Not much happening today, other than the City of Men taking on Crystal Palace (11:30, ESPN+) for the 2024-25 FA Cup gloUry. As Fronk once helpfully reminded me, the Murrikan face of the Premier League (NBC studio host Rebecc-ur Lowe) is a Palace supporter. Backing that up, she penned a nice article in the Athletic this week. Snippet follows:
My parents divorced when I was 10 and, overnight, those long drives across London to Palace came to represent quality time with my dad. They were precious.
We had a routine. We would leave early, 10.30am on a Saturday for a 3pm kick off, and park up a stone’s throw from the ground on one of the roads that climb up from Whitehorse Lane, which backs onto the stadium. I dreamt of living in one of those houses; I’m based in California now, but I still think about that road. I’d peer in through the windows, cursing how lucky the occupants were to live this close to Palace, then on past the chip shop on the corner to the club store.
Dad would treat me to a key ring or a shirt, buy the matchday programme, and then it was up the steps to Crystals — a dingy nightclub turned function room above the Sainsbury’s supermarket at one end of the ground — to be first in the door when it opened at midday.
What a place that was. All sticky floors, brown mottled tables and nasty padded chairs. God knows what had seeped into those over the years, but we couldn’t care less. We’d order sausage, chips and beans twice — still the best pre-match meal I’ve ever had — and Dad would buy me a Coke (I was never allowed Coke) and he’d have a pint of London Pride beer.
We would digest every word of the programme while we ate, and watch the raffle. Sometimes I’d take myself off to the ladies’ because there was a window from where you could see the green of the pitch. I’d just stand there, staring: ‘Wow, what a view’. I was completely enthralled by everything Crystal Palace. It was my happy place.
Then, at around 2.15pm, we’d amble over to the Holmesdale Stand at the other end of the ground where Dad had season tickets: upper tier behind the goal. We’d watch the game, soak it all up, then drive home listening to the 606 fans’ phone-in on BBC Radio 5 Live. Those were some of the best days of my life.
Ugh, now I kind of hope they win. But City of Men getting a trophy in this shittiest of seasons (by their standards) would also be a nice thumb in the eye for bloviating commentators (who keep trying to man-splain how much we should love the Redshite’s winning the League) everywhere. So…I guess huzzah either way?
Notts County take on AFC Wimbledon (7:30, Paramount+, maybe CBSSN?) in the League 2 playoffs. Notts need to overturn a 1-nil first leg, home defeat. But ’tis the playoffs, crazier shit has happened.
All the normal Prem matchery takes place on Sunday this week (and next), so adjust your relationship with the space-time continuum accordingly.
News reporting g bomb blast in Palm Springs, you ok Gumbygirl?
Some idiot blew himself in his car in front of a clinic. No one else killed. She should be good.
One idiot down.
Fertility clinic, so they just replace the idiots tho
Couple times a month I like to hate myself and dial up a FoxNews search.
What a strange world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvixBYNBS7Q
https://ibb.co/Swz1Wbhn
That penalty had everything but Rasheed Wallace yelling “BALL DON’T LIE” as Henderson saved it. Fucking Silva going down like he got tased. And VAR bought it! Horseshit. Good for Rebecca. Good for Palace.
Saw a theory that it was a makeup call for the handball earlier not being ruled as a DOGSO and a red card.
Random idea:
I wonder if someone is gonna write a broadway musical parody of Donald Trump that’s similar to The Producers/Hitler
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca7063tXIP4&pp=ygUUVGhlIHByb2Z1Y2VycyBoaXRsZXI%3D
🎶Springtime for Hegseth, and Patriarchyyy
Fem fefem fem🎶
Program cover art
I’m shocked Randy Rainbows hasn’t already!
Just put all of his songs together and you’re almost done
They could play 30 extra minutes, City are done.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDbHiU74JjI
Hahaha
holy cats, they’s really gonna do this muthafucka
Almost worse to get saved by VAR, then see fuckall reaction from City of Men the next few minutes of play. They look beaten.
That’s the game right there.
I CALL THIS MAN CITY TEAM e.e. cummings BECAUSE OF THEIR INABILITY TO CAPITALIZE!
banner this
Site appropriate
Damn, that’s some #Dedication2Buggery right thar
Palace’s counter-attack is on the same side of the field that Doku is on. He can run down anyone and finally chose to do so just now and did it easily.
oy, you take the ball off HULK SMASH for a penno, you best not miss…
“This penalty kick brought to you by the good folks at Bad Decision Jeans.”
Atwell is reasonably good, out of the “famoUs” match officials.
Haely is nice too…
Sure seems that way. SMART, too.
I mean, she is wearing glasses.
inorite???
God The Damn! Palace almost went up by 2.
Though maybe that would give ’em PTSD from a few weeks ago
Stupid Palace.
That’s a great alternate name for the White House, I just realized.
It’s nice when someone has fond childhood memories of a team and then doesn’t grow up to be a total asshole that buys the team and ruins it
I’m sure it’s TOTES a coincidence that it is a woman who keeps said lifelong fandom in a reasonable perspective. 😀
It would seem that the Broom has won 31 team and individual trophies of various sorts going all the way back to his time at [giggles] Genk. I’d like to see him get that 32nd.
/it was difficult to figure out because every site includes World and Euro Cup participation as an accomplishment. (which I did not)
//Haaland is back!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIHkMZMMFao
A stupid hawk flew into one of our windows yesterday and broke its neck. Beautiful plumage though. We can’t give it a proper burial because the dogs will dig it up so into the dumpster it goes.
Why can’t you let the dogs eat it? Do they carry disease and such?
/am a city mammal
Wifey doesn’t want bird parts/feathers scattered all over the yard. Dogs are enthusiastic yet messy eaters.
Yeah, with cats it’s usually more “they leave a piece for YOU and Dad is always the one who has to praise the cat and ‘consume’ it” factoUr
Do you have to call it in?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2IwvdyLj2E
https://ibb.co/ccwgnPw3
High Noon Manana!
Y’all going to a library paste buffet? LUCKY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsuWAN3jaVs
and with a flute up his nose, Ralph Wiggum
We have a houseguest who has been the least demanding person we have ever hosted. It’s more like having a roommate, honestly – he is completely independent and I’m not even sure he’ll wake up in time for us to take him out for a farewell breakfast (which the Dr. Mrs. is becoming quite insistent about).
So you have a cat?
He took care of the animals while we were in London/Sweden and he must have done a pretty good job, because they absolutely adore him.
That’s easier said than done, too. GOOD HOUSEGUEST HUSTLE
I just went upstairs specifically and solely to get my cell phone. I did a handful of miscellaneous nonsense, and came back downstairs.
Took 15 minutes to realize I still didn’t have my phone. #OldPplProblems
“I have the same problem at work sometimes. People get so angry when you finally get back on the line. It’s like ‘I’m sorry lady, I’m a human being, sometimes I forget things’ but these folks are never willing to give you a single inch of latitude.” – WCS
I walk into a room with a purpose, forget the purpose immediately, twirl like a mofo, and then leave the room and remember why I went in there 20 minutes later.
Tell me about it. I get a lot of work done around not doing what I came there to do.
My stove is so damn clean for this exact reason.
The implication being that you clean the stove until you remember what it was you were supposed to be doing?
Exactly.
Hell, I’m not even sure why I logged on to the site this morning.
You need to get back on Slack so I can inundate you with bad draft ideas.
My office at work is on the second floor and the times I’ve gone downstairs to check on something and forgotten because someone dared to ask me a question is nearing infinity.
Luka?
I’m glad I have the Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens account on my side when it comes to sandwiches.
It’s pretty early in the day to start the sandwich war, Maestro. Wait until after lunch, when we all have had a nice hotdog sandwich.
A BURRITO IS NOT A SANDWICH, A BURRITO IS A TACO!
Yes. Which is a sandwich.
A reminder that we will be jonesing even for scraps from the Czech League in a few weeks:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CU3mc0yvRNk
Euro womens vollyball will be there for us.
Do you have a side that the uninitiated, Murrikan pervert should adopt?
I’ll have to preview that. Get us a team that needs the most luv… and shows the best azz…
You do the LAWD’s work, brutha!
Boating Safety 101:
https://www.facebook.com/reel/682883437969019
https://ibb.co/NnCtknzG
I can’t open this, because Fuck Zuck, but I can guess what happened next. And it’s hilarious!
Oof. 2-Love Wimbledon. Poor Notts County.
down 2 service breaks is tough livin’, dawg
“You think that’s bad, try being down two service staff.” – property mogul blaxabbath, contemplating hiring a new butler after the current one had the audacity to call in “sick” on a Friday
He turned into Hank Scorpio so gradually, we barely even noticed!
My Big Work Thing(tm) has been completely delayed multiple times by my hardware vendor. “They’ve just taken on too much work,” is a bullshit excuse 13 months after we signed the papers and I gave them the first 90 days off to get their old shit cleared out of the queue.
Last week was the final “yeah but when do YOU REALLY NEED IT” dealine and they were gonna do it Monday or Thursday but then the guy got the flu Monday and so we lost all last week. I Jumped his boss’s shit this week for fucking dangling me for 13 months then blowing right through the deadline when you should have had this done in December but you just insisted I give more patient and, when you do get to it, it’s gonna deliver. And it has not.
So anyways, the guy emails our project team Thursday that he’s made the patch but hope it’s ok because his pneumonia is on hot and I’m like, “Well get it done before the pneumonia kills you and then I’ll be down to ZERO people to help me finish this way passed schedule.”