dislike the Broncos. This would be my Christmas.

Doktor Zymm

If we’re lucky this is just the hors d’oeuvre

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

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fleshwound_NPG

first half analysis: blah
second half analysis: scorigami!

Beerguyrob

Sometimes, that’s all that matters.

BeefReeferLives

Wow. Whelp, stick a fork in this one…

BeefReeferLives

Color me surprised. Thought Harbs & Herbs were gonna roll. Wrong again…

SonOfSpam

This second half was so much better (because I watched the Nickelodeon feed).

LemonJello

Welp. Shitty Clippers can set sail for home now.

SonOfSpam

Welp

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Doktor Zymm

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Turns out Muir knew a lot about the NFL!

Don T

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BeefReeferLives

Been getting into the San Pedro Cactus tea?

The Maestro

Can I slam my notebook shut now??

WCS

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fleshwound_NPG

scorigami alert!

Beerguyrob

Oh yeah!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

You can see the stress pimples forming on Justin Herbert’s face in real time.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Wow, what a wet fart of a game by the Chargers.

JustStopDude

So…Harbaugh is going to call his own number right? Suit up for Herbert?

JustStopDude

I think this was always the backup plan. I’ve heard Harbaugh has been doing roids all season in case this happened.

LemonJello

Would that be the first on-field death of a QB when he gets blown the fuck up in this bitch?

Doktor Zymm

It’s only a 2 score game, but the Shitty Clippers should be waaayy more embarrassed than the score implies

32-12 is scorigami, so let’s see one more TD w/ extra point for the power of IMAGINATION

King Hippo

Beatie did it!!!

fleshwound_NPG

its happening!

Unsurprised

Don’t be happy it’s over. Be sad that it happened.

Beerguyrob

Karma eventually got even with Harbs for the free kick field goal.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Dicker should have tried to kick it again.

JustStopDude

Someone needs to explain to me why the NFL put this Thursday Night Football game in the playoffs.

BeefReeferLives

& Dicker took a SHOT.

Cecil Rhodes

Give him some Viagra and he’ll get right back up.

BeefReeferLives

That was some bannacakes ass shit.

BeefReeferLives

It’s Lad “The Boy” McConkey!!!!

BeefReeferLives

I mean, srsly, the kid looks like he’s 15 years old.

Col. Duke LaCross

What a batshit game.

Mr. Ayo

This game is more drunk than fozz up in this bitch!

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