Let’s keep it rolling.
To The Games!
Niners/Seahawks:
The NFC West isn’t fooling around-right out of the gate we get an important game for both teams. One last huzzah! to Sam Darnold for rescuing his career from ignominy and also getting a much bigger pay cheque than anyone would have imagined.
Titans/Broncos:
C’mon, popular Survivor pick! Cam Ward has to be the least-discussed overall #1 draft pick in recent memory-and that’s probably a good thing with respect to his development. I predict he’ll be the difference-maker in a few tilts later on this year. [the taste of Will Levis slowly dissipates in Don T’s mouth]
Lions/Packers:
Here’s your late slate banger! Goff has slowly shed his “can’t play outside on the road” reputation but if he falls flat here it’ll come roaring back with a vengeance. Green Bay is curious to me in that they seem to be more than capable of getting to the second round of the playoffs but beyond that I can’t see it.
Texans/Rams:
Stafford is good to go? Those back owies tend to nag though. [looks quickly at depth chart] We’ll be seeing some Jimmy G at some point I’m sure. Speaking of the position, is this year’s Stroud going to be more like that rookie that took the league by storm/surprise or the soph that regressed a bit? I think he’s too talented and that he’ll bounce back.
Enjoy the games everyone.
I clapped so hard at that first sack that my hands hurt. Then they got another.
One assumes the DL gets steaks paid by Nix and Payton after the game.
tits n donks offenses with a derp off worthy of a thursday night tilt
Goddamn Jordan Friendzone passing it off to Jacobs
This has potential to be a great measuring system. Jordan Fuck-buddy, Jordan Friends with benefits, Jordan Situationship, Jordan It’s complicated, Jordan We’ve been dating 5 years and I’m not getting any younger and are you to propose or not…
DONK MUFF! WOO!
DONK MUFF
Sadly, not even the worst Donks performance I’ve seen.
Maybe the dumbest, though.
HOX!
https://bsky.app/profile/jowolff.bsky.social/post/3lybhvlrcf224
U.S. coverage is sycophantic, but I immediately disbelieve anything from the BBC because the Beeb always lies.
GOFFDAMNIT
https://twitter.com/NFL/status/1964818780032504138
They Shoot Evans Engram, Don’t They?
Here’s a table full of my imaginary friends. We are all enjoying a television sporting event which is being televised on the teevee set that has been installed here with a TV mount. We are also drinking booze and gulping barbiturates. Gosh these folks are swell.
https://ibb.co/VpxKzywf
That’s a nice table and your friends look very nice, Brick.
Thank the Submarine Baby Jesus you didn’t go outside! Looks super dangerous out there!
I decided to wait to go to the Commanders bar until they have a X Night Football game. I’m already wasting a perfectly nice day with sunlight coming through my window.
Wow. NFL UK & Ireland with the better videos than NFL.
120 Minutes Playlist Project Status:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3XMC_Sk3QE
Okay, I’m all for not blindside destroying on an INT Return the QB, but it should be like a MLB baserunner overrunning 1st and them making any motion towards 2nd, if the QB makes any move towards the ball, he just became a coverage player.
This 49ers vs Hawks game isn’t really Rocking…
Finally get the damn weiner kids to their activities and go to the place that has had Sunday ticket for the past 5 years. I ask if they’re showing the Packers and they say “of course”. After asking about it two more times they apparently thought I was asking for the Padres game. They skipped the Sunday ticket this year. Boo this place
Your children are dachshunds? Adorbs!
https://youtu.be/3Ad7F6yV4_0?feature=shared
Jake Moody is already gone it appears.
Moody Blues
FUCKLIONS!
OK party people, gonna hop on a United flight from Raleigh to SFO and not gonna cough up $8 for wifi and spend it on a cocktail instead. Night Night and may all your kickers figure out whatever Boswell sacrificed to please Shank’lor and Jest the Jets.
Push any techbros you see into the nearest pile of human and/or dog shit.
Pearsall = White Lightning?
None of these games were mandatory, right?
You are correct, sir.
If I still had one, this fixture would sure be killing my soul.
Due to being able to see American commercials, I see ICE is hiring. I am sure they will recruit the best of the best.
Considering how many Mexican-Americans already work for ICE, CBP, and Border Patrol, the cartels and gangs would be supremely idiotic not to take advantage of this massive hiring spree. And I have to assume DHS knows this and doesn’t care because the cartels have also kept out anyone who would threaten their business trying to sneak it to do violence. We only tolerance domestic violence.
It was very interesting to me that the audio goes silent for most of the commercials when I have SAP on, but it plays for the “dangerous illegals” bullshit. As a resident of one of those cities, I’m much more concerned with homeless people than I am with people selling danger dogs outside clubs at 2 a.m.
There haven’t been any Proud Boy+Cops/Antifa confrontations all year here. I am disappointed.
We had beers and dogs on the way in to the Rose Bowl last night, was awesome.
You spelled “fattest of the dumbest” wrong.
too fast
Fuck it.
https://twitter.com/LAVISHSPORTSORG/status/1964814397160976584
Moody has to be cut.
My friends have started buying me Michelob Ultras so I can drive home, so I’m not drinking in protest. I have standards to maintain.
That’ll just make you piss like a racehorse.
Yeah, make sure you keep a stadium cup in the car just in case
When I was in L.A. last year, I went to a photo exhibit where one of the artists had a series of really great photos of Rams players taken before a game. I wish I could remember his name. The players are irrelevant, but I really really liked the photos.
Was this the photographer?
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gg9rm9-b0AECITs?format=jpg&name=large
Risky click…
Ha, it’s SFW
Maybe?
It’s almost like some genius predicted it in his Seahawks preview.
Feed Dobbins. And don’t fumble, Dobbins.
BLOCKED KICK! HAHA EAT SHIT SF!
If you’re gonna get a facemask BLEERGH, might as well get your 15 yards’ worth
The egotist in me wants to share these gifs elsewhere. The realist says enough people know who I am as it, let alone the animals on Big Social Media.
DR. MRS. DEADLY, ESQ.: [brings home leftover roll from Panera Bread]
DR. MRS. DEADLY, ESQ.: [wraps it in a single napkin]
DR. MRS. DEADLY, ESQ.: [leaves on counter for 36 hours]
DR. MRS. DEADLY, ESQ.: [gets mad at Rikki for refusing to eat it]
How’s the view from that high horse?
LA bar, Rams game on, everyone in the bar – LET’S GO SEAHAWKS FUCK THE NINERS
The tide has turned! Now it’s GO NINERS DEFENSE WINS CHAMPEENSHIPS
“We’ll triple box in” sounds like the start of a filthy filthy video.
Let’s watch!
I like Kevin Harlan, glad he’s doing this game. Does anyone else pronounce burrito like Ozzy Osbourne did? Burri- toe! I just had one, but I’m still hungry. Shut up, stupid fat gut!
“Settling for a go-ahead” FG.
I forgotmy anger ‘cause I just read it 🤪
Nix revenge porn pix
CAN YOU GODDAMNED STOP SUCKING PLEASE????
What are “Things I’ve Never Said?”
The Sam Darnold Effect ™️ is going to driving home impossible.
This is going to be a very special season that will make us think fondly upon the Geno years.
downpour on a sunny day
tits/donks ended the 1st half weird and start the 2nd the same
https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/1nb5xo5/highlight_ernest_jones_picks_off_brock_purdy/
My brain: “You should drink hard liquore.”
Me: “Go away, it never ends well.”
My brain: ‘remembe rwhen you were a real man?”
Me: “Well . . . .”
Some Clubhouse denizens can now shout HOX!!!!
HOX!!
why last episode of aliens earth was awesome
Damn. Needs fixing.
This is your “Hey, TPS is ok and not dead” check in
Huzzah, remember that dying is now against teh ROOLZ
Congrats on being more sentient than even the best AI!
The bar for AI coders and users is buried under the Marianas Trench
Halftime = sixth beer. Don’t judge me / the game has driven me to it. Officer.
I am two ahead, catch up slacker
LIGHTWEIGHT
I’ve been drinking since 11:30 EST. What does the word “judge” mean?
I thought Stafford broke the plane on that last down, but they got it on 4th down, so it doesn’t matter.