Your Bills/Broncos Semifinal Open Thread

Well, bust my plastic table, we’re starting off with a good one! But they’ve all been pretty good and I think this weekend can approach the wildcard round in quality. Every fixture is compelling in one way or another for this neutral observer.

To The Game!

Bills/Broncos:

-Some are worried that Josh doesn’t have a viable #1 receiver to play with but he’s always gotten by with sub talent so why is this game any different? (I suppose it makes a difference over the course of a season but a standalone game? nah) And besides, how much did he accomplish with the malcontent Diggs on his team?

-Nevertheless Mecole Hardman and Curtis Samuels are eligible to play today though their contributions may be minimal. The far more important addition is Ed Oliver, the defensive tackle that may help the run defense, such as it is.

-If Allen drags this flawed team to the AFC Championship and then loses I won’t be the least bit surprised.

-Rb Cook seems to be the key-of Denver’s three losses two of the opponents managed to run over 100+ yards, so there’s that.

-Can the Broncos themselves run? Their EPA per designed run sits at an abysmal -0.04 as opposed to their +0.12 per dropback. This isn’t your usual, ‘grind it out on the ground and let the D take care of business’ team. My guess is that the short passing game to Harvey and McLaughlin will function as the run game.

-As noted, that Bronc’s D is not to be messed with but hoo boy, they’ve given up 350(!) penalty yards just on pass interference penalties alone.

-Payton tracked all of the Bills losses over the last two years and determined that the key to defeating them is to win the turnover battle. Look for his defenders to be ‘punch drunk’ but in a very aggressive way.

Rev your engines.

 

 

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Redshirt

Josh Allen is cursed

Brick Meathook

Bye Bye Bills

rockingdog

Found a funny:

Donald Trump Curse strikes again thats NICK BOSAS MUSIC

Unsurprised

Do I stay and have more coffee or go get a slice and beer next door?

rockingdog

Slice & Beer sounds ROCKING!!!

Don T

Pizza and beer. I declare thee enabled

Horatio Cornblower

Slice and a beer, definitely.

Downfield Matriculator

Did not see the whole game, but sure looked more like the Bills lost instead of the Broncos win — that overtime playcalling by Buffalo was ass

Horatio Cornblower

Yep.

Petronel

Holy crap Hippo! DONKS woo!

Horatio Cornblower

Buffalo probably needs to move on from McDermott.

Mr. Ayo

We’re on to Seattle.

Don’t fuck this up Donald.

Unsurprised

I hate this stupid fucking game.

Unsurprised

Yes

Don T

Yeah… Straight up mugging. Spot of foul

Horatio Cornblower

Much as I hate refs deciding a game, maybe don’t leap into the receiver’s chest while smashing one of his arms down before the ball gets there.

Petronel

Bilz with ALL the PI

Downfield Matriculator

And followed by stupider stuff!

rockingdog

Lamo lol another PI

fleshwound_NPG

THE MOST ELITE FLACCO PI THROW

Horatio Cornblower

Buffalo’s secondary is absolute ass.

And Josh Allen wasn’t a whole lot better than that today.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

REFS: We are not going to decide this game

[ten seconds later]

REFS: Oh wait yes we are

Don T

Roughing the passer was legit #JustSayin

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Oh absolutely. But the play before was clear interference and they didn’t call shit. Just a messy job.

King Hippo

Both PI calls were bad if Denver wasn’t flagged at the end of regulation. Agreed. Have to call it same both ways.

Beerguyrob

These soldiers holding the flag are hopefully earning extra credit while waiting for the OT to end.

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Doktor Zymm

They’re just happy they’re nawt in Greenland

Horatio Cornblower

Yet.

Mr. Ayo

These refs fucking suck

Mr. Ayo

Again. WTF

Gumbygirl

Fuck, I’m sweating and out of breath!

King Hippo
King Hippo

PJ MY QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Doktor Zymm

She is also on my playoffs fantasy team!

King Hippo

I swear I heard the above song on my travels today

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

THIS JOSH ALLEN I CALL HIM HAILEE STEINNFELD IN TRUE GRIT BECAUSE HE APPEARS TO BE SNAKEBIT.

King Hippo

Refs have been very Donks-considerate

fleshwound_NPG

let the bills PI go there, tho

fleshwound_NPG

but not there!

Gumbygirl

Jaysus!

ThePirateSloth

lol they’re delaying the start of our game for OT

Doktor Zymm

Can’t split the tv audience!

Hope they at least got the game on the monitors for y’all

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Beerguyrob

How do you expect people to pay attention?!

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Gumbygirl

Western sunsets, man.

Gumbygirl

Are they showing it on the big screen?

Downfield Matriculator

Nice punt by Allen, subject to replay gods

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Mr. Ayo

SUDDEN CHANGE!

Senor Weaselo

Not enough Cooks?

Horatio Cornblower

I dunno, Buffalo, I think Denver’s onto the whole “run it into the line on first down” thing.

Doktor Zymm

If the text play by play I’m staring at as if it were the game is accurate, Nix and co went 4 and out, Bills got a first on 3 and 5 and now it’s donks time out?

Mr. Ayo

Correct. Donks are discombobulated.

Doktor Zymm

An interception! That must have been exciting to watch as I got a tiny thrill just reading it

King Hippo

Allen was patient again. And converted. Again.

King Hippo

walkoff safety?

Mr. Ayo

There will be no dancing

King Hippo

ok, we need turnover #5

/Andy Reid’s “first breakfast” chef

King Hippo

Another 3rd and 11 (maybe 12)….

Doktor Zymm

If it wouldn’t kill Hippo I would hope for this OT to last for the next 3 hours so I could watch the end

Senor Weaselo

It would kill Hippo and probably the players because it would probably be into the 4th OT, possibly 5th.

Doktor Zymm

They would surely take another halftime between the 2nd and 3rd OTs right? And maybe restart stadium beer sales

King Hippo

pill 4 for Extra Time!

Don T

#ShamePizza for the win! Two SPs if, Jeebus forbid…

King Hippo

Buffalo will deffo play for the octopus if Denver scores first (as is likely).

Mr. Ayo

Oh no. They just need three.

Mr. Ayo

FREE FOOTBALL!

Don T

Playoff OT calls for whisky. TARIFF whisky

Senor Weaselo

Until a willder has been determined?

Redshirt

FREE FOOTBALL!

Senor Weaselo

Bonus football!