Your Commies/Eagles Open Thread

Here we go! This should be a fun one, let’s dig in…

To The Game!

Commanders/Eagles:

-Is Hurts at full strength? Is the Tush Push a viable play right now?

-It remains to be seen if Quinn’s D can somehow force Philly away from the running game so that Hurts has to beat Washington with his arm. Speaking of, where has A.J. Brown been? He has only 3 catches for 24 yards in the playoffs so far. Have teams taken him out or has he not been needed?

-Jalen Carter is having an Aaron Donald-esque run so far. The one guy that has handled him, right guard Sam Cosmi, (no sacks or hits, just two pressures) is out.

-It’ll be referenced up the wazoo but labeling Jaden Daniels as a rookie seems a waste of time. He just doesn’t have those attributes. (lack of poise, happy feet, bad mental errors, etc.)

-Philly has only given up 30 points to two teams this year, the Bucs and the Commies.

-Saquon has 6 TD’s of 60+ yards this year, that’s two more than anyone else has accomplished. His ypc average in the first half of games is a healthy 4.7. As he probes and finds weaknesses and starts breaking off longer and longer runs his 2nd half average blossoms to 6.8. He reminds me of a young Chris Johnson in that those breakaway runs are just a matter of time. Perhaps the more apt comparison (body type and playoff contributions-wise) is John Riggins.

-Washington ranked 30th vs the run and gave up 105 yards and two scores to Gibbs last week.

-Both teams made bettors happy this year, going 12-6-1 vs the spread.

-The Eagles have won 14 of their last 15 at home.

-DOINK! Alert: Philly’s Jake Elliot has missed three point after’s in two playoff games and during the season he was 1 of 7 from 50+ yards.

Have at it.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

[quietly jots down “Mickey 17” on list of films I will pay to see in the theater]

Mr. Ayo

Absolutely! That looks great.

ArmedandHammered

Saw that trailer several days ago, I am really looking forward to that one.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

(I mean I’m sure it would look fine on my TV but I presume buying a ticket is a better way to support the creators)

Unsurprised

I skimmed Den of Thieves 2 to see if it looks $ worthy. I think so.

Brick Meathook
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Is there anyone in America who isn’t sick and fucking tired of the stupid fucking Chiefs?

King Hippo

only the media

Jimbo

-Andrew Jackson

Brick Meathook

Taylor Swift, although she may be tired of fucking a stupid Chief = another hit single

LemonJello

Saquon say, “Fuck you, Sirianni, I do this myself.”

Mr. Ayo

Bird defense is going to be so gassed by half time.

fleshwound_NPG

but the commie defense is gonna be so gashed by halftime

Unsurprised

So long as we get an Operation Bagration

Unsurprised

Aw shit. That was fast.

fleshwound_NPG

fuck me

King Hippo

The answer is prompt. Wowzers

litre_cola

BOOOOOM!!!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Fox transition guy coming in strong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTFVMMCwsss

ArmedandHammered

If I was the Eagles I would be a little worried that they keep converting these 4th downs.

Spur

I’m rooting for the Commies.
I’d never cheer for the Punk Ass Eagles.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

– Jeff Lebowski

Unsurprised

The Dude is right

Spur

If Trump were to send a MOAB at LINC Field right now, I wouldn’t say a bad thing about him for 4 months.

Brick Meathook
Redshirt

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Spur

You still live in Ohio

Unsurprised

Jesus Christ, man.

litre_cola

No saxomophone.

King Hippo

DOOMED now

Spur

Commies and Philly Fucks – Championship game?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fWyzwo1xg0

fleshwound_NPG

my parents keep calling them the *REDACTEDS* so birds by 20 please

Spur

Afternoon folks

litre_cola

Asomugha jersey on. Let’s gooooooo.

BC Dick

Where’s your Runyan rag?

Horatio Cornblower
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Spur

This darkness will never lift

Jimbo

Watching T2 instead of this pregame nonsense, still holds up. “we definitely are not going to make it”

were-not-gonna-make-it-terminator2
Horatio Cornblower

I had The Warriors on at the gym. Holding up since 1979.

LemonJello

I hope Erin hunted, killed and skinned the muppet for her coat herself.

Horatio Cornblower

That pun is a real Grover.

BeefReeferLives

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BeefReeferLives

“Wolf skulls, hobo skulls, 6 of one…”
-Scotchy

LemonJello

Bradshaw’s CTE dementia is just getting worse.

Gatoraids

still more effective communicator the TBot

Gatoraids

Though this pregame show does remind me of a community theatre version of Old Yeller, hopefully postgame will go script

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I wouldn’t have thought that would be possible with him remaining ambulatory.

ArmedandHammered

The only memory that works for him is muscle memory.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Cheers from jolly old England. Go meteor!

litre_cola

You should be at the Mighty Whitey game. Night game at Craven Cottage which is actually in Fulham is magical.

King Hippo

I have the en espanol feed going on me tablet. FOAR REASONS

Don T

For the web orthopedists and Gamblor-fearing:
https://twitter.com/nfl/status/1883594004677415166?s=46

Don T
BrettFavresColonoscopy

Does the next video have the deer being shot?

ArmedandHammered

How it turns on the rotisserie spit.

Don T

I love the way Saquon looks out for the lil fella

Gatoraids

Reminds me of one of those Boston Dynamics Robot videos

https://youtu.be/E0Rc9CzVRuQ?t=45

Unsurprised
BrettFavresColonoscopy

This can work too

xcancel.com/faceyouhate/status/1883332384613126353?subid1=20250127-0619-33e7-a086-a737a37733e5#m

ArmedandHammered

Just as shitty as JJ, but nowhere as likeable as JJ, in his crazy old coot way.

Unsurprised

At least JJ only made his money in oil and not scamming people like DS

2Pack

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Unsurprised

I’ve seriously considered this.

Don T

The seven episode doc. on Derek Jeter sounds even more excessive. Though I’m fine with episode 6 being only about Jeter’s eyebrow grooming styles and the media adoration that followed.

Unsurprised

I put my tri-tip into the oven too soon.

Gatoraids

Philip Rivers would never make that mistake

Don T

🤣🤣🤣

Unsurprised

It’s never too soon if you don’t ever stop.

Unsurprised

Why is Liz wearing a see-through top at work when the adoption lady (Megan Mullally) is coming to visit?

Unsurprised

Wow. Will Arnett is quite agile.

King Hippo

Hippo’s FamoUs WASP-spicy Pot Roast is in the crock pot. Today? TWO layers of crushed red pepper into the arrabiata sauce.

#LivingOnTehEdge

yeah right

Atta boy!

Don T

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Unsurprised

The Church of the Perpetual Interceptions

yeah right

Morning clubhouse!

Anyone for tea, toast and strawberry jam?

I’m making the toast.

litre_cola

You need another shipment of jam?

yeah right

YES!!!!!!

LemonJello

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Unsurprised

NOBODY GIVES ME THE RASPBERRY!

Game Time Decision

What kinda jam

litre_cola

Salted Caramel w/ Peach, and STrawberry

yeah right

Delicious!

litre_cola

I remember in Vegas that Zymm bought containers smaller than 100 ml so she could split up the jar and bring it on carryon

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It’s definitely a hot beverage kind of day.

yeah right

While wearing a hoodie.

yeah right

That’s 1000% hyperbole.

yeah right

Amazon!

Horatio Cornblower

It’s probably in scrapple.

Or Skyline chili.

King Hippo

Because of the valuable lessons the Leafs learned for their inevitable and glorioUs Cup run, eh?

blaxabbath

It is my birthday. So I get to go to the coffee shop for an hour or so after the gym to work.

WCS

Congrats on your latest lap around Sol.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Show them your ID and see if they’ll give you a free coffee. And if they don’t loudly proclaim that you’re headed to Denny’s.

(afterwards be sure to head to Denny’s either way)

Doktor Zymm

Congrats on another whorl in the spirograph of life!

Don T

Happy work day!

King Hippo

Nods in JJ Watt

LemonJello

There’s a bar named “The Coffee Shop”?

yeah right

Happy birthday.

Be sure to get some walking in.

blaxabbath

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2Pack

Happy Birthday Brother

ArmedandHammered

Happy Bday!

blaxabbath

Post-New Years i feel like we should replace the LDB Challenge with the TUSH PUSH Challenge.

Doktor Zymm

You might be amazed at this, but I have actually never encountered anyone doing a tush push outside of a football game!

2Pack

You poor gurl

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

If the NARRATIVE has anything to say about it, this will probably be the last football game of the year I watch (since I absolutely refuse to watch this zebra-riding Chiefs team play). I’ll probably spend half of it in the garage finishing the workout I started yesterday, and the other half raiding the massive supply of meat that currently inhabits my freezers.

LemonJello

“Just how massive is this meat supply?”

Andy Reid and Buddy Cole, simultaneously

Doktor Zymm

I’ll probably be driving during the first half of the game, but will listen on the radio. Probably for the best since I’m very excited for this game but also a little terrified and I’m good with either side winning. Unlike that OTHER game today where there is an obvious Good Guy Team and Bad Guy Team.

WCS

I don’t know what to expect, but I know Angelo Cataldi will find a way to make this about him.

litre_cola

Ange is going to be fired in the morning. Foxy footy indeed.

Horatio Cornblower

https://twitter.com/FootballXtra0/status/1883547863298248958

I’ll start a GoFundMe for Tottenham to keep him forever.

King Hippo

Another point of evidence in favoUr of Sham Town’s historic levels of shittiness.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I love the variation in club names. You’ve got some traditional [city][mascot] pairings (like Wolverhampton Wanderers), you’ve got some solely based on location (like Manchester City, Leeds United, Liverpool), and you’ve got some random others (like Arsenal and Tottenham Hotspur)

King Hippo

Alls I know fo’ sho is that There Will Be Points. Defensing is for the nightcap.

I humbly propose that we re-name the Tush Push as Mac’s Dildo Bike.

Horatio Cornblower

Ass Blaster is right there, man.

WCS

Never stop pumping.

litre_cola

Go Birds.

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