Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Leaving on a Jetplane

Welcome back and happy Friday! I’m back in my usual time slot. For a week anyway. I’m off on a work trip starting tomorrow night and coming back in 2 weeks. Don’t worry, there will be filler here, like the last time I left the country. Anyway, I don’t know about all of you, but we’re just now coming to the end of our thanksgiving leftovers, and that includes the fresh cranberries I got to make a cranberry tart for dessert. As I’ve done in the past, I wanted to incorporate them into a drink and since I’ve done variants on an old fashioned and a Manhattan, I figured a martini would be the best move. Learning from other drinks, I muddled way more cranberries than the 4 or 5 I did before to get a more intense flavor. As to the base, I chose the Savoy sweet martini. With the rationale that sweet, combined with sour cranberry would be the best move. Also some orange bitters in there for good measure, since orange and cranberry are a good combination

Cranberry Martini

2 oz. London dry gin

1 oz. Italian sweet vermouth

Large handful of fresh cranberries

3 dashes orange bitters

Muddle the cranberries in a cocktail shaker until all cranberries are burst open. Add the gin, vermouth, orange bitters and fill  the shaker with ice. Stir and finely strain into a coupe glass. Garnish with more cranberries.

I get a combination of gin with sweet vermouth dominates the nose. It’s rather nice, and doesn’t hit you in the face like a regular gin martini could.

This is excellent. I expected it to be more on the sweeter side than it is, which is a pleasant surprise. The vermouth flavor itself comes through, but the sweet is blunted by the orange and the cranberries. The restraint also brings out a little more of the gin flavors. Of which,  London dry is the move here. A Plymouth or a different style may still end up getting lost in the sweet/bitter vermouth cranberry mix.

That mixture ends up taking over the palate at the end, as the gin fades into the background. Even more of a surprise is how quick the vermouth goes away as well, leaving a bitter cranberry finish, which is reminiscent of a negroni.

This was a creative use of leftover cranberries from Thanksgiving and I’m glad the experiment worked out. I was kicking around the idea of doing dry vermouth instead of sweet, but pivoted off of that, and I’m glad I did. Dry would be too intense with the raw cranberries and orange bitters. A sprig of rosemary as a garnish would go well for visual appeal and solidify this as a great seasonal drink to serve this season.

(Banner image courtesy Matthew Tetrault Photography)

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I think if someone ever asks you “who else did you tell about this?” a good answer would be “just my lawyer.” And maybe mention something about a videotaped deposition. And maybe something about how the last thing you talked about on camera was how your next move was to come here, to talk to them specifically about it.

Doktor Zymm

If I ever “know too much” about something someone might kill me to keep quiet I’m telling EVERYBODY

King Hippo

Lucky FOAR Hippo, nobody would EVAR think I knows too much about anything whatsoever.

Redshirt

I’m telling the person that I told no one but I wrote it down on several pieces of paper in sealed envelopes and gave it to several lawyers throughout the globe who in the event of my death or disappearance will open and reveal the contents in media both social and traditional.

blaxabbath

The trauma this kid will experience is a school shooting.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

120 Minutes Playlist Project Update: I forgot to mention that Wednesday’s show was introduced by none other than MTV’s Matt Pinfield!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWdn8CL4pSM

Don T

Went on a day drink, no emsils to field, did offline administrative work buzzed. Man I love December

SonOfSpam

RIP Frank Gehry

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

there’s some lunch place that is going to sell these for like $75 a sammie

Doktor Zymm

I love Global Entry

Doktor Zymm

It’s totally worth it, even if you only re-enter the country once or twice in the 10 years

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I can’t speak to other scenarios, but we don’t have it and coming back from South Korea was little more than walking past a kiosk. It was crazy fast.

Doktor Zymm

It’s going to depend a lot on the airport and time, but the mobile passport stuff is supposed to be a lot better now. Still, I’ve never been even 2 minutes with Global Entry, and never more than about 5 through security on the way in with precheck

King Hippo

it sounds FILTHY and ah WASP-ily judge it!!

Doktor Zymm

People are so annoying. “Waymo is way safer than human driven cars so why are we making a big deal out of a Waymo killing a cat?”
So we should stop working on safety the second we make any incremental improvement? Hey, we’re slightly better but far from perfect, we’re done!! Hoorah!!

(not even going to get into base rates and how stupid it is to use absolute numbers as evidence of comparative safety, human drivers suck so I’m actually willing to accept that driverless cars are safer in many situations despite this abuse of stats)

blaxabbath

Filthy world order.

SonOfSpam

I think it’s an award for most kiddie rape.

blaxabbath

“I do bankruptcy. And I do the child rape. I rape them. You know, people say I invented the term Child Bankraperuptcy. I don’t know, I think it’s a great term but I don’t know if I invented it. Some say it’s because my rape is so exception because I do a lot rape. I do the rape. And after I do the rape, I do the bankruptcy. But I think it’s a wonderful thing to have the Child Bankraperuptcy and we’re going to look at maybe doing more with the teen children and the young. The young. We call them Youngruptcy. I don’t know. I like the rape. But that’s outside my control. I think maybe we’ll have to see how that goes.”

: Falls asleep

Doktor Zymm

I would say we should give him more stupid awards to keep him away from governing, but it does nothing to stop Stephen Miller so what’s the point

blaxabbath

Fast shot, Hot Shots!

San Antonio Airport Terminal 2 has me in long layover. No club membership (“it wont happen to MEEEEE,” I always said). Where is good to get set up?

Doktor Zymm

Remember the Alamo? I’ve heard that’s a decent spot

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Of course I remember good old Alamo Jones! He was one of my favorite targets during my stint with the Dolphins.” – Trent Green

blaxabbath

I had a seat but the crowds are swelling so I gave it up once I realized whole terminal cannot accomdate everyone now and plenty of old folks werea standing. Not for me to decide who takes it — that’s for all my Texan brethren to decide WHO is deserving.

So I’m sitting in the gate lane by these two chicks and I feel like this is is some real consumer justice but it’s not at all comfortable and there are some hours left.

But it’s fine.

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Doktor Zymm

If you have that much time then you probably do have time to leave the airport and do something, or at the very least walk around and find a less crowded spot to hang out. No reason to hang out by your gate for hours

blaxabbath

No I like my spot actually now. I think I’ve seen the largest density pass and now things are more reasonable. Sure it will heave with other flights boarding but this isn’t some Somalia situation.

Will walk, most def. But an appreciated reminded.

Horatio Cornblower

Just saw something on the news about a scam targeting senior citizens in Cheshire and about to call my mother and preemptively tell her not to fall for it before getting another call from her about whether she should respond to an obvious scam.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

An important reminder regarding some of the faces you will be seeing as part of this broadcast:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIHZKvz7Po8

litre_cola

So far so good for Canada

litre_cola

Espana v Uruguay es muy deliciosa

SonOfSpam

USA gets the Aussies in our group…that’s good for us.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’d accuse FIFA of rigging things so that the U.S. gets a group full of creampuffs and an easy path to the knockout round but they have a pretty unimpeachable reputation for integrity so I’ll have to accept that we just happened to get lucky.

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Doktor Zymm

2/3 of the newly expanded 48 teams make it to knockouts, they’re really making it difficult to be in peril at the group stage but I’m sure the US men will find a way

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The real challenge for FIFA will be structuring things so that we get an easy opponent in the first round of the knockout stages.

blaxabbath

“We’ll be invading Chile around mid-June.”

-Pete Hegweh….weh….justgimmieanotherround,,, ,,, ,,, SETH, unprompted in text to a reporter

LemonJello

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Horatio Cornblower

Mrs. Horatio: “Hey, what if I invited ‘x and y for dinner tomorrow night’

Me: “What if I faked my own death tomorrow morning?”

Mrs. Horatio: “So that’s a ‘no’?”

Doktor Zymm

Are you saying that having dinner with algebraic variables isn’t fun?

Horatio Cornblower

I’d prefer to go out with the Pythagoras’

Doktor Zymm

Surprised it’s not Euclid for his work with the Golden Lowratio

Horatio Cornblower

Dammit

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Did I hear someone bring up the subject of beavers?” – Balls

Gumbygirl

They just aren’t on the same axis.

Horatio Cornblower

Oh well done

SonOfSpam

Angels’ giveaway shirts for Japanese Heritage Night are pretty dope. May have to culturally appropriate this:

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Horatio Cornblower

That’s actually pretty bad-ass, considering for their last Japanese Heritage Night they gave Shohei Ohtani to the Dodgers.

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Doktor Zymm

I Hokusai yeah!

blaxabbath

I thought Japan didn’t have angels.

SonOfSpam

Charlie’s Angels is about Vietnam ppl forget that

ballsofsteelandfury

Shaq and Wayne Gretzky are involved in the draw!!

Oh, and some Yankee named Aaron?

SonOfSpam

He pulled a hamstring walking on stage, questionable for spring training.

Horatio Cornblower

You shut your whore mouth.

Doktor Zymm

I’m reading this on a jet plane! And I know almost exactly when I’ll be back again!

United actually has a cranberry cocktail on the in-flight menu, it’s vodka and cranberry sprite. Yours sounds better.

They’ve actually got some pretty stellar wines on right now though, sipping an Aperture caberbet which is a Sonoma winery I’ve been to and this bottle would retail for $60+

SonOfSpam

World Cup Draw update: Some foreign guys in sparkling shirts are rapping.

Also, FIFA gave Trump a “Peace Award” so

ballsofsteelandfury

Eli Manning was in the audience!!

SonOfSpam

It’s early afternoon in DC, so it’s ok. Streetlights aren’t on yet.

Horatio Cornblower

I just put this on. Saw Kevin Hart and Heidi Klum and now a skit with noted horrible person Gianni Infantino and now I’m changing the channel.

ballsofsteelandfury

There are a lot of skits. This thing is 95% filler

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Boo! Too many skits! We want more skirts! And more upward-pointing fans!

Doktor Zymm

I hope they have Hanson there to sing “mmm bappe”

SonOfSpam

I’d pay (not good) money for that!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’m still floored over how great of a show I got to see on Wednesday night for free. I feel like Mike Brown should be pinning a ribbon on me right now.

LemonJello

You’d have to provide the ribbon. No way is he shelling out for that.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Regifted from one of the Christmas presents he received three years ago.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That makes sense; as far as I know he hasn’t ordered the navy to murder any shipwrecked sailors this week. It’s a weekly award, right?

Gumbygirl

We all need to give him the “Peace Frog” award
https://youtu.be/6lnoM25D-js?si=aOrE5cwPMthrJ9BI

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I thought that was only for French citizens.

Gumbygirl

They know a thing or two about blood in the streets.

Horatio Cornblower

Hey, Armed&Hammered, to answer your questions in the older threads in a thread you might actually see, we did not go to Key West, (my shitty schedule, the United States’s shitty Sect’y of Transportation), so we’re around in CT this weekend. If you don’t have my contact info from Baltimore get it from Don T in the back channels, which I have been banned from, or more likely just screwed something up myself so I can’t get back in. We actually are looking to get down to Mystic maybe Sunday.

SonOfSpam

If you wanna watch the World Cup Draw (on Fox, gross), the bullshit part is on now. The actual draw starts about 11:45 Central apparently.

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

watching paint dry >>>> entry draft >>>> pool draw

Doktor Zymm

They usually do some fun stuff for the WC draw though

Brick Meathook

I only judge drinks by the alcohol content,

SonOfSpam

Yeah, that “water” stuff is bullshit.

Horatio Cornblower

If it’s good enough to drink, it’s too good to dilute.

From the book ‘Nobody Loves A Drunken Indian’ which is a really good read if you can find it. Not sure it’s still in print. Also not sure why my parents let me read it several times when I was 10-11 years old.

Horatio Cornblower

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Doktor Zymm

But have you seen the major movie??

Gumbygirl

Anthony Quinn’s real name was “Chief Whisqidik”, ppl forget that.

Horatio Cornblower

Never did get around to the major movie

Horatio Cornblower

Looked it up.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flap_(film)

Sounds like they took the title of the book, made an entirely different movie, then even changed the title because the Native Americans (to the surprise of no one), didn’t like the title.

Doktor Zymm

Do you only judge food by the calorie content? I kinda like mine to taste good also

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Has Dave got you taken care of? Please give him my best if you get together.

SonOfSpam

Seamus’ car lives in London now?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

This is intriguing as a potential treat for the Dr. Mrs., since she really enjoys negronis and this is just the one ingredient short. She made some “low carb cranberry sauce” for Thanksgiving (artist’s conception below) and I’m thinking maybe I’ll see if it works in this as a replacement for the fresh cranberries.

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Horatio Cornblower

“negroni adjacent” is what Ginni Thomas calls her marriage.

ballsofsteelandfury

This really should have more likes

Horatio Cornblower

Awwwwwww, you.

/kicks pebbles

Don T

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣