Rebecc-ur’s Big Day – FA Cup Finale Open Thread

Not much happening today, other than the City of Men taking on Crystal Palace (11:30, ESPN+) for the 2024-25 FA Cup gloUry.  As Fronk once helpfully reminded me, the Murrikan face of the Premier League (NBC studio host Rebecc-ur Lowe) is a Palace supporter.  Backing that up, she penned a nice article in the Athletic this week.  Snippet follows:

My parents divorced when I was 10 and, overnight, those long drives across London to Palace came to represent quality time with my dad. They were precious.

We had a routine. We would leave early, 10.30am on a Saturday for a 3pm kick off, and park up a stone’s throw from the ground on one of the roads that climb up from Whitehorse Lane, which backs onto the stadium. I dreamt of living in one of those houses; I’m based in California now, but I still think about that road. I’d peer in through the windows, cursing how lucky the occupants were to live this close to Palace, then on past the chip shop on the corner to the club store.

Dad would treat me to a key ring or a shirt, buy the matchday programme, and then it was up the steps to Crystals — a dingy nightclub turned function room above the Sainsbury’s supermarket at one end of the ground — to be first in the door when it opened at midday.

What a place that was. All sticky floors, brown mottled tables and nasty padded chairs. God knows what had seeped into those over the years, but we couldn’t care less. We’d order sausage, chips and beans twice — still the best pre-match meal I’ve ever had — and Dad would buy me a Coke (I was never allowed Coke) and he’d have a pint of London Pride beer.

We would digest every word of the programme while we ate, and watch the raffle. Sometimes I’d take myself off to the ladies’ because there was a window from where you could see the green of the pitch. I’d just stand there, staring: ‘Wow, what a view’. I was completely enthralled by everything Crystal Palace. It was my happy place.

Then, at around 2.15pm, we’d amble over to the Holmesdale Stand at the other end of the ground where Dad had season tickets: upper tier behind the goal. We’d watch the game, soak it all up, then drive home listening to the 606 fans’ phone-in on BBC Radio 5 Live. Those were some of the best days of my life.

Ugh, now I kind of hope they win.  But City of Men getting a trophy in this shittiest of seasons (by their standards) would also be a nice thumb in the eye for bloviating commentators (who keep trying to man-splain how much we should love the Redshite’s winning the League) everywhere.  So…I guess huzzah either way?

Notts County take on AFC Wimbledon (7:30, Paramount+, maybe CBSSN?) in the League 2 playoffs.  Notts need to overturn a 1-nil first leg, home defeat.  But ’tis the playoffs, crazier shit has happened.

All the normal Prem matchery takes place on Sunday this week (and next), so adjust your relationship with the space-time continuum accordingly.

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Reclusive, vulgar Broncos fan. Also a proud fookin' Evertonian. Likely dropped on my head repeatedly as a small child. [Insert George Carlin quote followed by thoughtful nod.]
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ArmedandHammered

News reporting g bomb blast in Palm Springs, you ok Gumbygirl?

ballsofsteelandfury

Some idiot blew himself in his car in front of a clinic. No one else killed. She should be good.

ArmedandHammered

One idiot down.

Doktor Zymm

Fertility clinic, so they just replace the idiots tho

blaxabbath

Couple times a month I like to hate myself and dial up a FoxNews search.

What a strange world.

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Fronkenshteen

That penalty had everything but Rasheed Wallace yelling “BALL DON’T LIE” as Henderson saved it. Fucking Silva going down like he got tased. And VAR bought it! Horseshit. Good for Rebecca. Good for Palace.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Saw a theory that it was a makeup call for the handball earlier not being ruled as a DOGSO and a red card.

rockingdog

Random idea:

I wonder if someone is gonna write a broadway musical parody of Donald Trump that’s similar to The Producers/Hitler

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca7063tXIP4&pp=ygUUVGhlIHByb2Z1Y2VycyBoaXRsZXI%3D

Don T

🎶Springtime for Hegseth, and Patriarchyyy

Fem fefem fem🎶

Gumbygirl

Program cover art

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Senor Weaselo

I’m shocked Randy Rainbows hasn’t already!

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

Just put all of his songs together and you’re almost done

rockingdog

Hahaha

scotchnaut

That’s the game right there.

scotchnaut

I CALL THIS MAN CITY TEAM e.e. cummings BECAUSE OF THEIR INABILITY TO CAPITALIZE!

Horatio Cornblower

banner this

2Pack

Site appropriate

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scotchnaut

Palace’s counter-attack is on the same side of the field that Doku is on. He can run down anyone and finally chose to do so just now and did it easily.

scotchnaut

“This penalty kick brought to you by the good folks at Bad Decision Jeans.”

2Pack

Haely is nice too…

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scotchnaut

I mean, she is wearing glasses.

scotchnaut

God The Damn! Palace almost went up by 2.

scotchnaut

Stupid Palace.

scotchnaut

That’s a great alternate name for the White House, I just realized.

Doktor Zymm

It’s nice when someone has fond childhood memories of a team and then doesn’t grow up to be a total asshole that buys the team and ruins it

scotchnaut

It would seem that the Broom has won 31 team and individual trophies of various sorts going all the way back to his time at [giggles] Genk. I’d like to see him get that 32nd.

/it was difficult to figure out because every site includes World and Euro Cup participation as an accomplishment. (which I did not)
//Haaland is back!

scotchnaut

A stupid hawk flew into one of our windows yesterday and broke its neck. Beautiful plumage though. We can’t give it a proper burial because the dogs will dig it up so into the dumpster it goes.

scotchnaut

Wifey doesn’t want bird parts/feathers scattered all over the yard. Dogs are enthusiastic yet messy eaters.

Senor Weaselo

Do you have to call it in?

Brick Meathook
DJ TAJ

High Noon Manana!

High-Noon
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

We have a houseguest who has been the least demanding person we have ever hosted. It’s more like having a roommate, honestly – he is completely independent and I’m not even sure he’ll wake up in time for us to take him out for a farewell breakfast (which the Dr. Mrs. is becoming quite insistent about).

Horatio Cornblower

So you have a cat?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

He took care of the animals while we were in London/Sweden and he must have done a pretty good job, because they absolutely adore him.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“I have the same problem at work sometimes. People get so angry when you finally get back on the line. It’s like ‘I’m sorry lady, I’m a human being, sometimes I forget things’ but these folks are never willing to give you a single inch of latitude.” – WCS

Gumbygirl

I walk into a room with a purpose, forget the purpose immediately, twirl like a mofo, and then leave the room and remember why I went in there 20 minutes later.

2Pack

Tell me about it. I get a lot of work done around not doing what I came there to do.

yeah right

My stove is so damn clean for this exact reason.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The implication being that you clean the stove until you remember what it was you were supposed to be doing?

yeah right

Exactly.

Horatio Cornblower

Hell, I’m not even sure why I logged on to the site this morning.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

You need to get back on Slack so I can inundate you with bad draft ideas.

scotchnaut

My office at work is on the second floor and the times I’ve gone downstairs to check on something and forgotten because someone dared to ask me a question is nearing infinity.

ballsofsteelandfury

Luka?

The Maestro

I’m glad I have the Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens account on my side when it comes to sandwiches.

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Gumbygirl

It’s pretty early in the day to start the sandwich war, Maestro. Wait until after lunch, when we all have had a nice hotdog sandwich.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

A BURRITO IS NOT A SANDWICH, A BURRITO IS A TACO!

The Maestro

Yes. Which is a sandwich.

2Pack

Euro womens vollyball will be there for us.

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2Pack

I’ll have to preview that. Get us a team that needs the most luv… and shows the best azz…

Gumbygirl

I can’t open this, because Fuck Zuck, but I can guess what happened next. And it’s hilarious!

Fronkenshteen

Oof. 2-Love Wimbledon. Poor Notts County.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“You think that’s bad, try being down two service staff.” – property mogul blaxabbath, contemplating hiring a new butler after the current one had the audacity to call in “sick” on a Friday

blaxabbath

My Big Work Thing(tm) has been completely delayed multiple times by my hardware vendor. “They’ve just taken on too much work,” is a bullshit excuse 13 months after we signed the papers and I gave them the first 90 days off to get their old shit cleared out of the queue.

Last week was the final “yeah but when do YOU REALLY NEED IT” dealine and they were gonna do it Monday or Thursday but then the guy got the flu Monday and so we lost all last week. I Jumped his boss’s shit this week for fucking dangling me for 13 months then blowing right through the deadline when you should have had this done in December but you just insisted I give more patient and, when you do get to it, it’s gonna deliver. And it has not.

So anyways, the guy emails our project team Thursday that he’s made the patch but hope it’s ok because his pneumonia is on hot and I’m like, “Well get it done before the pneumonia kills you and then I’ll be down to ZERO people to help me finish this way passed schedule.”