Did you expect a Chicken Soup with Rice reference?
It’s been a bit windy. And by “a bit,” I mean holy shit it’s felt like non-stop wind for the last, like, 2-3 weeks. Yesterday it was mid-30s temperature, but thanks to the 25 mph wins, it felt like 15°. Like, “Oh shit, do we want to go out in this to get lunch?” I mean, Senorita Weaselo and I did, but it was a trek and definitely meant red curry for me. Which was lovely, I’m a big fan of Thai red curry, even over green curry for flavor purposes.
And then I got curry katsu tonight from my favorite Japanese place as I was taken to dinner against my will since tomorrow’s my birthday! It’s also Maestro’s birthday, and he’s on Concertmaster Watch! (I have no idea what Lady Maestro’s actual due date is, but it would be hilarious and adorable if it were also tomorrow, and then we may have to alter little Brady’s name to Maestro, Jr. on principle of same day. But we’ll find out!)
What’s on the telly?
All the Madison Square Garden teams vs. Florida teams. (NYR @ TB-ESPN, NYK vs. ORL-TNT)
College basketball (FS1 has Milwaukee vs. noted football powerhouse Indiana and then the battle of Nebraska, Creighton vs. Nebraska! ESPN2 has Toledo vs. Miami… Ohio. TruTV has the Fightin’ Rememberance of Sister Jeans vs. the Fightin’ Lowratios!
Hockey also has that more dastardly hockey team taking on Connor and… the Bedards. (NJ vs. CHI, 9:30, TNT)
We’re at word count, so I’m gonna go digest and/or eat my matcha cheesecake. It’s really good, and the family Weaselo does not know what they’re missing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xA8G6omkAwI
Found a funny:
epstein in dozens of pieces of written documentation: the presidential candidate my best friend loves coming over to my house for the young girls i rent
reporters: we are getting closer to busting this thing wide open
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnH_FGcGRvk&list=PLIwM2W7e60ZO6YfRp1xl3nSMWjdbiuUtp&index=8
Awesome, overlooked Pearl Jam item. From 2003’s Riot Act. The zeitgiest of post-9/11 to pre-Iraq invasion.
Litre is in bed. I am back at the Mexican resort bar. I hate travel. I will never do this again but it is fun.
And I gt the hookup night one so I’m on house money now
Doors and Flying Open Canadia Contingent In Mexico
Canadians in Mexico – What Damage Can They Do!
Go see Bugonia
Folks, it’s a movie. Not a country.
Just saving Dok the reply post.
Oh yeah. I’m deffo going
5-3 win at hockey tonight wooooo
You let in three? Take a lap.
I maintain the second one shouldn’t have counted. They definitely kicked it in.
I’m not a hockey expert, but one of your teammates definitely should have taken off his skate and stabbed someone.
6-3 loss at tennis tonight. My partner dragged us down but he was way too hard on himself about it. There were plenty of shots I could have put away without letting them extend the point (and plenty that I just plain missed). The important thing is that everybody had fun.
I’m a bit burnt out on cheesecake, it’s almost always too dense and I’m sick of it. It is absolutely possible to make light and fluffy cheesecake and we should raise our standards!
That being said, matcha would certainly go part of the way towards making up for being overly dense, and if it is fluffy AND matcha then that’s a winner.
I make a fluffy cheesecake that is delicious
Thank you for setting a good example for other cheesecake makers!
Also, please bring a truckful of cheesecakes to the clubhouse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1QfjHZ2isU
Don’t hold your breath
(I’m open to batching cocktails for the clubhouse though)
I’ll have the freezer vodka, sir.
Easiest batched cocktail ever
I want to fluff you like an animal.
[is speaking to your cheesecake]
Basque cheesecake FTW.
Watching the new Frankenstein. Fucking phhhhht. Question though. Can Frankenstein get a boner, since all of his other parts work? Also, did his creator give him an extra long schlong?
was covered in the Schwanstucker cut
I mean, given that he’s made out of stitched-together parts, why wouldn’t you just stitch two schlongs together so he’s double the fun?
I guess it would depend if he has blood or not. Or could his member be engorged with something else? Ichor maybe?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXqWdF0L4F4
Watchin’ Death By Lightning?
Sidenote: If you’re being portrayed in biopic by Matthew Macfadyen, ya done fucked up.
https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/46947108/tigers-tarik-skubal-repeats-al-cy-young-award-winner
Who does he win his first World Series with?
If he Frank Grimes during a weekly meeting where Ben Cherrington again wins “FUNPLOYEE BUCCO OF THE MONTH” after managing to cut payroll another $23 million, I would not be surprised.
Based on the current timeline, the fahken Sawx!
The Angels!
/drinks more paint thinner
//toasts Jayne Mansfield, who’s sitting next to me
///remembers to be sensitive about asking for head
Maybe if you’re nice, she’ll invite you into her Pink Palace.
/ nice? Spam?
//don’t bogart that paint thinner, I’m not nearly wasted enough!
Serious answer: the Los Angeles Dodgers
This is the head of the FBI:
He has eyes on everything! Or at least two things at once.
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I believe RFK Jr is a little more fond of injectables.
Yea, that was meant for the FBI guy.
the look when that fart had just a little more than air
https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/46944587/msu-hit-3-yr-probation-14-wins-3-seasons-vacated
Remember when Sparty gave this guy $90 million?!
Yes! About time they get Michigan…’s younger, more stupider brother?!
So how are Maestro and the Weasel celebrating their birthdays? Non music answers only. Please.
Uhhh… time with Senorita Weaselo after a rehearsal for a concert we’re playing Sunday?
Incorrect.
Annoying the living shit out of everyone? Oh wait, you meant Senor Weaselo, not “The Weasel”.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bek-avzjOY
Well, just got the order to come back to work.
I am so disillusioned with this fucking government that I’m not sure I want to keep working here.
Guess I’ll polish up the resume and see what options there, maybe in the Raleigh area?
Man — talk about having a boss you absolutely hate…
Funeral followed by lunch with big glasses o’ rye.
Home to speak to both sisters and mother who are embroiled in a stupid family battle.
Buy bourbon
Buy dinner for family (after 15 minute conversation of “well, what do you want?”)
Conversation with son about God’s influence on our lives (fucking what?)
Home. More bourbon.
I’m going to downtown Baltimore and buy heroin
Maybe he meant the Holy Spirit
So, just another Wednesday in Bawlmer.
Condolences, though. For real.
Wednesday evening seems like an odd time for a theological debate.
No major religion has chosen Wednesday as its holy day. Coincidence? Or a demon-stration that Wednesdays are evil?? YOU BE THE JUDGE!
Ash Wednesday frowns, kicks a rock, and sullenly walks away.
I hear the Greyhound station is good for that, plus you can catch a ride to somewhere else that’s equally trashy
Sup
I love most Indian & Thai curries, but find Japanese curry kinda meh.
What’s your favorite curry? Had a really good jungle curry recently.
Massaman curry hits the spot. curry and fries also needs to be on more menus
In general, I’d say Thai red curry hits the sweet spot of heat and flavor for me. Japanese curry has the warmth of it even if not the spice.
Also this is Persona’s fault.

love the Beneath the Mask loops to concentrate at work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uq7kyf1T_lk
Specifically on the Nocturnes bottom of the 9th/losing playlist in addition to “No Sleep Till Brooklyn” (duh) is NOT from Persona 5.
Because it’s from Strikers. Because I need to buy Tactica, but am lazy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZB8WMuf2aQ
Steph, then Ann.
[shrugs]
Adrianne Curry. I guess.
This is the correct answer.
Panang curry is consistently good no matter where you order it, which is handy
AEW First Women’s Blood and Cuts Already Serving a A Carrie tribute
You know, the Muta Scale is supposed to be an exception, not an objective.
I’ve seen this before.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGUnLsRnJKc