Looks like there’s nothing going on as far as a night thingy so here I am thrusting something out there.
Shannon Sharpe, on the cusp of something really big, gets his ass fired. I’ve no idea how this will eventually shake out but we should all learn something from this.*
*stealing an excerpt from an upcoming NYT editorial/
/check out Perna, he’s usually on point
In conclusion, Shannon Sharpe is a land of contrasts
“I got an enormous dick and degrading young women totally gets me off. But I know better than to screw around with recording any of that shit.”
-B Favre
In concussion, Trent Green is groceries atop vine spirit wad frequently
https://ibb.co/bMwP0RFP
Two days later and I still feel the pain from a weekend with my brother in law. The bottle & can pickers definitely made their money in our recycling.
I thought it was a pretty restrained weekend. We didn’t even finish that tequila you spit all over the deck to avoid ejaculating your stomach contents.
But I am also in pain because I am old, too. And my sleep schedule is in ruins.
Had a great time, though. Litre is a great host and tour guide. Even if most of the tour is freeways. Oh how I loathe freeways.
Whatever intern wrote this for prez!
We have West Nile virus killing the occasional poor soul around here this summer. As if the tree killing Chinese beatles were not enough. Now Wifey pesters me about putting on the bug spray even for brief trips outside to do stuff. Gonna run shirtless (it’s 74 at 0430) and without protection… I lead a reckless life, and Wifey is fast asleep.
Chicks dig it.
There are enough good reasons to DESTROY ALL MOSQUITOES even without West Nile. Go full on insecticide, repellent is for whimps
They could all use a good slap.
Goddamn you, Ryan Gosling.
Is that who she married? She’s terrific and I thought she married a douche but that Gosling fella is some prime beefcake.
Just like the old Gypsy woman said!
https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/1moi9dw/drag_me_to_hell_actress_lorna_raver_has_passed/
She played a nun in that one movie…
My father is again texting my brother and I about Trump and the death of democracy and what can we do and it’s all I can do not to respond: “You’re 83. Actuarially speaking I wouldn’t worry too much about it.”
Dad can’t put them away the way he used to, unfortunately.
Ahem, *keep* drinking heavily.
Tell him to run for office, he’s right in the prime age bracket for the Dems
He gets touchy when I tell him I will no longer vote for anyone whose term will involve them being over 75.
Looking at you, Dick Blumenthal.
Honestly, the most suspicious thing for me is that they want to keep working at that age. Someone who can’t think of anything better than politics to do with their time isn’t nearly creative enough to represent me
You know, at 83, a life sentence isn’t that long. Just saying.
Sweet. Power just went out and it’s 93° out. This will end well for me.
Cold shower time
Or, might I suggest an alternative?
Better idea. NIN concert.
I hate when I settle a lawsuit accusing me of rape and my employers turns around and fires me.
Where’s the fairness in that?
That seems reasonable, I mean it’s not like we have a child rapist as president or anything. Oh, wait…
Wine bar not found
I want to go there.
There actually is no wine bar at that location, and 404 isn’t the address
I noticed a lot of dentists have ‘modern’ in the name of their practice. I guess ‘Ye Olde Tooth furgeon’ just doesn’t go over as well
Yeah few people enjoy a vintage dentist.
Fired from his own podcast?