Welcome back and happy Friday! I’m back in my usual time slot. For a week anyway. I’m off on a work trip starting tomorrow night and coming back in 2 weeks. Don’t worry, there will be filler here, like the last time I left the country. Anyway, I don’t know about all of you, but we’re just now coming to the end of our thanksgiving leftovers, and that includes the fresh cranberries I got to make a cranberry tart for dessert. As I’ve done in the past, I wanted to incorporate them into a drink and since I’ve done variants on an old fashioned and a Manhattan, I figured a martini would be the best move. Learning from other drinks, I muddled way more cranberries than the 4 or 5 I did before to get a more intense flavor. As to the base, I chose the Savoy sweet martini. With the rationale that sweet, combined with sour cranberry would be the best move. Also some orange bitters in there for good measure, since orange and cranberry are a good combination
Cranberry Martini
2 oz. London dry gin
1 oz. Italian sweet vermouth
Large handful of fresh cranberries
3 dashes orange bitters
Muddle the cranberries in a cocktail shaker until all cranberries are burst open. Add the gin, vermouth, orange bitters and fill the shaker with ice. Stir and finely strain into a coupe glass. Garnish with more cranberries.
I get a combination of gin with sweet vermouth dominates the nose. It’s rather nice, and doesn’t hit you in the face like a regular gin martini could.
This is excellent. I expected it to be more on the sweeter side than it is, which is a pleasant surprise. The vermouth flavor itself comes through, but the sweet is blunted by the orange and the cranberries. The restraint also brings out a little more of the gin flavors. Of which, London dry is the move here. A Plymouth or a different style may still end up getting lost in the sweet/bitter vermouth cranberry mix.
That mixture ends up taking over the palate at the end, as the gin fades into the background. Even more of a surprise is how quick the vermouth goes away as well, leaving a bitter cranberry finish, which is reminiscent of a negroni.
This was a creative use of leftover cranberries from Thanksgiving and I’m glad the experiment worked out. I was kicking around the idea of doing dry vermouth instead of sweet, but pivoted off of that, and I’m glad I did. Dry would be too intense with the raw cranberries and orange bitters. A sprig of rosemary as a garnish would go well for visual appeal and solidify this as a great seasonal drink to serve this season.
(Banner image courtesy Matthew Tetrault Photography)

I think if someone ever asks you “who else did you tell about this?” a good answer would be “just my lawyer.” And maybe mention something about a videotaped deposition. And maybe something about how the last thing you talked about on camera was how your next move was to come here, to talk to them specifically about it.
If I ever “know too much” about something someone might kill me to keep quiet I’m telling EVERYBODY
Lucky FOAR Hippo, nobody would EVAR think I knows too much about anything whatsoever.
I’m telling the person that I told no one but I wrote it down on several pieces of paper in sealed envelopes and gave it to several lawyers throughout the globe who in the event of my death or disappearance will open and reveal the contents in media both social and traditional.
The trauma this kid will experience is a school shooting.
120 Minutes Playlist Project Update: I forgot to mention that Wednesday’s show was introduced by none other than MTV’s Matt Pinfield!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWdn8CL4pSM
Went on a day drink, no emsils to field, did offline administrative work buzzed. Man I love December
RIP Frank Gehry
there’s some lunch place that is going to sell these for like $75 a sammie
I love Global Entry
I should get that. Too late for this trip but going forward…
It’s totally worth it, even if you only re-enter the country once or twice in the 10 years
I can’t speak to other scenarios, but we don’t have it and coming back from South Korea was little more than walking past a kiosk. It was crazy fast.
It’s going to depend a lot on the airport and time, but the mobile passport stuff is supposed to be a lot better now. Still, I’ve never been even 2 minutes with Global Entry, and never more than about 5 through security on the way in with precheck
it sounds FILTHY and ah WASP-ily judge it!!
People are so annoying. “Waymo is way safer than human driven cars so why are we making a big deal out of a Waymo killing a cat?”
So we should stop working on safety the second we make any incremental improvement? Hey, we’re slightly better but far from perfect, we’re done!! Hoorah!!
(not even going to get into base rates and how stupid it is to use absolute numbers as evidence of comparative safety, human drivers suck so I’m actually willing to accept that driverless cars are safer in many situations despite this abuse of stats)
https://bsky.app/profile/mpavictoria.bsky.social/post/3m7b2e3fzus2n
Filthy world order.
I think it’s an award for most kiddie rape.
“I do bankruptcy. And I do the child rape. I rape them. You know, people say I invented the term Child Bankraperuptcy. I don’t know, I think it’s a great term but I don’t know if I invented it. Some say it’s because my rape is so exception because I do a lot rape. I do the rape. And after I do the rape, I do the bankruptcy. But I think it’s a wonderful thing to have the Child Bankraperuptcy and we’re going to look at maybe doing more with the teen children and the young. The young. We call them Youngruptcy. I don’t know. I like the rape. But that’s outside my control. I think maybe we’ll have to see how that goes.”
: Falls asleep
I would say we should give him more stupid awards to keep him away from governing, but it does nothing to stop Stephen Miller so what’s the point
Fast shot, Hot Shots!
San Antonio Airport Terminal 2 has me in long layover. No club membership (“it wont happen to MEEEEE,” I always said). Where is good to get set up?
Remember the Alamo? I’ve heard that’s a decent spot
“Of course I remember good old Alamo Jones! He was one of my favorite targets during my stint with the Dolphins.” – Trent Green
I had a seat but the crowds are swelling so I gave it up once I realized whole terminal cannot accomdate everyone now and plenty of old folks werea standing. Not for me to decide who takes it — that’s for all my Texan brethren to decide WHO is deserving.
So I’m sitting in the gate lane by these two chicks and I feel like this is is some real consumer justice but it’s not at all comfortable and there are some hours left.
But it’s fine.
If you have that much time then you probably do have time to leave the airport and do something, or at the very least walk around and find a less crowded spot to hang out. No reason to hang out by your gate for hours
No I like my spot actually now. I think I’ve seen the largest density pass and now things are more reasonable. Sure it will heave with other flights boarding but this isn’t some Somalia situation.
Will walk, most def. But an appreciated reminded.
Just saw something on the news about a scam targeting senior citizens in Cheshire and about to call my mother and preemptively tell her not to fall for it before getting another call from her about whether she should respond to an obvious scam.
An important reminder regarding some of the faces you will be seeing as part of this broadcast:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIHZKvz7Po8
So far so good for Canada
Espana v Uruguay es muy deliciosa
USA gets the Aussies in our group…that’s good for us.
I’d accuse FIFA of rigging things so that the U.S. gets a group full of creampuffs and an easy path to the knockout round but they have a pretty unimpeachable reputation for integrity so I’ll have to accept that we just happened to get lucky.
2/3 of the newly expanded 48 teams make it to knockouts, they’re really making it difficult to be in peril at the group stage but I’m sure the US men will find a way
The real challenge for FIFA will be structuring things so that we get an easy opponent in the first round of the knockout stages.
“We’ll be invading Chile around mid-June.”
-Pete Hegweh….weh….justgimmieanotherround,,, ,,, ,,, SETH, unprompted in text to a reporter
Mrs. Horatio: “Hey, what if I invited ‘x and y for dinner tomorrow night’
Me: “What if I faked my own death tomorrow morning?”
Mrs. Horatio: “So that’s a ‘no’?”
Are you saying that having dinner with algebraic variables isn’t fun?
I’d prefer to go out with the Pythagoras’
Surprised it’s not Euclid for his work with the Golden Lowratio
Dammit
“Did I hear someone bring up the subject of beavers?” – Balls
They just aren’t on the same axis.
Oh well done
Angels’ giveaway shirts for Japanese Heritage Night are pretty dope. May have to culturally appropriate this:
That’s actually pretty bad-ass, considering for their last Japanese Heritage Night they gave Shohei Ohtani to the Dodgers.
I Hokusai yeah!
I thought Japan didn’t have angels.
Charlie’s Angels is about Vietnam ppl forget that
Shaq and Wayne Gretzky are involved in the draw!!
Oh, and some Yankee named Aaron?
He pulled a hamstring walking on stage, questionable for spring training.
You shut your whore mouth.
I’m reading this on a jet plane! And I know almost exactly when I’ll be back again!
United actually has a cranberry cocktail on the in-flight menu, it’s vodka and cranberry sprite. Yours sounds better.
They’ve actually got some pretty stellar wines on right now though, sipping an Aperture caberbet which is a Sonoma winery I’ve been to and this bottle would retail for $60+
World Cup Draw update: Some foreign guys in sparkling shirts are rapping.
Also, FIFA gave Trump a “Peace Award” so
Eli Manning was in the audience!!
It’s early afternoon in DC, so it’s ok. Streetlights aren’t on yet.
I just put this on. Saw Kevin Hart and Heidi Klum and now a skit with noted horrible person Gianni Infantino and now I’m changing the channel.
There are a lot of skits. This thing is 95% filler
Boo! Too many skits! We want more skirts! And more upward-pointing fans!
I hope they have Hanson there to sing “mmm bappe”
I’d pay (not good) money for that!
I’m still floored over how great of a show I got to see on Wednesday night for free. I feel like Mike Brown should be pinning a ribbon on me right now.
You’d have to provide the ribbon. No way is he shelling out for that.
Regifted from one of the Christmas presents he received three years ago.
That makes sense; as far as I know he hasn’t ordered the navy to murder any shipwrecked sailors this week. It’s a weekly award, right?
We all need to give him the “Peace Frog” award
https://youtu.be/6lnoM25D-js?si=aOrE5cwPMthrJ9BI
I thought that was only for French citizens.
They know a thing or two about blood in the streets.
Hey, Armed&Hammered, to answer your questions in the older threads in a thread you might actually see, we did not go to Key West, (my shitty schedule, the United States’s shitty Sect’y of Transportation), so we’re around in CT this weekend. If you don’t have my contact info from Baltimore get it from Don T in the back channels, which I have been banned from, or more likely just screwed something up myself so I can’t get back in. We actually are looking to get down to Mystic maybe Sunday.
If you wanna watch the World Cup Draw (on Fox, gross), the bullshit part is on now. The actual draw starts about 11:45 Central apparently.
watching paint dry >>>> entry draft >>>> pool draw
They usually do some fun stuff for the WC draw though
I only judge drinks by the alcohol content,
Yeah, that “water” stuff is bullshit.
If it’s good enough to drink, it’s too good to dilute.
From the book ‘Nobody Loves A Drunken Indian’ which is a really good read if you can find it. Not sure it’s still in print. Also not sure why my parents let me read it several times when I was 10-11 years old.
But have you seen the major movie??
Anthony Quinn’s real name was “Chief Whisqidik”, ppl forget that.
Never did get around to the major movie
Looked it up.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flap_(film)
Sounds like they took the title of the book, made an entirely different movie, then even changed the title because the Native Americans (to the surprise of no one), didn’t like the title.
Do you only judge food by the calorie content? I kinda like mine to taste good also
I plan to BOTG a couple cocktail bars I have my eye on in London when I get back
Has Dave got you taken care of? Please give him my best if you get together.
Seamus’ car lives in London now?
This is intriguing as a potential treat for the Dr. Mrs., since she really enjoys negronis and this is just the one ingredient short. She made some “low carb cranberry sauce” for Thanksgiving (artist’s conception below) and I’m thinking maybe I’ll see if it works in this as a replacement for the fresh cranberries.
The finish really was negroni adjacent. The extra orange bitter dash helped out a lot
“negroni adjacent” is what Ginni Thomas calls her marriage.
This really should have more likes
Awwwwwww, you.
/kicks pebbles
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