Maye Day! Maye Day!

I must say I covered my bases nicely with the headline. If the Pats win there will be a celebration for the 2nd-year fella. If he loses and gets sacked multiple times, that’s what he’ll be yelling.

To The Game!

Texans/Pats:

-One of the reasons that I think Houston can take this is because Maye hasn’t faced a top 12 defense the entire year.

-A second reason that I think the Texans will prevail is because the Pats lost to the only playoff team they played this year. (that sked was very generous)

-New England is favored by three and the O/U is 40.5 (seems high)

-That nasty Texans D doesn’t need to blitz in order to get pressure. Maye vs the blitz was phenomenal though-12 TD’s and 0 INT’s was his line during the regular season. Of course, he was doing it against lesser competition.

-Should Stroud get time to pass I think the primary recipient will be Jayden Higgins. Kirk put up a wonderful 144 yards last week but that represented less than 50% of his yards to date.

-Speaking of Outliers: Stroud’s 5 fumbles last week have scared Texans backers and made neutrals wary. Thing is, he only had two the previous 17 games. (he did have 8 INT’s though)

-Secret Weapon?: After receiving only one lonely carry in 2 of the last 3 tilts Chubb had 10 last week and did it at a 4.8 clip. Them Texans need to grind the clock and this fella might be the answer.

-Stroud is only the 4th QB to start and win a playoff game in his first three years but gets no credit for doing so.

Do your best.

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Horatio Cornblower

I don’t know if Stroud is seeing ghosts out there, but he sure as fuck isn’t seeing any of the Patriots.

BugEyedBoo

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Take a load off, C.J. I got this one.” – Jo’quavious Marks

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

More like TO’quavious Marks, amirite?

Mr. Ayo

Turnovers for the Turnover God!

Horatio Cornblower

Houston, you have a problem.

Redshirt

Oh, look. Another turnover.

Horatio Cornblower
litre_cola

Get Stroud out of there.

Mr. Ayo

SUDDEN IMAGINARY CHANGE!

King Hippo

Four pickerceptions! Four FUMBRE!! WHO YA GOT????

Horatio Cornblower

Drake Maye quietly trying to match CJ Stroud.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Huh. That’s the first time I’ve ever seen someone dive in front of a C. Kirk to prevent a projectile from reaching him.

Doktor Zymm

Walking over. We gots snow!

DJ TAJ

All I wanted was to be floaty again and it worked.

Redshirt

Heard online:

What do you talk about during halftime? Which red, white and blue jersey is ours.

Redshirt

Why is Stroud taking the field?

litre_cola

Is CJ still on his rookie deal or did the 500s already give him a bag?

Mr. Ayo

3rd year of his rookie deal. They might want to cancel that 5th year option now.

Mr. Ayo

Interceptions for the Interception God!

Redshirt
fleshwound_NPG

two good drives by the greatriots, thats it. everything else theyve done is meh at best

next week is gonna be donks 9 pats 6

Gumbygirl

At least Zymm won’t have to wait for her game to start like the Hoxxers did last night.

BeefReeferLives

So far, this game is kind of like the one last Monday night, except the Pats have a competent offense.

BeefReeferLives

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Relax, Patriot fans. That flag will be there if and when you need it.

Gumbygirl

He’s going to get stuffed in a locker at halftime.

SonOfSpam

Gotta go, DeMeco Ryans just called me to QB the 2nd half.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

A terrible decision and an even worse throw.

Redshirt

They have to pull CJ Stroud. No way he can take the field again.

Gatoraids

Got to hand it to Mr Kraft and the Patriots D just dispose of the evidence afterwards

fleshwound_NPG

who cares about nico collins, they could have 1987 jerry rice right now and it will still not matter

Redshirt

They did it? They did it! The Houston Texans got a First Down!!!

Redshirt

Now a completed pass to a teammate? I guess CJ saw Davis warming up.

Jimbo

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King Hippo

CJS should have maybe 6 pickerceptions already.

Mr. Ayo

He’s on the way.

Petronel

HANDS…OF A STURGEON

Jimbo

No nintendo.

The Maestro

I LOVE THIS TEAM

King Hippo

Naptime until we watch Dok Zymm Amongst a Sea of Bears

Redshirt

Texans Fans to Texans Head Coach:

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Redshirt

Houston’s O-Line is trying to force the issue with pulling Stroud.

fleshwound_NPG

possible we just witnessed the last points scored today unless cj wants to go full shitbag

fleshwound_NPG

nope, houston is giving up

fleshwound_NPG

even at his worst the sex cannon never wasted good defense quite like this

Spur

At Halftime the Texan Defensive players are going to beat the shit out of CJ.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Blanket party his ass but with cans of soda instead of bars of soap.

Spur

jockstraps full of gravel

Jimbo

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Redshirt

Oh my BLEERGH…

fleshwound_NPG

other than one decent-ish drive the pats have looked like dogshit too

donks might actually have a shot next week

Horatio Cornblower

/laughs in Jarred Stidham

The Maestro

MARCUS JONES I LOVE YOU

Redshirt

Wild Card Stroud showed up…

King Hippo

paging Davis Mills….

Mr. Ayo

GOD DAMMIT CJ. WTF was that.

Petronel

WOO!

fleshwound_NPG

what a fucking dipshit