And Pete Carroll is on record saying that Building 7 was brought down by forces pulling from the center of Earth again.
Flotsam and Jetsam:
-Biting The Hand That Feeds: ESPN has tossed out a story that the NFL filed a grievance against the Players Union because of the annual report card report. I’m a bit surprised given that these guys are partners now so investigative reporters at the WWL are just a rumor. My guess is that it was dumped in their lap by a whistleblower and they had no choice but to air it.
-Given the large Latino community that is in Florida, the Fins want to be the team of Spanish-speaking folks the world over, hence the game in Madrid. Or so goes the thinking. You Spaniards that are leaning towards embracing the team? Be prepared for increased usage of the phrase “DIOS MIO!”
-Jameis Winston has been given the green light to start for the Giants this week. I’m thinking 300+ yards, 3 TD’s and 4 INT’s including a pick 6.
-Fantasy projections are wonky at best but I’d like to give a shoutout to MATH HARD! and its love of Jordan Addison. In his last three games he’s totaled 35, 28 and 46 yards. Overall since his return from suspension his projection has never been below 24 points. Every. Single. Week.
To The Game!
Jets/Pats:
-It’s so little but it’s not nothing-since Glenn decided not to announce the Jets starting QB the Jets are 2-0. However, when Fields is healthy he is under center.
-Now the last time he was out Fields passed for an un-whopping 54 yards and 42 of them were due to a swing pass to Breece Hall for 42. His prop tonight is 134.5. Maybe take the under? Maybe? Never tell me that I’ve never done you a favoUr.
-At 8-2 the Pats have equaled their win total over the last two years. A win tonight would put them at 3-0 in the division and well ahead of the 2-2 Bills. I love being the bearer of bad news.
-Bench Breece Tonight: New England’s rush D is the best in the league-no running back has reached the 50 yard mark yet this year.
-The Drake is on pace for 4,300 passing yards, single-handedly dragging the likes of Kayshon Boutte and Kyle Williams into fantasy relevance, sorta.
Perhaps we could name Pete Carroll’s favorite conspiracy-related cover bands? Mine is Steely Beams.
Welp, this one’s over.
-The Epstein List, et al, when offered a seventeen year old victim.
Redshirt: “Betting Gods, I have been moderately blessed this afternoon and I praise thee. But if I can somehow get five Drake Maye carries this drive, I would…”
(Betting Gods slam door shut; muffled laughing is heard on other side)
Justin Fields.
How does this guy keep getting starts?
Yet another GM/HC/OC that sees a player with a skill set and goes “I can work with that”.
He’s still got the CFL and USFL to go!
**UFL
He’s been on the Bears and Jets, go easy on him!
So, I have only seen one pass play, but based on that play, I can infer the Jets Offensive Line hates Justin Fields and wants him hospitalized.
(turns on TV; sees Patriots jerseys; hits top of TV with fist)
“Come on, TV. At least last to Black Friday!”
These jerseys are ass.
(sees reaction to Seahawks 1990s throwbacks)
(sees reaction to Buccaneers Creamsicle throwbacks)
(sees Red Throwbacks in closet)
“Nah, let’s just dull the colors and add silver for no reason. “
” Forces pulling from inside the earth” aka “gravity” you jackass? Stick to coaching you dumbfuck.
“That’s what Big Physics would have you believe, sheeple.”
Maybe he and the ICP can hold a symposium on those mysterious forces – gravity and magnetism and how the fuck they work.
“Forces pulling? Tell me more”
I spend more time reading RW Twitter than all of you and I can’t come up with better conspiracy puns than you all have.
Found a cool:
https://www.reddit.com/r/IThinkYouShouldLeave/comments/1mj6qg8/friendship_2024_extended_garage_scene_with_connor/
Related:
Weekend Reading- https://www.theringer.com/2025/11/12/tv/tim-robinson-chair-company-conner-omalley-masculinity
Topical
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYLxkGz00d0
I haven’t seen Patriots taking down Jets like this since those videos of the Ukrainian air defense of Kyiv
That bad?
https://twitter.com/AnnieAgar/status/1989152720704663613#m
Congrats to all of you with Henderson on FF team!
The entire Jets enterprise appears to have been assembled by post-merger Boeing.
if true then all their game refs would have died like rest of the whistle blowers
The refs are the bagmen who kill the whistleblowers
PRAISE BE TO SHANK’LOR
Fuck! That Oura ring ad made me check and I think I could have gotten a letter of medical necessity for my Apple Watch.
So many dropped balls.
-Camp Counselor at the Catholic Summer Camp for Boys
That’s what I was looking for
The Jack Ruby Tuesdays
Bennie and the Jets Fuel Can’t Melt Steel Beams
The Flat Earthers, Wind and Fire
Not to be confused with The Hollow Earth, Wind and Fire
The Byrds Aren’t Real
Doobious Brothers
The Ben Ghazi Orchestra
We also would have accepted the Benghazi Folds Five
Goddammit. So much better.
You are the wind beneath my wings…
This one is my favorite. Don’t tell the others.
That must have been a messy band split.
Pet Shop Boys Who Are Trafficked By Wayfair
parenthetically related: The Ping Pong Pizza Shop Boys
My Chemtrail Romance
The Jesus Lizard People
Paul Is Dead Can’t Dance
FEMA Wants To Steal Your Crowded House
The Replacement Presidents
911 (as opposed to 311)
311 Is An Inside Job
Kenny 5G Caused COVID
The Epstein Island Boys
Huey Lewis and The Fake News
The Wu-Han Clan
I look forward to reading all this again on Tuesday.
OANNarama
Velvet Underground Is Where The CHUDS Live
Anti-Vax Halen
The Brain-Dead Kennedy
The [Muslim] Presidents of the United States of America
Has the [ ] cuz it wuz a SECRET
Death Panel for Cutie
Faith In The Government No More
Chinese Lab Escape Plan
Fluoride in the Water by Deep State Purple
THESE JETS RECEIVERS, I CALL THEM B-52s IN VIETNAM BECAUSE THEY ARE DROPPING BOMBS ALL OVER THE PLACE
That drop by the Pats player was pretty weak, too.
They’re not hitting their targets but at least the B-52s were still killing g—
/B. Parcells is yanked offstage
Why are you even on an NFL roster if you can’t make that catch?
I know, I know, it’s the Jets, but that was really pathetic.
Jack Reacher and Paul Blart in action together? Its the buddy movie we didn’t need nor ask for.
What is more disturbing is that the algorithm looked at the Prime data and said, “Yes, it is.”
I’ll tell you whut, motherfucking Diggs better start motherfucking Diggsing, or I’m gonna order shame pizza and eat it in the bathtub.
Like a fuckin’ lady!
Fucking A!
Me: “Yeah, I want this song played at my funeral. Actually there are a lot of songs I want played.”
Wife. “Well, you should make a list and give it to our oldest, he can put it together.”
This post will serve as proof if I get killed under weird circumstances and my wife is sitting around looking innocent and going through my wallet.
What makes you think we haven’t made a side deal with Lady Fozz to get a piece of your estate?
I imagine the reading of Fozz’s will will be absolutely Thunderdome – all interested parties enter, one victor emerges with the whole estate.
Probate by combat!
Or the youngest Fozz implements the plan to murder of all the family’s enemies and consolidate power over the mid-Atlantic
The Foxborough supervolcano can erupt at any time now.
The Jets’ mother apparently told them that the best way to get Mack Hollins to stop bothering them is to ignore him completely.
It’s the dog park… it’s the dog park…
Curse you progressive.
Just tuned in, did the equipment manager for the Patriots spill too much bleach into the washing machine?
Well, Gronk did stop by
“Well, after he got that money he was spending it like a drunk [hard N word].”
A direct quote from my ultra Christian Trumper mother in law.
Not sure Jesus would approve. I sure as fuck didn’t and told my wife to either rein her in or next time I’m not going to be even the least bit nice.
I REALLY hate Christians like that. Her Savior, that she spends so much time talking about and no time listening to, doesn’t even look like her! If anything, He resembles that “drunk -“
The more devout a Christian tells you he is, the bigger a judgmental asshole you’re talking to. Fuck them.
Bon Ivermectin
Immigrant Pet Eaters
Imagine losing to this asshole.
Definition of loser.
The Peggers are going down
RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!
TNF en español!
That was a quick 1st Quarter.
When Drake took the field I thought for a second “Dolphins are playing?” because of the uniforms.
Who the Hell wants to LARP as the Fins?
Personal foul, roughing a loudmouth, 15 yards
Uzz Baldrln and the Sound Stages
The Byrds (Aren’t Real)
Touchdown, NOT Breece Hall? Dang it, Jets..
P*triots equipment manager getting fired for bleaching those uniforms.
What…in…the…
Did someone curse them or take away part of their life force? Why for the faded?
Happy now, fuckers?
I sat down just at the kickoff. Yay me. I also called an audible on the meat since I have a carved up turkey breast to work through.
😛
I have some reservations about the chicken, but protein is protein.
It’s turkey. Not made from real Turks.
That’s what she said.
Shockingly accurate
You did a nachos good. You should celebrate.
With more nachos.
Done and done
Jets looking shockingly average.
So does the F-35 until it gets wet.
Jets looking good in those BMX-green helmets
I dint wanna say snything before, but I’ve been ready for some fitbaw
71-49 Cousinfuckers over Pitt
WVU moves to 4-0, Pitt now 3-1. Also stops a two-game Pitt winning streak in the series.
Why, sure, I can keep going… but, I won’t.
Pitt just T’ed up twice in 35 seconds. It is 66-45 WVU, with 3:55 to go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62HeMEBhURQ
How do you get two technicals in 35 seconds? Did the coach not only question BLEERGH’s mother’s promiscuity, but used his playbook board to illustrate it?
At least I got my flu and Covid shots.
I used Kayshon Boutte to fill out my roster during Tampa’s bye week and he rewarded me by tweaking his hamstring and leaving the game without doing anything.
Probably a “take the under on my targets today, boys” scandal, now that I think about it long enough to just make things up.
This game sucks and it hasn’t even started. The pregame is abominable.
The Good Grey Lady does not come out of this looking good. One of their finance reporters was tipping Jeff off about investigations.
I understand why they do but I wish people would stop treating the times (or the post or the journal) as honest or legitimate.
I have lived my entire life understanding that every institution is corrupt and illegitimate. Using that to feed my internal bullshit instead of just focusing on myself so I could have enough money and people around me to fuck off from caring is so fucking soul destroying
Conspiratorial cover bands, eh?
https://youtu.be/b3yG_zTjvv4?si=Udo9mRn2pOeIouMV
Jesus, Gronk is on the screen, Kill
mehim.Fuck
I accidentally have all the components for nachos but I’m too depressed to make them.
Listen Mister, you drag your fucking ass to the kitchen, spray that pan with some sort of non-stick substance, do ten pushups, sprinkle some chips, pour some sort of Mexican semi-liquid product on the chips, do 5 deep knee bends, drag a bit of sour cream across your glorious creation and give me 15 lunges.
/NOW! DAMMIT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W24-sQcpgAw&t=14s&pp=2AEOkAIBygUZc2ltcHNvbnMgYXVzdHJhbGlhIHRvaWxldA%3D%3D
39-25 WVU, 6-0 run to start the second half?
In an Alternate Universe, Jameis Winston has been starting with the Bengals instead of Joe Flacco. Winston, Chase and Higgins has set multiple NFL records in passing and receiving, the Bengals have the 2nd and 4th highest points scored in an NFL game, and, yes, the Bengals are 2-7.
Half those wins? Stillers, baby. #Standard
Uh, no. The two wins are from Burrow. Pittsburgh won 78-77.
Is Mike Trout on the team?
KEEP HIS NAME OUTTA YOUR MOUTH
/winds up to slap Horatio
//slips, slaps Lowratio instead
///Lowratio cums, moans “Ohmigod, it’s not even Friday”
You’re cleaning that up.
Hope to be wrong, but this game is looking like yet another flaming bag of dogshit left on Jeff Bezos’s doorstep by Goodell & Co.
Fanduel is giving you +125