AFL Beat 2025 – Round 23 Recap!

There is only one week left in the regular season. Lots of stuff to get through. Let’s get to it!

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The AFL Ladder

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The AFL Round 23 Results

The AFL Round 23 Highlights

AFL Round 24 Schedule

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AFL Footy Tipping Contest Results

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Notes and Comments

Barring an insane set of circumstances (let’s face it, any of us having an orgy with five supermodels is more likely to happen) Adelaide and Geelong will finish Top Two.

The next four (Brisbane, Collingwood, Hawthorn, and GWS) are locked in for finals even though we do not know yet where they will finish and who will get the Double Chance. The Brisbane-Hawthorn game looms very large in that discussion.

This week’s game between Western and Fremantle will essentially decide who gets into the Eight. Gold Coast is likely to win the two games it is playing this round, so the loser of the Fremantle-Western match will be the odd man out.

It could still come down to the final game to see who is in and who is out of the Double Chance if Gold Coast wins the first game against. Port Adelaide. The overall Finals matchups won’t be fully known until the middle of next week.

The Tipping Pool is highly competitive. More 7 of 9 than a Star Trek rerun! Sharky is still on top! Remember that we go all the way until the Grand Final!

If you are a member of an AFL club or you got a Watch AFL membership, you should be able to watch every AFL and AFLW game, including replays. Game times vary between Australian afternoon and evening, which actually makes it easier for us in North America to watch as the games can be seeing in the evenings on Pacific Time and early mornings on Eastern time.

If you haven’t become a member of a club or signed up for the Watch AFL app, you can still watch the AFL and AFLW games in the USA on either FS1 or FS2 and in Canada on TSN. Showtimes can be found here on the Australian Football Association of North America website. But I do recommend that you join a club. It’s fun and they send you free shit.

See you next week!

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BeefReeferLives

Yup, looks like it is indeed time for the Mariners late season collapse.

Man, time just flies.

Mr. Ayo

Absolutely incredible road trip disaster. Don’t even see the reason for them to make the postseason, they’ll just get swept.

King Hippo

/checks to see if Carlton are still shite

//confirms (8-14 FFS???)

///vanishes

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I love the way the Dr. Mrs. pulls stuff out from under the bathroom sink and dumps it onto the kitchen table while I’m eating breakfast; that’s awesome.

BeefReeferLives

It’s the little things….

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

No you’re think of Horatio’s household.

2Pack

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Gatoraids

Radioactive animal monster movies coming back as another part of the plan to return to the 1950s

Gumbygirl

We could use a Godzilla in the Potomac right about now

BrettFavresColonoscopy

The Grand Final is wide fucking open this year.

And of course, I’ll be on the road that weekend so will miss the local watch party.

SonOfSpam

Going to Vegas tomorrow for a FFL draft and a Scorpions concert. Looks like it’s going to be nice, with highs around 110 and lows around 87. Pants are superfluous and will not be packed.

Jimbo

Hmm, I didn’t know there was a draft. Good luck with that.

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SonOfSpam

I’m taking Jodie Foster early, out of respect for her work (excluding Nell, which was just awful)

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’ll go with Portia de Rossi.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

…let’s face it, any of us having an orgy with five supermodels is more likely to happen…

[hands gift bags to Miranda Kerr, Gemma Ward, Shanina Shaik, and Jessica Gomes]

“Sorry, ladies. Looks like Brisbane is going to have to live without the bye this year. Let’s not give Jesinta Franklin too hard of a time for coming down with COVID and missing the festivities.”

LemonJello

Vacuum roars in the distance

2Pack

Re: having an orgy with five supermodels

Please Sir, don’t crush our hopes and dreams…

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LemonJello

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

Gritty on HGH?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Close. GMan.