Was this my pick for most low-key entertaining game of the weekend? Why would I bring it up if it wasn’t? Why am I typing this at all? (side-eyes the word counter)
To The Game!
Commies/Bucs:
-Fireworks Alert: Right here we’ve got two top five scoring offenses (Tampa 4th, Washington 5th) vs two below-averages defenses. Veags has set the point total (highest of the weekend) at 50.5. Tampa’s record vs the over this season is 12-5.
-Rookie to Keep an Eye On: Not that one, this one-wr Jalen McMillan scored at least one TD the last five games of the season to finish with seven total in those tilts.
-The big concern when previous OC Dave Canales left for the Carolina job (oh woe is him) was that the progress made with Mayfield would backslide. Well, take your hat off to Liam Cohen, who stepped in and has done such a good job that his name is being floating around in the coaching cycle.
-Baker has a total of 16 INT’s so far (to go along with 41 TD’s) but only three in his last four games.
-Up and Down: Washington has on its CV a midseason four game losing streak as well as a five game win streak to close out the year.
-As a coach Dan Quinn sports a fantastic 18-19 record as an underdog-that’s not against the spread, that’s winning outright.
-Tampa has averaged just under 32 points since the bye and they’re 6-1 during that time.
-Tampa’s win record includes victories over Detroit, the Commies, the Chargers and the Eagles. They’ve also had close losses to the Chiefs and Ravens.
-Bucky Irving Alert: Of all the teams in the playoffs Washington has the worst run defense, coming in at 30th. Tampa’s entire backfield has averaged over five yards a carry to close out the season.
-Let’s see how the Commies backfield is holding up. Oh my. Over their last four games they’re averaging 2,2 ypc. Ouch.
Have at it.
Thank goodness that tomorrow’s game overlaps with my commute home because three days in a row of this would kill any mere mortal.
I think Zane has a serious case of OCD.
But it works for him!
In Zane in the MemBrain, In Zaine in the Brain
“WHO DOES OCD WORK FOR?” – Robocod
Robocod:
I have to root for Detroit next week, though.
It just happens that Detroit will crush Washington, regardless.
I’m totally fine with that, this is already Owl quality success and excellent experience for the future!
They can build up the O line in the offseason. Oof.
Lol, Wagner looks like he does not want to be standing there being interviewed
What a game! I feel bad for Mike Evans though. He had himself a game and looked pretty upset about the loss
Yeah. You hate to see it. But he’ll be back.
The non-existent team still with the early Saturday matchup for the second weekend.
WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO!
**Runs through clubhouse with a WAS bandanna wrapped around my lady wingwang or however that works**
WAS pasties, duh
We thought she was dead, but Dok has secretly been Chyna all this time.
well thanks for that visual
My pleasure.
In the clubhouse glossary it’s referred to as a hoo-hah and you can get away with just holding the bandana in front of it.
I’ll do some sort of bikini setup, I need both hands free for fist bumps and quaffing
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Don’t forget smiting your enemies!
Hell yeah!
I don’t think you need a free hand for qu— oooooh. Never mind.
Nobody has the balls to make a joke about Zymm being on the rag? Fucking pussies!
I’m watching this game in D.C., where they are still almost universally called the [*Redacted] s.
That will never change while we are still alive.
Locals still call it National Airport, not Reagan.
Still have no idea what genius thought naming an airport after the asshole that busted the ATC strike was a good idea
The genius was Newt Gingrich
yuk
Speaking of Yuk, I read today that one of the people who invented Mr. Yuk died. Hopefully not from poison, that would be fucking ridiculous!
This was during a Stalinesque period where the Republicans named as many things as they could after Reagan.
Real locals should still be calling it Hoover.
The Pentagon was built on the site of Hoover Airfield. Different place.
Jayden really BUCked the trend of rookie playoff QBs!
first bit of good luck anyone involved with 28-3 has ever gotten, probably
ALL HAIL DOINK!!
I will make offerings.
EVERYONE TO THE QUAD WE’RE GOING DOINKING
Once again, commies survive against the efforts of a bunch of pissed-off Florida Men
DeSantis and Rufo in shambles
If Rufo got into a car crash and was trapped in the flaming debris and screaming for rescue I would jerk off into the flames.
If it’s a choice between Commies and Fascists, I know who I’m rooting for comrades!
“Totes malotes!”
-G. Orwell
https://gutenberg.net.au/ebooks02/0201111h.html
DOINK FAILED SUCCESSFULLY
DOINKWIN
DOINK IN!
Doinked in!
DOINK and in!
DOINK! IN!
VICTORY DOINK!
So, DOINK is a Commanders fan!
Jayden Daniels is a bad, bad man. What a pick for the Commies. We’ll have to start referring to him as Party Secretary now.
This is setting up to be a ZANEY finish
He didn’t have much a KANCE to stop Jayden there.
Shoulda worn the Creamsicles, TB.
It’s gonna be funny as hell when Dan Quinn goes for it again on 4th and short here.
One could say, that Washington is in command of this game.