It’s Here! The Thursday Night Special

My most beloved Thursday Night Special was Molson Canadian on tap and 5 cent wings. God, such a long time ago! Speaking of, there’s going to be a wing shortage here in The Canada because we import megatons upon megatons of wings from Brazil and there’s a moratorium that will last until about March, my protein guy is telling me. Oof!

Is it just me or is the most intriguing/unexpected/curious football season in quite some time? It’s a heady mixture of upsets, blowouts, teams getting their comeuppance, injuries, weird games, the football Gods reigning fire upon squadoos-it’s all there and I expect more because I’m greedy and selfish.

Flotsam and Jetsam:

-Marshawn Kneeland apparently took his life at the age of 24. Perhaps it’ll come out later but I don’t much care about the reason. As WCS says, “Hug those closest to you”-you just never know what your fellow human is thinking and when you might make a difference.

-WHOA, there: The Cards Bidwell asks his coaching staff, “Which one of you think Kyler is our starting QB? Take a step forward. Not so fast, Gannon!” Murray all of a sudden has a Brissett-related lingering injury and has been thrown on the IR heap.

-Giving Back is Important: There’s no doubt that given his recent play Rico Dowdle is hitting all kinds of incentive bonuses right out of the park. So it’s nice to know that he feels the need to give almost $15k to The Players Assistance Trust which helps out retired players. Awww, that’s sweet.

To The Game!

Raiders/Broncos:

-Denver is favored by a healthy 9 points and if Nix is on that margin should be in the rear view mirror by halftime.

-Say hello to Tre Tucker of the Raiders, with Meyers being traded he’s their new #1 wideout in this offense. “Surely you jest, scotchy-who’s he?” Well, that’s the thing-a quick scan of their moribund wr room will identify 33 yr old Tyler Lockett or Jack Bech (5 grabs in his last 5 games) so there you are. No wonder Geno isn’t worth the donkey he rode in on.

-The big question for the Broncos is who will be covering the man-god that is Brock Bowers, the only consistent offensive weapon that the Raiders have. The sharp guys tell me it will be a combo of inside backer and safety but I can’t spell their names.

-Coach Loose Change is currently 16th on the all-time win list (173) which isn’t bad given that he spent 10 seasons at USC.

-Them Broncs lead the league with 40 sacks distributed among 14 players.

-There were concerns that cornerback Riley Moss would be hung out to dry playing opposite Surtain (that’s code for He’s White!) but he’s acquitted himself well and has 10 pass breakups already.

Hey, there’s a Mandatory Sunday morning. See you there.

 

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rockingdog

Found a funny:

Right about now, the honk shoo brother

rockingdog

I kinda want to have this be a sticker so that i can buy like 25 and put them on random telephone polls in the city

That would be Rocking! 🇺🇸

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

If unemployment continues to spiral you will see Luigi copycats coming out of the woodwork in short order.

blaxabbath

Is it illegal to pledge a $100 donation every time the Rams kicker misses or a a funny killshot(s) is recovered with #raidernation stamped on the casing?

blaxabbath

I’m from white upper middle class upbringing. I dont think many here — maybe brick/dok/sill, the other sophisticateds — would think many of my tastes far beyond reasonable enjoyment. For example, I’ve not had the time/means/opportunity/access to even have recorded dozens of documented trips to Epstein Island in law enforcement files.

Also, I understand things cost different amounts in different places. And different families have different needs. And also the collective we share an enormous communal obligation to many tangible infrastructure maintainance issues.

$100million for the average family of four is enough money. Not annually. No way I can ever figure how I could spend that much money without: (1) investing; (2) wasting; or (3) operating a business. I dont know what constitutes a meaningful life but, outside those hours, I just don’t see the opportunities to consume that many resources.

Maybe we need to go back to cash and print an expiration date on every bill so it stops rotting in the vine.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I used to think I might have Seasonal Affective Disorder, but then I realized that my dark feelings around this time of year coincide quite well with the curtain being drawn on the Raiders’ season, so maybe it’s actually that. We need for them to have a good year to put it to the test. So I guess it’ll just have to remain a mystery for the forseeable future.

Doktor Zymm

Didn’t you live in the southern hemisphere? If it still happened there then it’s Raiders

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It was at a lower latitude, so the changes in day length weren’t as significant.

WCS

Denver’s first seven-game winning streak since 2015, which simultaneously seems far too long ago, yet feels like has happened several times this decade already.

Mandala effect? WEIRD? Do we get hazard pay for experiencing that?

Doktor Zymm

No pay, just a free DVD of Shazam and a Berenstein Bears book

WCS

I was never aware of the Shazam thing.
Ka-Zam with Shaq I knew because Derrick up the street had a copy on VHS.

I still refuse the Berenstain Bears thing is real. My brother and I had two dozen of those books between us… This doesn’t freak or weird me out like it does to others. It pisses me off. I KNOW those bloody books….

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Doktor Zymm

I ordered a special and I guessed the cost was about 4x what it actually was, nice surprise lol!

Doktor Zymm

I don’t know why I keep doing the lol thing, it’s annoying even while I’m doing it

Mr. Ayo

lol

Horatio Cornblower

lmao, even

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The most Raider thing possible about this blocked punt is the guy on the second level looking back at the last blocker and pointing to one of the Broncos on his side, as if to say “this guy here is unaccounted for, you need to block him.” And the last blocker is like “nah, fuck that shit, imma chip this dude coming up the middle.”

https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/1oqju49/highlight_blocked_punt_by_skinner_puts_denver_in/

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

Just getting in from my game. Did I miss anything
/sees TNF score; nope

SonOfSpam

It was somehow worse than the score would indicate.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The score doesn’t do it justice. Just terrible, terrible football.

BeefReeferLives

Good to see TNF getting back to it’s roots.

fleshwound_NPG

the chiefs are not currently in a playoff position, but a team that can barely beat the raiders only 10-7, at home, are. and are leading the division.

that the chiefs are in.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Yeah, that ain’t gonna last.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I don’t think the Raiders are tanking but man do they look like they’re tanking.

BeefReeferLives

Nice. For that special someone:

“Celebrate each day of December until Christmas with a 50mL bottle of Malört”

https://shop-liquor.malort.com/products/2025-malort-advent-calendar

Sharkbait

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WCS

This is about a RAAAAAIIIIIDDDAAAHHHHHHSSSSS loss to a hated division rival as THE SHIELD will allow in today’s game.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I refused to watch this game, have we covered AB’s extradition yet?

https://www.tmz.com/2025/11/06/antonio-brown-custody-extradited-attempted-murder/

Horatio Cornblower

I read “retired wide receiver” as “retarded wide receiver” and thought “that’s pretty fucking mean, but I’m not going to say they’re wrong.”

fleshwound_NPG

jeff bezos paying a quazillion dollars to broadcast a 10-7 nfl game on thursday night on the internet

no grand jury would NOT convict, if they didnt kill him first

fleshwound_NPG

meanwhile that is the only football game (thanks disney/youtube) i can watch right now, if i wanted to, which i dont

but if i was a true sicko i would rather be watching the jv football on espn2

which i cannot

BeefReeferLives

Fuck both ESPN and YouTube. Greedy bastards.

WCS

I haven’t been able to pay the utmost attention to this. I know the Donks WOO have a great defense. Are the Raiders offensive line that horrific?

Also,

SHA’NKLOR MELTS YOUR STEEL PETEY BOY PRAISE HER

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Yes. It’s one of the reasons why everyone questioned the Jeanty pick.

Doktor Zymm

His really nice run that was brought back for some dude holding way far from the play was very Raiders

Mr. Ayo

Nailed It!

— B. Walsh

Redshirt

At least Geno could still run.

Redshirt

This is why Geno Smith is still around after all these years.

King Hippo

Fucking Herbstriet trying to act like that ball was well-thrown, too.

King Hippo

I’m glad that the Demmycrats won so that the jewelry ads can be all interracial gender-queer polyamoUrous triads again!

litre_cola

I’m sorry, but I am no physiologist or whatever. Brother rolls his ankle and wrenches his knee and you put him on the bike??? Is Dr. Davi d Cha o the dr there?

King Hippo

Could be a torn quad too, 2 b FARE

Redshirt

Trying to move the ankle without putting weight on it.

Sharkbait

Evanescense bumper music? High school sophomore Sharkbait approves.

Redshirt

QB Coach: “I know you’re in excruciating pain, but do you have time to discuss the plays from the last drive?
Geno Smith: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”
QB Coach: “Is that a yes or a no?”

Redshirt

I can see by that non-call on that Roughing the Passer that BLEERGH has money on Denver.

King Hippo

Gee whillikers, that’s a late hit even in 1978

Redshirt

Don’t worry. The NFL will issue a fine. That’ll make it fair.

King Hippo

Did keep ’em out of FG range, at least. Which is good for humanity.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The NFL has a different rulebook for the Raiders. Quite literally.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6Av2nlmYsg

Redshirt

Seeing Pete Carroll in Raiders gear just…looks…wrong!

Jimbo

The silver reminds him of the twin towers.

Jimbo

GloriUs Tie is a possibility.

Redshirt

Direct Quote from YouTube Creator: “Its 13:07 left in the– (laughing) Oh, God, there’s thirteen minutes left in this game.”

Tom Grossi may be regretting his career choice.

King Hippo

unless we go to Extra Time at 10-10

King Hippo

I think Vegas has a BLEERGH on every single kick return

Redshirt

Who stops on an Out Route?!

King Hippo

Yeah, just chuck a jump ball into double coverage 50 yards downfield. THAT is what the situation calls for.

Redshirt

That’s on the receiver. If he doesn’t stop and pretend to be a Center Fielder, he catches that ball and get chased down inside the Redzone.

King Hippo

Hey, you and ur FACTS. I am high as balls here.

litre_cola

The line is 9.5. Fuck, of course.

Redshirt

I also need a Nix TD to hit a parlay. Lovely night for a Heel Turn.

King Hippo

oh don’t worry, Fatty McGoo will still be calling deep shots every play

litre_cola

Need a Sutton td, lets collaborate and synergize.

Sharkbait

Troy Franklin Delano Bluth please.

Redshirt

I can work with that. And a Brock Bowers garbage time TD for a Mega Happy Ending (non-Kraft version).

King Hippo

They should make a Fantastic Four-gy movie, liven up this dumb superhero shit

Redshirt

(JR voice) Good God, King! That’s Kenny Pickett’s music!

King Hippo

You think it can’t get sub-Geno…

litre_cola

I am a Pickett fan. Was great for my Iggles last year when called upon.

Mr. Ayo

This is quite the TNF fixture of puppy abortions. But at least no one’s gotten maimed.

Oh wait, RIP Geno.

King Hippo

Meh, he can still walk. Just not very well!

WCS

This is living up to traditional TNF offerings. We got to November before reverting to the mean, at least!

Clearly shaping up to be the next in Perna’s never-ending series of bad life choices, so looking forward to that! And that’s if the Donks WOOO even win…

King Hippo

This is Old Skool Jags/Tits coloUr rush

Mr. Ayo

Don’t take Bonix if you’re allergic to Bonix. Bonix may cause heartburn and abdominal pain. In rarer, more serious cases, it can cause severe bone, joint, or muscle pain and atypical bone fractures

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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Redshirt

Hey, we’ve reached double-digits!

King Hippo

INSURMOUNTABLE LEAD

litre_cola

Sutton TD plz

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I tuned in to this game for a few minutes because I don’t care if the Raiders lose because it makes Kansas City less likely to win the division, but I turned it off because they just aren’t any fun to watch. They just suck, top to bottom.

litre_cola

Dwarfratio is their running back though!

Horatio Cornblower

I am once again not watching Thursday Night Football, and I am richer for it. “What are you doing instead?” you don’t ask, clearly sick of my bullshit and rightly so.

Mrs. Horatio bought me an actual record player for Xmas and I’ve been working my way through a bunch of old records. It’s been a lot more fun since a friend of mine tipped me that a quarter on top of the needle will smooth out the bumps in those 40-year-old LPs you stored in the attic, like a moron.

Here’s The Three O’Clock with ‘Spun Gold’ a song I can still recall my friend Heather dancing wildly to in my dorm room one fine night, keeping time on my legs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92bDWSSTJuo

God bless women with good taste in music and debatable taste in men.

ballsofsteelandfury

BALLS TO THE FACE PART DEUX!!

litre_cola

El Blocko has entered the chat. He has escaped ICE for 2025.

Mr. Ayo

This is why you have to be judicious when lubing up your sex dwarf

SonOfSpam

But you really want him getting used to that? How is he supposed to build callouses?

Horatio Cornblower

Jesus, Spam, the union’s gonna have your ass in a sling, and not in a fun way either.

SonOfSpam

Stupid unions. We need to go back to the good ol Triangle Shirtwaist days.

Horatio Cornblower

Back when men were men and women were crisped bits of toast.

SonOfSpam

Much easier to dispose of when they’re pre-cremated.

King Hippo

And you can go down to the docks and just grab a fresh replacement off the boat! Maybe doesn’t speak English but who cares what it THINKS?

Horatio Cornblower

Just chuck ’em in the Housatonic, but do it quick before the EPA gets invented.

LemonJello

Big man interception return!

King Hippo

Bucky Badger announced they are bringing Fickell back, too. Such a night of DERP.

Mr. Ayo

WTF was that Payton?

You don’t need trick plays against a shit team.

King Hippo

It’s not about WINNING, just have to show everyone what a CLEVER BOI ur

WCS

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“Oh, we need a bounce-back after a horrific collapse, AND my longest and archest rival just did something never before done? Kay.”

Sharkbait

What’s it like to win a game at home?

SonOfSpam

Everyone see the Empath-in-Chief today?

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litre_cola

His version of don’t ask don’t tell.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I thought that policy was called “another wonderful secret kept”.

litre_cola

I made what I thought was a good joke, you sir, destroyed me. Amazing.

King Hippo

Brilliant!

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6785121/2025/11/06/paul-depodesta-colorado-rockies-cleveland-browns/

In a stunning career shift, Paul DePodesta soon will leave the Cleveland Browns to become the Colorado Rockies’ head of baseball operations, according to sources briefed on the move.
DePodesta, the analytics whiz depicted by Jonah Hill in the movie “Moneyball,” spent 10 often tumultuous seasons as the Browns’ chief strategy officer. The Browns are 56-99-1 since bringing on DePodesta, who was hired in Jan. 2016 with the franchise arguably in worse shape than it is now.

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WCS

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SonOfSpam

The Rockies are kinda the Browns of MLB, so it adds up.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I like his strategy; join a franchise at their absolute nadir, and then surf the regression to the mean to the next (hopefully higher-paying) gig.

WCS

It sorta-kinda worked for Baker…

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“That turd looked bigger before.”

Unsurprised

I hope whoever came up with the Allstate Don’t Settle Moment dies choking on all the dicks.

Sharkbait

Nah, death is too extreme. Make them wear shoes with lego insoles.

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