And Now? More Games

We’ve got four on this slate which is more than acceptable, just the one dud so that’s nice.

To The Games!

Bucs/Seahawks:

Seattle’s offense seems a bit schizo. They have more runs for loss and no gain than anyone else and you kind of think of them as a rushing team. (or is that just The Carroll Hangover Effect?) Vea will help them add to that number. With respect to passing Darnold leads all of his peers in yards per attempt at 9.1. So the guy that no one fully trusts is holding the Seahawks together right now. According to the Bucs own metrics, Baker is tops in getting a result out of an extended play, meaning that he finds his third and fourth options more often than anyone else.

Lions/Bengals:

I didn’t look at the O/U knowing it should be sky high. Amon-Ra is on a heater with 6 TD’s already but I’ve the notion that Jameson is good for a couple few long-ish scores today vs what some may call a Cincy secondary. Whispers about Browning may grow louder after this game, ignoring the fact that he’ll have played three excellent defenses in spelling Burrow.

Commies/Chargers:

LA has some problems aside from the fact that they were handed an L by the Giants and a rookie QB making his first start. The o-line is missing both starting tackles for a period of time. Washington gets Daniels back but no word on McLaurin yet.

Titans/Cards:

Cam leads the league [checks notes] in being brought to the ground by defenders. Arizona is 5th in pass rush win rate. That spells trouble. Cards have lost their starting RB two weeks in a row so either Carter or Demercardo has to step up. Or maybe both. The Titans are 3-18 ATS under Callahan so you know where your money is going.

Do That Thing.

 

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Unsurprised

“Cam can take all those hits.”

Meanwhile, FuckTomBrady had a zebra force field around him for twenty years

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fleshwound_NPG

browning shooting himself in the foot with a browning

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Redshirt

Oh. my God. That’s Russell Wilson’s music.

litre_cola

Fuck you Zach Chardonnay you vulture. You are added to the chardonnays that I hate.
-oaky
-buttery
-Zach

Beerguyrob

Well, now it’s a game.

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jjfozz

Two of the most insane, idiotic rules in the Catholic church:

If you go to mass before 2 pm on a Saturday, it doesn not count towards your Sunday obligation

If you get married outside – meaning out in nature – it is not recognized by the church.

Also:
If you’re wearing clothes, you are teasing the priest and inviting him to bone you.

Doktor Zymm

I keep checking my freezer vodka team like poking a bruise

Unsurprised

The last time Commies got bailed out this hard was when the PRC crossed in the Korean Peninsula

jjfozz

Lots of Commanders fans in Seattle. “Fuck it, I’m furloughed I’m headed west.”

King Hippo

it looks hard to disagree with that “We ass” self-evaluation

jjfozz

Had a window rattling discussion with Mrs Fozz today.

Redshirt

Sorry to hear that.

Unsurprised

So, typical Sunday at Chez Fozz.

jjfozz

Yes, except no pasta for some goddamn reason

Doktor Zymm

Were you checking the window locks to make sure her mother couldn’t break in?

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Trey Yesavage sounds like the name Kanye West uses at the John Birch Society

King Hippo

BANNER

Beerguyrob

I am the banner, and I say BANNER.

Redshirt

ArmPunt by Browning.

Redshirt

Jake Browning is a broken man.

Doktor Zymm

He’s named after one Ohio team while being slowly crushed to death by the other. His life is pain.

Redshirt

BLEERGH says you can’t dance if you want you and you can’t leave your friends behind.

Doktor Zymm

NO BLEERGH LEFT BEHIND

litre_cola

Denied a Safety Dance!

King Hippo

DET is my D/ST in Maths is Hard too, GUH

fleshwound_NPG

SAFETY DANCE…

…DENIED!

King Hippo

Indelible Prickstains have a chip and a chair after all.

/until MNF, when Rev. has Brokeback and Hippo has The Drake

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Last time I saw a Jewish starter this ruined, Uncle Ed used the decades old challah bread as spackle

Beerguyrob

They are doing a 50th anniversary thing during halftime, and of all the top-50 legends they could have put on the mike I’d rather have had literally anyone else.

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Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Better be a Dan McGwire cameo

Beerguyrob

Sadly no

litre_cola

Did Todd Marinovich play there?

Unsurprised

Washington is coming back!

Senor Weaselo

So… does this mean we can fire Aaron Boone yet?

Unsurprised

Fire everyone.

Don T

Bailout flag in favor of TEN! Turning point of the season.

Unsurprised

Vladimir Guerrero sounds like a Never Trump Republican’s worst nightmare.

jjfozz

Phrases I have heard from my wife’s friend over the past two conversations:

deep state
dark forces
cabal

Phrase I have said about this friend

“She’s crazy as fuck.”

Unsurprised

“You’re right, but still go fuck yourself”

It’s like a human I/O error.

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King Hippo

You need a safe word for us to come rescue you, if your wife/her family send you away to re-education camp.

jjfozz

Either a word, or you’ll hear the explosion from wherever you are. Fuck these people. They’re fuckign clueless fucks.

Unsurprised

Always escalate.

I did that last year with my Lyft driver who was full on microchips in the vaccine, TikTok is hypnotic black Gen Xer.

“Oh, dude. It’s worse than that.” I freaked him out about the social media secret A/B testing on teenagers, that the execs don’t let their own kids on social media, that they feed the government everything, they would know the outcome of the election months before us (And they did). And the funniest thing is that it was all true.

jjfozz

I like your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter. I’m fuckign doing this next time

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Deep State sounds like when Happy Valley finally discovered anal.

Unsurprised

BANNER THIS MAN!

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Unsurprised

Did the Commanders regress?

fleshwound_NPG

not shocking that the hegseth purge had a negative effect on dc commanders

Doktor Zymm

Lotta injuries

Unsurprised

This stupid game

litre_cola

Bengals receiveth and they giveth away.

Beerguyrob

It’s too bad the game doesn’t live up to the quality of the jersey.

King Hippo

It IS like how it would be when these two squadrons played in the 80s, to be FARE

Redshirt

(Oprah voice)

YOU GET A BUBBLE SCREEN! YOU GET A BUBBLE SCREEN! YOU GET A BUBBLE SCREEN!

Redshirt

Come on, give us the fumble. We’ll be giving it back to Detroit in three plays or so.

Unsurprised

Oof

Unsurprised

Wow. Crotch shot on a 15 foot screen. I think he’s circumcised

Doktor Zymm

Italiano?

Unsurprised

Go big kitties

Unsurprised

Justin … LIKE LIGHTNING

Redshirt

Yeah, that’s what I figured would happen…

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Is it blue because all the Bengals fans are so sad?

Redshirt

Crime is getting out of control!

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Unsurprised

Death penalty

Don T

Que TEN sea competente. Amén
/hits White Label 😛

Spur

Eat shit Philly!

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Unsurprised

John Elway, always dignified

Gatoraids

only threw it to AJ Borwn so he’d get crushed under a pile, impressive

LemonJello

Hippo and Other Hippo can unclench, DONKS WOO!! with the W.

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Unsurprised

Dramatic ending

Beerguyrob

Creamsicles look awesome live.

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Redshirt

Tampa Bay and Seattle can start using these jerseys from now on and no questions will be asked.

BC Dick

Yeah it’s a good look both ways

Unsurprised

I’m having vanilla cream beer in their honor(?)

Gatoraids

the missus highly recommends the Peaches and Cream Tillamook ice cream we got this week

Gumbygirl

Yes, that’s a good one. The Huckleberry one is great too. I was disappointed with the last one I got from them. It had little chunks of pretzels in it, that didn’t work at all. The ice cream was fine, but the pretzels ruined it.

Redshirt

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BC Dick

Leading the league in finding 3rd and 4th options. Does that mean the 1st and 2nd are covered? Does it mean the protection is good enough to keep reading options? Or does it mean absolutely fucking nothing.

Unsurprised

FALSE ALARM

im just stupid.

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Horatio Cornblower

I get the feeling the Dallas defense may have checked out of this game.

Unsurprised

Pirates of the Puget Sound

Brick Meathook

Los Angeles, this morning

https://ibb.co/23X2TL8R

Unsurprised

Now just stick bass and Newsom inside the wicker fireman

ThePirateSloth

I love my seats.

Redshirt

Last Time on Cincinnati Bengals football (Artistic Interpretation):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfgjzdhdNVc&pp=ygUVcGV0ZXIgZ3JpZmZpbiBuaWNrZWxz

Unsurprised

The bag of pennies signifies cheapness

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“I don’t understand. Why would you use precious pennies when you can just get a bunch of sand at the beach for free?” – Mike Brown

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ArmedandHammered

Cost of fuel/fare to get there.