We’ve made it through 60% of our Saturday, let’s keep on truckin!
Florida Men (+7.5) at LSU (7:30, ABC)
Look, I get it. Brian Kelly is coaching the home team. But the Florida Men we pointed and laughed at last week? They ain’t making this fucker a single digit affair.
Bonfire Cult (+6.5) at Notre Dame (7:30, NBC)
Seriously, THIS is a 1-point closer matchup? I’d say this game is a true 50/50 tossup. But then again, I do a lot of drugs.
Vanderbilt (+3.5) at South Cakalaky (7:45, SECN)
Poor bastards got stuck with shitty coverage, but I bet I will watch MOAR of this than either headline matchup. Then again…that drugs aspect again.
Duke (+1.5) at Tulane (8:00, ESPN2)
Did the Devils agree to this, as a quasi-apology for stealing the Green Wave QB (and paying him $3M plus)? Shit, imagine how motivated the NEW quartered back will be to make an impression, knowing what moneys could be in store!
Minnesota (-2.5) at California (10:30, ESPN)
Late nite with…the ACC? Screw you, Darkest Timeline. Call this the Golden Derby, with the Gophers in much better shape than the Shower Bears.
Bahstahn Cawledge (-13.5) at Stanford (10:30, ACCN)
Oh my cats, Hodor’s Tree is so very, very bad. After his tenure with the Black Panthers, it only seems right that Frank Reich should have to suffer through this.
All those cheers for Alvarez are going to guarantee ICE checkpoints at the stadium exits.
The mariachi band for his walk-in might as well have been the Bat Signal for those assholes.
As a Wisconsin grad, we are begging for the return of Alverez, ICE be damned
I also enjoy how the fight is just more TKO sports washing of the Saudis.
It’s Riyadh season!
Listen, next to the people who are usually in charge of boxing the Saudi are upstanding folks who adhere to all societal norms and would never, ever, take a bone-saw to the remains of a dissident they’d lured into an embassy and then strangled.
Allegedly.
Yes, that’s right boxing fans, boo the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia. Nothing bad has ever happened to anyone who’s done that.
This pizza did not improve upon reheating. Didn’t help that I burned it to cinders, my SIL’s oven is horrible. But my bag o’ salad wasn’t bad, it had cronchy little dried apples, feta, and spinach.
Your problem was trusting anything named Sill.
Might give Kagi a try. I’m willing to pay for search if it’s decent. Totally could be worth it in terms of time saved and not being pissed off as much
https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025/08/enough-is-enough-i-dumped-googles-worsening-search-for-kagi/
i’ve been using it and liking it much better for cooking recipes than various slop that google serves
Google’s indexing has gotten worse and worse. It can’t direct me to old posts here even if I use directly quoted post titles.
There’s this, for making google less shit filled:
https://udm14.com/
Brutus Buckeye finally gets revenge on Rufus the Bobcat during Ohio State-Ohio U game
Reason #1,318 why College Football is better than the NFL.
Are they just getting to the title fight now? Jesus.
Just one more concert.
Mark Wahlberg giving us his opinions of the fight.
I actually like Wahlberg as an actor, but I would love to see him put his money where his mouth was and get in the ring with even a decent amateur fighter and see how he’d do in an actual fight, after all the shit he* talked about being told he could have been a real fighter because his hands were so good while training for ‘The Fighter.’**
*every fucking actor who stars in a boxing movie seems to say this, and every single one of them would get laid out like cordwood if they got in a ring with an actual fighter.
**The Fighter is a great movie, regardless.
No one denies this!
“Punch me as hard as you can in the chest.” Next thing I know, I was in intensive care at St. John’s Hospital for four days. It’s stupid!
— Sylvester Stallone says the wrong thing to Dolph Lundgren, Rocky IV
Love that story. I give Stallone credit for admitting that.
wild he was a fulbright scholar who got his movie start from dating Grace Jones
With a Master’s degree in chemical engineering.
I’d like to see him try to stop an airline hijacking and fail.
(because he has kinda claimed he could stop 9/11 or whatever)
“I tell you what if someone had shot at me while *I* was onstage in Utah…”
Fahken Makee Mark, should he be stopping da next 9/11
Sorry, didn’t see this one first.
Michael J. Fox?
At a boxing match?
/cracks knuckles
//takes off coat
///gazes at the door opening to the gaping maw of Hell.
Nope. Not today, Satan.
Too bad. Hell is currently showing that Kevin Bacon movie about the underground worms.
Odd, my Hell is my memories of me realizing my first friendship was over, the first time getting my heart broken, anything and everything about my dad’s ALS and the radio broadcasts of all the Cincinnati sports playoff losses playing the background all to Kenny G music.
Jesus Christ, next time I’ll just tell a joke about Michael J. Fox.
Any dead puppies you want to tell us about, too?
Tremors? That movie fuckin’ ruled; still does.
(watching the special about the Super Bowl XXXIV and its low-key hilarious)
-Coach Vermeil telling the backup QB to be ready because Kurt Warner may not play the 2nd half. I know that’s his job to keep his backup ready but on the other hand you don’t do that to a guy! Getting him so nervous and then excited because he’s about to live his dream to lead his team to a Super Bowl victory only to get thrown back to Anonymous Clipboard Holder.
-Blane Bishop trying to convince the trainers and Coach Fisher that he can play despite lying motionless facedown on the field for five minutes. Like the NFL version of the Black Knight. “I feel nothing. I feel fine. I mean my neck is a bit stiff but I can still play.”
Pretty stoned. Who is today’s Zach de la Rocha or Rage for that matter?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rMjjsjNBS_4
Bieber, obvs
Sabrina Carpenter
And we have the first instance of Netflix buffering.
Too bad, they’d been doing well up until now.
BAHAHAHAHA STUPID FUCKING OVERRATED NOTRE DAME
I just got home and I have no idea what happened but I’ll die for your comment
“How should he respond to those left hooks”
Apparently with a shot to the nuts.
All ways worked for me.
I mean, it’s not the worst strategy…
My high school career football career ended because of a mixed extra point.
I’m not sure how this is relevant, but fuck notre dame
Yo wtf I’m not even close to drunk
career football career
Fuck you, Notre Dame. That was funny.
Down go the Irish! Down go the Irish!
Settle down, Cromwell.
I wish we could frame this response.
Homemade veggie stock is made.
Spanish paprika rubbed pork chops chilling.
Plus I found some leftover pesto that will make a lovely pesto cream sauce served over penne with fresh parmigiano reggiano of course.
Spinach salad with whatever fruit is most in season and perhaps a loaf of fresh bread.
It’s cool. My squad doesn’t play until late.
Never stop cooking.
Scored a draw. Usually a cop-out, but seems like a fair result for this fight.
IRISH PAT DERP
IRISH SPECIAL TEAM DERP
LaNorris Sellers injury: South Carolina QB ruled out vs. Vanderbilt after hard hit, targeting penalty – CBSSports.com
…and the moral of the story, boys and girls and variations thereupon, is if you can’t beat your opponent, then beat your opponent.
This is also Tyreek Hill’s approach to familial relations.
LSU and the always calm, reasonable, and very likeable Brian Kelly defeat Florida, 20-10. DJ Lageway had a great day if you’re an LSU fan, probably not so much if you’re Gator.
Is DJ Lageway quaterbacking for the Gators right now? Five (!!) interceptions thrown by Florida, but haven’t heard it’s Lageway or someone else.
Oh, it’s all Lageway
Max Kellerman: “You know, Martinez is blocking a lot of these shots on the inside”
Me: “Yeah, but he’s blocking them with his face.”
He sounds like he’s inches away from becoming a conservative influencer.
No, he’s alive.
UF/LSU has been kind of a turd, but there are still drunk coeds in sundresses to lighten the mood
what do you mean, the Florida quarterback just threw a pick into trippple coverage on third down while in field goal range, which they desperately needed to stay in the game.
and that’s seemingly like the 7th time he’s done that
Enjoy it while it lasts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UblEjqQ0d9c
You know who else went to Florida?
This second fight is a classic “fuck me? fuck you!” phone booth brawl.
Good shit. For me. It’s really bad for both fighters’ health.
Notre Dame Football:
A program do legitimately unlikeable that it’s making me root for the college that produced Johnny Manzel
You know ND will suck out (PHRASING) like always, gonna crash before it happens. Just making sure Florida Men are well and truly did (Piggies made a fumbre, so that fun potential is kaput)
I feel like i could dig up anything bad about any college football team in the country and it would still apply to how hateable notre dame is
I feel like Baylor could upend this pattern.
Not necessarily Son of Clem as a whole, but Dabo. Dabo! DABO! has murdered at least one male prostitute before. No witnesses because God hates the gheys.
Somewhere near SMU the wind whispers ‘Craig James’ over the unmarked graves of five hookers.
I know people hate ND, and I get why, but Penn State has set a low-ball standard that cannot be beaten.
Don’t sleep on Michigan State or THE OSU’s Jim Jordan. Both very shitty
Forgot about MSU. Yeah, that fucking team doctor is right down there with Sandusky.
Didn’t A&M football manage to kill a kid to? Are they not “Bonfire cult” in Hippo-speak? Not necessarily traceable to a coach but still pretty shitty
If you’re talking about the bonfire collapsing I think more than one kid died, but I don’t think that, technically, (which is the best way to avoid liability for a wrongful death), that the university had anything to do with the way that was handled, (nudge, nudge, wink, wink)
Holy Jesus 12 people died!
1999_Aggie_Bonfire_collapse
Yeesh. That was my peak dumb-ass college student era. I am often amazed I survived
https://youtu.be/hou0lU8WMgo?si=-NOQuVw3XJFLqNug
Technically avoiding liability, the best kind of avoiding liability
I did a good job on tonight’s steak.
Great. Now I’m hungry again
Huh. If anyone had told me that Ohio was having a Civil War I’d have assumed the contestants would have been Logic vs. Reason. And that it would have ended in mutual destruction.
Must be a typo, I’m sure they meant Civet War
On the plus side, good coffee.
Kopi luwak!
Judging by their elected representatives to congress & senate, I don’t know if there’s much logic or reason to go around in Ohio.
Are they fighting over who gets the definite and gets the indefinite article?
Piggies back within 41-35. Let’s see if Lane can cock this’un up
3 and out, gained 1 total yard.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-r_1RPb5mCs
’tis a pleasant evening to be a Mountaineer, regardless of where you may find yourself at this moment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rz94-uTnwsg
That’s the great thing about West Virginia; you’re comfortable enough with incest to marry a royal someday.
Bonus points for us not being related in any way.
As far as we know…
Bask in the warm glow of victory, internet chum.
I am happy for yinz. Really. Mostly. Kind of.
On the plus side the American kid is still in this and it looks like the fight will go 10.
On the down side, he is going to lose a very lopsided decision, and have trouble passing his military physical. “Hey man, did you know how brains have two hemispheres? Both of yours are in the same one.”
All the scar tissue has made your brain completely smooth.
I have NEVAR been to a night game in Death Valley (actually, not been to Louisiana at all). Looks like a good time, though.
did Mardi Gras one year with 10 people in one hotel room was worth it, somehow we got on balcony of Playboy club slinging beads. Food and vibes cant be missed
There are parts of Louisiana that are incredible and there are other parts.
New Orleans is life.
Love that city forever.
Nawlins is fantastic, other than the murdering part.
hey now, some folk really need a-murderin’
/no MOAR dimwit, right-wing inflencers, though – I’m sick of that societal experience in every way possible
yeah but
We shouldn’t murder them, just dump them in the bottomless pit the government is hiding with ‘Wyoming’
Yeah, they can have their White Power Christian TradWivery ‘paradise’ there, just leave us poor normies alone
Put a fence around it and herd them all in there. Like a cattle drive, only with stupider animals.
The funny thing is that so many of them profess to want exactly that, but then end up spending all their time in the big cities they decry as cesspools.
Everything is “attention based” now, so society is basically revolving around what effectively are drunk toddlers.
Ain’t no money in tradlife, but there sure as fuck is in grifting a tradlifestyle.
Probably like Oxford, MS. I would love it there (breaking my fool neck in The Grove), but need to time warp through the rest of it.
Me too. Now I want some creole food. Instead, I’m having leftover Rao’s frozen pepperoni pizza. Here’s a tip- don’t.
But I did go to my favorite weed store in San Bernardino today, and afterward I picked up a piece of lemon blueberry cake, so it’s not a complete disaster dumpster fire of a Saturday. And I’m afraid to jinx them like I did Pitt, but my Blazers are winning. And Georgia beat Tennesse at Rocky Top.
The weed can’t fix the pizza? You should ask for your money back.
It’s worse pizza than the abortions on toast we had in high school. The crust is sooooo bad. I would be better off sliding the cheese and pepperoni on the box and eating that instead. The shamiest shame pizza that ever shamed! I award it no points, and may God have mercy on Rao’s soul.
I have home made Door cherry pie, and thanks for the heads up, sounds like the shit we got in high school.
Wikipedia, by the way, is really just one guy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Pruitt
And you know it’s true because it’s on his… wikipedia article…
Fireworks are going off in my neighborhood. Either they are celebrating September 11th or Charlie Kirk being killed. But to be fair, fireworks go off every other weekend so it could just be an inconsiderate jerk.
I saw Confederate flags last time I drove through Ohio. I hate to break it to some of y’all’s brethren…
Ohio native William T. Sherman in his “Make Georgia Howl” pose:
I have some bad news about rural Connecticut…
holy shit, that’s even more obscene…
Rural anywhere. Never leave the city. Fuck, never leave the gayborhood!
I’m mostly ok as long as I stay within Wake, Durham, and Orange Counties. Which is ample buffer for my minimal needs.
I have a full, ampliflied Mariachi band three doors down. And I’m sure the fireworks are coming. ¡Fiesta!
“This is Alakel’s first 10-round fight….”
Having watched 4 minutes of this fight I can promise you this isn’t going 10.
Thanks for the reminder…big fight will be, like midnight Eastern?
That’s be my guess.
You should demand your nickel back!
Google has reached a new low. I was trying to find out what the cocktail is that Sister Boniface drinks in the pub. There was one relevant result, a reddit post, and then a bunch of cocktail recipes for the drink mentioned in the reddit post with no mention of Sister Boniface anywhere. So basically they’re just totally trusting some random guy on reddit and then pulling up a bunch of results based around that random dude to make it look like it’s a solid, substantiated answer. This isn’t a very important question so it doesn’t really matter, but it’s a really bad way to go about things that could easily have some nasty consequences. Total shit.
I mostly use Duckduckgo now anyway, but it’s honestly not great either. Anyone have anything they like for search?
duckduckgo just copies Bing results, if im not mistaken.
Well that would explain why it’s crap
Well you could always join my Web Ring
I went to college with the guy who invented those! He’s crazy rich these days.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sage_Weil
Everything falling to complete shit. Walgreens’ system basically fuck up every other prescription now, my kid having same problems (in NM) that I am having in NC. And while I was waiting for my vaccines Friday (50 minutes after my appointment time), I could hear the same with the general public.
Absolutely fucking obscene. I’m starting to think full societal collapse is absolutely imminent. Thank fuck I am reasonably close to death.
I’m just going to stick to here and wikipedia for now, until wikipedia goes to hell too
I tipped the last time I used Wikipedia, hopefully that buys another 5-10 seconds
Watching the Canelo-Crawford fight on Netflix. We’re live from Saudi Arabia and the first fight has a kid from Texas who is 7-4 and retiring after this fight to join the Army, and his opponent is a “highly touted prospect from Saudi Arabia.”
Gosh, I just don’t know how to bet this one…
Sorry, we’re live from Vegas, but Saudi Arabia is paying for the fights, or something.
Either way, if I were the American kid I’d find a way to lose.
When did boxing cross over from “actual sport with some issues” to “complete pro wrestling calibre farce?” Pretty sure it was last century.
When did Don King get involved in boxing?
Probably then.
oh man, so back to when I used to watch Sugar Ray Leonard on broadcast ABC, even…
Fuck that pretty-boy prick.
Hagler won that fight.
I know he killed a kid, but otherwise Brian Kelly is quite the giant pussy.
The wind killed the kid. Kelly’s too much of a pussy to do his own dirty work.
Technically the massive blunt force trauma of hitting the ground is what killed the kid; same as it was the blood loss that killed Charlie Kirk. The bullet just facilitated things.
everybody basically just lending a hand!
“I didn’t mean to kill nobody … I just meant to shoot the sonofabitch in the head. Him dying was between him and the Lord.” ― R.L. Burnside
Technically, it was the ground and blunt force trauma.
Jesus, LSU, I haven’t see a defensive lapse like that since Charlie Kirk’s ‘Prove Me Wrong’ Tour.
The QB wasn’t the only thing picked off this week.
Saw these abominations at the liquor store. Not spending the $3.99 makes me a better Canadian.
Okay – now we’re cooking with gas.
Much better
I would try that.
Purdue has met their stretch goal for the season, scoring in a B1G matchup
The Ohio Civil War is as close as aways.
Meth vs. Fentanyl?
Vaccines vs. Polio?
jd vance dick vs couch?
Ohio quarterback Parker Navarro Can’t Lose!
Because he’s now out with a hand injury…
just 3 MOAR to get us four ded in Ohio!
14-0. If the Hokies lose at home to ODU, I hope Metallica’s attorneys send Virginia Tech a cease and desist letter.
21 ahora
I forgot to preview Johnny Reb hosting Pig Sooey (ESPN), currently 7-7 and decent 2nd screen option
Did I miss anything?
Nope.
A domestic dispute/arson combo on Third Street?
That’s later.
hopefully NAWT any heart medication
– Tyler Robinson
theres a manning playing college football so of course that means tennessee loses a big game
That sensation you feel is PeyPey’s meat + 2 veg atop your scalp