I have no lead in for y’all.
Wisconsin (+32.5) at Oregon (7:00, FS1)
Sickos Committee has to be all over this, with Bucky Badger trying to extend its wrong-direction-clean-sheet streak to three. How long has THAT been since someone did that, at the D-1A level? I sure as fuck don’t remember.
Bonfire Cult (-2.5) at LSU (7:30, ABC)
Everything is breaking JUST RIGHT for the Aggies so far, while everything breaking JUST BRIAN KELLY (in windy conditions) for LSU. If past is predicate, we’ll see a reversal of fortunes tonight. But I really hope not.
Michigan (-14.5) at Michigan State (3:30, NBC)
Everyone gets to have a laugh and remember the bananacakes last play punt fiasco from 10 years ago. Do not expect a repeat, this year’s Spartans are ASS.
JV 500s (+6.5) at Arizona State (8:00, ESPN2)
Good cheerleader watch, at least. And the JV 500’s head coach rocked a mohawk as a D-2 linebacker, which is pretty awesome.
Colorado (+12.5) at Team Secular Big Love (10:15, ESPN)
Only for the TRUE Tweaker enthusiasts, as the only fixture in the window. Utes have been meh, but Deion-without-his-spawn should be easy pickings.
THIS KOREAN GUY I CALL HIM ALL BUNDY BECAUSE HE IS SELLING MY WIFE SOME SHOES.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyPwr3vqd_c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KisMAY9H7Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zE4gT-ksUSQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtI_CuMWGOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8VXnvbc1c0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7L2OicIwtU
Dammit, technical difficulties with the KRAKEN TV feed, so they switched to Canada’s feed. Of course it’s in standard definition.
Now they fixed the Canada feed and it’s in HD.
Shame about these biased announcers though.
Standard Definition! What are we, animals?
And now a power outage. Stupid PNW winds.
And there it is, just heard the big boom and zero power here now. Dammit.
No biggie. What’s the worst that could happen?
I saw lightning strike the transformer for my apartment complex once. Power was out for a week
Do they only broadcast in metric?
The Deion-sans-sons team is bad. Utes are gonna put in random Mormon children at halftime to keep the score more respectable.
Utah 43, Colorado 0 at halftime. Moroni is trumpeting like a motherfucker.
For which team?
I guess they could replace all the players with Pop Warner players. More dignity in that for both teams.
I knew it!
The real Harlan Sanders’s grand-nephew (I think that’s the relation) has a funny and slightly unhinged Instagram account where he doesn’t toe the line with the rest of the family on KFC’s activities.
accessible without logging into IG. https://imginn.com/reallycolonelsanders/
Sales are down they gotta try something.
yeah right: Is the local Estrella still really good?
It is. The red can? Quite tasty and excellent on tap.
And there’s the rain!
It’s just like when I was a teenager and my parents woke up while I was high and yelled “Turn that shit down!”
Blissful quiet.
That’s my second que for goodnight.
Holy shit, it’s pouring out there.
Wee!
I should put on pants and run to see the gargoyles.
But I refuse to put on pants.
I thought the rain in Spain was mostly on the plains. Or is Barcelona in the plains? Or is it just rainy season? I don’t know how theses things work
Just rainy season.
Barcelona is a lot like Los Angeles. It’s in a basin surrounded on three sides by mountains.
I really gotta stop buying into these “historical facts” just because they rhyme
The fictional island of Saint Marie has a really nice stratovolcano! Shield volcanos are much better for lairs as they’re roomier, but cone volcanos really have the scenic wow factor
Plus great 360° sightlines.
Looking for a new lair, eh?
Always fun to peruse the listings! Check out this beauty in Maui, not on the market unfortunately
I hate to jump on the TDS bandwagon you all have here, but … Everything has a price for that dickhead.
With the shutdown I could probably move in without anyone noticing, but don’t really feel like rearranging my travel plans or hiring squatter minions right now
Downvoting any time I see “TDS”. GTFO with that bullshit
✊
I feel like I’m embracing my inner Hemingway.
At 2 this afternoon I’m going to a culinary institute and having a small group paella making class.
That’s plenty of time to sleep.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
Instructor: Does anyone here have much cooking experience?
Me: Hold my beer
Woo. LA!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHVu0JN21p4
But more importantly, fuck you Dirt Leafs
By the way how is that delayed flight shit with the government shutdown and air traffic control thing going?
I’ve avoided US news like the goddamn plague since I’ve been here and it’s been glorious.
Avoiding US news is one of the great things about traveling! The shutdown is still on, but airports still ticking along, albiet with some delays at some airports and some times of day. You should be fine getting back, international flights tend to get priority. Or just extend the vacation!
Oh I can do that.
Trump wants to bring back an Austria-Hungary sort of situation. He couldn’t care less what happens to anyone, as long as he’s making money and has the auspices of being in charge. The key differences between him and Franz Joseph I is the latter tried to keep his empire organized and operational. He tried to care, at least.
Better hair than Trump too
Honestly, it hasn’t been that bad yet. But at some point it will.
I’m pretty pissed that no national politician has made the point that 42 million Americans needing food assistance is the problem and it’s been kicked down the alley for decades, but there’s literally nothing to do about it. So, anyway, you’re not missing anything.
Oh, dick move, Ducks.
Got a good 3 hour nap before the local scene woke me up. It’s close to 3:30 AM and it’s still raging out there.
Where is that rain I was promised?
/ walks to refrigerator
// swallows last three chugs of cava
/// grabs beer
Did I miss anything?
/ belches way too loudly for 3:30 AM
the Misters Pickle won!
And it looks like I’ll get to see at least one World Series game when I get home Wednesday evening.
As with his student videographers, watching Brian Kelly fail never gets old.
Dante Moore injury: Oregon QB leaves game vs. Wisconsin bloodied after clothesline tackle to face – CBS Sports
Huh, I didn’t realize Clotheslines from Hell were legal in NCAA D1 FBS.
Careful, I think “From Hell” was copyrighted by Hunter Biden’s laptop.
Since WCS is having a tough day, here is one man’s effort to make the captain from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Benjamin Sisko, a memetic badass. A slight alternative interpretation to the canon Benjamin Sisko of a dedicated officer and loving father:
Designing the U.S.S. Ben Sisko’s Mutha F***in’ Pimp Hand – YouTube
Redshirt is actually Greyshirt, according to his YooToob profile.
Words fail to describe how overjoyed GB/PIT SNF is NOT MANDATORY. Not that I needed reassurance, but this TRUE PROOF of Ginger Hammer’s enduring love.
But did you know Pittsburgh quarterback Aaron Rodgers used to play for Green Bay? THE WHOLE GAME IS SPECIAL AS FUCK!
Did they separate on a bad note? Sounds fascinating!
I wonder if they’ll mention it during the broadcast? Probably not
Will it count towards extra credit?
The Violent Femmes are from WI, and they assure me it will go down on your perrrmmmmanent recorrrrdddd
I’ll take one one…
Oh yes?
Have to mention that I’m impressed (with both you and Shogun)
You do it all the time 😁
Yeah yeah!
I forget what 8 was for.
I lost count
Wisconsin QB has TRIPLED his completions from the first half.That’s right, he’s now 3 for 16 in the 4th quarter.
Still not allowing the cover somehow against all logic
Oregon isn’t exactly covered in glory tonite. The Vadgers bring everyone down a few levels.
Bucky 3/16 doesn’t have the same sting as Austin.
God dam that’s good
I went to the gym relatively early. I flaked yesterday. Anyway, I’m feeling very indifferent to everything and lashed out on FB before I came to my fucking senses. I have been super lazy since I got back. I have shit to do, damn it.
Ok to take a do nothing day every once in a while, especially if you already went to the gym. Naps can be great for mood
Had the worst call I’ve had in my 18 months here last night.
I was going to link it, but, you know what? Just go to WTAE dot com or WPXI dot com, and it’s secondary headline. It’s the one involving an infant.
WARNING: Extremely disturbing. If you don’t want to read it, that’s perfectly fine.
I love yinz. Lots going on tonight, so I need distractions. Let’s get at it.
Could be worse, you COULD be playing or coaching offense for Wisconsin!
Is anyone coaching Wisconsin?
Maybe they finally settled on a rabid badger.
Aside from the improvement, no one would notice the difference
Hey, they scored points today!
#ExtendFickell
Litrepug just fell between the couch and chair as he is an oaf who believes he is agile as fuck. Then he was stuck. I laughed and laughed. Then got him out. He is embarrassed and has gone to sleep under the table which shields mocking apparently.
The youngest of my cats is also a porky little fucker, and he fails the occasional agility test too.
Your images and gifs never load on computers in the PSAP control center. I’m just going to pre-plus-one because they’re always good.
This particular one is quite good.
It was this one:
This is the image that got a young Brick interested in photography.
(note to self: Use AI to create a vegan rapper character who raps about traffic and cats, name the character Yung Brikk, get one of them fancy cash counter things)
Oh dammit. It’s a modified Rae Carruth. Sorry you took that call.
That’s a hell of a conclusion to jump to. Much more probable that the woman didn’t know she was pregnant (happens more than you think) or had to keep it secret for some reason. No prenatal care and no medical attendence at the birth means super high risk for both mother and child, entirely possible the infant died during the birth and the woman was weak and either alone or with someone who was afraid to get into trouble. Still a horrible and tragic situation for everyone involved, but no reason to assume violence. We really need better healthcare and attitudes towards pregnancy in this country, that’s the best way to prevent this sort of situation.
Extremely sorry this happened, and that you were the one who had to handle it WCS. For all the bad things that happen in the world, there are plenty of good ones too, and we can definitely help by distracting you with some of those
No I meant the baby was hiding in the trunk to assassinate a football player.
That makes much more sense, apologies!
Like this guy whose Halloween decorations are making fun of Grumblelord and Jordon!
Why photo no upload?
Take care of your mental heath however you need to
My bunny has a scratch on her eye and i give her drops 3 times a day. For the first and last drops there are 2 different drops to be given about 10 minutes apart, which she hates.
So, after the second set of drops tonight, she goes onto the mat beside the litter box, and pees on the matt. While staring right at me. Total power move for a 3lb bun
One of the horses came up to me while I was walking past his field this morning, I thought to say hi but turns out he just wanted to show me how well he could poop then ambled off to finish his breakfast
He’d be right at home in the clubhouse.
walter sobchak, talking about the vietnam war: man in the black pajamas, worthy fuckin adversary
ice agent talking about the chi suburbs: man in the blackhawks pajamas, worthy fuckin adversary
shut the fuck up, donnie
Last photo with iPhone 15 Pro, 10:30 AM 10/22/25
https://ibb.co/Jj77YLcj
First photo with iPhone 17 Pro, 2:30 PM 10/22/25
https://ibb.co/dwJ7jrbZ
The new iPhone makes it cloudy, good to know.
That’s the new weather control camera AI filter.
Did you folks also get a Jonas Brothers song there for no reason?
Yes and I’m quite displeased.
Mike Elko needs to clean his glasses. It’s REALLY bothering Hippo.
I hate being at a meeting and wanting to throw a glasses cloth at some one while screaming “Clean your fucking glasses you nasty fuckstain”. Very few things trigger me, but that one does.
Agreed. If its a small crease or a smear that is one thing. If it makes you look like a shady anime character, that’s another!
I have a full (or near-full) box of 400 glasses cleaning wipes inside my house at all times. It is my BEST Zombie Apocalypse prep.
At least 10 consecutive quarters of Bucky Badger clean sheets.
University President: “Luke, I’m afraid we’re going to have to let-.”
Coach Fickell: “Its funny you said that, because I got these pictures of you at Little Saint James Island. But isn’t that also known as Eps-”
University President: “Like I was saying, good luck next week!”
From the AD:
“Coach Fickell sees the potential in what this team can be, as do I, and he shares the same disappointment and frustration,” McIntosh wrote. “Our student-athletes continue to stand and fight with character and pride as they battle through this moment of adversity, and they deserve all of our support.”
I really don’t think WI can afford the buyout
After last week’s game
Their QB is 1 for 9 for 12 yards in the first half… That’s bad…
…how?!
More like Steve Stinkskisian, amirete
Drunkisian
CuttySarkisian
Kardashian
I like Cutty Sark, then again I am a problem.
I’m sure it won’t last, but late in the 1st half the Hurricanes are being shut out at home by Stanfuckingford. They, um, may not be legit.
But…the U…the U!!!!
Hell 2 Da NAW!!!!
Cardinals vs. Convicts!
Convicts vs. Convicts!
I think the Stanford players have to actually attend class.
That’s good. Its always nice to see your baby’s mommy.
Arch has been downgraded from Dead to Uncle Peyton to Possibly Dead for Real.
Barack ain’t ded after all, just saw him on a “YES on Prop 50” ad during Miami/Tree HODOR!
I am legitimately surprised the DOJ has not attempted to charge him with presidenting while black, and actually calling that the charge.
Why would they need to do that when they’ve got him for Being a Secret Kenyan Muslim, Death Panels, Raising Taxes,and Wearing a Tan Suit.
Back in the day, a Black stand-up comedian joked about being in Alabama with a buddy one day, and getting charged with “being [Black guys] on a sunny day.” What could we do? We were GUILTY! Best we could do was plead it down to partly cloudy.
The comedian was Franklyn Ajaye
Brick Meathook, a greater force even than ChatGPT
ChatGPT does not do shots at local VA hangouts with Nam vets.
They watched their buddies die face down in the muck so that you and I can enjoy doing these shots smdh
ORDERING DIJON MUSTARD ON A SANDWICH LIKE A COMMANAZZI
On a Cuban sandwich, hell yeah.
4th and inches? Guard, step on the QB’s foot so he trips and fumbles. Wisconsin is a traveling circus. And yet, they can put up 0 again and Fickell will not be fired
The Producers II: The Football Team
Yeah, but the production Bialystock & Bloom put on was entertaining.
Never put your own money into the team.
June Lockhart died. She was 100, good long run. God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson!
(that was Mrs Mel Brooks unless I’m missing a different reference; the famous song “Mrs Robinson” was performed by The Cure of course)
(also, Mr Roper was in The Graduate, ppl forget that)
Pretty sure he married Anne Bancroft
Yes, she played Mrs Robinson (again, unless she was making another reference)
I am aware of that, because I’m old as fuck. I was referring to her being Mrs. Robinson, Will Robinson’s mom on Lost in Space. Also Timmy’s mom on Lassie. I just used the song from The Graduate as an homage, to wish her godspeed. When I become totally senile, you all will be among the first to know!
THANK YOU FOR EXPLAINING I AM SORRY FOR DOUBTING YOU!!!
(shouting because you’re old)
So was Mr. Feeney
Cowbells imploding spectacularly.
The MSU Punt Return TD loses its luster when you discover in their celebration for winning the same, his teammates broke his hip and all but ended his football career.
I only learned that this week. Dude sure sounded like “hey, WORTH IT” though. What a feeling that had to be…until the endorphins/adrenaline wore off.