This has the possibility of being a good game and there are plenty of fantasy-relevant fellas playing so who knows? Maybe it might be worthwhile getting up early for.
A reminder that the teams on bye are Cincy, (badly needed) Dallas, (badly needed) Tennessee (badly needed) and Kansas City. (I’m sensing a theme)
A historical footnote for you: this fixture is being played in Berlin Olympic Stadium where Jesse James was shot by the coward Robert Ford. In front of Hitler, no less!
To The Game!
Falcons/Colts:
-So which ATL team shows up? The one that hung 34 points on the Commies or the one that scored 10 points on Miami and none vs the Panteros? Like a four year-old with an automatic weapon, there will be absolute bloody mayhem if they figure things out, if they ever do.
-This does look like a bounceback game for Indy if they can avoid another six turnover game. Jones reverted back to his old Giants self-which everyone was waiting for-but that game was an anomaly. Lost in that loss is the fact that the Steelers needed every one of those turnovers badly because Indy was marching up and down the field.
-Atlanta has lost three straight and during that time Bijan hasn’t rushed for more than 40 yards and is without a TD. It’s all well and good for your fantasy team that Drake London goes off for three scores and 100+ yards but that’s not a winning formula for the Falcons.
-Not helping things is that they may be without both starting guards today.
-Hey, it’s Sauce’s debut today! Do you think he tried the Currywurst with his fries? I’m guessing no. One common thing that I always see when teams go overseas is that, being the philistines that they are (every single one!) players always end up asking where the McDonalds is because their taste buds are as xenophobic as the typical American.
Please include your own currywurst recipe in the comments.
Did Danny Dimes bite somebody?
Football talking heads: “this is real smash mouth football”
When Eli Manning’s slumber party goes bad…
Germans not used to seeing an effective defense late in a campaign.
This quartered backery is the worst thing EVAR to happen in Berlin
So the Clots went all in at the trade deadline only to lose to the dirty birds?
Bold strategy, Cotton.
Raheem Morris be all gimme three steps, Mister!!
Take My Catch Awaaaaaaaaaaaaay, take my catch awaaaaaaaaayyyyyy
Was ist der Haken?
🎶Loove The Drake-ehhh🎶
/slips hack to cookin drankin dungeon
could 29-25 be scorigami?
Nope. Already happened 4 times.
We’re going to subject Germany to a Daniel Jones Two-Minute Drive? What did they ever do to deserve this? Except that thing. And that thing. And that thing. And that thing. And that thing. And that thing. And that thing. And that thing. And that thing. And that thing. And that thing. And that thing. And that thing. And that thing. And that thing. And that thing.
Dimes finally in an offense that can actually compensate for his shortcomings.
Let’s see, I get…Cleveland at NY Jets?
HAVEN’T I SUFFERED ENOUGH THIS SEASON?!
God to Redshirt: “Look, its the same reason every time, plus you’re gonna go blind and have hairy palms if you can’t stop touching yourself.”
Did I tell yinz I’m going to the Stillers/Bolts fiesta tonight? Luxury box seats, baybee! But we didn’t get parking nearby, so I’ll probably get murdered in Inglewood. And Taylor has enough fantasy points, for Chrissakes!
You going to get dinner at Applebees too, fancy lady?
I won’t be dressed up enough for that.
Just take one of the many cheap, convenient, well-funded public transportHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
We got parking, I think it’s in some gangbangers yard.
Well, that’ll make your post-game experience quite lively.
“I’m so sore today! Musta slept wrong.”
-GG, Monday morning
I had that feeling when Dad and I parked in someone driveway at Wrigley. We were joking that we’d be coming back to just the vehicle’s frame and a receipt.
Honestly more likely to find a sloppy drunk chick sleeping in the back
I would never call you “sloppy” Zymm!
You’ll be fine, Inglewood is a lot safer now.
But it’s still up to no good, right?
fo life!
Possibility of snow game in Chicago? That just made the matchup [adjusts beads on abacus for two minutes] 13% more compelling!
Even if it’s not a snow game it’ll be a freezing rain/slush game, verrah NFC North taiga
Chicago Bears ownership moving the team away from the Lake Effect Weather should be ground to forfeit the franchise to the city or the very least the league.
It’s the wrong side of the lake for true lake effect snow, but still better than the gottdammtur suburbs
What the actual fuck is this?
My tv turned by itself to some weird infomercial about the Lost Tribes of Israel. I swear I was nowhere near the remote, and the cat is asleep on my lap.
It’s God telling you that the fate of your eternal soul depends on whether you learn about the Lost Tribes of Israel.
I’m watching football, dude! They’ve been missing for millenia, they can wait until tomorrow morning
Not sure why you’d need an entire documentary to explain why Jews have a lousy sense of direction. smh…
I’m here for the madatorium.
Just kidding. I actually got up to watch the F1 race. lol CLOTS.
Germans watching a game between two cities in Indiana and Georgia signing a song about West Virginia. Huh.
Take me home!
“Vee haf to go home now?”
-half the crowd leaves
Well, they were just following orders.
I’m just here so I don’t get fined
My stream is glitchy so not really following along
Oh and it’s snowing here. Just lightly now and not staying on the roads. It’s a 0 on the waffle house scale
Gonna be 85 here today and about 90 tomorrow. We do not have a clue how to winter.
I may move to Canadia. Is snow ever annoying, or just wonderful and fluffy?
Snow is wonderful, until you include the other drivers who forgot how to drive.
It’s nice at first. But shoveling is one of the steps in purgatory. If you can miss that part it’s good. So, I have a snow blower to make it a bit better
About 15 minutes after it stops snowing all the accumulated snow becomes the alleged color of TEH BEN’s penis and is about as welcome
Penix is so bad. Yet he is winning.
Also kinda describes American governance.
I’ll take things that have been said by Melania for 500 Alex.
$100’s answer is “I feel nothing.”
I know the feeling
— D. Favre
“Some dogs is so stupid!”
Whenever Molly hovers in the kitchen and annoys me I just reach into the freezer for the ice cube tray and she scurries to her cage like a
retarspecial young pup.Bold strategy taking the ball out of Daniel Jones’ hands and running the ball more.
So is Daniel Jones a clownfraud? Many people are saying this.
between Mac and Danny seems Jones failures is becoming a new rich German seasonal tradition
He’s certainly a fraudulent archeologist
He’s 2025 tour is definitely entering the fridge, if you understand what I mean.
He’s already better than Nix, whom I started in lowratio. Asshole.
Yeah, I started him in Freezer Vodka and will probably be beaten by Balls (which is quite a changeup).
Nobody takes a sack-FUMBRE as well as Dimebag
(aaaaannnnndddddd redux)
There is a strong possibility this is the least healthy grocery haul I have ever made. Beer, Malort, ice cream, chips, frozen pizza, and a turkey sandwich (bringing up the average!)
(after having a breakfast of BBQ Chicken Tenders, Macaroni Salad and an Energy Drink)
(scoffs) “Casual.”
Pffft, amateurs. I went to McDonalds.
Malort ice cream you say? [puts finger down back of throat]
Euro-HT gives ample time to shave, shower, and make a cup of coffee. Huzzah!
Slept through the first half, no regerts.
Some of us might be conscientioUs objectors to SNF tonight, too. ANARCHY REIGNS
Yeah, that’s a Meteor Bowl if there ever was one.
TV: “Here’s is the lovely Olympic Stadium in Berlin, Germany, or Olympiastadion in German. Originally planned for the canceled 1916 Summer Olympics, but the plans were personally revived by German Chancellor A-“
Jesse Owens dazzled who? DAZZLED WHO?
Some obscure one-term German Chancellor. Andy Hiller or something.
Somewhere in the MidWest an Andrew Hiller’s ears start burning, burst into flames, and consume his head.
Authorities are baffled.
For some reason the TV in my office is not getting the NFL Network. I take that as a sign that I should get outside in the nice weather and do something (Congress!)
Or I could just flip over to USA and watch AVL v. Bournemouth.
Speaking of Congress doing something, the House hasn’t been in session since the middle of September and they still get pay and benefits. WORK REQUIREMENTS FOR CONGRESS!
I wouldn’t strenuously object to drug testing, either.
Dementia testing, mental acuity testing, and general knowledge testing to weed out the really stupid ones. Current congress would be about 25 members afterwards.
Was proposed by non- brain parasite Kennedy, shot down by Congress, color me shocked.
It’s not looking good for the Cherries.
Look away, Yeah Right. Look away.
Mercifully blessed by the ABC showdown to not have to see the Gators game last night and instead watch sumo while gaming.
Currently losing -1 to 0 in Freezer Vodka. [heavy sigh]
“This game has the possibility of being good” so did my first marriage and about as likely.
Flurries in Chicago! They will make my beer run more magical and miserable! Assuming I ever get temporary pantaloons on for outsiding that is
We’re supposed to hit 80 today.
Contrasts!
Its Cincinnati’s first snowfall of the season, so we’re getting the usual Trace to 2″. (Insert Deanna Favre joke here)
I think the appropriate Deanna joke would be “just like my Honeymoon!”
Overcast here, but the struggle for pants to go pick up provisions for dinner and tasty beverages is real
Compromise. Wear PJ Bottoms. If anyone complains, leave and return in a robe.
Ich bin hier!
Goff @ Washington or
Baker home to the Pats?
Only one has their own nursery song,
Patty cake patty cake baker man
But the Commies secondary consists of slide whistles and chip dust.
Their all-IR team is pretty good!
Is this that stadium?
uh huh
Not sure. Try asking Stephen Miller; he’s familiar with German practices of managing large crowds.
I wish there was a stream with the local commentating team, I caught them doing a London game on Portuguese teevee a couple years back and it was great, they made fun of the English drinking tea at halftime
Currywurst! Ah, ze memories! Although it is really ze many kebab stands mitze best Deutsche street food nowadays
There were so many kebab and donair stands in Barcelona yet I didn’t see that many German tourists.
It’s immigrants, or more accurately refugees. Germany has more of them because Merkel was awesome and let in the most by far
Love the Drake!
¡Palo!
Eunuch-like ball security by Penix.
#PenixFail
¡Presente! Just waiting for infected laptop to finish updates
(TV is muted, but I assume this is Hitler Noo Youth performing an updated, hiphop version of the Horst Wessel song?)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ztm2j7Uzb4c
what is teh deal with German lady’s ginormous coat?
Guten Morgen!
D’Ande Swift’s status earlier in the week was Questionable (personal/groin). Look D’Andre, everyone’s groin is personal, yours is no more special than anyone else’s.
Typical bourgeois hoarder of the means of reproduction
Zee Germans?
Let the Fuhrerbunker Klassiker begin!
I am fading Penix, and as a strategem I was gonna play London and Pitts. Because I didn’t want to risk (either way) Sauce funneling targets away from The Drake. But that would make me bench Oduzne, and that would be an overreaction to last week.
As such, I’ve dropped Pitts and look forward to his monster game and London/Oduzne combining for 4/50.
Is Penix just a lighter skinned Anthony Richardson?
This checks out
On this write-up, I recalled that I have a fantasy roster. It had no Defense so I went against the grain and picked up Indy.
But I see my opponent is Flexing a guy without a photo. I feel like I’m about to get cut down Linsanity style when he rushes for 324 with two TDs, adds a passing TD, a 2-PT conversion reception, and drives the crown of his helmet into a young safety carrying an intercepted pass like a loaf of bread.
Germany should give Marshawn Kneeland the kind of over-the-top celebration of life & his membership in the fraternity of athletic brotherhood that makes Mike Bidwill’s Cardinals Charlie Kirk’s #Content look like a high school morning news production.
Donald Trump: “I’m gonna rape that high school — [ANOTHER stroke].”