Your Friday Night Open Thread / Weekend Homework Assignment

So,  your friendly neighborhood Balls was enjoying his Labour Day weekend of not doing jack shit when he decided to not only start talking in the third person,  but he also discovered some horrifying news.

Sit yourselves down for this one:

Apparently,  the Miss Bumbum pageant in Brazil will end after this year.

HOWEVAH, there are also reports that it will now become an international competition called Miss Bumbum World so not all is lost!

As you all know, Miss Bumbum started in 2011 when a bright young Brazilian named Cacau Oliver started the pageant in order to determine the answer to the eternal Brazilian question:

Who has the best ass in the country?

Through the years,  the winners have been:

2011 – Rosana Ferreira – Ceará

2012 – Carine Felizardo – Pará

2013 – Dai Macedo – Goiás

2014 – Indianara Carvalho – Santa Catarina

2015 – Suzy Cortez – Distrito Federal

2016 – Erika Canela – Bahia

2017 – Rosie Oliveira – Amazonas

 

Who will win in 2018?

Well,  this is where you come in, my fine feathered friend! We are running a poll to determine who will win DFO’s official vote for the 2018 pageant!

Actually,  everyone can vote online at the link below:

Vote Agora

However,  I was curious to see if DFO tastes match up to the Brazilian aesthetic.  Therefore,  we will crown our very own Miss BumBum DFO!

As is tradition,  one candidate represents each Brazilian state. In the official contest, the 27 candidates are whittled down to 15 via Internet voting (see link above) that runs through October 30.

The winner is selected from the Final 15 by a panel in São Paulo at the Final Contest on November 6.

Without further ado,  here are your 2018 candidates:

Acre – ARRY MUCIN
Amapá – CRIS SOUZA
Amazonas – PAULA OLIVEIRA
Alagoas – CAROL LISBOA
Bahia – LADY OLIVEIRA
Ceará – LUCIANE SCHNEIDER
Distrito Federal – FLÁVIA TAMAIO
Espírito Santo – CÁSSIA ALMEIDA
Goiás – JULYANA OLIVIERI
Maranhão – VALÉRIA FREITAS
Mato Grosso – ANTONELA AVELLANEDA
Mato Grosso do Sul – RAFAELA OLIVEIRA
Minas Gerais – CIDA ALVES
Pará – GRAZIELLY COSTA
Paraíba – SUELEN NÓBREGA
Paraná – DÉBORA PORTO
Pernambuco – BÁRBARA LUIZA
Piauí – LIANE NÓBREGA MELO
Rio de Janeiro – TAMIRES AARON
Rio Grande do Sul – ALINE UVA
Rio Grande do Norte – GIOVANNA SPINELLA
Rondônia – ELLEN SANTANA
Roraima – CINTHIA GOMES
Santa Catarina – YASMIN ALBUQUERQUE
São Paulo – WIGNA MOTA
Sergipe – BRUNA BAC
Tocantins – DAIANE MENDES

And now, intrepid DFOers, YOU MAKE THE CALL! Who should win Miss BumBum DFO? Have your say below.

Here are the rules for the Miss Bumbum DFO contest:

You can vote for up to five candidates at a time per IP address, so get your friends to join in.

The winner will be the candidate with the most votes at the end of the voting period.

The voting period starts at the time this post publishes, runs throughout the weekend, and ends at midnight Pacific time on Sunday night.

In case of a tie,  there will be co-winners!

To get to know the contestants a little better, here is a compilation of intro videos for this year’s candidates:

What is your favorite Brazilian state?

  • Rio Grande do Norte (30%, 13 Votes)
  • Espírito Santo (12%, 5 Votes)
  • Minas Gerais (7%, 3 Votes)
  • Goiás (7%, 3 Votes)
  • Tocantins (7%, 3 Votes)
  • Distrito Federal (5%, 2 Votes)
  • Santa Catarina (5%, 2 Votes)
  • Amazonas (5%, 2 Votes)
  • Roraima (2%, 1 Votes)
  • Rondônia (2%, 1 Votes)
  • Rio Grande do Sul (2%, 1 Votes)
  • São Paulo (2%, 1 Votes)
  • Sergipe (2%, 1 Votes)
  • Paraná (2%, 1 Votes)
  • Mato Grosso (2%, 1 Votes)
  • Pará (2%, 1 Votes)
  • Bahía (2%, 1 Votes)
  • Maranhão (2%, 1 Votes)
  • Alagoas (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Amapá (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Ceará (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Paraíba (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Mato Grosso Do Sul (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Rio de Janeiro (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Piauí (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Pernambuco (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Acre (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 22

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Poll results will be provided in a followup post and there will also be a fun surprise or two…

I will reach out through social media to the DFO winner to see if she will agree to an interview in my broken Portuguese.

Make me proud,  DFO!

 

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I spent ten minutes trying to see if I could catch a nipple, and I did, so it’s been NSFW’d.

But I want to make sure you understand that I really put the work in.

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Your devotion and sacrifice are admirable.

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First Coca-Cola bottle (1880) contained around 3.5 grams of cocaine

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god damn refreshing!

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Wakezilla

I want this

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9/10 DID NOT LET BUTTER MELT FIRST WOULD NOT…… WOULD EAT IT NOW.

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Fuck, she’s perfect.

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yeah right

So I’m supposed to vote?

show me my choices again.

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