Not a bad tilt to end the day. Maybe watch this so you can avoid thinking about Monday morning?
To The Game!
Bucs/Rams:
-There’s weird chatter out there about Bucky Irving not playing again the rest of the season and it has little to do with his injury. I’ve heard it from both Perna and Floria. Strange whisperings feed the machine so I don’t know what to think.
-This is a great test for Mayfield and his 17 TD/3 INT ratio-Tampa is 1-3 during their last four but they’re in the meat of their sked having lost to Detroit, New England and Buffalo. After this fixture they run a gauntlet of teams that have a combined 18-34 record, only one of which has a winning record and that team (Carolina) is only one game over .500. So expect MVP talk attached to Baker to slowly gain momentum again.
-Raachad White leads the Bucs in rushing but Sean Tucker is coming along. Two weeks ago they were even in touches but last week the latter sprinted into the lead.
-So maybe Tampa should apply some pressure to Stafford to rattle him? Maybe a few blitzes ought to shake him up. Welp, he has 20 TD’s vs the blitz which leads his peers. He’s just playing lights-out football at the moment.
That’s it for me-enjoy your evening.
500 games called by Collinsworth? That’s enough hot air to be a major contributor to global warming.
Ewwwwwwwww.
if i had a nickel for every football coach with the last name “kelly” that got fired this year…
And that’s not even counting the ones in Ireland…
I feel seen.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DRYjv3NjG9d/?igsh=a2I0OHQwZTYxOWpr
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: bicycle racers are insane
In addition to being my long departed dad’s birthday, it’s also national cashew day.
Snack accordingly.
Cashews can cause allergic reactions.
This “The Goonies” remake looks like crap.
“Why mess with perfection?” – Elisha
grumble grumble I wish you’d taken your own advice, you little shit grumble grumble
I see you’ve been to Kristi Noem’s plastic surgeon!
Tom Brady’s near ‘N-word’ slip-up during Cowboys-Eagles sends internet into frenzy
We were one missed enunciation lesson away from watching Tom Brady pull a Brennaman?
Single for Castellanos.
What? That is manufactured.
Yeah, he mispronounced the “B” in “Bickerson” as an “N” and then cut himself off halfway through to correct it; there’s less than nothing there.
I remember playing the original GTA and it was hugely fun, I kind of feel like the graphics and story are too good on all the later versions even though they’re still enjoyable
Somehow, the original GTA was installed on the computers in our high school’s computer lab. Consider how a group of hormone-fueled teens seeing and experiencing that for the first time, in school. It was AWESOME.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z08d_3zC8io
This was 1998 or ’99. Suddenly, a lot of students wanted to sign up for computer science classes. We also had Tiger Woods ’98 or ’99. That was also a great way to not do school stuff.
We were lucky to be in school before they got decent at securing computers
wolfenstein 3d in the mid-90s, showed classmates where to find bonus level 10 in the first shareware episode
it was indeed a different time
1999 nfc title game, more than a quarter of a century of still not fully knowing what a catch is
Teddy’s Bridge over troubled water!
(JR voice) “Good God, King. That’s Teddy Bridgewater’s music!”
Turnover [on Downs].
The comeback…begins!
Is “Doubtful” California- or Florida-slang for “Currently Being Admitted to the ER”?
I saw a bit of that first half. Game is over.
Bad news for gambling?
Only if you bet expecting a shootout like me.
If it wasn’t for bad luck —
[buh nah nuhhhhh nuhnuuh]
Redshirt wouldn’t have no luck at all.
Yeah, you can tell by the throw he’s in pain. If Baker takes the field down 7-31, that it will be the worst use of a compromised player since Shanahan/RG3 in 2013 and Taylor/Burrow on Thursday.
Imagine surviving the Browns just to go down now
uh oh
Oh good, they broke Mayfield when the knee option was RIGHT THERE!
What halftime adjustments will the MRSA Men make? Sabatoge? Seppuku?
decide which waffle house they’ll hit once they land back in tampa
Sneak out and take an understandable forfeit?
..and that’s our first penalty of the game!
Bleergh is bringing rain to the penalty parched fields of LA!
“Harrison Melvis” sounds like the name of the kid in school that you shoved into the locker because of his speech impediment but then one time you shoved a little too hard and he hit his head and missed the rest of the day and then when he came back he got moved to the special classes and the last time you saw him he was working at the–or… the name of a perfectly unremarkable NFL kicker. Yeah.
It’s actually Harrison *Mevis* as in “Mevis and Mutt-Head”.
Wouldn’t a Maddencast require an Ouija board, a young priest and an old priest?
I wish, nowadays it’ll just be a shitty AI
thicc kick
The Yinzer no one likes or wants to be around is finally checking in.
Pitt basketball lost at home to Quinnipiac, which is just hilarious.
NOTHING ELSE HAPPENED THIS WEEKEND
Is Quinnipiac’s team called the Pollsters?
Qaaron is here??
Next time in L.A. we should go to a game at SoFi to experience paying $
100110 (I forgot you have a usurious sales tax, too) for three beers.My twitter feed is giving me gold.
Oh that is excellent
I’d put my money on birds fans. They’re mad mad.
I don’t know if I’ve ever seen four consecutive throws of such high quality before.
Anyone here excited about Avatar: Fire & Ash?
(changing the last letter would interest BallsOfSteelAndFury)
Couldn’t give any less of a shit if I tried.
We were talking about the cinematic bona fides of Avatar during our dinner break!
Entirely tongue in cheek.
we had a good nfl thursday night game so we get a thursday night game for sunday night
Baker in the blue tent of healing, we may see some Teddy Bridgewater action.
THIS IS (MAYBE) NOT A DRILL, PEOPLE
That looked like a dislocated shoulder.
Clearly a back injury.
-Miami medical staff.
Zombie!
I think I’m just about happy with my brown liquor bar setup
…Can I come over?
Digging the decanters Frau Doktor.
They’re old enough that most of the lead has probably already leached out!
Decanters are the best. Classy drinking!
Is that a Malort cocktail book??
It’s about Malort, but not a cocktail book. Malort is not for mixing, it doesn’t play well with others or even with itself.
https://www.joshnoel.net/malort-book
Ugh, my lowratio team really isn’t playing a qb or a kicker this week. I claimed one of each off waivers and the qb didn’t go through. At 9 this morning my quick thinking got me to pick up the legend of white Mac and I thought I was pretty smart. Price is Right said horn sound, I forgot purdy was back. My kicker claim did go through but for some reason yahoo wouldn’t let me play him.
So congrats Horatio, have more faith in you’re team… or less in me
I was wondering what you were up to. Third place is not a spot usually with a ghost ship owner.
Sorry, I saw your earlier post and thought it was Horatio for some reason (alcohol). Same advice still applies. Im sure Horatio has the proper level of faith in himself
21-0? Is it Thursday already?
Have you not been waiting all day for Sunday night?
Despite what MAGA’s answer to Taylor Swift would lead you to believe, I have not been waiting all day for Sunday night.
the fuckin panthers are gonna have a shot at the south
-a worried Richard Nixon, ordering a hit on Huey Newton
CardinalsTalk is going hard at the coaching staff this week.
Tired young men calling in — they know better than to be a fan.
Callers’ sexuality aside, that was a shitty loss.
Wow, a pick 6 by a Cobie, then a sack by a different Kobie.
(stay out of helicopters you guys)
and stay away from colorado
Nothing can some an LA Kobe from sacking and scoring.
(going to Hell)
Giving you a plus 1 despite having no idea what those words are trying to convey.
Get this man more drink
.
I heard one of them played for Deion Sanders just google “Kobe Colorado” to learn more.
Well done NBC audio guy for “Been Caught Stealing” right at the break.
RAMMMMMING IT HARD TONIGHT
Hope you stretched first.
Hell, I stretch before grocery shopping now.
No lube it seems.
Both QBs have scored a TD! (for the Rams)
…uh…was he down?
“what is a catch” part 130471
I guess tipping the ball 8 times in 2 seconds draws possession into question.
durant with the steal, and the dunk
Instead of checking LinkedIn, admit you’re in over your head on your fucking useless email job, shithead.
Good Evening and, as always, “SHUT UP COLLINSWORTH!”
Shocked that the lineman with the Fat Elvis hair went to Indiana. Well, not really shocked.
Ha. Ha. Ha.
FUCK YOU PHILLY!
The Gibbs press conference was fun, people ask him a lot of stupid questions but he was super nice about it
tbf asking a football guy dumb questions or questions that irritate them usually produce interesting results https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq4ueVXidGY
Press conferences are useless. The games speak for themselves.
I enjoy watching them usually, but yeah, don’t really learn anything relevant to the games
Mrs. Sharkbait got Gibbs’d today in fantasy. That’s less than idea since her team is our households best shot at the title in our money league
Between the makeup and filters and everything else, televised football is 99.999% indistinguishable from Madden.
right down to disconnected controllers (the raiders)
Cards with the fat guy pick six? I’ll allow it for the fat guy.
Going to love listening to Philly Sport radio tonight.
That does seem like it would be fun. It’s even funnier to consider how much wailing and gnashing of teeth you’re going to hear about a defending Super Bowl champion that is currently 8-3.
Arsenal cruised to a win and my fantasy team is cruising to a win and I refuse to let it bring me down that the Raiders lost by multiple scores to the Shedeur Sanders and the fucking Browns. At home.
I fucking hate this Raiders team so, so much. People say that Pete Carroll kinda looks like Ellen Degeneres but I’m pretty sure when we’re done with him he’s going to look more like Anne Heche.
POV: nick sirianni
That’s really good.