MOAR GAMES, demand teh ppls!
South Cakalaky (+12.5) at Johnny Reb (7:00, ESPN)
Real talk, y’all. This slate ain’t great. But maybe Johnny Reb sleepwalks a bit, what with all the Koach Kliff Khaos??
Steerfuckers North (+2.5) at Tennessee (7:30, ABC)
This is the actual, watchable game. Winner clings to the leaky playoff lifeboat, loser can give up already.
Georgia Tech (-6.5) at NC State (7:30, ESPN2)
Godfuckingdamnit, YES I DO hate myself enough to watch this. I’d be ashamed that fucking GT is almost a full TD favoUrite away to my Wolven Sort, except that I quit feeling things awhile back.
Troi Boiz (-6.5) at Cornfuckers (7:30, NBC)
The latest episode of moe-rons trying to match Fetch happen for Nebraska. It’s NOT gonna happen.
JV WKRP (+10.5) at Team Secular Big Love (10:15, ESPN)
A Tweaker fixture worth staying up for, perhaps? Not that I’ll be able to, thanks to being over 50.
It’s 4 am, SIL is still not packed. Plane leaves at 7. I have been awake since 1:30, because of course I have. It’s going to be a long day, amigos. Probably shouldn’t have opened the second bottle of wine last night, but go Doyers!
I’m back home and can’t sleep due to jet lag and I kinda want to run it back and watch Game 7 all over again. I actually missed the first three innings because I was in transit.
Holy hell, there are *still* fireworks going off here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g2Tr0424gA
HAHAHA. EAT SHIT SPRINGER!
Reminder-the game intros tomorrow are going to be really, really bad. The first one for the early slate is going to be late as well. Late. Bad. Hungover. Cottonmouth. These are key words.
It’s 01:25 on Saturday, Daylight Savings… why am I the only one here?
You know what you did
I’m here, but it’s 11:15
Just got home from a Halloween party. Woo doyers!
I’m here but I’ve found myself in county lockup. Can anybody loan me $2500 bucks?
I swear I’ll pay you back.
That’s $US not $CAN.
Much to my disdain the meteor did not win.
/Holds onto “last team to 3-peat” factoid
Looks as though I’ll be tangentially making the local news again. This one involves a lot of blood…
Nosferatu got into the blood bank safe again, did he?
I don’t think Tony Dungy lives here anymore.
Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. passersby were amazed by the unusually Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unu
Ok, now I hear fireworks! Inland Empire- better late than never!
They’re celebrating the Fernando World Series win.
Cut them some slack, it’s not that bad. They think it’s 1988.
Technically it’s only 11:40, so I’m gonna have a drink.
/prepares Valerian tea
//tried a new restaurant tonight, had short rib stroganoff, am still so stuffed I cannot even fathom drinking beer right now.
George Springer has still never won a World Series title that he should have had to return.
https://bsky.app/profile/harpergordek.bsky.social/post/3m4mod5fnb227
the blue jays have their 1991 game 7 lonnie smith, and it is…
all of them.
Took a page out of the Maple Leafs play-off handbook.
https://bsky.app/profile/30thstate.bsky.social/post/3m4mno4tibk2w
Are you saying that Will Smith gets jiggy wit it?
I’d like know which jersey number has the longest WS championship drought.
easily 69, right?
Strangely, it may be 69.
Probably gonna be 99 the way Hal’s running the Yankees.
Rosenthal looks like he KNOWS he can kick Mookie Betts’ ass.
Mookies ground attack is no match for Rosenthal’s spinning bowtie.
“The Diamondbacks look like just the organization to take on the Dodgers. Let’s spend a billion bucks updating their stadium!”
-Arizona Legislators and Governor
Time to break out the asbestos car cover.
Jesus Christ!
You poor bastard.
Man, I am deep in the shit!
I’m not hearing them here in Riverside. Slackers!
Jays with 14 runners left on base.
and several standing 90 ft away
Of-fucking-course
Yesssssss! ( I’m completely drunk, soUrry my hatfolk.)
And the fucking fireworks have begun…
Wooooooooo!
Congrats LA.
Here we go with the goddamn fireworks.
Yamamoto is the MVP, has to be.
As I said, gotta put him in.
We read it here first.
FUCK YOU VLAD GUERRERO, YOUR TEARS WILL SUSTAIN ME FOR DECADES!!!!
-ahem-
My sincere condolences to the Canuckistani members of the clubhouse; I feel very unclean about this.
Welp…
PISS CHRIST!
I’d try to pitch at one of the balls out of the strike zone during this old-school Intentional Walk. You don’t need to hit it hard, just get it to the outfield.
Argy Barger time!
IKF would go from starting the season as a Pirates bench player to sacrifice bunting in the eleventh inning of Game Seven of the World Series.
Fucking Vladimir Jr.
Love this guy and his dad!
toronto with at least 1 RISP with 0 outs
…again
LMAO
Kershaw is warming up! This is not a drill!
Yamamoto is still pitching?
-Admiral Nimitz, 1943
*pencils in 3 more runners left on base for toronto*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ8pHBuce1I
yeah right mentioned Stagger Lee last page back. I was listening to this while dealing with leaves earlier. Funny how that works sometimes.
In your grocer’s dairy case:
Bah Gawd, Jim, that’s Clayton Kershaw’s music!! What is Roberts thinking!?!?
Dammit, I was kidding about this. What the hell is Roberts thinking?
(sigh)
THAT BALL I CALL IT CHRIS ROCK BECAUSE WILL SMITH JUST SMACKED THE SHIT OUT OF IT!!!
Dammit, I wanted to see Bieber handle balls, but not like this.
This is the haunted mansion where I’m currently watching this baseball game.