Here we go again.
To The Game!
Packers/Eagles:
-Love has been removed from the injury report. (an elbow ouchie, “It still hurts when I throw”) Speaking of Hurts, (status: concussed) word has it that a ‘specialist’ was flown in from the Dolphins medical staff and voila, he’s ready and raring to go!
-So the bad news for the Packers starts here-when Hurts, Brown and Devonta Smith start and finish a game together the Eagles are undefeated this year. (9-0)
-They’ve Kept It Close: The Packers last three losses (to Chicago, Minny and Detroit) have been by 2, 2 and 3 points.
-When you think about the Packers they don’t strike me as a dominant defensing unit (and now without Jaire Alexander, yikes) but vs the run they were behind only the Broncos and Ravens in the yards per carry metric. (4.0) Dealing with a rested, next-level Barkley is a whole ‘nother task though. That beast had 46(!) runs of 10+ yards this year. His O/U is 20.5 carries, btw.
-Look at Mr. Under The Radar Over Here: What with all the attention given to above and King Henry, Josh Jacobs has had the quietest 1,329 yard, 15 touchdown season ever. Philly needs to contain him just as badly as Green Bay has to keep Saquon under control. The Eagles are 10th vs the run, the Packers are 5th.
-Thanks to a top-heavy NFC and the 17 game season, the 25 combined wins is the most ever for a wildcard matchup.
Get after it.
Barkley is a smart man
Packers really can’t cry PI when Love moonballs into three Iggles.
I may have asked too soon. I think Green Bay’s gonna backdoor push this thing.
Thanks Love!
Can’t – Rodgers is a Jet now.
Do teh internets not do the “Rodgers is gay” thing anymore, or did COVID kill that too?
No one wants to slander teh gays like that after he came out with all his batshit
Did not want to tarnish the LBGQT+ crowd by associating them with him any more.
Nope. You’re safe. Are you cashing out?
Just…just take the knee.
might dislocate the knee doing so!
That cart’s definitely going to need a recharge at the two minute warning.
I mean, even Brady was like “sometimes you just gotta pack your shit and go home”
Could the Packers just forfeit the last 3:00 with all the injuries? Throw in the towel?
but then we wouldn’t be able to watch the Packers haplessly fail, & what would be the fun of that?
Picturing all the “owners” of the Packers dabbing their tears with their stupid stock certificates while wondering how much these injuries will cost them.
Aaaaaannnnnnd I have an erection.
“This doctor has no recollection of the last 8 years”
Oh, that’s cool. Nothing medically important has happened since 2017 anyway.
Lucky duck. What I wouldn’t give to be able to completely forget the 1st trump admin….
damn that pic of chuck with the cigar and cigarette was superb
https://bsky.app/profile/edsbs.bsky.social/post/3lflilieua22l
The hand out of frame is holding a handle of Jim Beam.
“Well, YEAH.”
Need to photoshop a joint in-between the ring finger and pinky…
Turns out is pretty hard to play LB when you can’t even walk off the pitch. WHO KNEW??
GAMBLOR advice:
$25 6-way Parlay (1st 4 hit)
TB -3 and MIN -3 for $1,100
OR
Cash out early for $200-$300
Wait for TB to hit, then cash out.
Pfft TB nawt gonna hit, Jayden Daniels can kick some Bucc
You can blame her Redshirt if this doesn’t work out. I tried to help.
cash out if over $250
Take the money. 8-12 times return on your money already.
The brisket is done. I will post photos in the evening thread.
Hint – delicious.
why must you live so far away????
/Pavlovian response initiated
That is a big boy, or perhaps a large lad or husky himbo
Massive man? Gargantuan gent? FAT FUCK?!!!
THICC is the modern parlance.
A thicc thane if he’s Scottish
aj brown reading war and peace because by the time he gets to the last page hurts will finally throw him the ball
also because its a wrap for this game now
Hopefully he gets his here to ice it.
That new nerds & gummies candy sounds pretty damn good
Isn’t that just nerds rope?
Come on, miss the FG!
Dammit
One day, Hurts will look back at this game…
And not remember any of it.
And that day is January 14, 2025.
Oh, no! I forgot the game!
Saved energy for Commies on the march to victory, da?
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
winner gets to eventually lose the lions 41-16
*lose TO the lions, but losing lions is never a good scenario either!
If the Iggles get the Vikes round 2 (ie, need a Commies win for that to happen), they won’t have to worry about Detroit at all!
weak call, but the right one, but still weak af
Fuck LioUns playbook COPIED!
I am not enjoying this.
You’re like Garth in the WW movie…NOT!
(but srsly, y’all is fine – will be a 9-point win)
neither qb looks good at all
winner gets smoked by the lions
Hmmm, don’t think it’s worth it to spring for the porthole defoggers on the cursed pirate ship
Oooh, velour sail covers tho!
Have to get those. Velour will never go out of style!
Smart move by the Raiders letting Jacobs go.
You like that one? They’ve got plenty more where that came from!
Just like it’ll be smart when they trade Brock Bowers for some breath mints and arcade tokens!
Next weekend we’re going to an arcade in Rhode Island that allows drinking, doesn’t allow kids, and where all the games are free when you pay the $12 admission fee.
I am unreasonably excited about this.
There are a few spots like that in Chicago, and at least one of em hs a great selection of pinball machines too. Very fun
This one has a wall of pinball machines.
If I can tear myself away from Centipede and Galaga I’ll spend some time there. Mrs. Horatio has already announced an intent to go to the pinball machines and not leave.
That missed extra point is gonna come back to haunt them! The game is gonna end 17-16!
It’s happening!
Oh damn!
It’s a good thing the Packers are going to lose this game, it’ll give all their receivers time to heal
Too bad the NFL relaxed the number restrictions. It would’ve been hilarious to see all the DB numbers running routes.
Four teh Hippo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQKbAtuXHFk
It was much less comprehensive a beating than I expected. Strangely enough, I was impressed with the effort and especially each team’s defensive gameplan.
You’ll always have that first drive.
Grown man ass YAC.
Packers needed that staple remover for that play.
I DOUBt we’ll see him again today.
“Hey Nick! i just commited a felony!”
In Philly that’s a misdemeanor
THROW THE BALL AWAY JALEN. Jesus fuck!
-Passion of the Christ Part 2: Jesus Fucks
Isn’t that the Last Temptation of Christ?
“Totes”
+3 days
Didn’t see that one on the AVN nominees list.
Be patient, he’ll come again.
Use staple remover on tremendous dangerous-looking yak
Did it work? I should try those games again while stoned, the logic might make more sense.
Yes, though then there were gophers
Autistic doc thing ran its course, so now its amnesiac doc?
I mean, do I really want my doctor to have just suffered severe brain trauma?
I find it funny that the premise we’re supposed to believe is that the current lead doctors/nurses, the medical board, the lawyers, the board of directors, and the insurers have all signed off on this amnesic lady practicing medicine.
My wife and I saw that together, best laugh she has had all year. She handles health care cases and after laughing said that the hospital must be owned by private equity.
Molly Parker, though. Who could say no to her???
I wonder how many people are required to ghost write Gronk’s comments?
More than the number of people reading him his lines.
How’s the cashout on that parlay looking?
This is not a comfortable lead.
“Nods head in 28-3”- Atlanta Falsons
Welp, time to go walk two very angsty dogs before taking the brisket out of the smoker.
these qbs are ass
Can’t keep giving the Eagles short fields.” – Tom Brady in five minutes
Where’s Lyn Dickey?!
Packers fans don’t LOVE that one!
These Eagles are the BAUN of the Packers existence.
ANOTHER SUDDEN CHANGE!
Jordan Love is shit from a butt.
..
INSANE, I AM, YEEE HAAAAWWWW
“HMM. FUCKIN CRAZY I AM! ANAKIN, A GOTTDAMMED STAR HE IS, HMMM? HAAaaaaaaYYEEEeeeeeeee!!!!!”
Hrmmm, blow and hookers, the way of the force they are!
I see the Packers could use a kicker.
I’m sure their fans would like to bicker.
I assume they want a guy they can trust,
When the game is on the line, focus is a must.
I happen to know a guy, his name is Cameron Dicker.
Dicker? I hardly know her!
These superhero movies are really scraping the barrel.
https://youtu.be/OFQ1yP3P530?si=BfUvX57mewN0_-4f
Anyone want to wager a few shillings that the Packers will not score a single point today?
eagles are doing exactly what the chargers did in the first half
Nailed It!
— B. Walsh
PRAISE SHANK’LOR
Packers missing kicks in the playoffs? Never!
FANTASTIC!
Thank you Shanklor!!!
OMG it’s the Nazareth Bowl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUff6gpqd8s&pp=ygUTbmF6YXJldGggbG92ZSBodXJ0cw%3D%3D
THIS PACKERS DRIVE LEMME TELL YA I CALL IT A LISA ANN GANG BANG BECAUSE THERE HAVE BEEN A TUSH PUSH MULTIPLE TIMES IN A SHORT SPAN