
Good morning folks.
Hope everyone’s spring is off to a decent start.
Now that the NCAA finals are all set, and wasn’t it exciting watching four number 1 seeds play! – I guess the NFL Draft is the next sports milestone. Less than 3 weeks away. Basically folks, we should be in NHL and NBA playoff prep time. You can also be a baseball degen like some of us here but otherwise?
We’re deep down in the dregs of the offseason. Shit’s hard too, man.
EPL is all but wrapped, no World Cup or Olympics to tide us over. This odd year shit is fucked up, dude!
We will endeavor to persevere as we always do… With food.
That’s why my dumb ass is here after all.
So there I was in the kitchen the other dayyyyy…
Thinking “Fuck me, a steak and baked potato sure sounds tasty.” But ain’t we already done that shit? Like a fucking LOT?
Trying to be as fucking resourceful as possible I put some brainpower to the concept and came up with?
Compound butter!
Fuck off! That is NOT cheating! Compound butters are awesome and can level up some dreary ass meal in a big fucking way!
Besides, we haven’t done that yet and it STILL allows me to get away with a steak and baked potato.
Hope some of you have had a chance to fuck around with compound butters, because they really are simple and they unequivocally fucking WORK.
Let’s do a quick “Give and take” if you will.
Let’s say you’ve got some biscuits. How about a honey butter?
Staying with the sweet butters, if you’re making some plain-ass toast or an English muffin or fuck it, maybe even a bagel? How about strawberry honey butter? That shit would be dynamite on a waffle too.
Yeah? You’re starting to see this shit now, ain’t you?
Compound butters don’t have to just be sweet, shit no!
Making some pasta and want to lively it up a bit? You can make an olive, garlic butter.
Man make some basic garlic butter and you’re doing garlic toast in a fraction of the time!
Garlic lends itself to a whole fucking host of different compound butters. Get creative and shit.
Caramelized onion and roasted garlic butter?
Fuck yes! That’s a damn good one! You get the idea
Trust me, any weak-ass reason I can find to make a steak and a baked potato? I’m taking it. And just the idea of what type of compound butter to put on top of the steak made my brain do somersaults with the possibilities.
Oh fuck! Blue cheese garlic butter!
Stop it! Now you’re taking this shit a bit too far. Love the idea but re-focus dammit!
Basically give some thought to what you want to make and Google search for flavored butter or compound butter and you’re all set.
Let’s make some motherfucking garlic herb butter.
Acquire your ass some fresh herbage for this one. How about a little fresh thyme and rosemary today?
Nice! We’re back on point.
What is that a teaspoon each of rosemary and thyme? Yep. That shit works for me
And some fresh garlic. No you won’t need this much garlic for the butter, probably just a clove.
I just went ahead here and chopped up a bunch for my vegetarian soup too while I was at it.
The next part? This is some serious radical shit, man!
Combine them!
Oh shit!
Get a stick of butter up to room temperature. Yeah it’s a pain in the ass when it’s cold outside and takes fucking forever but in order to get the right buttery consistency, we can’t melt the butter with the application of heat. The milk fats and solids would separate.
And that would be bullshit for today’s application.
When the butter gets to room temperature, add in the garlic and the herbs and give everything a proper and thorough mixing.
Scoop the butter out onto a small sheet of plastic wrap.
Pull the plastic wrap over the wad of butter goo and do your best to shape it into a log or loaf shape.
Next twist the ends of the plastic and while rotating your wrists, toss it over in a circle a few times. Like your doing a yo-yo trick or some fucking thing.
It will also help shape the butter.
Fucking perfect over here!
Back in the fridge it goes for a couple of hours.
These same steps apply for any and every form of compound butter. Easy as shit.
Knowing that I was going to be making a compound butter for this episode, I thought long and hard what to serve it on…
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And 30 seconds later knew I would be cooking a steak and a baked potato.
Get your steak(s) out of the fridge for at least 30 minutes to come to room temperature. My kitchen was running a little cold on this day so I left this shit out for a couple of hours. Ain’t gonna hurt nothing.
Use this time to prepare your baked potatoes for proper bakeage.
I’m the one who likes the potato coated in olive oil and then sprinkled with salt before baking directly on the oven rack. Maybe you prefer the prick with a fork and wrap in foil technique?
Do what works for you! I ain’t gonna give you grief over it!
Can’t fucking believe I’m instructing you all on baking a goddamn potato.
Now let’s get to seasoning our steak. Season that motherfucker with bad intent. Don’t go all “weak sauce” on me. Season that shit.
There you go.
Both sides too. Steak can take A LOT of seasoning, especially salt and pepper.
For mealtime, my preferred steak cooking technique?
That shit ain’t even close enough to call it a competition.
Cast iron motherfuckers!
Get that fucker hot, add in a small splash of oil and get busy.
I’m going after a medium rare/medium-ish prep today and I’m looking for a nice sear on the steak.
Five minutes then flip over.
Five more minutes then in the oven for 5 minutes.
Remove the steaks and the potatoes from the oven. Cover the steak with foil and let rest for about 10 minutes. This shit is CRITICAL! It allows the steak juices to settle and redistribute. This will also allow the potato to cool off so it doesn’t melt your fucking fillings when you eat it.
Grab some vino and get busy!
Be sure to get a good pat of butter on that steak, and what the fuck? Add some to your veggies too.
Shit yes, you could put some of that herb butter on your potato too but I’m kind of a purist with my baked potato.
Although?
A chive butter would be the bright shiny tits on that potato.
By the way, I’m a HUGE fan of that pinot noir. It’s in the regular rotation for sure.
Worried that steak may have been cooked too long or not long enough?
Take a gander.
We’ve turned a nice steak and potato dinner into a dynamic steak and potato dinner. That butter does everything and more to the steak. Just a fantastic addition of flavors and additional fat.
Shit yes.
Before we get to today’s uplifting holidays from A Bit Of Good News, these are the results of it’s weekly online poll.
“POLL
Girl Scout cookie season ends soon. Which flavor is your favorite?
Do with that what you will.
Today’s holidays!: “April 6 is National Acai Bowl Day, National Caramel Popcorn Day, National Carbonara Day, National Library Day, National Pajama Day, National Siamese Cat Day, National Tartan Day, National Twinkie Day, Fresh Tomato Day and Play Outside Day.”
Lot to work with there. You can decide.
Thanks to each and everyone of you for being a part of this here Sunday Gravy thing. YOU make it all worth the effort.
Same time next week?
Cool!
Until then…
Ben and Jerrys has a new churro flavor that is pretty awesome. I’m not a fan of chocolate ice cream or even chocolate in or on ice cream, so nice to have a non-chocolate option beyond the standards
I just cooked a thing that went viral on TikTok and Instagram. I only knew of it because it was a trending recipe.
It was stupid fucking delicious.
That’s some well earned viral shit.
You can read about it in….
May sometime.
NOW THIS GUY YEAH RIGHT I CALL THIS GUY RUSS WILSON BECAUSE YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE #TIK-TOK-WORTHY WHEN HE COOKS — BUT IT MIGHT ALSO BE A WAIT BEFORE ANYTHING SHOWS UP.
https://bsky.app/profile/unusualwhales.bsky.social/post/3lm6hda4qp22f
oh no. oh no.
The only surprising thing is that anyone is surprised
But my gyrocopter futures are looking ok, right?
How are Confederated Slaveholdings doing?
The NFL’s doing fine, Redshirt; go back to bed.
think no coincidence the rereleased this last week
Sir, I am tired of all this winning…
Congrats, Horatio. It’s been a long, dark…
nine years.
OWAH PAIHHHHNNNNN OWAHH AHHNNGUISH
everybody: geno might retire
sarah strong: lol nope
He just signed a five-year extension, he has Fudd coming back next year and Strong for 3 more. He’s going nowhere.
oh god…and castellanos hit a grand salami today
Somone better get the observatories up, running, and looking for asteroids.
Can’t they just tweak their trading code?
The Trumpster’s gonna write an Executive Order. Its all good.
they’re like the gang believing in Dutch that he has a plan and he just needs more time
Deploying trampolines on the sidewalks below
Can the Fightin’ Ho’s dook this away in the 4Q?
Not a chance.
So…ho’s up must mean g’s down??
Our weather is great right now. The Candanians lost all their money at the indian casinos and VA-adjacent strip clubs and have gotten the hell out of town. Everybody got citrus fruits at the street for free. This is juicing season and I’ve got blaxito well worked into my OJ assembly line. We’re taking him to Disneyland next week so I’m trying to work in some discipline and effort real quick beforehand.
Hm, got home from horseback, should I do something productive or play Civ 7?
Lol, just kidding, already started a game!
You could drink? Gin something or other?
I am having a glass of dry white wine with my reheated Chinese takeout while I play
UCONN GIRLS BLOWOUT is the worst Brazzers video of all time. Just sayin…
Famous Last Words:
A. Lincoln: “This is a nice play.”
J. Kennedy: “This is a nice drive.”
R. Shirt: (turning off TV) “Duke has a nine-point lead. This one’s over!”
You can pop the cylinder of butter in the freezer for a while, then cut it into discs for easy use. If you store in the freezer they last for months.
“Can I use my ice cream scoop to ge’ ’em?”
-Luka D, Los Angeles
Formed a burger patties around semi-thawed blue cheese butter discs before grilling.
Yum.
Dude — grill those burgers with cheese and eat them out of a big tortilla.
That’s my food cart idea. Also, learn the fundamentals of managing a semi-hygienic space.
You’ve got a Juicy Lucy going!
Oh shit I didn’t even think about ICE showing up to deport one of UConn’s international students…
BAH GAWD THAT’S TODD M. LYONS’ MUSIC!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KoXt9pZLGM
Not a fan of that guy. Wood Green-Lee? That dude rocks!
if donnie is watching (he wont) that’s the “halftime adjustment” if he has money on the game
so either paige gets her revenge and her ring
or gets the caitlin clark ringless narrative and dawn staley cements her legacy as a queen slayer of both cait and paige
Is this ECW chat?
All right, if we can get through the national anthem without the Tampa police domestically violencing any of the players, we’ll be off to a good start.
nick castellanos hitting a grand slam today means gretzkys record is truly dead
or, we are gonna get a surprise later today or monday…?
Steak, truly a sign our Higher Power does actually like us. Looks incredible.
JaguarGator9 has a discussion going on records that won’t be broken. I’m thinking Cal Ripken’s games played streak, Lemuiex’s five goals five ways, Eldrick Woods’ 2000 US Open performance, and throwing consecutive complete games.
What are some of yinz?
Wilt Chamberlain’s 100 point game.
You know, this could be a draft topic.
OR his 2K record…
richard petty’s 200 wins is impossible now that nascar has 30-ish races nowadays and no longer does the 50 or so drivers could do in the 60s
Good one.
Pearson is second all-time with 105, Jeffy third with 85.
Bonds’ HR record ain’t going anywhere.
Until later 2026 when steroids are legislated in order to bring bigger Booms and louder Pows to feed Dumb People’s insatiable lust for MOAR TV GIVE EMOTIONS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bH81s3BtdB4
Cy Young 511 wins.
Untouchable.
No one’s touching his 315 losses either.
The Dr. Mrs. is doing an exercise video where the host is saying “pick it up pick it up pick it up” and I think it’s awesome that there are now ska-themed workouts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox2mpOiUUmc
I know where that place is! Not far from the 91 freeway, on Van Buren.
Isn’t it silly how we get a huge endorphin rush from being like “I’ve been to that place where that thing was filmed!” It happened to me with this video; it’s a record store just down the road from us:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezzj4tN3T7I
Celibrating National Carbonara day here. No kidding it was just on the news.
I just had carbonara for lunch!
That’s the spirit!
Probably my favorite spaghetti… of like 12 choices that come to mind
Is there a gender-specific (i.e. non-woke) expression for the Fightin’ Horatios womens’ team? The Hair-Pullin’ Horatios?
I’ll say it. The Fightin’ Ho’s!
I was going to suggest the Barefoot and Pregnant Horatios but I didn’t want anyone to get it confused with costume night at Casa Cornblower.
Technically it should be The Husky Bitches, but good luck selling that to the spoilsports in marketing.
On Friday I grilled a steak, and made a blue cheese compound butter for the top. I didn’t bake a tater, but I did roast some new potatoes with olive oil and greek seasoning. Great minds think alike!
Like a fucking lady!
I still have half of my steak left, tonight it’s Pittsburgh salad time!
That’s the shit right there! Love blue cheese with steak. Add in a glass of good hearty red wine and hit the trifecta of delish.
Are potatoes better fresher?
Babies are delicious!
Sorry, can’t watch the UConn women go for it today; something’s come up…
https://twitter.com/NCDAdodgeball/status/1908924447328776194
if you can dodge a wrench…
I do think it would indeed take a rousing game of quarters to get me drunk enough that I’d voluntarily watch any form of competitive dodgeball.
I thought this was relegated to the Ocho, along with Ultimate Frisbee and Magic: the Gathering tournaments.
(Why are all those planeswalkers Gathering, anyway? If I was them I’d stay the fuck away from each other.)
my fave is Slipper Stairs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrxUvwP0g5Q
one step from professional Double Dare
Ok, I fucking love this. Falling down AND treachery! It’s perfect.
hunter renfrow got into football after his hopes for a career in magic the gathering flamed out ppl forget that
The best coach in the fucking game.
https://twitter.com/dhurley15/status/1908919688064643219
It IS funny how double-standardy the media is about this. Anyone who EVAR sat behind the bench when Coach K was at Duke…holy shit, even I ain’t that profane. How many times did y’all hear Nantz et al complain about HIM?
*the best coach in the fucking game that didn’t make it beyond the Sweet Sixteen.
My good sir, he’s already doubled up Boeheim in national titles.
Only started watching 10 minutes ago, has the Manc Derby been this shite the whole way?
Let’s just say you haven’t missed anything.
About all I can say about that match is that they did finish it.
Even Rebecc-ur threw shade at it, come the final whistle.
Speaking of Rick Steves you know its grave when he had to recall himself from Europe
https://bsky.app/profile/mikecaulfield.bsky.social/post/3lm5n6knhok25
ewps may as well just include direct you tube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86hnPrWozUo
I love him. He is the most sincere pumpkin in our entire patch, bless him! The world would be a much better place with more Rick and less dick.
yeah pretty well thought out speech like Mr Rodgers defense of free speech and funny at the end he uses his tour guide skills remind people to stay in sidewalks and watch for traffic
Pretty much doing this same recipe this afternoon including corn on the cob which will have some elote touches. Like Do the potatoes on top rack with pan underneath for at least 70 mins at 350 to get the skins crispy
For steak we do the montreal spicy and the mrs likes a burn outside rare inside so do a high temp 3 min 3 min letting some gril flames do some work taking them right out of the refrigerator to leave center rarer. and add the pat of butter last 30 seconds of cooking.
Oh also got to add the topping of onion/mushroom garlic worstshire skillet for 15 mins or so.
All in all keeping a great last night rolling with Dooks loss and Gators gain.
I wish I made better mushrooms.
And REALLY better onions for steak.
The key is to use 3x as much butter as you think you should. Actually not a bad guideline for lots of recipes
I start with halving or quartering onions sliced medium size or so. Little trick is when having onions in quarters but before slicing is to only slice them 9/10 of way through and then cut off the end to keep together and chop the pieces.
Bring skillet with olive oil up to 365 or so med-low heat.
throw in the onions and pepper , toss in a little worsteshire stir and cook for about 10 mins.
Then add in the mushrooms can be any type usually mine are basic white sometimes baby bella if on special, add more pepper ,worsteshire ,salt to taste stir aorund cooking another 8 mins or so til mushroom sweat out get to consistency.
Last couple mins throws in 4 cloves of chopped garlic or so and some better and stir around til can smell the garlic or so. then toss all this on top of your steaks or on side if you wish
Last night I checked out of the Duke/UH game about halfway through the second half, and dozed off. My wife woke me up with 0:13 left in the half. “Your guys are winning!”
I really was stunned at how effective the Houston press was.
Duke scored all of one field goal in the last ten minutes or so. In the final three minutes they scored three points, all from free throws (including one technical).
They had a six point lead with about thirty seconds left, and fifteen seconds later they were down by one.
They also had a nine point lead with just over two minutes left. It really was a collapse for the ages.
I was tumescent reading about it this morning.
Oh Hai! Fuck Liverpool and all my mates who support them.
I hope you laughed excessively in Deci’s face. TEACH HIM TEH ERROR OF HIS WAYS
Whatever happens tomorrow, the team who wins will be very much deserving of the national title. Florida for coming up clutch in a pair of tough games and knocking out the defending champs, or Houston for winning two tough ones of their own and knocking out the presumptive champs.
You can’t make that much money and be a loser.
There’s talk Ovi might sit so he can break the record at home. I like that idea, though I bet the people paying exorbitant sums for tonight’s away game would be pissed.
Also, happy Duke schadenfreude day to those who celebrate!
Last year I ran into the son of our CFO at a grocery store who is an enormous Ovie fan and suggested to him that he should follow Ovie as he chases Gretzky and his eyes lit up
/the CFO is a very indulgent mother
CFO: [last month] “Do you have any idea how much money you’ve cost me?!”
Me: [shrugs shoulders] “I’m sorry…?”
https://twitter.com/thisdiegolopez/status/1908912341132927324
Looks like Wrexham will be playing Southhampton next season.
Who will Netflix support?
Gonna be weird when this 6 minutes of extra time somehow turns into 16 if Liverpool doesn’t score.
As someone that hasn’t had beef since Christmas, I want to throw three sunny-side eggs atop that steak and go to town.
Pssst. Come on you Whites.
RISE UP WHITE MEN smgdh
(NOTE to Other Hippo – NEVER EVAR TAKE NOTICE OF REDSHITE FAILURE)
THIS GAME I CALL IT JANAURY 6TH, BECAUSE A BUNCH OF WHITES ARE UPSETTING THE ESTABLISHMENT!!
Thin mints winning comfortably does not surprise me. It validates me.
Simple stuff that’s always great here today folks, thanks Yeah Right.
I love a frozen Thin Mint. This is the first year in my life I haven’t had a single GS cookie. That’s very sad.
Aldi knockoffs vs GS:
The other GS cookies don’t have Aldi knockoffs. You might as well get other Aldi cookies.
My wife sees Aldi commercials and is like, “People say Aldi is great.” And I’m like, that’s fine, but I also hear Disneyland is great and the nearest of either is a six hour drive to LA/the east side suburbs.
Fucking advertising without being in my area….