Your Next Open Thread

Let’s keep it rolling.

To The Games!

Niners/Seahawks:

The NFC West isn’t fooling around-right out of the gate we get an important game for both teams. One last huzzah! to Sam Darnold for rescuing his career from ignominy and also getting a much bigger pay cheque than anyone would have imagined.

Titans/Broncos:

C’mon, popular Survivor pick! Cam Ward has to be the least-discussed overall #1 draft pick in recent memory-and that’s probably a good thing with respect to his development. I predict he’ll be the difference-maker in a few tilts later on this year. [the taste of Will Levis slowly dissipates in Don T’s mouth]

Lions/Packers:

Here’s your late slate banger! Goff has slowly shed his “can’t play outside on the road” reputation but if he falls flat here it’ll come roaring back with a vengeance. Green Bay is curious to me in that they seem to be more than capable of getting to the second round of the playoffs but beyond that I can’t see it.

Texans/Rams:

Stafford is good to go? Those back owies tend to nag though. [looks quickly at depth chart] We’ll be seeing some Jimmy G at some point I’m sure. Speaking of the position, is this year’s Stroud going to be more like that rookie that took the league by storm/surprise or the soph that regressed a bit? I think he’s too talented and that he’ll bounce back.

Enjoy the games everyone.

5 4 votes
Article Rating
Subscribe
Notify of
215 Comments
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
King Hippo

I clapped so hard at that first sack that my hands hurt. Then they got another.

One assumes the DL gets steaks paid by Nix and Payton after the game.

fleshwound_NPG

tits n donks offenses with a derp off worthy of a thursday night tilt

Doktor Zymm

Goddamn Jordan Friendzone passing it off to Jacobs

Bogdanski

This has potential to be a great measuring system. Jordan Fuck-buddy, Jordan Friends with benefits, Jordan Situationship, Jordan It’s complicated, Jordan We’ve been dating 5 years and I’m not getting any younger and are you to propose or not…

Mr. Ayo

DONK MUFF! WOO!

fleshwound_NPG

DONK MUFF

King Hippo

Sadly, not even the worst Donks performance I’ve seen.

Maybe the dumbest, though.

Mr. Ayo

HOX!

Unsurprised

U.S. coverage is sycophantic, but I immediately disbelieve anything from the BBC because the Beeb always lies.

Unsurprised
King Hippo

They Shoot Evans Engram, Don’t They?

Brick Meathook

Here’s a table full of my imaginary friends. We are all enjoying a television sporting event which is being televised on the teevee set that has been installed here with a TV mount. We are also drinking booze and gulping barbiturates. Gosh these folks are swell.

https://ibb.co/VpxKzywf

Mr. Ayo

That’s a nice table and your friends look very nice, Brick.

Unsurprised

I decided to wait to go to the Commanders bar until they have a X Night Football game. I’m already wasting a perfectly nice day with sunlight coming through my window.

Unsurprised

Wow. NFL UK & Ireland with the better videos than NFL.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

120 Minutes Playlist Project Status:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3XMC_Sk3QE

Redshirt

Okay, I’m all for not blindside destroying on an INT Return the QB, but it should be like a MLB baserunner overrunning 1st and them making any motion towards 2nd, if the QB makes any move towards the ball, he just became a coverage player.

rockingdog

This 49ers vs Hawks game isn’t really Rocking…

Bogdanski

Finally get the damn weiner kids to their activities and go to the place that has had Sunday ticket for the past 5 years. I ask if they’re showing the Packers and they say “of course”. After asking about it two more times they apparently thought I was asking for the Padres game. They skipped the Sunday ticket this year. Boo this place

Doktor Zymm

Your children are dachshunds? Adorbs!

Beerguyrob

Jake Moody is already gone it appears.

Unsurprised

Moody Blues

Unsurprised

FUCKLIONS!

Downfield Matriculator

OK party people, gonna hop on a United flight from Raleigh to SFO and not gonna cough up $8 for wifi and spend it on a cocktail instead. Night Night and may all your kickers figure out whatever Boswell sacrificed to please Shank’lor and Jest the Jets.

Unsurprised

Push any techbros you see into the nearest pile of human and/or dog shit.

King Hippo

Pearsall = White Lightning?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

None of these games were mandatory, right?

King Hippo

You are correct, sir.

King Hippo

If I still had one, this fixture would sure be killing my soul.

litre_cola

Due to being able to see American commercials, I see ICE is hiring. I am sure they will recruit the best of the best.

Unsurprised

Considering how many Mexican-Americans already work for ICE, CBP, and Border Patrol, the cartels and gangs would be supremely idiotic not to take advantage of this massive hiring spree. And I have to assume DHS knows this and doesn’t care because the cartels have also kept out anyone who would threaten their business trying to sneak it to do violence. We only tolerance domestic violence.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It was very interesting to me that the audio goes silent for most of the commercials when I have SAP on, but it plays for the “dangerous illegals” bullshit. As a resident of one of those cities, I’m much more concerned with homeless people than I am with people selling danger dogs outside clubs at 2 a.m.

Unsurprised

There haven’t been any Proud Boy+Cops/Antifa confrontations all year here. I am disappointed.

litre_cola

We had beers and dogs on the way in to the Rose Bowl last night, was awesome.

Unsurprised

too fast

Last edited 5 months ago by Unsurprised
litre_cola

Moody has to be cut.

Beerguyrob

My friends have started buying me Michelob Ultras so I can drive home, so I’m not drinking in protest. I have standards to maintain.

litre_cola

That’ll just make you piss like a racehorse.

King Hippo

Yeah, make sure you keep a stadium cup in the car just in case

Unsurprised

When I was in L.A. last year, I went to a photo exhibit where one of the artists had a series of really great photos of Rams players taken before a game. I wish I could remember his name. The players are irrelevant, but I really really liked the photos.

BrettFavresColonoscopy
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Risky click…

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Ha, it’s SFW

Unsurprised

Maybe?

Beerguyrob

It’s almost like some genius predicted it in his Seahawks preview.

King Hippo

Feed Dobbins. And don’t fumble, Dobbins.

Mr. Ayo

BLOCKED KICK! HAHA EAT SHIT SF!

King Hippo

If you’re gonna get a facemask BLEERGH, might as well get your 15 yards’ worth

Unsurprised

The egotist in me wants to share these gifs elsewhere. The realist says enough people know who I am as it, let alone the animals on Big Social Media.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

DR. MRS. DEADLY, ESQ.: [brings home leftover roll from Panera Bread]

DR. MRS. DEADLY, ESQ.: [wraps it in a single napkin]

DR. MRS. DEADLY, ESQ.: [leaves on counter for 36 hours]

DR. MRS. DEADLY, ESQ.: [gets mad at Rikki for refusing to eat it]

Unsurprised

How’s the view from that high horse?

Doktor Zymm

LA bar, Rams game on, everyone in the bar – LET’S GO SEAHAWKS FUCK THE NINERS

Doktor Zymm

The tide has turned! Now it’s GO NINERS DEFENSE WINS CHAMPEENSHIPS

Unsurprised

“We’ll triple box in” sounds like the start of a filthy filthy video.

Let’s watch!

Gumbygirl

I like Kevin Harlan, glad he’s doing this game. Does anyone else pronounce burrito like Ozzy Osbourne did? Burri- toe! I just had one, but I’m still hungry. Shut up, stupid fat gut!

Don T

“Settling for a go-ahead” FG.
I forgotmy anger ‘cause I just read it 🤪

Doktor Zymm

Nix revenge porn pix

King Hippo

CAN YOU GODDAMNED STOP SUCKING PLEASE????

Unsurprised

What are “Things I’ve Never Said?”

Beerguyrob

The Sam Darnold Effect ™️ is going to driving home impossible.

Mr. Ayo

This is going to be a very special season that will make us think fondly upon the Geno years.

fleshwound_NPG

downpour on a sunny day

tits/donks ended the 1st half weird and start the 2nd the same

jjfozz

My brain: “You should drink hard liquore.”
Me: “Go away, it never ends well.”
My brain: ‘remembe rwhen you were a real man?”
Me: “Well . . . .”

Unsurprised

comment image

King Hippo

Some Clubhouse denizens can now shout HOX!!!!

Mr. Ayo

HOX!!

jjfozz

why last episode of aliens earth was awesome

  • alien bugs burrowing into people
  • saboteurs getting waxed
  • black guy kicking ass and relieving people of command
  • lots of smoking
  • incredibly dumb kid who is assistant to main mechanic getting sick
  • a split second of stupid ass prodigy character and no more
  • no idiot actors acting like kids
Unsurprised

Damn. Needs fixing.

Last edited 5 months ago by Unsurprised
ThePirateSloth

This is your “Hey, TPS is ok and not dead” check in

King Hippo

Huzzah, remember that dying is now against teh ROOLZ

Doktor Zymm

Congrats on being more sentient than even the best AI!

Unsurprised

The bar for AI coders and users is buried under the Marianas Trench

Beerguyrob

Halftime = sixth beer. Don’t judge me / the game has driven me to it. Officer.

jjfozz

I am two ahead, catch up slacker

ThePirateSloth

LIGHTWEIGHT

Gumbygirl

I thought Stafford broke the plane on that last down, but they got it on 4th down, so it doesn’t matter.