I must say I covered my bases nicely with the headline. If the Pats win there will be a celebration for the 2nd-year fella. If he loses and gets sacked multiple times, that’s what he’ll be yelling.
To The Game!
Texans/Pats:
-One of the reasons that I think Houston can take this is because Maye hasn’t faced a top 12 defense the entire year.
-A second reason that I think the Texans will prevail is because the Pats lost to the only playoff team they played this year. (that sked was very generous)
-New England is favored by three and the O/U is 40.5 (seems high)
-That nasty Texans D doesn’t need to blitz in order to get pressure. Maye vs the blitz was phenomenal though-12 TD’s and 0 INT’s was his line during the regular season. Of course, he was doing it against lesser competition.
-Should Stroud get time to pass I think the primary recipient will be Jayden Higgins. Kirk put up a wonderful 144 yards last week but that represented less than 50% of his yards to date.
-Speaking of Outliers: Stroud’s 5 fumbles last week have scared Texans backers and made neutrals wary. Thing is, he only had two the previous 17 games. (he did have 8 INT’s though)
-Secret Weapon?: After receiving only one lonely carry in 2 of the last 3 tilts Chubb had 10 last week and did it at a 4.8 clip. Them Texans need to grind the clock and this fella might be the answer.
-Stroud is only the 4th QB to start and win a playoff game in his first three years but gets no credit for doing so.
Do your best.
I don’t know if Stroud is seeing ghosts out there, but he sure as fuck isn’t seeing any of the Patriots.
Maye is quiet
quittingStrouding..
“Take a load off, C.J. I got this one.” – Jo’quavious Marks
More like TO’quavious Marks, amirite?
Turnovers for the Turnover God!
Houston, you have a problem.
Oh, look. Another turnover.
TURNOVERS????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5RlSaI4hrQ
OH YEAH!!!!
Get Stroud out of there.
SUDDEN IMAGINARY CHANGE!
Four pickerceptions! Four FUMBRE!! WHO YA GOT????
Drake Maye quietly trying to match CJ Stroud.
Huh. That’s the first time I’ve ever seen someone dive in front of a C. Kirk to prevent a projectile from reaching him.
Walking over. We gots snow!
All I wanted was to be floaty again and it worked.
Heard online:
What do you talk about during halftime? Which red, white and blue jersey is ours.
Why is Stroud taking the field?
Is CJ still on his rookie deal or did the 500s already give him a bag?
3rd year of his rookie deal. They might want to cancel that 5th year option now.
Interceptions for the Interception God!
AFC Championship – New York Jets at Miami Dolphins – January 23rd, 1983 | Pro-Football-Reference.com
Only reason why CJ Stroud even sees the 2nd half.
two good drives by the greatriots, thats it. everything else theyve done is meh at best
next week is gonna be donks 9 pats 6
At least Zymm won’t have to wait for her game to start like the Hoxxers did last night.
So far, this game is kind of like the one last Monday night, except the Pats have a competent offense.
Lisa watching CJ today:
Relax, Patriot fans. That flag will be there if and when you need it.
He’s going to get stuffed in a locker at halftime.
Gotta go, DeMeco Ryans just called me to QB the 2nd half.
A terrible decision and an even worse throw.
They have to pull CJ Stroud. No way he can take the field again.
Got to hand it to Mr Kraft and the Patriots D just dispose of the evidence afterwards
who cares about nico collins, they could have 1987 jerry rice right now and it will still not matter
They did it? They did it! The Houston Texans got a First Down!!!
Now a completed pass to a teammate? I guess CJ saw Davis warming up.
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CJS should have maybe 6 pickerceptions already.
He’s on the way.
HANDS…OF A STURGEON
https://twitter.com/bearzaobr/status/2012999723351675231?s=46
No nintendo.
I LOVE THIS TEAM
Naptime until we watch Dok Zymm Amongst a Sea of Bears
Texans Fans to Texans Head Coach:
https://bsky.app/profile/celebrityhottub.bsky.social/post/3mcq2ajvfv22f
Houston’s O-Line is trying to force the issue with pulling Stroud.
possible we just witnessed the last points scored today unless cj wants to go full shitbag
nope, houston is giving up
even at his worst the sex cannon never wasted good defense quite like this
At Halftime the Texan Defensive players are going to beat the shit out of CJ.
Blanket party his ass but with cans of soda instead of bars of soap.
jockstraps full of gravel
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Oh my BLEERGH…
other than one decent-ish drive the pats have looked like dogshit too
donks might actually have a shot next week
/laughs in Jarred Stidham
MARCUS JONES I LOVE YOU
Wild Card Stroud showed up…
paging Davis Mills….
GOD DAMMIT CJ. WTF was that.
WOO!
what a fucking dipshit