So, your friendly neighborhood Balls was enjoying his Labour Day weekend of not doing jack shit when he decided to not only start talking in the third person, but he also discovered some horrifying news.
Sit yourselves down for this one:
Apparently, the Miss Bumbum pageant in Brazil will end after this year.
HOWEVAH, there are also reports that it will now become an international competition called Miss Bumbum World so not all is lost!
As you all know, Miss Bumbum started in 2011 when a bright young Brazilian named Cacau Oliver started the pageant in order to determine the answer to the eternal Brazilian question:
Who has the best ass in the country?
Through the years, the winners have been:
2011 – Rosana Ferreira – Ceará
2012 – Carine Felizardo – Pará
2013 – Dai Macedo – Goiás
2014 – Indianara Carvalho – Santa Catarina
2015 – Suzy Cortez – Distrito Federal
2016 – Erika Canela – Bahia
2017 – Rosie Oliveira – Amazonas
Who will win in 2018?
Well, this is where you come in, my fine feathered friend! We are running a poll to determine who will win DFO’s official vote for the 2018 pageant!
Actually, everyone can vote online at the link below:
However, I was curious to see if DFO tastes match up to the Brazilian aesthetic. Therefore, we will crown our very own Miss BumBum DFO!
As is tradition, one candidate represents each Brazilian state. In the official contest, the 27 candidates are whittled down to 15 via Internet voting (see link above) that runs through October 30.
The winner is selected from the Final 15 by a panel in São Paulo at the Final Contest on November 6.
Without further ado, here are your 2018 candidates:
And now, intrepid DFOers, YOU MAKE THE CALL! Who should win Miss BumBum DFO? Have your say below.
Here are the rules for the Miss Bumbum DFO contest:
You can vote for up to five candidates at a time per IP address, so get your friends to join in.
The winner will be the candidate with the most votes at the end of the voting period.
The voting period starts at the time this post publishes, runs throughout the weekend, and ends at midnight Pacific time on Sunday night.
In case of a tie, there will be co-winners!
To get to know the contestants a little better, here is a compilation of intro videos for this year’s candidates:
What is your favorite Brazilian state?
- Rio Grande do Norte (30%, 13 Votes)
- Espírito Santo (12%, 5 Votes)
- Minas Gerais (7%, 3 Votes)
- Goiás (7%, 3 Votes)
- Tocantins (7%, 3 Votes)
- Distrito Federal (5%, 2 Votes)
- Santa Catarina (5%, 2 Votes)
- Amazonas (5%, 2 Votes)
- Roraima (2%, 1 Votes)
- Rondônia (2%, 1 Votes)
- Rio Grande do Sul (2%, 1 Votes)
- São Paulo (2%, 1 Votes)
- Sergipe (2%, 1 Votes)
- Paraná (2%, 1 Votes)
- Mato Grosso (2%, 1 Votes)
- Pará (2%, 1 Votes)
- Bahía (2%, 1 Votes)
- Maranhão (2%, 1 Votes)
- Alagoas (0%, 0 Votes)
- Amapá (0%, 0 Votes)
- Ceará (0%, 0 Votes)
- Paraíba (0%, 0 Votes)
- Mato Grosso Do Sul (0%, 0 Votes)
- Rio de Janeiro (0%, 0 Votes)
- Piauí (0%, 0 Votes)
- Pernambuco (0%, 0 Votes)
- Acre (0%, 0 Votes)
Total Voters: 22
Poll results will be provided in a followup post and there will also be a fun surprise or two…
I will reach out through social media to the DFO winner to see if she will agree to an interview in my broken Portuguese.
Make me proud, DFO!
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