Not much to be done by Shield as far as offerings are concerned in this window given the number of teams on bye. We’ll let this one pass.
To The Games!
Bucs/Saints:
Tampa is only getting 3.5? Pshaw! For the sake of my fantasy squadoo I hope that Baker returns to form after that smackening he received from the Lions last week. Congrats to you if you took a flyer on 7th round wr Tez Johnson when all the Bucs wr’s went down-he’s scored a TD in the last two weeks. Of course the real find was Egbuka who leads all rookies in yards and scores.
Cowboys/Broncos:
Dallas has lost seven straight to Denver? Now that’s a stat I can get behind! Both teams are coming off impressive wins, one a blowout and the other of course, a wacky comeback. One tends to think of the D when talking about Denver but the offense, as wonky and inconsistent as it seems, is still ranked 11th overall. There’s a lot of improvement that can be done there. Kudos to Javonte for lifting himself off the scrapheap after the injury he suffered seemed to herald the end of his career. He’s currently second in the league in rushing.
Titans/Colts:
Is this the spot of the inevitable Indy letdown that everyone is waiting for? Nope, Carly won’t let that happen. Ward has thrown a pick in five straight fixtures but this is the first time that he’s facing a team for the second time. Don T will be eagerly taking notes, gauging what sort of progress his rookie QB has made. The Colts have won five in a row in this series and it looks mighty certain they’ll make it an even half dozen.
Get at it.
These Pittsburgh unis are worse than their bumblebees. Damn impressive.
I will be posting an apology in the later post. For the unis, the probable loss, and the fact that they want Rodgers to come back and play next year
its like a more bland version, thats what makes it worse
impressive
and STOP IT with the matte finish helmets. trend was old a few years ago
my 5 year old has discovered the word “octopussy” and i swear it is not my fault at all
The gravy will flow like wine in Indiana tonight!
Chunky, thick, and clotted?
Just making up a bunch of horseshit based on vibes.
Gene could be a federal judge.
Hide your staplers! Milton is in for Dallas!
QB Controversy in Big D!
hopefully after returning from the denver game he burns jerrah world right to the ground
I chose not to double-down my 3 TD into a 4 TD because the Broncos were playing with a lead in the fourth quarter, but I failed to underestimate the desire to run up the score on the fighting Jerries.
Horsies running wild in Denver and Indy today!
what jim irsay’s daughter is wearing on the sidelines can be best described as “bedazzled evel knievel”
snake river canyon jump on the post-game show
(not my pic, but reminds me i havent played my record player in awhile)
https://bsky.app/profile/profootballtalk.bsky.social/post/3m44kgov4hs2f
That is as dishonoUrable as it gets. FOAR SHAME.
Should’ve stuck to basketball
He played basketball?
I have also hosted a rigged poker game, in that I was the only one not high as fuck on marijuana and/or cocaine.
Has Dak gotten his extension yet?
Maybe MOAR water needs to be added (but seriously, he got no help today)
He got it last year. 4 years, 240MM
Shouldn’t he get 70 per? Shit, why not 75?? That’ll really show that ingrate Parsons, Jerral. DO IT!!
Boy, Dak’s really in post-season form.
Dak’s back breaking interceptions > Romo’s broken back?
this kills the Cowboy
Run fat man, RUN!!!!
You might expect a dude to be Vogue-ing out there down 3 scores, but hey – it’s Pickens.
Defense really is just a hypothetical, abstract concept for Jerrah’s squadron.
With no Sunday night footy, I feel compelled to finish out these garbage times.
And you’re rewarded with a DAKERCEPTION.
A reserve D-lineman, showing off the mitts and some dancing feet!
I had to actually check the schedule, since I get all my reliable fitbaw news from King Hippo!
FranklinDOWN the Second!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-LMgMBGnKI
if the clots keep mutilating the tits any further they’ll have to change their name to the tara reids
You’re on a roll today…
This deserves serious banner consideration. Perhaps even the second opinion that Tara should have sought.
Congratulations on making me laugh loud enough that my wife demands to know what’s so funny and I’m not comfortable enough to explain it.
THIS INDIANAPOLIS TEAM, I CALL THEM AMTRACK BECAUSE THEY ARE RUNNING A TRAIN ON THE TITANS TONIGHT
Glad Dallas got rid of that bum Parsons so they could improve their run D.
The raw, sexual POWER of that old school mango kit is messing with ol’ ham head’s mind.
wearing vintage broncos unis against a team coached by a schottenheimer will eventually prove to be a solid choice
Well that win was for Mangold, 1-16 it is!
CBS announcers praising the Denver offense like it’s the second coming of the Greatest Show on Turf while forgetting this is the same defense that has been lit up by the Jets, Giants, Panthers, and Bears.
cowboys offense lately have been ruining the mighty tank eberflus is trying to build
again
When are the Saints gonna pull the plug on this Spencer Rattler experiment and give us all the Taysom Hill QB1 games that all of us still in Tebow withdrawal so desperately desire?
Hanson seems to think Shaugh is coming out next series.
I’m calling into question the lack of running game. Only four handoffs with 4:00 left in the 3rd quarter?
Bitchin’ Kamara might have blown a fuel rod.
Need to see Tyler Shough first. Oh, there he is!
Dak is on crack.
found jerrah’s stash
Hero ball.
Actually that was mostly “Goshdarnit, I’m going Midrange.”
When Payton actively involves both backs, and Nix plays under control – this offense can be quite pleasant to watch.
Especially against the Cowpersons, it must be said.
Not only is the Dallas defense injured, they aren’t very good when they’re fully healthy.
That helps quite a bit. But in past weeks, a leaky D just made Payton get extra cute and screw up.
HARF HARF A LEAKY D MADE THE BEN GO TO THE FREE CLINIC
Good Lord. Put this mule down, already.
https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/1ogv90a/highlight_the_fox_crew_is_dumbfounded_as_terry/
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RJ Harvey enjoying the benefits of lots of people dropping him in fantasy!
Jonathan Taylor really has all the tools out there. I just know he’s making Tim Allen proud.
*lots of manly grunting*
Why, did he snitch on a bunch of his friends?
Bengals fanbase is reacting reasonably and rationally.
Someone got beignet grease all over the ball in NOLA
Condolences to anyone (Brocky??) against the MRSA D/ST this week.
I picked them up for Lowratio League this week.
Still probably going to lose.
Fingers crossed!
We live in Very Stupid Times, but National Tight Ends Day? Get. FUCKED.
Speaking of. Where’s balls?
golfing, me thinks. He likes to take advantage of non-MANDATORIUM weekends
Oh, now I remember. Hmm.
welp, it would be nice to have a somewhat capable defense
Huh, you can hear my screaming from where you live?
FranklinDOWN WOO!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvVIrqo2y3w
Happy Hippo noises from North Cakalackey
the mix of noises could also be gas, 2 be FARE
Yeah, gonna order bubble tea and mochi donuts
I think I have diabetes now, it’s the pandan mochi waffle that did it
Wow! What a pick six!
Finally tuning in. Had to do leaves for four hours today. Only had Pats game in on the earbuds. WE AHH STILL GOING TO THAH SUPAH BOWL THIS YEAR-AH! NO ONE DENIES THIS!
🏴☠️
I was thinking the same thing. Maybe it is his brain relieving pressure to avoid CTE.
Delaying CTE. No way Tua avoids it.
Too true
Fuck! Goddamn fucking Cowboys.
I put money on both QBs to throw 2 TDs. If I can’t be happy, no one can! MWHAHAHHAHAHHA!
I actually like everyone here, but gambling is demonic.
Your review of Brokeback Mountain is noted.
That play by Indy was such an abortion, several Red State AGs are filing criminal charges against it.
Indiana is already said shithole
Uh-oh. Angry Hippo noises from North Cakalackey
While I applaud them from following a script of a winning game, I’d advise them to pick one that doesn’t involve going down by four scores in the fourth quarter.
tuff butt FARE
Why doesn’t Denver go back to these uniforms permanently again?
Found a funny:
Horses are weird. A large dog that’s also a car? That doesn’t sound right.
The Cow O-line is actually really damn good at run blocking. It’s a mystery why they don’t employ and use more/better RBs, but I’m sure nawt gonna complain about anything that makes them less good and more hilarious!
That should probably be the cOw-line
Even when the J-E-S-T win, they still lose.
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/46732108/nick-mangold-former-jets-star-center-dies-age-41
Tough to see Rex that way. Oof. Sincere condolences, Jets fans. Mangold was one of the leaders of those HOW THE FUCK YOU DOIN, BOYS teams.
Wow, the Jets beating the Bengals may have just wiped out the entire DFO Eliminator challenge.
Looks like the Falcons took out two already.
I was one of ’em.
Starting Bucs WR Tez Johnson in Fantasy Football hope he is ROCKINGGG! 🏈