Have you set your lineups? Be sure to make that panic-y last minute adjustment, it’s going to pay off!
To The Games!
Giants/Cowboys:
Much like Jerrah’s breath this contest reeks…of a “Get Well” game for Dallas. Dak has won thirteen straight games against NY which is second only to Bob Griese’s run of 17 in a row vs the Bills from 1968-79. The timetable for a Dart Start is a meticulous process according to Daboll but my guess is that when All Pro tackle Andrew Thomas is fit to play is when the countdown starts in earnest.
Rams/Titans:
For those that keep track of such things, Nacua needs 12 grabs to match OBJ’s record of 206 catches in the first 30 games starting a career. Rook wr Elic Ayomanor looks to be the #2 man in the Titans receiving corps although he was only able to convert two of his seven targets. The good news for Ward? On the surface his 12-for-28 passing number doesn’t look as bad as it seems after coaches reviewed the games. And after all, it did come vs that nasty Denver D.
Jags/Bengals:
Travis Hunter’s split last week was 42 plays on offense and 6 on defense and Liam Coen says the latter will increase. Starting Etienne Jr. this week is a no-brainer because the Jags o-line can run block and Cincy gave up 25.1 fantasy points to the Browns motely crew of a backfield last week.
Browns/Ravens:
The sharp fellas in Vegas must think Cleveland is cooked given that 11.5 spread that I saw. Baltimore is 12-2 after a loss since 2022, second only to the Chiefs. Tight end Andrews should bounce back because as good as the Browns D is, they are exploitable at that spot.
Bills/Jets:
NY hasn’t scored more than 23 points against Buffalo in 12 straight tries. They are committed to running the ball and should have some success this time around given that DT Ed Oliver is sitting this one out. With Sauce on the other side expect Allen to pick on cb Brandon Stephens.
Pats/Fins:
It’s The Battle of the Two Not Very Good Teams! Although one seems to be ascending and the other is in dissension. Coach McDaniel noted last week that players abandoned their assignments and tried to make a play. That seems code for a lack of discipline to me.
Niners/Saints:
Pearsall should get all kinds of targets given the state of the receiving corps though they’ll come courtesy of one Mac Jones. Expect the game to be tight because Shanny Jr. is 16-25 when someone other than Purdy or Jimmy G is under center.
Bears/Lions:
Ben Johnson Revenge Narrative Even Though He Left On Good Terms shall be engaged? Johnson also mentioned that he wants to get rook rb Kyle Monangai more involved so get your waiver wire finger ready. Lions fans were grumbling about the offense just one week in. Lions fans? Expectations? It’s a topsy-turvy world out there.
Seahawks/Steelers:
Pitt hasn’t started 2-0 in back-to-back seasons since 2016-17. Despite the smallish 3.5 spread no one can see the Steelers losing to Darnold and a moribund Seattle squadoo. OC Art Smith was quite impressed with Kenny Gainwell in camp and was rewarded with a 7 rush 19 yard performance.
For those so inclined there’s a wee bit of footy as an appetizer-Burnley/Liverpool at 9am and Man Derby at 11:30. Enjoy your day.
BANANACAKES!
This is the most insane NFC East game I’ve ever seen.
LLLLOOOOOOOLLLLLLBOYS
Hahahaha that was ROCKINGGGG!!!
https://bsky.app/profile/cjzero.bsky.social/post/3lyt46mqjrk2q
NO FUCKING WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHARMSLINGER!!!!
IT’S A SCOTCHMAS MIRACLE!!!
I really do enjoy listening to Red Zone in the car on my drive back from the barn.
Has WCS gotten many calls about people egging the Steelers special teams coach’s house yet?
Go Vertically Enhanced!
I hope someone made the TUTEN IS KHAMEN joke when he got a TD
The Bungles win?
the Browning Noise making the jags loose control
I assume they’re running down the clock with the running play and then attacking Flott.
Notre Dame is winless and still in the top 25
Has there ever been an 0-2 team in the top 25 before?
“Pickens, on the slant!”
Bill Parcells: “I’ve just never liked that play”
Let’s see how the Giants Perv Vent defense holds up.
Hopefully, Full Puerto Rican Day Parade
Lol fuck yea Hawks fans in the stadium
Are they fighting the cops yet?
Vrabel starting Hill in fantasy trying to get a few more pts with this clock management
KOBY
The Charmslinger still has it!
If by “it” you mean “getting to play against the Dallas defense” then yes, yes he does.
MOONBALLDOWN!
SLING. THAT. CHARM!!!!!!!!!!!
Goddammit Jaguras.
https://giphy.com/gifs/nfl-football-point-3o6ZthYERiCG1ObSVO
Good thing Tua will be able to wipe that drive immediately from memory
I snorted.
Vele scoring for the saints? did they move Olave to the line in the 2nd half
Fantasy football question:
Can I keep starting the Pittsburgh DEF?
ANTONIO GIBSON I LOVE YOU
They’re just fucking with me now. I can’t believe I paid perfectly good dollars to get Sunday Ticket for this shit.
yeah, but allows you to watch Donks/Humps instead of the PHI/KC analingus-fest in the late window!
You and me both, sistah
Arrrrrrr
Personhood Derby (VEP v. N-GCp) could it be a DRAW????
Maybe not bananacakes in Miami, but maybe banana muffins?
Darnold-esque special teams plays back to back.
Yea that game is kinda Rocking!
I repeat
Good to see Dak is almost in post-season form, staring down Lamb and throwing it to him despite tight double-coverage.
He’ll be in post-season form when the ball gets picked off and retuned for a TD instead of completed.
LOLfins
LolFins/P*ts is absolute hilarity
Dolphins and Patriots defense are empowering themselves by choosing not to tackle the players with the ball
being safe practicing Hands Up football
Hands up. Don’t tackle.
“I’m not paid enough for this shit.”
alt.
“That is NOT my job.”
THE THIRD!!!
HOX!!!!
Game. Set. Match.
Dad: so what’s your fantasy projection this week?
Me: I’m projected to have the 2nd most points this week, while going against someone with the most points.
You have an alive dad? Bastard!
he can’t be in teh Kewl Kids Klub!
/wait, maybe shld re-phrase smgdh
You had a dad worth a fuck? Bastard.
Sk8terboi TD!
I’m dropping Giants RB Tracy Jr and am gonna get Skataboo instead.
Skataboo seems ROCKINGGGG!!!!
sk8rboi! He said SEE YOU LATER BOI!!!
Does Dallas know this isn’t flag football?
Or any kind of football
TOUCHDOWN STAFFORD!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFDzQD-LR80
Looks like The Bay Area Legend of White Mac will oversee(r) a victory
lol fuck off DK, you could never come up with the clutch catch even when it was given to you on a platter
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Burrow is officially OUT.
He’s been evacuated from Ohio?
Watching everyone complain about their fantasy teams almost makes me glad I was relegated & apparently banned from participating.
Almost. 🥲
Point of Parliamentary Procedure! I was given the relegated teams emails to invite to Lowratio League and 3 of 4 successfully joined the league.
Counterpoint – I was not emailed.
Then I was provided a bad email OR Yahoo’s email invite feature is garbage.
Yahoo is garbage
I CALL THIS GIANTS DEFENSE PEEWEE HERMAN IN A MOVIE THEATRE BECAUSE THEY’RE FEELING THEMSELVES!
Um, what the hell just happened in Seattle/Pittsburgh? Woke Onside Kick TD?
Ball touched the receiver, but he didn’t know it was live. Seattle guy ran back there and fell on it in the end zone.
WHAT OMG HAHAHAHA YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA
GlorioUs!!!!
Ugh. I just got home, turned on the tv, and wished I hadn’t.
Don’t SeaTruther this delightful Schadenfreude away, please!
It broke the CBSSports Website.
Jared Goff is on FIRE!!! 🔥 💯
Goooooo Lions! 🦁
Fumbled Snap Sneak for the First Down?
That’s my Bengals defense!
Better than no defe— eh …
Thibodeaux will get a taunting penalty if he gets another sack.