How The West Was Won, At Your Fingertips

I don’t think it’ll be nominated for as many Oscars though.

To The Game!

Seahawks/Niners:

-My Seed Is Better Than Yours: Ewww? The winner gets the overall best ranking and a rest-the other heads out on the lonely road.

-Last week Seattle ran all over Carolina but San Fran is more than sturdy vs the rush, ranked 6th. Sam, step up to the plate. Luckily he’s got second-year breakout beast Smith-Njigba by his side. Still, the former has averaged an INT per game over the last seven tilts.

-But can the Niners take advantage? The D is (overall) a middling 19th and is surprisingly inept at turning the ball over. They’ve generated a mere 18(!) sacks and a paltry six interceptions all year long.

-They also have 5 starters-including Trent Williams and Kittle-listed as questionable headed into this one.

-These two last played way back in mid-September with the Seahawks announcing their eventual ascension to the league’s elite with a 17-13 W. This one has got to be another one-score game.

Third Down a Key: San Fran led the league in conversion rate there at 51% while their opponent today only allowed 32.4%.

Do your thing.

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Beerguyrob

Well, we’ll see.

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Brick Meathook

Two words: USC QB

yeah right
Doktor Zymm

We boarded almost 2 hours ago and we’ve just been sitting waiting for them to close a cargo door. This flight is more delayed than a wide receiver’s emotional development

Horatio Cornblower

That’s a hell of a door.

ballsofsteelandfury

I see what you are doing….

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Mr. Ayo

This is totally me right now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouVedNg-6WQ

Mr. Ayo

Can’t believe any of you beautiful and intelligent folks think this is even in the same realm.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aiay8I5IPB8

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The cope exhibited by the male protagonist in the song always cracked me up. “I can put you back there too,” yeah sure buddy.

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Mr. Ayo

Folks, don’t do nose powder, molly, or other stimulants at bedtime.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNwigGCOIxk

Mr. Ayo
Beerguyrob

The local dick riding is getting out of hand.

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litre_cola

Buddy Cole disagrees.

yeah right

Oh, it’s still early.

ThePirateSloth

Just gonna put this on to ride out this high

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Horatio Cornblower

Just finished rereading the trilogy.

THERE WERE NO ELVES AT HELM’S DEEP NOT NAMED LEGOLAS, AND THERE WAS ONLY ONE OF HIM!!!!!

As great as though movies are, Jackson took some liberties that annoy the hell out of me.

Beerguyrob

Seems about right.

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Beerguyrob

Pretty presumptive to order these before the game.

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Horatio Cornblower

This guy sounds like a Make-A-Wish Kid who got to play a game and no, I would absolutely not say that to his face.

Unsurprised

Oh, you bet your ass I’m rooting for Chao— Jacksonville

Petronel

Welp, congrats Hawx.
Let’s see if we can actually field a team next week…

Redshirt

Been there before. To quickly go from “We’ve made it?!” to “Whose left?!”

Doktor Zymm

Purdy’s first game was a Wild Card, it should be fine

Beerguyrob

Brock Purdy’s right arm is going to be a stress fracture example at Stanford Medical School.

Redshirt

His thumb isn’t bleeding; its bone marrow leaking out.

ThePirateSloth

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Redshirt

…and Brock is ded.

Mr. Ayo

Irrelevant.

Beerguyrob

That’s Mr. Irrelevant to you, sir. Put some respect on his appointed name.

Mr. Ayo

GAME. FUCKING. OVER.

HOX!!!!

Petronel

DOINK!
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Beerguyrob

I’ll buy the playoff tickets, but I didn’t think I was going to be watching the 2000 Ravens. But if anyone has a chance to echo Trent Dilfer it’s Sam Darnold.

ThePirateSloth

LOL a doink should count for 1 point

litre_cola

I kind of like this.

Horatio Cornblower

For the other team.

Redshirt

If it misses. If it Doinks and goes in, bonus point for the kicking team.

Doktor Zymm

And if it doinks back into the field of play people should be allowed to catch it and run it in for 1

litre_cola

Ghost of Blair Walsh anyone?

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DOINK

Mr. Ayo

DOINK!

Mr. Ayo

WTF Myers. Enjoy your free agency this offseason.

Col. Duke LaCross

DONNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG

Senor Weaselo

Critical DOINK!

Don T

¡Palo!

Beerguyrob

Charbonnet is the real RB. Walker III gets all the attention.

litre_cola

“Chardonnay” – WineWife

Petronel

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Mr. Ayo

Is Sam Special?

King Hippo

ask that to the trainer who has to find his favoUrite brand of paste in each city they visit

King Hippo

Topical, but applies to the non-Mike in the matchup:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlm-SlJOhwg

Doktor Zymm

Nards hit, don’t think there’s anything the training staff can do for those

litre_cola

This has been a superb tilt.

ThePirateSloth

I really hope all my new(ish) neighbors that I really haven’t talked to since we moved in understand the screams they must hear coming outta my house tonight.

ThePirateSloth

Like I know I’ve talked to 2 of the neighbor husbands that yes, I’m a Seahawks fan, but I’m certain I didn’t exactly explain my level of homerism.

Mr. Ayo

I’m definitely getting a noise complaint tomorrow. Worth it.

litre_cola

I can make it happen now if you want to get it over with?

BC Dick

Title of your sex tape

Gumbygirl

I laughed so loud it scared the cat!

Don T

Are you a clostered monk? Noises before 11 on a Saturday night should be ok anywhere

yeah right

Blame it on the self flagelation.

Mr. Ayo

HOX !!!