It’s Here! The Thursday Night Special

My most beloved Thursday Night Special was Molson Canadian on tap and 5 cent wings. God, such a long time ago! Speaking of, there’s going to be a wing shortage here in The Canada because we import megatons upon megatons of wings from Brazil and there’s a moratorium that will last until about March, my protein guy is telling me. Oof!

Is it just me or is the most intriguing/unexpected/curious football season in quite some time? It’s a heady mixture of upsets, blowouts, teams getting their comeuppance, injuries, weird games, the football Gods reigning fire upon squadoos-it’s all there and I expect more because I’m greedy and selfish.

Flotsam and Jetsam:

-Marshawn Kneeland apparently took his life at the age of 24. Perhaps it’ll come out later but I don’t much care about the reason. As WCS says, “Hug those closest to you”-you just never know what your fellow human is thinking and when you might make a difference.

-WHOA, there: The Cards Bidwell asks his coaching staff, “Which one of you think Kyler is our starting QB? Take a step forward. Not so fast, Gannon!” Murray all of a sudden has a Brissett-related lingering injury and has been thrown on the IR heap.

-Giving Back is Important: There’s no doubt that given his recent play Rico Dowdle is hitting all kinds of incentive bonuses right out of the park. So it’s nice to know that he feels the need to give almost $15k to The Players Assistance Trust which helps out retired players. Awww, that’s sweet.

To The Game!

Raiders/Broncos:

-Denver is favored by a healthy 9 points and if Nix is on that margin should be in the rear view mirror by halftime.

-Say hello to Tre Tucker of the Raiders, with Meyers being traded he’s their new #1 wideout in this offense. “Surely you jest, scotchy-who’s he?” Well, that’s the thing-a quick scan of their moribund wr room will identify 33 yr old Tyler Lockett or Jack Bech (5 grabs in his last 5 games) so there you are. No wonder Geno isn’t worth the donkey he rode in on.

-The big question for the Broncos is who will be covering the man-god that is Brock Bowers, the only consistent offensive weapon that the Raiders have. The sharp guys tell me it will be a combo of inside backer and safety but I can’t spell their names.

-Coach Loose Change is currently 16th on the all-time win list (173) which isn’t bad given that he spent 10 seasons at USC.

-Them Broncs lead the league with 40 sacks distributed among 14 players.

-There were concerns that cornerback Riley Moss would be hung out to dry playing opposite Surtain (that’s code for He’s White!) but he’s acquitted himself well and has 10 pass breakups already.

Hey, there’s a Mandatory Sunday morning. See you there.

 

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Doktor Zymm

On my way to Kumiko where I will be 20 minute early for my 9:30 pm reservation!

SonOfSpam

“Kumiko” – Ethiopian or German? Either way, enjoy the pasta!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That was the name of a character in a play I wrote 25 years ago!

Redshirt

Thank you, armpunt!

jjfozz

Even on my worst night in the worst bar at 1 in the morning, i didn’t have this many bad passes

Unsurprised

At least you threw the passes

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Jimbo

Bo-nerception!

King Hippo

And that, somehow, was a half of PROFESSIONAL football

litre_cola

You guys play with your food.

Redshirt

Scores can be single-digits?!

Doktor Zymm

And the Raiders at their most cromulent probably won’t even go into halftime with a lead. That tracks

WCS

Toddling me way into work. Ovie and the Crapitals (see what I did there?) used the second period for all they could. We are tied, 3-up in the second intermission.

This is why hawkey is awesome.
Apparently, WVU just defeated the Fightin’ Campbells Soups, er, Cigarettes, wait no… Camels, there we go, too.

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jjfozz

High school game in the city had to be called due to a fight that ended in gunfire. Fuck my hometown.

Doktor Zymm

At least no one got hantavirus from a rat this time

King Hippo

YET

litre_cola

What the fuck?

jjfozz

Happened last year too, same school. They were playing my son’s school. People just busted for the exits. My best friend was there and said it was scary as hell.

litre_cola

I don’t know what to say. That is so foreign to me. I grew up in more knifey knifey and fisty fisty.

Redshirt

The YouTube creator I’m listening to is a Broncos fan who is descending into a profanity laden breakdown. I’m assuming it’s like watching this game with Hippo.

Redshirt

With your permission, I’m going to start making pro-Trump comments, because everything I say backfires on me the instant I click “Post Comment”.

Doktor Zymm

Worth a try!

Redshirt

Why would the Raiders take their best player out of the game? And yes, I’m referring to the Punter.

litre_cola

Dude has been money tonight.

LemonJello

Is the Donks punter trying to get cut?

Mr. Ayo

This has to be deliberate. Check the betting props.

jjfozz

“I haven’t had my period in a few months, but I feel it coming.”

Batten down the fucking hatches, boys. Storm’s a comin’.

LemonJello

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King Hippo

You guys could really use another baby to add to the chaos

jjfozz

We have three boys, I always wanted a girl. My wife threatened to murder me if I knocked her up.

Mr. Ayo

IN-COM-PLETE!

jjfozz

Rank these drummers:

Moon
Pert
Bonham

LemonJello

That’s like asking someone to rank their favorite child bourbon.

Bonham
Pert
Moon

I will not be taking questions.

jjfozz

my son and I have had many interesting conversations about this. Gimme Moon.

litre_cola

Fozz, I come in peace, and am no Foo Fighters fan, but Dave Grohl with QOTSA was fucking unreal. Had he continued drumming other than a lead singer and adulterer, he would be the best.

Pert
Bonham
Moon

jjfozz

Grohl comes up a lot in the conversations with my son about drummers. He is up there

BugEyedBoo

Somebody on youtube was trying to sell the idea that Moon was a lead drummer.

Anyway,

Peart
Bonham
Moon

SonOfSpam

Gonna be the only one so far to rate Bonham 3rd, and I love Zeppelin

Peart
Moon
Bonham

SonOfSpam

Unless Fozz rated him last, which he may have?

BeefReeferLives

I though it was that Entwhisle was lead bass while Pete played rhythm guitar…

Bogdanski

Yeah, moonie and the ox really drove that band. It was disappointing when they kept going after Keith died but pretty unforgivable after John died. And as far as dead drummers go, at least Zeppelin and Rush have / will be touring solely with their old stuff in a sort of reverent way, I never got the from the Who

Horatio Cornblower

None of them can touch Buddy Rich and Charlie Watts needs to be on the list just for the time Mick Jagger called his hotel room and demanded that “his” drummer come up and party with him, so Watts came up and, when Jagger opened the door, punched him in the face and said “I’m not your drummer.”

Bogdanski

“You’re MY singer!”

Bogdanski

And who had Carlie Watts first in the Rolling Stones deadpool? I get that with global warming we need to consider what kind of world we’re leaving for Keith Richards, but Charlie seemed like the best / most level-headed of them all

jjfozz

I’m here to watch the Donks lose cause I hate the crowd chant of incomplete. That is all.

Doktor Zymm

Some fine punting and unusual penalty calls making this game especially Thursdayish

Redshirt

Two punts to the 1? This guy is earning his paycheck this week!

jjfozz

Do the Raiders still pay their players with ludes, coke, hookers, and favors from the mob?

King Hippo

All BLEERGH’s children are great, but the greatest of these is OPI

Don T

PAÑUELO jeje

King Hippo

thank fuck for Geno

King Hippo

I may have to change shirts before HT, and that’s just poor form

LemonJello

Better than having to change your shorts.

King Hippo

pretty impressive to punt that far, considering he kicked off his ANKLE

LemonJello

SHAN’KHLOR getting into fucking with punters now?

litre_cola

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King Hippo

sigh….one of THOSE nights

litre_cola

You are the most fuck around team. Then you will win in the 4th by 2

King Hippo

play with our food, every FOOKIN WEEK

Mr. Ayo

#5thPill

King Hippo

(this indeed is already the state of affairs)

King Hippo

Bo Nix is the girl with the golden curl.

Don T

The crew cut was a hazing that stuck

King Hippo

1) Fuller brush salesman
2) Marine on leave
3) Mormon missionary
4) Serial killer

YOU MAKE TEH CALL!

Don T

3

Jimbo

Raiduhhs competence? It is the blurst of times.

Redshirt

You can’t choke away a lead without getting a lead?

Doktor Zymm

Sometimes they can fake it, but they never make it

Mr. Ayo

How tall is Jeanty? He looks like Lowratio out there.

Don T

Like a slender Maurice Jones Drew

King Hippo

Think they said 5’6″? What is the heoght maximum for sex dwarves?

Mr. Ayo

That’s gotta start with a 4 at worst.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Yeah any taller than that and it’s a sex elf.

Horatio Cornblower

You guys seem to have a pretty good knowledge of the union rules. Am I not the only one with a sex dwarf?

litre_cola

Mrs. Cola says he is miniature, he says he is 6 feet tall on the dating app but is 5 feet tall.

litre_cola

I am so happy that Redshirt is on the Gamblor train, now if we could only get teh hippo back aboard.

Redshirt

Mostly it’s me learning how to bet smart and figuring out that the suggested bets in the betting app are not the best options.

litre_cola

HE HAS A SYSTEM!

Every time I have bet on the Cowboys this season they have lost/not covered. I will continue to bet 20 CAD a game on the Cowboys.

Horatio Cornblower

Buddy, I don’t think it’s you…

litre_cola

NOt religious so this is my tit he. He tit? Whatever, gimme my wine.

King Hippo

I kept waiting for the flame to re-ignite in me (cold, ded) heart, but it do nae

Doktor Zymm

I’m in Chicago so I put a couple stupid bets on the Sunday games!

litre_cola

zymm, (and now Spam) I like our now yearly NFC bet right now.

Redshirt

Why again can’t we have these jerseys all the time?

SonOfSpam

(sigh) For the eleventh time, because you touch yourself at night.

litre_cola

He touched himself 11 times in one night? That is a raw session.

Redshirt

Yes, but in my defense I had infected poison oak over my entire body.

Mr. Ayo

Coffin corner kick! C’mon Safety Dance!

Mr. Ayo

Also, happy birthday Kaylee. I’ve got your present gift wrapped right here.

Redshirt

Safety Gods demand a sacrifice.

King Hippo

I bet ol’ Petey doesn’t respect wood.

Doktor Zymm

No reason to respect anything jet fuel can burn through!

Doktor Zymm

Raiders black does NAWT make Chip Kelly look slimmer

King Hippo

aye, ‘twould take a girdle of the strongest steel alloy

Don T

Gotta be ass to chest for full cylinder

Gatoraids

Seahawk uniforms would make Chip look slimer tho

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WCS

Wow, and Geno gets to embarrass himself and WVU on TNF! Busy night for the Yinzer.

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King Hippo

that sure be one snazzy helmet

Don T

Evening. I got some epitelial cells on Donks K (woo!) snd RAIIIIIII DUUUUUURS Tre Tucker (nooo😠

Gumbygirl

Lol, we asked our Uber driver to take us to Mar a Lardo so we could pee on the rug, and he told us he was ‘in the capitol” on Jan 6. So that was a no.

Doktor Zymm

Eep!

Redshirt

So? That just means he’s not at Mar-A-Lago so security will be lower.

IF YOU ARE EASILY GROSSED OUT, DON’T READ ON

Sneak in. Poop in the back corner of his closet. Put some bedbugs into his bed. Pee in his toilet and drop his toothbrush and combs in the bowl.

WCS

While you’re there, grab a box or seven of classified documents as souvenirs!

Doktor Zymm

Read that again, the driver was an insurrectionist and thus NAWT supportive of doing a Nov 6th

Redshirt

Ah, then call ICE and have him learn a lesson about irony. What? He’s a citizen? ICE won’t care.

Gumbygirl

Heavy accent, I’m guessing Cuban.

BeefReeferLives

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Redshirt

I gotta a good feeling about this one!

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WCS

Redshirt this past Sunday:

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Life:
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Redshirt

No actually Williams ironically bailed me out.

Then the Cowboys rode into town…

litre_cola

I have Crosby Sack, Nix + 10 yds rushing, Over 39.5 in one parlay.

Sutton ATD, Raiders +9.5, Jeanty ATD in another.

Redshirt

I didn’t want to reload until I get paid and I figured I pay off my car completely rather than give it to GAMBLOR. I played it safe-ish.

Bo 2TD passes.
Bo INT
Geno INT

Plus, all three in a parlay.

One hits, I get half bet back. Two hits, get who bet back. All hits, I got my bankroll for Weekend without having to reload.

litre_cola

Heading to Mexico with the fam on Sunday, need to get my bets in because I will be geolocked. I am sure some fine upstanding gentleman will take my wagers for the following weekend. Win either of those parlays it will pay for my weekend of gambling.

Before anyone says it my site blocks VPN’s because they are an legal upstanding garden shed in Latvia.

King Hippo

surely, Dick will take ye and Deci to a donkey show?

litre_cola

He has never been to Mexico or an all inclusive. Mrs. Cola made the smart move to share a room with Deci and Nana BC, while leaving BC Dick and I in our own room.

ballsofsteelandfury

Um, sports betting is legal in Mexico….

Gumbygirl

I could bet this month’s electric bill. Thanks to the California Climate Credit, it was $3.65.

WCS

Crosby strikes again, PPG again 2-0
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Redshirt

This is going to be a long bye week. Also, Zac Taylor is a better coach. He’s shit as a play caller but Marvin Lewis was shit at halftime adjustments and playoff games.

We’d lose to the Raiders by a touchdown and the Ravens by two touchdowns in the Wild Card round.

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King Hippo

I’d need to first hear Zac’s thoghts on carboat

King Hippo

I have Troy Franklin AND Dobbins starting in Maths tonight. This worries fantasy me.

I have Bowers in Vodka (and understand how our safeties “tackle”). This worries meatspace me.

litre_cola

Is Surtain playing?

litre_cola

NVM just saw it.

King Hippo

pretty sure he went on IR

litre_cola

This 100 percent will be a Raider +9.5 cover because it makes no sense.

Redshirt

This season has been weirder than usual on Thursdays.

Mr. Ayo

That’s how I bet it. So maybe not.

WCS

Richard Sherman “joking” around with Pete Carroll pregame with a look in his eyes that screams MURDERDEATHKILL.

Impressed his eye didn’t involuntarily twitch..

Redshirt

That’s my biggest pet peeve, someone being an annoying prick and then going “just joking”, like that instantly absolves what you said.

Doktor Zymm

Just tells you that someone is an asshole with a shitty sense of humor instead of only an asshole

WCS

Sherman’s descendants for generations will not stop until the end the Carroll bloodline.

WCS

99th all-time match-up of Crosby v. Ovi.

Sid scores on the PP, 1-0 13:23 1st

AND WVU men’s hoops plays Campbell. The first double-header of the season!
Nobody cares but me.

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King Hippo

Campbell beat NC State when I was an undergrad. I was there. I wish that either or both elements of that was not true.

King Hippo

I hope AB uses the Sideshow Bob defense. Nobel prize for ATTEMPTED chemistry??

Redshirt

“Terrible. Now everyone will know I failed to get the job done.”
– Wednesday Addams / Antonio Brown

Doktor Zymm

I agree it’s been an interesting season, although I could do without all the injuries that involve limbs getting ripped off. They don’t really seem to be enforcing the ban on hip drop tackles very well so this’ll keep happening. Also would be great if they imposed higher standards for field quality, but that would require the owners to regulate themselves into spending more money so it’ll never happen.

Right around halftime I’ll be heading out to a reservation at a fancy Japanese dinner bar, so I’m fine if this game is over by then!

WCS

This conversation is carried over from the last thread, because it’s important, timely, and want as many insights as yinz want to add.

If you hadn’t heard/been awares, Antonio Brown is still very much AB:

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/46874797/ex-nfl-star-antonio-brown-arrested-attempted-murder-charge
https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/antonio-brown-extradited-united-states-attempted-murder-charge-nfl/
https://www.sportingnews.com/ca/nfl/pittsburgh-steelers/news/antonio-brown-arrest-details-extradition-attempted-murder/640b584a10dd47f3f9c20d53

Redshirt had asked if he had been crezzy before the night Burfict liquified parts of AB’s cerebral cortex. This is my response:

Getting there, maybe. He had thrown his stuff off his apartment’s balcony, couple of speeding and reckless driving stops. He had had some minor tiffs in the media. The porch furniture rain was the first real incident that could be considered “violent.”
Nothing that would be indicative of “trouble” trouble. That really did become more noticeable after.

— OR —

They became more widely publicized. It is possible the local Yinzer media turned the other way to early incidents or events that might have happened, but were poo-poo’d by Stillers PR. I can’t rule that out.

Post ends there.

So, while there were some signs, it wasn’t anything that couldn’t be chalked to “asshole wide receiveritis.” One of the cool things he did was find a way to arrive for Training Camp in the most garish way possible. What started as being dropped off in a limo, concluded with a hot air balloon ride.

Couple this latest AB news with what happened in Jerry World today, and it’s not a good time to be working in the NFL’s CTE Studies Department.

Doktor Zymm

They’re finding high school kids with CTE so while one really bad hit could certainly make things worse I suspect it’s too late to trigger anything in an NFL player.

Horatio Cornblower

Kneeland just shot himself to death at age 24 after a traffic stop.

Obviously a lot going on there, but it’s quite possible football just isn’t good for people.

blaxabbath

The NFL should cap experience in their premier league. Then they can effectively cap the whole industry into an amateur status AND churn through more characters.

Redshirt

Bengals fans entering the Bye Week After Only Nine Weeks of Bengalier Than Usual Bullshit (Artistic Interpretation)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIU2aJS9cuM&t=115s&pp=2AFzkAIBygUhaG93IHdpbGwgeW91IGxpdmUgam9obiBkYXkgYnkgZGF5

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