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yeah right is a fully vaccinated lifelong Vikings fan, fromager, world traveler, food guru and LA Harbor resident with a black belt in profanity and really is an actual human being.
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blaxabbath

If you were using a traeger for the first time and got some cherry wood pellets with it — what drumstick recipe would you recommend for smoking?

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

Basic salt and pepper
If you have any dry spices, mix and put on the chicken before smoking.

blaxabbath

OH yeah — i need to brine…

Obrigado.

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

Or in buttermilk

scotchnaut

Riffing on yeah right-I’ve no clue about my DFO origin story other than volunteering to do game intros. I think it was a big mess initially with regards to who would do what when. I wanted desperately to be a part of this fledgling thing so I volunteered to do the game intros.

/one thing I do recall is that the site was kinda slow the first summer and RTD just tossed out an open thread-
//it blew my mind-“You can just throw out some random thoughts and create an open thread? Wow! I was that stupid.

Horatio Cornblower

I just showed up one day and never left, kind of like shower mold.

WCS

Like shower mold, you’re notoriously difficult to keep and stay away, too.

Doktor Zymm

I was invited for team previews since I was the only Redacteds fan that kommented regularly

While we’re talking about the old site, seems like a good time to reveal that I made ther original Sparano’s Football komment. My most successful joke ever and I managed to stay anonymous about it for years

Gatoraids

forgot how I ended up here from the old site, at first only came around for the season but glad I’m sticking around in the offseason. thanks for you all keeping it up and going.

Mr. Ayo

I don’t have an origin story because I’m an illiterate dullard. Velvet has a name for folks like me but I’m too stupid to remember.

Doktor Zymm

I feel like this whole Velvet/Coinback thing is gonna end up being a great buddy comedy

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

I was a lurker at ksk, and came over in the exodus and then lurked for a few years.
Stupidly volunteered to write about lacrosse playoffs and then did some open threads and other random things. When balls asked for help with the comments post, I again volunteered, and have been doing it for a few years now. Feel like it’s a good way for me to help with the site and contribute.

For commenting, I miss the Quotables posts. And I think it was a request line where I had a few good song choices and Dok said I was having a “Jordan flu game” and have been commenting since. I’ve got nothing of importance to say, so it’s nice that y’all let continue to babble here

blaxabbath

If I can get this fucking company sold, Quatables is a Top-5 things to do with my free time goal.

So let’s all root for golden parachutes!

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

Never jumping out of a working plane

Gumbygirl

Every word you say is important. Babble on, my darling dear!

Brick Meathook

I lived across the street from you then

if you count four massive LAX runways as a “street”

ballsofsteelandfury

Don’t forget the taxiways too!

Doktor Zymm

It’s been amazing to far and we’re still going strong!

blaxabbath

“He’s fine. You don’t need to tell him any of that. Now move your feet out of the way so I can vacuum.”

-Mrs Dr RTD Esq (Ret.)

scotchnaut

BeefReeferLives yakking about the Elway shenanigans makes me want to point out a few things.

A director of our company lost his life recently while trying to drunkenly skip across open water on his Skidoo, which is a thing that he had done before many times and his luck ran out. I can’t help but think that the same dynamic is at work with respect to Elway-he and his buddy got blind drunk after golfing and there had been close calls before but the law of averages caught up.

/Risk-takers are usually identified as race car drivers, mountain-climbers, fire-fighters and such but QB’s in retirement might be included as well.

scotchnaut

JFC! Was thinking about this a bit more and thought about Favre-the number of INT’s, the Jenn Sturgis fiasco and the welfare funds/volleyball court thingy and his comment, “this won’t come back to me, right?” All he needed to hear was some dipshit saying, “No” for him to attach himself to a potentially humiliating situation and he didn’t hesitate for a second.

Gatoraids

nods slowly after trying greek yogurt

Joe Flacco

Mr. Ayo

nods slowly after wiping up drool from the purple dishwasher door opened by a monkey

— T. Green

blaxabbath

That like was just to irk Brick.

scotchnaut

/so there was some leaf raking done this afternoon
//let’s harken back to an exchange that wifey and I had a few years ago

Me: “I’m going to burn all these leaves that I raked.”

Wifey: “You can’t do that-you need a permit!” [she’s a ‘rules-follower’]

Me: “We had a 8 foot high pallet bonfire last weekend-what are you talking about?”

Wifey: “Somebody might report us.”

Me: “Somebody from across the lake? Really?”

Wifey: “Or someone that is fishing nearby.”

Me: [walks away, later in the day throws gas on the leaves so that it burns more intensely]*

*I’m all passive-aggressive like that

BeefReeferLives

read this and substituted “leaves” for “hobos” and “raked” with “killed” in my fevered brain.

Horatio Cornblower

Wait, you can get a permit for that!?!?

BeefReeferLives

Yes, I’m watching UFL and yes, feeling a bit of self loathing about it…

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WCS

UFL fans of the world, unite!

BeefReeferLives

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BeefReeferLives

So sounds like Elway got loaded and killed someone with his friend fell off a golf cart.

https://www.tmz.com/2025/05/02/john-elway-day-party-two-hours-before-fatal-golf-cart-crash/

Mr. Ayo

I’m sure it’s a good sign that the horse has already hired a lawyer

Jimbo

-The Drive 2: this time it’s personal.

blaxabbath

Terrell Davis gonna be the only star from the SB XXXIII team to be free for the next reunion.

Doktor Zymm

Did they remove the speed regulator from that golf cart or was it just an unlucky low speed landing?

Horatio Cornblower

To paraphrase Norm McDonald, this may seem like an overreaction, but I firmly believe everyone associated with TMZ needs to be killed.

Gatoraids

same feeling about those associated with the TMQ preferably in Wichita

scotchnaut

My buddy Glen is cooking again-this time it’s a “Blueberry Grunt”, which is a position my wife and I enjoy during sexy times but apparently it’s also a dessert.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_nwJ-egDOs&ab_channel=GlenAndFriendsCooking

King Hippo

why is Glen watching y’all fuck??

scotchnaut

Successful YouTubers up here get to pick one couple per year to watch during the intercourses-it’s a Canadian thing, you wouldn’t understand.

BeefReeferLives

C’mon now, no kink shaming…

scotchnaut

Just a reminder-in his spare time Glen flies to isolated communities and picks ups folks in desperate need of medical care and gets them to hospitals in major cities. He makes my donation of 45 dozen eggs for a Mother’s Day fundraiser look pathetic. Bastard!

Doktor Zymm

I think your berries being blue is one of those ‘call the doctor after 4 hours’ things

Mr. Ayo

It’s a nice sunny morning here. So I open my patio door to let in the fresh air, enjoy the sunshine, and hear the birds chirping. So relaxing.

And then, for some fucking reason, the parking lot next door decides it’s high time to fucking fire up the gas powered fucking leaf blowers and ruin everything. Assholes.

Gumbygirl

Assholes!

Jimbo

Yeah, they should switch to electric!

King Hippo

boogie woogie woogie DOWN

Gatoraids

yeah years ago when we got an electric mower our old neighbor was so fascinated by it and how quiet was, he still felt it was a bit wrong and kept his gas mower tho.

King Hippo

Less chat, MOAR with teh #KrakenFacts!! SEE, ah dun fixed up mah attitude

Mr. Ayo

#KrakenFact: The Kraken have more wins over the past 27 years than the Hartford Whalers.

Horatio Cornblower

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blaxabbath

Why don’t the Christian Nationalists make Sunday an official day of rest?

Jimbo

They’re too busy focusing on da geys n migrants, obviously.

Mr. Ayo

Fun fact: Migrants are running those gas powered leaf blowers! Where’s ICE when you need them?

Jimbo

Aqui esta.

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Mr. Ayo

And they’re done. And the sun is gone. And the morning songbirds have been silenced. And the fresh air is now polluted with gas exhaust.

But, hey, none of that can stop me another freezer vodka and a nap.

Fronkenshteen

Damn. Lamb just went on sale at our Food Lion for last week’s stew/casserole recipe. And this looks amazing, too. I’m always playing catch-up with Sunday Gravy!

Doktor Zymm

I also need to stop by Best Buy today and drop off stuff for electronics recycling

The one in Gilroy is right next to a great burrito place

Ooh, maybe I could make asparagus tacos!

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ballsofsteelandfury

You’re going to Gilroy and no mention of garlic?

For shame!

Doktor Zymm

I drive through Gilroy like 6 times a week, I just take the garlic as assumed at this point. Besides, you can’t smell the garlic from the highway this time of year

scotchnaut

This Cocaine Shark movie has been a disappointment but at least I’m not raking leaves (yet).

Doktor Zymm

Cocaine bear sits back and smirks with superiority. Or he would if he wasn’t dead and stuffed in a shop in Kentucky

King Hippo

Seems like a shark actively ON the beak might be ok. But a shark with the blues, holy SHIT watch out

ballsofsteelandfury

It’s pretty clear from your reaction that this is Fuck Me Chicken, not Marry Me Chicken.

Also, exactly how did YOU hear about this if you’re not tied in to the TikToks or Instagrams?

ballsofsteelandfury

I also assume Kill Me Chicken is raw

Horatio Cornblower

OK, so Fuck Chicken, Marry Chicken, Kill Chicken: Who ya got?

/please do not answer this question

Mr. Ayo

Not an answer, just saying

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Doktor Zymm

Oh you know, wink, wink
-JD Vance

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Gatoraids

it has bled into youtube for even the older mainstream cooks cover some version of it for the clicks and cuz it has really good. Dishes like this remind me to get the 5 mother sauces straight one day, i alwasy feel im going to burn or ruin them after doing a rue one time

Doktor Zymm

I do need to pick up some garlic later today, I have some fresh asparagus that I think I’m going to toss in with some pasta aglio e olio. This sauce sounds great, but would probably overwhelm the asparagus. Also I am lazy and might omit the pasta part altogether if I’m as tired as I was yesterday after the barn

blaxabbath

Just have a MEAL of some soup.

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2Pack

Having asparagus also, risotto asparagi e prochutto.

Doktor Zymm

Ooh, that sounds great

blaxabbath

THIS GUY YEAH RIGHT I CALL THIS GUY ELON MUSK LIVESTREAMING HIS VIDEO GAME BECAUSE HE’S DESTROYING THE LAST TINY BITS OF DIGNITY HE HAS LEFT BEFORE DIVING IN WITH A CHICKEN AND ITS BUNCH OF IDIOT ONLINE FOLLOWERS.

Doktor Zymm

I have mixed feelings about naked gardening day. Just being naked in a garden sounds quite nice as long as you have a bug and sun protection strategy, but actual gardening requires a lot of protective gear for a reason

blaxabbath

Probably not a day you do real gardening. More of a, enjoy the May flowers and evaluate kind of session.

My wife has one of those aweogardens and never uses it so she’s letting me take it. I’m gonna set it up in my office.

ballsofsteelandfury

Want another one? I have one in the garage that was gifted and never used

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Doktor Zymm

I had one I used for a while, and it was great for fresh herbs, but that damn grow light, even though it was tiny, added like $20/month to my electric bill. Would be more now since rates have gone up so much

blaxabbath

Yes I do.

Because I am gonna let the company pick up the power bill for it.

2Pack

I would not recommend it.

2Pack

This is pretty simple. My late FIL used to sun dry and preserve in olive oil a portion of his tomatoes. I want to give that a try. Maybe not this year, with the reno going on I’m only planting half of what I usually do. But next year I think. Home grown just has so much more flavor. And in this dish I think it will simply explode. Thank you Yeah Right, be well Buddy.

blaxabbath

Is there a chance you get to the end of this year and say, “i only need to plant half as much, after all,” and then you get to start transforming more area?

2Pack

My entire gardening life this year depends on how much the plumbers are going to dig up.

Gumbygirl

This sounds delicious! If I have time later today, I’m going to the store to get the stuff for this. I think I might throw in a bag of spinach too, just because I feel like I haven’t been eating enough veggies lately.

Gatoraids

get that fiber girl, just had a neighrbor across the street last night go in for bowl obstruction and they had to remove pieces of dead colon, does not sound festive.

Gatoraids

Next week will be a sources of Fiber Draft…WHO YA GOT

Mr. Ayo

Holy shit!

Horatio Cornblower

So to speak.

Doktor Zymm

That’s one of the most common causes of death for horses

Horatio Cornblower

Another one is Bob Baffert.

scotchnaut

Sydney Pollack is another.