Once More Unto The Breach!

Or is it “Britches”? The game is in Dallas after all.

To The Game!

Vikes/Dingleberries:

-I call them the Dingleberries because they’re annoying and they’re clinging to their playoff hopes. (I dearly hope Philly won earlier and I don’t often say that, if ever)

-Eberflus continues to work his magic in maintaining Dallas’ last place position in pass defense. The man has a gift, folks. It’s so bad that McCarthy could be exhumed as a valid fantasy play by managers that dare to fly too close to the sun.

-Pickens is third in receiving at 1100+ yards but first in half-hearted route-running when the ball isn’t headed his way. He’s the leading contender for the “Albert Haynesworth Don’t Give A Shit” award. Imagine what his attitude would be if he wasn’t playing for his first big contract!

-Bad news for the Vikes-O’Connell is 1-7 on the road in prime time games.

-Minny could steal this game though-they’re playing their proposed starting lineup for only the second time this year.

-Both these teams could use playmakers on the defensive side of the ball-the Vikes have a -12 turnover differential, the Dingleberries are at a mere -8.

I’m done-it’s all youse guys now.