Here we go! This should be a fun one, let’s dig in…
To The Game!
Commanders/Eagles:
-Is Hurts at full strength? Is the Tush Push a viable play right now?
-It remains to be seen if Quinn’s D can somehow force Philly away from the running game so that Hurts has to beat Washington with his arm. Speaking of, where has A.J. Brown been? He has only 3 catches for 24 yards in the playoffs so far. Have teams taken him out or has he not been needed?
-Jalen Carter is having an Aaron Donald-esque run so far. The one guy that has handled him, right guard Sam Cosmi, (no sacks or hits, just two pressures) is out.
-It’ll be referenced up the wazoo but labeling Jaden Daniels as a rookie seems a waste of time. He just doesn’t have those attributes. (lack of poise, happy feet, bad mental errors, etc.)
-Philly has only given up 30 points to two teams this year, the Bucs and the Commies.
-Saquon has 6 TD’s of 60+ yards this year, that’s two more than anyone else has accomplished. His ypc average in the first half of games is a healthy 4.7. As he probes and finds weaknesses and starts breaking off longer and longer runs his 2nd half average blossoms to 6.8. He reminds me of a young Chris Johnson in that those breakaway runs are just a matter of time. Perhaps the more apt comparison (body type and playoff contributions-wise) is John Riggins.
-Washington ranked 30th vs the run and gave up 105 yards and two scores to Gibbs last week.
-Both teams made bettors happy this year, going 12-6-1 vs the spread.
-The Eagles have won 14 of their last 15 at home.
-DOINK! Alert: Philly’s Jake Elliot has missed three point after’s in two playoff games and during the season he was 1 of 7 from 50+ yards.
Have at it.
Rodrigo is so proud of his cousin
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ-8jXort8Wab-2YEUYMAg0NIhd-1RctGgEqvX3l1WrMsynFvnyEnAjwYNDeka5a6L_-19ZJtbW4O958OaZ05lsRw
[quietly jots down “Mickey 17” on list of films I will pay to see in the theater]
Absolutely! That looks great.
Saw that trailer several days ago, I am really looking forward to that one.
(I mean I’m sure it would look fine on my TV but I presume buying a ticket is a better way to support the creators)
I skimmed Den of Thieves 2 to see if it looks $ worthy. I think so.
https://ibb.co/C2N7bMR
Is there anyone in America who isn’t sick and fucking tired of the stupid fucking Chiefs?
only the media
-Andrew Jackson
Taylor Swift, although she may be tired of fucking a stupid Chief = another hit single
Saquon say, “Fuck you, Sirianni, I do this myself.”
Bird defense is going to be so gassed by half time.
but the commie defense is gonna be so gashed by halftime
So long as we get an Operation Bagration
Aw shit. That was fast.
fuck me
The answer is prompt. Wowzers
BOOOOOM!!!
Fox transition guy coming in strong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTFVMMCwsss
If I was the Eagles I would be a little worried that they keep converting these 4th downs.
“He’s not playing like a rookie.”
/fuck off, Brady, I said it first
I’m rooting for the Commies.
I’d never cheer for the Punk Ass Eagles.
– Jeff Lebowski
The Dude is right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-UmfqFjpl0
Love that American Eagle! (that was made in Vietnam by 10 year-old girls during 16 hour shifts)
If Trump were to send a MOAB at LINC Field right now, I wouldn’t say a bad thing about him for 4 months.
https://ibb.co/6JNZ0D2
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You still live in Ohio
Jesus Christ, man.
No saxomophone.
DOOMED now
Commies and Philly Fucks – Championship game?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fWyzwo1xg0
my parents keep calling them the *REDACTEDS* so birds by 20 please
Afternoon folks
Asomugha jersey on. Let’s gooooooo.
Where’s your Runyan rag?
https://twitter.com/NarrativeCombat/status/1883020305440084075
This darkness will never lift
And no one felt any loss whatsoever.
Watching T2 instead of this pregame nonsense, still holds up. “we definitely are not going to make it”
I had The Warriors on at the gym. Holding up since 1979.
Great tune!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47y5bo8wtqM&ab_channel=ScandalVEVO
“We’re Not Gonna Make It. No, We’re Not Gonna Make It.”
-Twisted Sister, amended lyrics by Nietzsche
I hope Erin hunted, killed and skinned the muppet for her coat herself.
Every time I look at that coat I Grimace.
That pun is a real Grover.
“Wolf skulls, hobo skulls, 6 of one…”
-Scotchy
Bradshaw’s CTE dementia is just getting worse.
still more effective communicator the TBot
He’s got the belly of a decades-long alcoholic/lover of steakhouses. I can’t tell the difference.
Though this pregame show does remind me of a community theatre version of Old Yeller, hopefully postgame will go script
I wouldn’t have thought that would be possible with him remaining ambulatory.
The only memory that works for him is muscle memory.
Cheers from jolly old England. Go meteor!
You should be at the Mighty Whitey game. Night game at Craven Cottage which is actually in Fulham is magical.
I have the en espanol feed going on me tablet. FOAR REASONS
For the web orthopedists and Gamblor-fearing:
https://twitter.com/nfl/status/1883594004677415166?s=46
How it looks from here:
https://youtu.be/N5-StlGBetg?si=XPy8hqzcqmDmNnqg
Does the next video have the deer being shot?
How it turns on the rotisserie spit.
I love the way Saquon looks out for the lil fella
Reminds me of one of those Boston Dynamics Robot videos
https://youtu.be/E0Rc9CzVRuQ?t=45
I had already forgotten this.
https://twittera.com/faceyouhate/status/1883332384613126353#m
FIXED
https://twitter.com/faceyouhate/status/1883332384613126353#m
This can work too
xcancel.com/faceyouhate/status/1883332384613126353?subid1=20250127-0619-33e7-a086-a737a37733e5#m
Just as shitty as JJ, but nowhere as likeable as JJ, in his crazy old coot way.
At least JJ only made his money in oil and not scamming people like DS
…
I’ve seriously considered this.
/have this 30 for 30 1996 American women’s Olympic three(!) hour doc about how they blew out everyone on their way to the gold
Hyperbole Alert!: It’s the equivalent of the Hutus documenting their struggle, killing 800,000 Tutu’s in 100 days.
They traveled by bus(!) to a number of games. Because they were women!
#thestruggle
No mention whatsoever of Caitlin Clark solving all of women’s basketball issues the last two years. smh… This director is an anti-complete-ist!
The seven episode doc. on Derek Jeter sounds even more excessive. Though I’m fine with episode 6 being only about Jeter’s eyebrow grooming styles and the media adoration that followed.
I put my tri-tip into the oven too soon.
Philip Rivers would never make that mistake
🤣🤣🤣
It’s never too soon if you don’t ever stop.
Phil Rivers is the ultimate compiler.
Why is Liz wearing a see-through top at work when the adoption lady (Megan Mullally) is coming to visit?
Wow. Will Arnett is quite agile.
Hippo’s FamoUs WASP-spicy Pot Roast is in the crock pot. Today? TWO layers of crushed red pepper into the arrabiata sauce.
#LivingOnTehEdge
Atta boy!
The Church of the Perpetual Interceptions
I realize Danny Devito needs a pay cheque desperately but Jersey Mike’s?
Morning clubhouse!
Anyone for tea, toast and strawberry jam?
I’m making the toast.
You need another shipment of jam?
YES!!!!!!
NOBODY GIVES ME THE RASPBERRY!
What kinda jam
Salted Caramel w/ Peach, and STrawberry
Delicious!
I remember in Vegas that Zymm bought containers smaller than 100 ml so she could split up the jar and bring it on carryon
It’s definitely a hot beverage kind of day.
While wearing a hoodie.
Left-handed basketball players with poor free throw form drive me nuts. The easiest thing to do in sports is to shoot free throws.
That’s 1000% hyperbole.
I don’t know that cooking ingredient.
Amazon!
It’s probably in scrapple.
Or Skyline chili.
The Senators beat the Leafs last night. You’re welcome, Canada.
Because of the valuable lessons the Leafs learned for their inevitable and glorioUs Cup run, eh?
It is my birthday. So I get to go to the coffee shop for an hour or so after the gym to work.
Congrats on your latest lap around Sol.
Show them your ID and see if they’ll give you a free coffee. And if they don’t loudly proclaim that you’re headed to Denny’s.
(afterwards be sure to head to Denny’s either way)
Congrats on another whorl in the spirograph of life!
Happy work day!
Nods in JJ Watt
There’s a bar named “The Coffee Shop”?
Happy birthday.
Be sure to get some walking in.
Banner
Happy Birthday Brother
Happy Bday!
Post-New Years i feel like we should replace the LDB Challenge with the TUSH PUSH Challenge.
You might be amazed at this, but I have actually never encountered anyone doing a tush push outside of a football game!
You poor gurl
If the NARRATIVE has anything to say about it, this will probably be the last football game of the year I watch (since I absolutely refuse to watch this zebra-riding Chiefs team play). I’ll probably spend half of it in the garage finishing the workout I started yesterday, and the other half raiding the massive supply of meat that currently inhabits my freezers.
“Just how massive is this meat supply?”
Andy Reid and Buddy Cole, simultaneously
I’ll probably be driving during the first half of the game, but will listen on the radio. Probably for the best since I’m very excited for this game but also a little terrified and I’m good with either side winning. Unlike that OTHER game today where there is an obvious Good Guy Team and Bad Guy Team.
I don’t know what to expect, but I know Angelo Cataldi will find a way to make this about him.
Ange is going to be fired in the morning. Foxy footy indeed.
https://twitter.com/FootballXtra0/status/1883547863298248958
I’ll start a GoFundMe for Tottenham to keep him forever.
Another point of evidence in favoUr of Sham Town’s historic levels of shittiness.
I love the variation in club names. You’ve got some traditional [city][mascot] pairings (like Wolverhampton Wanderers), you’ve got some solely based on location (like Manchester City, Leeds United, Liverpool), and you’ve got some random others (like Arsenal and Tottenham Hotspur)
Alls I know fo’ sho is that There Will Be Points. Defensing is for the nightcap.
I humbly propose that we re-name the Tush Push as Mac’s Dildo Bike.
Ass Blaster is right there, man.
Never stop pumping.
Go Birds.