Your Week 2 Early Slate Open Thread

Have you set your lineups? Be sure to make that panic-y last minute adjustment, it’s going to pay off!

To The Games!

Giants/Cowboys:

Much like Jerrah’s breath this contest reeks…of a “Get Well” game for Dallas. Dak has won thirteen straight games against NY which is second only to Bob Griese’s run of 17 in a row vs the Bills from 1968-79. The timetable for a Dart Start is a meticulous process according to Daboll but my guess is that when All Pro tackle Andrew Thomas is fit to play is when the countdown starts in earnest.

Rams/Titans:

For those that keep track of such things, Nacua needs 12 grabs to match OBJ’s record of 206 catches in the first 30 games starting a career. Rook wr Elic Ayomanor looks to be the #2 man in the Titans receiving corps although he was only able to convert two of his seven targets. The good news for Ward? On the surface his 12-for-28 passing number doesn’t look as bad as it seems after coaches reviewed the games. And after all, it did come vs that nasty Denver D.

Jags/Bengals:

Travis Hunter’s split last week was 42 plays on offense and 6 on defense and Liam Coen says the latter will increase. Starting Etienne Jr. this week is a no-brainer because the Jags o-line can run block and Cincy gave up 25.1 fantasy points to the Browns motely crew of a backfield last week.

Browns/Ravens:

The sharp fellas in Vegas must think Cleveland is cooked given that 11.5 spread that I saw. Baltimore is 12-2 after a loss since 2022, second only to the Chiefs. Tight end Andrews should bounce back because as good as the Browns D is, they are exploitable at that spot.

Bills/Jets:

NY hasn’t scored more than 23 points against Buffalo in 12 straight tries. They are committed to running the ball and should have some success this time around given that DT Ed Oliver is sitting this one out. With Sauce on the other side expect Allen to pick on cb Brandon Stephens.

Pats/Fins:

It’s The Battle of the Two Not Very Good Teams! Although one seems to be ascending and the other is in dissension. Coach McDaniel noted last week that players abandoned their assignments and tried to make a play. That seems code for a lack of discipline to me.

Niners/Saints:

Pearsall should get all kinds of targets given the state of the receiving corps though they’ll come courtesy of one Mac Jones. Expect the game to be tight because Shanny Jr. is 16-25 when someone other than Purdy or Jimmy G is under center.

Bears/Lions:

Ben Johnson Revenge Narrative Even Though He Left On Good Terms shall be engaged? Johnson also mentioned that he wants to get rook rb Kyle Monangai more involved so get your waiver wire finger ready. Lions fans were grumbling about the offense just one week in. Lions fans? Expectations? It’s a topsy-turvy world out there.

Seahawks/Steelers:

Pitt hasn’t started 2-0 in back-to-back seasons since 2016-17. Despite the smallish 3.5 spread no one can see the Steelers losing to Darnold and a moribund Seattle squadoo. OC Art Smith was quite impressed with Kenny Gainwell in camp and was rewarded with a 7 rush 19 yard performance.

For those so inclined there’s a wee bit of footy as an appetizer-Burnley/Liverpool at 9am and Man Derby at 11:30. Enjoy your day.

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Beerguyrob

BANANACAKES!

The Maestro

This is the most insane NFC East game I’ve ever seen.

Doktor Zymm

LLLLOOOOOOOLLLLLLBOYS

rockingdog

Hahahaha that was ROCKINGGGG!!!

Mr. Ayo

CHARMSLINGER!!!!

King Hippo

IT’S A SCOTCHMAS MIRACLE!!!

Doktor Zymm

I really do enjoy listening to Red Zone in the car on my drive back from the barn.

Has WCS gotten many calls about people egging the Steelers special teams coach’s house yet?

Go Vertically Enhanced!

I hope someone made the TUTEN IS KHAMEN joke when he got a TD

Mr. Ayo

The Bungles win?

Gatoraids

the Browning Noise making the jags loose control

Brocky

Notre Dame is winless and still in the top 25

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Has there ever been an 0-2 team in the top 25 before?

Horatio Cornblower

“Pickens, on the slant!”

Bill Parcells: “I’ve just never liked that play”

Unsurprised

Hopefully, Full Puerto Rican Day Parade

ThePirateSloth

Lol fuck yea Hawks fans in the stadium

Unsurprised

Are they fighting the cops yet?

Gatoraids

Vrabel starting Hill in fantasy trying to get a few more pts with this clock management

ThePirateSloth

KOBY

Mr. Ayo

The Charmslinger still has it!

Horatio Cornblower

If by “it” you mean “getting to play against the Dallas defense” then yes, yes he does.

King Hippo

SLING. THAT. CHARM!!!!!!!!!!!

LemonJello

Goddammit Jaguras.

King Hippo

Good thing Tua will be able to wipe that drive immediately from memory

Gatoraids

Vele scoring for the saints? did they move Olave to the line in the 2nd half

rockingdog

Fantasy football question:

Can I keep starting the Pittsburgh DEF?

The Maestro

ANTONIO GIBSON I LOVE YOU

Gumbygirl

They’re just fucking with me now. I can’t believe I paid perfectly good dollars to get Sunday Ticket for this shit.

King Hippo

yeah, but allows you to watch Donks/Humps instead of the PHI/KC analingus-fest in the late window!

Don T

You and me both, sistah

Unsurprised

Arrrrrrr

King Hippo

Personhood Derby (VEP v. N-GCp) could it be a DRAW????

LemonJello

Maybe not bananacakes in Miami, but maybe banana muffins?

Darnold-esque special teams plays back to back.

rockingdog

Yea that game is kinda Rocking!

ThePirateSloth

I repeat

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Horatio Cornblower

Good to see Dak is almost in post-season form, staring down Lamb and throwing it to him despite tight double-coverage.

He’ll be in post-season form when the ball gets picked off and retuned for a TD instead of completed.

Mr. Ayo

LOLfins

King Hippo

LolFins/P*ts is absolute hilarity

Wakezilla

Dolphins and Patriots defense are empowering themselves by choosing not to tackle the players with the ball

Gatoraids

being safe practicing Hands Up football

Unsurprised

Hands up. Don’t tackle.

Unsurprised

“I’m not paid enough for this shit.”

alt.

“That is NOT my job.”

Beerguyrob

THE THIRD!!!

Mr. Ayo

HOX!!!!

Game. Set. Match.

Brocky

Dad: so what’s your fantasy projection this week?

Me: I’m projected to have the 2nd most points this week, while going against someone with the most points.

King Hippo

he can’t be in teh Kewl Kids Klub!

/wait, maybe shld re-phrase smgdh

Unsurprised

You had a dad worth a fuck? Bastard.

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rockingdog

I’m dropping Giants RB Tracy Jr and am gonna get Skataboo instead.

Skataboo seems ROCKINGGGG!!!!

King Hippo

sk8rboi! He said SEE YOU LATER BOI!!!

Horatio Cornblower

Does Dallas know this isn’t flag football?

Unsurprised

Or any kind of football

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
King Hippo

Looks like The Bay Area Legend of White Mac will oversee(r) a victory

ThePirateSloth

lol fuck off DK, you could never come up with the clutch catch even when it was given to you on a platter

Redshirt

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Redshirt

Burrow is officially OUT.

Unsurprised

He’s been evacuated from Ohio?

Beerguyrob

Watching everyone complain about their fantasy teams almost makes me glad I was relegated & apparently banned from participating.

Almost. 🥲

LemonJello

Point of Parliamentary Procedure! I was given the relegated teams emails to invite to Lowratio League and 3 of 4 successfully joined the league.

Beerguyrob

Counterpoint – I was not emailed.

LemonJello

Then I was provided a bad email OR Yahoo’s email invite feature is garbage.

Gumbygirl

Yahoo is garbage

Redshirt

Um, what the hell just happened in Seattle/Pittsburgh? Woke Onside Kick TD?

BugEyedBoo

Ball touched the receiver, but he didn’t know it was live. Seattle guy ran back there and fell on it in the end zone.

ThePirateSloth

WHAT OMG HAHAHAHA YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA

Mr. Ayo

GlorioUs!!!!

Gumbygirl

Ugh. I just got home, turned on the tv, and wished I hadn’t.

King Hippo

Don’t SeaTruther this delightful Schadenfreude away, please!

Redshirt

It broke the CBSSports Website.

rockingdog

Jared Goff is on FIRE!!! 🔥 💯
Goooooo Lions! 🦁

Redshirt

Fumbled Snap Sneak for the First Down?

That’s my Bengals defense!

Unsurprised

Better than no defe— eh …