Good Things Come In Threes?

Not much to be done by Shield as far as offerings are concerned in this window given the number of teams on bye. We’ll let this one pass.

To The Games!

Bucs/Saints:

Tampa is only getting 3.5? Pshaw! For the sake of my fantasy squadoo I hope that Baker returns to form after that smackening he received from the Lions last week. Congrats to you if you took a flyer on 7th round wr Tez Johnson when all the Bucs wr’s went down-he’s scored a TD in the last two weeks. Of course the real find was Egbuka who leads all rookies in yards and scores.

Cowboys/Broncos:

Dallas has lost seven straight to Denver? Now that’s a stat I can get behind! Both teams are coming off impressive wins, one a blowout and the other of course, a wacky comeback. One tends to think of the D when talking about Denver but the offense, as wonky and inconsistent as it seems, is still ranked 11th overall. There’s a lot of improvement that can be done there. Kudos to Javonte for lifting himself off the scrapheap after the injury he suffered seemed to herald the end of his career. He’s currently second in the league in rushing.

Titans/Colts:

Is this the spot of the inevitable Indy letdown that everyone is waiting for? Nope, Carly won’t let that happen. Ward has thrown a pick in five straight fixtures but this is the first time that he’s facing a team for the second time. Don T will be eagerly taking notes, gauging what sort of progress his rookie QB has made. The Colts have won five in a row in this series and it looks mighty certain they’ll make it an even half dozen.

Get at it.

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Mr. Ayo

These Pittsburgh unis are worse than their bumblebees. Damn impressive.

ballsofsteelandfury

I will be posting an apology in the later post. For the unis, the probable loss, and the fact that they want Rodgers to come back and play next year

fleshwound_NPG

its like a more bland version, thats what makes it worse

impressive

and STOP IT with the matte finish helmets. trend was old a few years ago

fleshwound_NPG

my 5 year old has discovered the word “octopussy” and i swear it is not my fault at all

LemonJello

The gravy will flow like wine in Indiana tonight!

WCS

Chunky, thick, and clotted?

Unsurprised

Just making up a bunch of horseshit based on vibes.

Gene could be a federal judge.

Redshirt

Hide your staplers! Milton is in for Dallas!

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Redshirt

QB Controversy in Big D!

fleshwound_NPG

hopefully after returning from the denver game he burns jerrah world right to the ground

Redshirt

I chose not to double-down my 3 TD into a 4 TD because the Broncos were playing with a lead in the fourth quarter, but I failed to underestimate the desire to run up the score on the fighting Jerries.

LemonJello

Horsies running wild in Denver and Indy today!

fleshwound_NPG

what jim irsay’s daughter is wearing on the sidelines can be best described as “bedazzled evel knievel”

fleshwound_NPG

snake river canyon jump on the post-game show

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fleshwound_NPG

(not my pic, but reminds me i havent played my record player in awhile)

King Hippo

That is as dishonoUrable as it gets. FOAR SHAME.

Bogdanski

Should’ve stuck to basketball

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

He played basketball?

Horatio Cornblower

I have also hosted a rigged poker game, in that I was the only one not high as fuck on marijuana and/or cocaine.

Redshirt

Has Dak gotten his extension yet?

King Hippo

Maybe MOAR water needs to be added (but seriously, he got no help today)

Mr. Ayo

He got it last year. 4 years, 240MM

King Hippo

Shouldn’t he get 70 per? Shit, why not 75?? That’ll really show that ingrate Parsons, Jerral. DO IT!!

Horatio Cornblower

Boy, Dak’s really in post-season form.

Downfield Matriculator

Dak’s back breaking interceptions > Romo’s broken back?

Spur

this kills the Cowboy

King Hippo

Run fat man, RUN!!!!

King Hippo

You might expect a dude to be Vogue-ing out there down 3 scores, but hey – it’s Pickens.

WCS

Defense really is just a hypothetical, abstract concept for Jerrah’s squadron.

King Hippo

With no Sunday night footy, I feel compelled to finish out these garbage times.

WCS

And you’re rewarded with a DAKERCEPTION.

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King Hippo

A reserve D-lineman, showing off the mitts and some dancing feet!

LemonJello

I had to actually check the schedule, since I get all my reliable fitbaw news from King Hippo!

King Hippo
fleshwound_NPG

if the clots keep mutilating the tits any further they’ll have to change their name to the tara reids

ballsofsteelandfury

You’re on a roll today…

Horatio Cornblower

This deserves serious banner consideration. Perhaps even the second opinion that Tara should have sought.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Congratulations on making me laugh loud enough that my wife demands to know what’s so funny and I’m not comfortable enough to explain it.

LemonJello

THIS INDIANAPOLIS TEAM, I CALL THEM AMTRACK BECAUSE THEY ARE RUNNING A TRAIN ON THE TITANS TONIGHT

Horatio Cornblower

Glad Dallas got rid of that bum Parsons so they could improve their run D.

King Hippo

The raw, sexual POWER of that old school mango kit is messing with ol’ ham head’s mind.

fleshwound_NPG

wearing vintage broncos unis against a team coached by a schottenheimer will eventually prove to be a solid choice

Senor Weaselo

Well that win was for Mangold, 1-16 it is!

Horatio Cornblower

CBS announcers praising the Denver offense like it’s the second coming of the Greatest Show on Turf while forgetting this is the same defense that has been lit up by the Jets, Giants, Panthers, and Bears.

fleshwound_NPG

cowboys offense lately have been ruining the mighty tank eberflus is trying to build

again

The Maestro

When are the Saints gonna pull the plug on this Spencer Rattler experiment and give us all the Taysom Hill QB1 games that all of us still in Tebow withdrawal so desperately desire?

King Hippo

Hanson seems to think Shaugh is coming out next series.

Redshirt

I’m calling into question the lack of running game. Only four handoffs with 4:00 left in the 3rd quarter?

King Hippo

Bitchin’ Kamara might have blown a fuel rod.

Mr. Ayo

Need to see Tyler Shough first. Oh, there he is!

Redshirt

Dak is on crack.

fleshwound_NPG

found jerrah’s stash

Horatio Cornblower

Hero ball.

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Redshirt

Actually that was mostly “Goshdarnit, I’m going Midrange.”

King Hippo

When Payton actively involves both backs, and Nix plays under control – this offense can be quite pleasant to watch.

Especially against the Cowpersons, it must be said.

Horatio Cornblower

Not only is the Dallas defense injured, they aren’t very good when they’re fully healthy.

King Hippo

That helps quite a bit. But in past weeks, a leaky D just made Payton get extra cute and screw up.

LemonJello

HARF HARF A LEAKY D MADE THE BEN GO TO THE FREE CLINIC

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

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Doktor Zymm

RJ Harvey enjoying the benefits of lots of people dropping him in fantasy!

The Maestro

Jonathan Taylor really has all the tools out there. I just know he’s making Tim Allen proud.

fleshwound_NPG

*lots of manly grunting*

Horatio Cornblower

Why, did he snitch on a bunch of his friends?

Redshirt

Bengals fanbase is reacting reasonably and rationally.

Doktor Zymm

Someone got beignet grease all over the ball in NOLA

King Hippo

Condolences to anyone (Brocky??) against the MRSA D/ST this week.

LemonJello

I picked them up for Lowratio League this week.

Still probably going to lose.

Horatio Cornblower

Fingers crossed!

King Hippo

We live in Very Stupid Times, but National Tight Ends Day? Get. FUCKED.

Unsurprised

Speaking of. Where’s balls?

King Hippo

golfing, me thinks. He likes to take advantage of non-MANDATORIUM weekends

Unsurprised

Oh, now I remember. Hmm.

Spur

welp, it would be nice to have a somewhat capable defense

Redshirt

Huh, you can hear my screaming from where you live?

King Hippo
LemonJello

Happy Hippo noises from North Cakalackey

King Hippo

the mix of noises could also be gas, 2 be FARE

Doktor Zymm

Yeah, gonna order bubble tea and mochi donuts

Doktor Zymm

I think I have diabetes now, it’s the pandan mochi waffle that did it

Unsurprised

Wow! What a pick six!

The Maestro

Finally tuning in. Had to do leaves for four hours today. Only had Pats game in on the earbuds. WE AHH STILL GOING TO THAH SUPAH BOWL THIS YEAR-AH! NO ONE DENIES THIS!

Redshirt

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Unsurprised

I was thinking the same thing. Maybe it is his brain relieving pressure to avoid CTE.

LemonJello

Delaying CTE. No way Tua avoids it.

Unsurprised

Too true

Unsurprised

Fuck! Goddamn fucking Cowboys.

Redshirt

I put money on both QBs to throw 2 TDs. If I can’t be happy, no one can! MWHAHAHHAHAHHA!

Unsurprised

I actually like everyone here, but gambling is demonic.

SonOfSpam

Your review of Brokeback Mountain is noted.

LemonJello

That play by Indy was such an abortion, several Red State AGs are filing criminal charges against it.

Unsurprised

Indiana is already said shithole

LemonJello

Uh-oh. Angry Hippo noises from North Cakalackey

Redshirt

While I applaud them from following a script of a winning game, I’d advise them to pick one that doesn’t involve going down by four scores in the fourth quarter.

King Hippo

tuff butt FARE

Redshirt

Why doesn’t Denver go back to these uniforms permanently again?

rockingdog

Found a funny:

Horses are weird. A large dog that’s also a car? That doesn’t sound right.

Doktor Zymm

The Cow O-line is actually really damn good at run blocking. It’s a mystery why they don’t employ and use more/better RBs, but I’m sure nawt gonna complain about anything that makes them less good and more hilarious!

Doktor Zymm

That should probably be the cOw-line

WCS

Even when the J-E-S-T win, they still lose.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/46732108/nick-mangold-former-jets-star-center-dies-age-41

Tough to see Rex that way. Oof. Sincere condolences, Jets fans. Mangold was one of the leaders of those HOW THE FUCK YOU DOIN, BOYS teams.

Horatio Cornblower

Wow, the Jets beating the Bengals may have just wiped out the entire DFO Eliminator challenge.

Mr. Ayo

Looks like the Falcons took out two already.

Horatio Cornblower

I was one of ’em.

rockingdog

Starting Bucs WR Tez Johnson in Fantasy Football hope he is ROCKINGGG! 🏈