TGIF! It’s finally happened. The NFL is now encroaching on Sexy Friday’s turf. From Brazil. On YouTube. What a world.
Word Count Filler Time
Speaking of bloopers, here’s some movie bloopers.
Fear
The star of the show is a woman who is a hemophiliac. Yeah, women can carry the disease, but they’re not able to contract it.
Terminator 2
When they escape from the mental ward, they first start by driving in reverse. The actual driver was in the trunk facing backwards and his head can be seen in the rear window.
Panic Room
There’s a double shot here! The first is the mom wakes up her daughter by splashing water on her face. When they get to the room the daughter has somehow dried out. The second one is their survival pack in the room has everything they need, except food.
One Hour Photo
This is double dipping! When Nina drops off three (3) rolls of film they bear the label of “Fuji Superior.” When being processed all the negatives show “Kodak.”
Scorpion King
This movie was based in a time before the pyramids exist. And yet, they all have swords made of steel that wouldn’t exist until thousands of years later.
Signs
Mr. Phoenix was acting as an Army recruiter. But the Army poster shown in the background was a soldier in a Marine Corps uniform.
Star Wars
When the stormtroopers break into the control room the one on the far right bangs his head on the door. Later versions added an audio dub for that oaf.
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Call me SpongeBob, cuz I have a sudden interest on the inside of some pineapples
Someone needs to have an intervention with Cam Newton.
I’d be nervous and acting a fool around Kay Adams, too.
But you couldn’t pay me enough to wear that fookin’ hat…
Nice to see that The Pimp of the Year has found work.
https://ibb.co/qLQjpQp0
I nominate the Coen brothers and Jon Polito.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLpbh5d3Hhg
Stupid, beautiful Fire Drill Field Goal.
Ok, that was impressive. That’s more about a very well-coached team in the Chiefs than it is about the Chargers.
feel like he misses if that were any other team besides the chargers
and probably the jets
So Hampton should have stayed inn.
Ha!
Oh, right. It’s the Chargers!
boltman sends his regards
Maclunkeeeeeeeeeeey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBefwDBhQBg
The Cincinnati Reds’ 2025 Playoff Chances (artistic interpretation)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XIcS63jA3w&pp=ygUYc2ltcHNvbnMgaXQncyBzdGlsbCBnb29k
You know, that Tron: Ares is very very believable. If I lived in the digital world, I woul definitely want to kill all humans with the garbage being dumped into the digital world.
Pfffffftttt, way ahead of y’all both on “wanting to kill all humans”
Slow your roll, Bender.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1BdQcJ2ZYY
2025 Humans make me root for the Machines in Matrix and Terminator, but 2025 AI makes me feel those movies really over-estimated the Machines.
To me AI is a 3 headed giant, but the heads are Moe, Larry, and Curly (the real one).
It also makes Vancouver look livable.
https://ibb.co/hFPBqLzX
What’s happening Brother, moar like what’s happening father with that gun.
The estate of Marvin Gaye has sued this post.
Strength and accuracy-wise, Herbert has the best arm in the NFL and no one can tell me different.
He has a cannon, tis true.
Huh what , really that fuckstick only has 3 kids compared to my 10
Quality, not quantity.
Someone mention a cannon? An arm cannon? A sexy arm cannon
He looks considerably better than Kermit, in all facets
But I heard the way he prefers his name to be pronounced is “Eh-bear”… really makes you think, eh?
Don’t blame him, every time I hear them say Herbert, I think of Hoover, the Prez not the vacuum. Although both sucked. Also, rhymes with sherbet, I would hate it too.
10th in on target throws.
3rd in arm strength. No real stats here, but sure.
Anyway, you’re wrong but you can live in your delusions.
If I didn’t live in my delusions I’d be homeless.
Dolly’s cuckold hubby is fucking Louisville up pretty good
They say A Watched Miller Grows No Moss.,..
These Chaucer references are taxing me.
Fuck all the way off Mr. Taylor Swift
I’m too lazy to pull up youtube on my tv, so this is how I’m watching this.
Normally I’d be excited to watch the nfl on speed, but this is different
be cool if they had a cooking channel halftime meal
Perennial under-achiever “Hollywood” Brown is now the Chiefs most accomplished receiver. Good luck with that, Andy.
Punt? No, KHunt!!
You are waaaaay ahead of me!
Are you tragically hip?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QE2joQsWXJg&list=RDQE2joQsWXJg&start_radio=1
I have tragically big hips!
That can’t be true. Your Khunt was around before he was even born.
Lol!
Maybe the Chefs finally, really are ded??
Too soon to tell. Could easily be the local cuisine kicking in.
Don’t get too excited.
In 2017 the patriots lost the season opener to the chiefs by double digits and still went to the super bowl
…and 2014. The Bengals died for the Patriots’ sin of getting blown out by a the Chiefs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agZKF7U5s8A
They are. Fuck them Chefs.
Andy’s worst fear – health inspectors.
His worst fear is the salad bar.
And no ranch dressing as far as the eye can see.
No cheese, no croutons.
But the heath inspectors can shut the buffet down.
I feel responsible for Worthy getting DED.
Sexy Friday Storyboard to the Superman sequel:
Hey! It’s my favorite kicker, Cameron Dicker!
Listening to a non-commentator broadcast the game is both a great idea by the NFL because it expands the brand and outreach but a bad idea because having to go back to a real commentator may ruin the sport for me.
i think we can at least appreciate the lack of Collinsworthii and count our blessings
If I hear Tom Grossi go “Now here’s a special guest…”, I’m going to throw YouTube out the window.
Don’t look at me like that; I will find a way!
The best run of Herbert’s career negated because an out of shape o-lineman needed oxygen less than a 15 minutes into the game. Jesus Christ.
I was thinking the same thing.
Great Minions.
10 yards to ensure possession is a very good trade
But a little technique where you pretend to use your other arm would be even better. Not sure that’s something to practice, but could work.
the thing im most looking forward to when i die is i will never hear the words “brand” or “influencer” ever again
Ah Brazil, the “If it don’t fit, use some spit” Capitol of the World.
It’s the FCU! (The Family Cinematic Universe according to my friend.)
catching up – Bastard Man selections #2 and #4 (oh the glasses, so CUTE) are top-notch
“turds and that commercial”
“what is two things alike that float, alex?”
“you’re in control of the board.”
These ads would make me hate FITBAW, if I didn’t already love it MOAR than anything on this God-forsaken mudball called Earth
This commercial makes me wish the aliens in independence day had won
I hear Karol G is performing at halftime today. The good news is that she’s easy on the eyes. The bad news: her music’s hard on the ears
Dang it, I thought it was Warren G.
I had his CD!
Harding?
He forgot to mount up.
I would have also accepted Kevin G.
Dude, it’s Sexy Friday. You could have provided a picture.
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Thank you for your service.
Hit him right in the hands.
But enough about ceedee lamb
How dystopian is the world where I want a god damn Harbaugh coach, the UNLIKEABLE ONE, to win a game.
God, the chiefs are like rooting for the Nazis at this point.
Or Team USA
I’ve said it before, but I refuse to jump on the chiefs hate bandwagon.
Other teams are just more hateable
Agreed-my Patriots hate has a shelf life of at least three more years no matter what they do.
I hate everybody- it saves time.
I hate you the most. Don’t tell the others.
/wait…
Whoa, whoa, whoa. There’s a likeable Harbaugh coach?
Coach McD said Waller won’t play Sunday. Just a reminder that Grier gets paid 7 figures and is still stupid enough to believe that a 32 year old rapper who has done nothing football related in over a year would be a perfect fit as Miami’s TE1. . .
Deshaun Watson.
Whenever your team does something retarded, compare that to the Browns.
some kind of leveraged op to devalue the team and get bough by Blackstone
No google, I don’t want to know more about this ad. Why would I visit that link?
Eisen can be a little over the top, but he’s fine. Warner is always excellent. Fucker knows to let the game action mostly speak for itself.
Por que o elefante não usa chinelo?
Lol.
Karlaftis sounds like one of those medications you’re supposed to ask your doctor if it’s right for you.
Do not take Karlaftis if you’re allergic to Karlaftis.
and features a 62 year old man holding his 41 year old wife
Announcer: [speaking incredibly fast at the end of the ad] Among the side-effects of this Karlaftis’ anti-diarrhea is diarrhea.
or Karlaftits the name of the star of a Frankenstein porn parody
BLEERGH traveled well, inshallah
I hope I’m playing vs Worthy in one of my leagues.
/far too lazy to check at the moment
I played against A.J. Brown and his one target last night. [snorts]
Friendly fire! RIP Worthy again.
Trainer thinking it was a dislocation?
concusiado (or with whatever squiggly lines one needs en Portuges)
starting KC receiver will not be Worthy
I firmly believe that the NFL broadcast in Brazil is in Spanish.
Heh, that would be #PeakShield
Swahili
“mbona hii ni adhabu?!?”
So many folks in Africa.
Oh thank fuck it’s Rich Eisen.
I like his announcing but very much dislike The Rich Eisen Show-on the latter he just doesn’t come across as likeable. So weird.
I was afraid it was going to be some goofball Youtuber.
I, for one, am watching the Sinner tennis match instead of this influencer influenced youtube ad sideshow.
J/K. I’m watching both.
I would like to formally apologize to the Brazilian people for everything that’s been happening and what’s about to happen.
Balsonaro broke out and not just in the latest unidentified respiratory disease?
Let’s Do Another Football Baby!
Brasil lady can has cameltoe on teevee
That looked painful.
I mean, just getting that outfit on couldn’t feel great. Forget making genital-based adjustments.
Reminds me of the story of Olivia Munn getting into the psylocke costume for xmen apocalypse. Like she needed two assistants to use lube for her to fit in it. And then they had to cgi her crotch on some scenes. Looked more painful than sexy
Somebody should have told them she’s plenty hot in bog-standard yoga pants
She did. But it’s hard to believe when it’s coming from Qaaron.
I thought that was standard in Latin America
Their pants are always at least two sizes too small.
I’m not a geneticist but I believe it’s part of Brazilian women’s DNA.
Maybe that’s how she can hit all her notes?
Evening
As far as I can tell, these fine ladies are Brazilian
Enjoy
https://i.postimg.cc/9Q6Qgbc8/RDT-20250905-1900038529858678454097698.webp
Good shoulder definition, one and all.
I am happy that you are happy
Awww.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sq3awlDqAVo&list=RDsq3awlDqAVo&start_radio=1
Nice…
The anthem is amazing! Where did they get these guys, the Sao Paolo subway?
Remember to stretch before Sunday Funday.