We will miss these JV NFL nights when they are gone. Keep that in mind and STAY AWAKE!!
And while you are contemplative, do commemorate the 13th anniversary of Most GlorioUs Butt Fumble in whatever fashion your faith allows. h/t Rikki for the prescient reminder! And think of all the NEW butt-related shenanigans the Sanchize can discover in his future….uh, resort getaway time.
JV Yinzburgh (+2.5) at Georgia Tech (7:00, ESPN)
Tech needs this to make the ACC title game (a week after they get mauled by UGA), but as their loss to NC State and inexplicable near-loss to BC show – they just really ain’t that good. Haines King wills them to win, but at some point you reckon he gets borken.
Tennessee (-4.5) at Florida Men (7:30, ABC)
Remember when this game mattered? Pepperidge Farm stares blankly into the distance.
Golden Shower Bears (+10.5) at JV HODOR! (7:30, ACCN)
Your classic ACC matchup, amirite?? Still, who can EVAR get tired of the band is ON THE FIELD!
Original Recipe Big Love (-2.5) at JV WKRP (8:00, Fox)
Typical Big Twalve Chaos fixture. Enjoy the ride.
Arizona State (-7.5) at Colorado (8:00, ESPN2)
Sparky has lots of dramatics (surrounding injured QB Leavitt supposedly…leavin’ it), and the Fightin’ Deions need no introduction on that front. Hey, gotta watch sommet.
Washington (-10.5) at Westwood Klavern (10:30, NBC)
Shameless pandering for Hippo’s favoUrite banner pic? BOW DOWN!!!!
Just had a man
A.) admit he’s drunk,
B.) said he’s called five or six times already
C.) won’t give an address where he is “I dunno. Where am I? Isn’t that your job?”
D.) is going to sue the city of Pittsburgh for not giving him a ride home
E.) told me to kill myself
The public.
Why don’t you just know where he is?
Did he mention paying taxes?
A small part of me that loves CHAOS kinda wishes the shutdown was still on because this would be epically chaotic
I’m 5th on the upgrade list with 1 seat open but it’s 2 couple ahead of me so there is a tiny, tiny chance that they can’t bear to be seperated for a few hours and will turn down the upgrades. Here’s hoping for irrational togetherness!
Looks like one of them did take the upgrade, BUT it looks like it was the person next to me, so it’ll be kinda like ghetto first back here in row 8!
Random song that refuses to get out of my brain for last 48 hours:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOIQzgntbAg
I’m not complaining; this track kicks ass. Talking Heads kick all the ass.
Tickets obtained, will be in NYC, (well, maybe: going with friends who are going to drive in a Tesla with an autopilot, so 50-50 I burn to death in fucking goddamn Danbury, CT) and I cannot wait.
Any DFOer’s in NYC area want to come down I will buy you a drink
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rz4I69mQMo
Also I may have jury selection the next day, which is going to be something else.
When?
12/1. It’s a Monday.
Gramercy Theater.
If it’s a Sunday, I’m probably working.
Granted, if it’s a day that ends in Y I’m probably working, but some sort of guideline date would be appreciated.
See above.
Anyone else getting this ridiculous part of the streaming wars: suddenly NBC isn’t available on Fubo. We have Fubo, prime, and disney/hulu/espn. Are they gonna get this nbc shit figured out? I know there was espn shennanigans recently that were supposedly figured out. What’s youtube tv all got? This all really seems like an overall downgrade from cable. Enshitification at its finest
This one at least has been Inevitable, there have been issues from the start and it’s just gotten more and more fractured without, somehow, providing good value for the consumer through competition
Yeah, once peacock started i was surprised we still got anything nbc
Couldn’t get a cheap, direct, award flight for tonight at last minute so I have a layover in Indianapolis at 6 am. I guess the Colts will already be in KC, but bet I’ll spot some jerseys
Safe travels.
Thanks, we are already in the thick of Thanksgiving travel, tons of college kids, families, and other amateurs
BOW DOWN!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKqHdu6-De4
Las Vegas GP > Monaco due to the tire changes etc.
True. But this year’s race is also pretty boring so far.
When is the Stripper Break sponsored by Draft Kings?
Won at the start when Norris overcooked turn 1
IT HAS FINALLY HAPPENED
20 months at 9-1-1, and I finally have a call for a literal dumpster fire!
I can’t say I was specifically waiting for this to happen, but it has crossed me mind a few times. Now, I need a call for a burning couch after WVU wins a noteworthy contest and/or celebrating Pitt losing a noteworthy contest.
Mark it off the BINGO card!
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Mac expanding his invention ideas?
Any autoerotic asphyxiation yet?
No, but so many hammock injuries.
Just stay out of the hammock district and you’ll be good
I broke one of my really nice wine glasses today in a hammock accident!
Speaking as one, goalies are weird.
That’s my usual closing argument.
Surprisingly effective.
.
OK, one episode down and 60% of the folks I thought would be main characters have been ripped to shreds.
To the show runners:
There have been several times where I’ve said aloud, “Well, that’s fucked up.”
We watched 2 episodes. Mrs. Horatio has gone to bed, but is intrigued enough that I’m putting the next two episodes off until she can watch.
I can see where they’re going with all of the prior stories that King described in the book. Sort of sucks that you know these kids are 20 years too early to get anything done, (uh, spoiler alert to anyone who hasn’t read the books: everyone in this series is fucked), but I can see the bones of a good show.
Literally.
Nice of the fella from The Shining to make an appearance before the unpleasantness at the hotel.
JV Cincy’s kicker is 0 for 3. That’s so terrible its impressive.
Whu isn’t there a University of Satan? And what would their TV ratings look like?
University of
Satan,
California
What did you think it stood for?
Liberty exists
Well, for another 2-3 years anyway.
Mrs. Horatio and I just started watching “It: Welcome to Derry”
We’re 15 minutes in and laughing our asses off. Not sure that’s what they were going for.
I once knew a man from Derry
Whose semen tasted of berry
Said his wife with a grin
As she wiped off her chin
If I market this right we can get the hell out of Derry
…and they did!
We’re caught up, and (braces for ridicule) I’m enjoying it.
No ridicule, they have me hooked. Not sure about Mrs. Horatio.
I’ve got 2 more episodes of Penguin before I start.
Penguin has been really good so far.
Penguin was very good. Cristina Millotti (sp?) was fantastic.
SHAN’KLOR went back to school!
Trying to assess:
Already In (even if lose next week or title game):
tOSU
Indiana
Oregon
Bonfire Cult
Georgia
Johnny Reb
Texas Tech
In with minimal pre-requisites:
Roll Damn Tide (if beat Auburn)
Steerfuckers North (if beat LSU)
Notre Dame (if beat Stanford)
Since the ACC champ and a G5 will get in, not much drama unless a massive surprise. And if Guns Up!! lose the Twalve title game? Dunno who gets shafted. Should be ND, but won’t be. So hope Texas Tech wins out.
The lack of UConn respect is noticeable.
And deserved.
ND was too chickenshit to schedule the ONLY OTHER indy team, so I say you should have their bid.
UConn has never lost to Notre Dame, and that’s a fact.
1-0 all time, baby
So the guy that got all stabby at UAB today is a transfer from Kenfucky. They played the game- it was Senior Day, so I guess they felt like they had to- and got their shit totally pushed in. Fun!
“Um, maître’d? I’ve ordered the Bearcats, not the Bengals.”
I really think Original Recipe Big Love puts some weird Mormon voodoo on opponents. Just continual dick-stepping.
Maybe Cincinnati was built on a Native American Burial Ground.
UC was built by MC Escher. Everything is uphill.
Ghoul Ron Rivera doesn’t have the same sideline #BigHODOR! energy.
Took a cooking course in Mexico last week with BC Dick. I just recreated the birria stew we made. I have never made it better, money well spent on the course. Guy toured a locals market with us, brought us back to his pad, we helped him cook, his wife made tortillas, brilliant experience.
That will pay us back many times over. Highlight of the trip. Along with deci eating crickets from a street cart.
Not afraid, wanted to impress the clearly lesbian tour guide that day. Gaydar still developing in the boy.
Did he wash them down with tequila?
I bought him a super azucar fanta after his cabeza tacos. He housed both of those too.
Coach Prime on the sideline wearing headphones over his sweatshirt, which is over his head and blocking his ears.
Can’t imagine why that team is 3-7.
WVU really hasn’t had a conference rival since we moved to the neighborhood. COACH PRIME solved that real quick, so I have to give him credit for that, at least.
I would totally buy a hoodie with soundproofing
The Utes are the JV Football Chicago Bears
You don’t know if they’re good or not?
The mother was sucking the son?
I just realized I only had 2 unit of caffeine this am, so I’mma make #NightCoffee so I don’t get withdrawal headaches.
Fuck you, YOU have a problem.
My friends thought I’d gone mad for having coffee at 7 PM and swore I’d never get sleep. I was the first one asleep and I slept like a baby.
/just finished his third cup…
In news relevant to none of us, Yale upset Harvard 48-25, ruining the latter’s undefeated season and shitting all over Preston’s plan to propose to Muffy at the Club victory dinner afterwards.
Muffy shan’t be pleased.
I hope this doesn’t send her running into the arms of Biff.
The Brothers Garrett are rather cross at this unfortunate development.
I think most Harvard alums are too worried about the imminent Epstein Files release to worry about a stupid football game.
Muffy needs another secret abortion first.
GT was apparently inspired by SillyCuse’s “effort” earlier today.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/memorial-university-medical-school-application-military-family-9.6986630
I thought the question was do you want a sex doll as a doctor but now I just thought maybe it’s do you want a sex doll with a Newfoundland accent. As a doctor or otherwise.
If I was single I would totally bone my doctor. Perhaps she sensed this, which would explain why she included a “chaperone” during the naked part of my last physical.
My gorgeous respirologist (sp?) sent me back to my male family doctor from when I was a child just for him to palm my balls and tell me I didn’t have testicular cancer.
She was right to do that.
Big dopey dogs have accents?
Arf, eh?
Sourry I crushed your pelvis when I jumped on your lap, eh?
/Newfies are awesome
They are. I miss our big idiot Max. He was only like 3/4 Newfie, which meant he topped out at a measly 125 lbs.
Eh, b’ye. Stay where you’re to, I’ll come where you’re at.
Fightin’ Horatios prevail over FAU, 48-45, in a game they led 24-3 after the first quarter.
9-3, but I’m thinking not particularly involved in the play-off seeding discussion.
Horatio has promised a lengthy, AI-free recap of UConn’s berzerker win over mighty FAU. So STAY TUNED for that!!
UConn got out to a big lead early, then proceeded to step on their dicks for the next three quarters before prevailing late.
The End.
It’s awe-inspiring that we get such Hemingway-ish prose FOAR FREE!!
Near Death In The Afternoon was the title of that book.
Utah scored a touchdown, intercepted K-State three plays later.
51-47, 42 seconds left.
Final
You want to watch sports, she wants a Hallmark movie. There is middle ground-
Hallmark movies are the only way the Bills will ever win a Superb Owl.
They probably won’t win that one either, instead realizing that the true victory is giving it all away to start a Xmas tree farm in Vermont with a manic pixie dream girl.
I want the hallmark movie where mark sanchez falls in love with the senior citizen with stab wounds in the hospital bed next to him.
It will be the first one with full penetration.
Do they show it? All of it?
I still think my Christmas Twin Switch idea has potential.
If he doesn’t die of alcohol poisoning I won’t accept it as realistic.
We’re well beyond bananacakes in Salt Lake. Kansas State up, 47-44, on Utah. 2:37 left, Utes about to get the ball back, no timeouts left.
And that’s even without commentary on Coach Wittingham’s bizarre sweatshirt.
Any chance they can score a 21-point TD; like in NBA Jam?
Would beyond bananacakes be…Bologna Salad?
Dante originally had Ten Circles of Hell, but his editor told him not even Satan would make people do headstands in bologna salad.
The Utes won? WTH?
CATS on a roll ready to visit Kyle Rittenhouse State next week.
FAT DOG FOAR MIDTERMS!!!!!
And the Troi Bois somos el finito
Nippert can be surprisingly loud. If UC can get ahead and get the crowd into it, then chaos mode initiated.