Well, bust my plastic table, we’re starting off with a good one! But they’ve all been pretty good and I think this weekend can approach the wildcard round in quality. Every fixture is compelling in one way or another for this neutral observer.
To The Game!
Bills/Broncos:
-Some are worried that Josh doesn’t have a viable #1 receiver to play with but he’s always gotten by with sub talent so why is this game any different? (I suppose it makes a difference over the course of a season but a standalone game? nah) And besides, how much did he accomplish with the malcontent Diggs on his team?
-Nevertheless Mecole Hardman and Curtis Samuels are eligible to play today though their contributions may be minimal. The far more important addition is Ed Oliver, the defensive tackle that may help the run defense, such as it is.
-If Allen drags this flawed team to the AFC Championship and then loses I won’t be the least bit surprised.
-Rb Cook seems to be the key-of Denver’s three losses two of the opponents managed to run over 100+ yards, so there’s that.
-Can the Broncos themselves run? Their EPA per designed run sits at an abysmal -0.04 as opposed to their +0.12 per dropback. This isn’t your usual, ‘grind it out on the ground and let the D take care of business’ team. My guess is that the short passing game to Harvey and McLaughlin will function as the run game.
-As noted, that Bronc’s D is not to be messed with but hoo boy, they’ve given up 350(!) penalty yards just on pass interference penalties alone.
-Payton tracked all of the Bills losses over the last two years and determined that the key to defeating them is to win the turnover battle. Look for his defenders to be ‘punch drunk’ but in a very aggressive way.
Rev your engines.
Josh Allen is cursed
An expert on cursed quarterbacks has just weighed in. Let’s gather round and drink in his knowledge.
Bye Bye Bills
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rDB7qmBEOE
Found a funny:
Donald Trump Curse strikes again thats NICK BOSAS MUSIC
Do I stay and have more coffee or go get a slice and beer next door?
Slice & Beer sounds ROCKING!!!
Pizza and beer. I declare thee enabled
Slice and a beer, definitely.
Did not see the whole game, but sure looked more like the Bills lost instead of the Broncos win — that overtime playcalling by Buffalo was ass
Yep.
Holy crap Hippo! DONKS woo!
Buffalo probably needs to move on from McDermott.
We’re on to Seattle.
Don’t fuck this up Donald.
I hate this stupid fucking game.
Football or life?
Yes
Yeah… Straight up mugging. Spot of foul
Much as I hate refs deciding a game, maybe don’t leap into the receiver’s chest while smashing one of his arms down before the ball gets there.
Bilz with ALL the PI
And followed by stupider stuff!
Lamo lol another PI
THE MOST ELITE FLACCO PI THROW
Buffalo’s secondary is absolute ass.
And Josh Allen wasn’t a whole lot better than that today.
REFS: We are not going to decide this game
[ten seconds later]
REFS: Oh wait yes we are
Roughing the passer was legit #JustSayin
Oh absolutely. But the play before was clear interference and they didn’t call shit. Just a messy job.
Both PI calls were bad if Denver wasn’t flagged at the end of regulation. Agreed. Have to call it same both ways.
These soldiers holding the flag are hopefully earning extra credit while waiting for the OT to end.
They’re just happy they’re nawt in Greenland
Yet.
These refs fucking suck
Again. WTF
Fuck, I’m sweating and out of breath!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3tD9EPOEik
PJ MY QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She is also on my playoffs fantasy team!
I swear I heard the above song on my travels today
THIS JOSH ALLEN I CALL HIM HAILEE STEINNFELD IN TRUE GRIT BECAUSE HE APPEARS TO BE SNAKEBIT.
Refs have been very Donks-considerate
let the bills PI go there, tho
but not there!
Jaysus!
lol they’re delaying the start of our game for OT
Can’t split the tv audience!
Hope they at least got the game on the monitors for y’all
How do you expect people to pay attention?!
Western sunsets, man.
Are they showing it on the big screen?
Nice punt by Allen, subject to replay gods
SUDDEN CHANGE!
Not enough Cooks?
I dunno, Buffalo, I think Denver’s onto the whole “run it into the line on first down” thing.
If the text play by play I’m staring at as if it were the game is accurate, Nix and co went 4 and out, Bills got a first on 3 and 5 and now it’s donks time out?
Correct. Donks are discombobulated.
An interception! That must have been exciting to watch as I got a tiny thrill just reading it
Allen was patient again. And converted. Again.
walkoff safety?
There will be no dancing
ok, we need turnover #5
/Andy Reid’s “first breakfast” chef
Another 3rd and 11 (maybe 12)….
If it wouldn’t kill Hippo I would hope for this OT to last for the next 3 hours so I could watch the end
It would kill Hippo and probably the players because it would probably be into the 4th OT, possibly 5th.
They would surely take another halftime between the 2nd and 3rd OTs right? And maybe restart stadium beer sales
pill 4 for Extra Time!
#ShamePizza for the win! Two SPs if, Jeebus forbid…
Buffalo will deffo play for the octopus if Denver scores first (as is likely).
Oh no. They just need three.
FREE FOOTBALL!
Playoff OT calls for whisky. TARIFF whisky
Until a willder has been determined?
FREE FOOTBALL!
Bonus football!