Yeah, apparently we’re in our “thoughts” unit of Wumbo Wednesday, also known as “It’s 3:45, I have to leave for my gig at 5, the Korean fried chicken place down the block that I tried out actually only does whole birds so I have about 2/3 of a chicken left in my fridge (a little bit of honey garlic/soy sauce, most of the sweet & spicy, they did not have a spicy & spicy even though the Google Maps pic said they had mala sauce but the pamphlet said otherwise), so I should probably write.” Such as:
Apparently the limit in terms of my tea drunkenness is about a liter and a half of Scottish Breakfast. I have a tendency to put in way too much tea. Which, since it’s just for me, I am fine with. I was on the second steep of it, saw how it was somehow even darker than the first steep, and definitely realized I had overdone it. I regret very little, namely that I didn’t finish the second pot because I just couldn’t drink it anymore. Could God make tea too strong for Senor Weaselo? Well apparently I can.
…Good thing I’m indoors, that sudden lightning storm just appeared out of nowhere!
Anyway, speaking of snow thoughts: I think that adults don’t necessarily hate the snow. We hate that we still have responsibilities to fulfill in the snow. Playing in the snow would kick ass! As a lefty, when I finished cleaning out my car I went full imagining Gomer Phillips’s delivery with a pretty perfectly able to pack snowball. (He’s a sidewinder, nasty slider.) So, like, take me for example. Hanging around inside (and working remote) to watch the snow? Totally fine, make some cocoa. Have to go to jury duty Tuesday and then a gig after that in the snow? Absolutely awful. Traffic wasn’t bad, but parking was a bit rough. Because again, who needs clearing all the snow for spots you’re not currently in?
So that’ll suck for the next week or three. Okay, I gotta get dressed. What’s on tonight?
Non-Olympic Hockey
Toronto (currently not on fire somehow) vs. Tampa Bay (7:30, TNT)
Chess Battle! (VGK vs. LAK, 10:00, TNT)
Varsity Not Slamball:
OKC vs. DET (7:30, ESPN)
A Celebration of White People Throughout History: BOS vs. DEN (10:00, ESPN)
JV Not Slamball:
DFO Big East Championship Match: St. John’s vs. UConn (7:00, Peacock? Bastards.)
Butler Almost Did It vs. Future Knicks (Butler vs. Nova, 7:00, FS1)
Florida vs. Tejas (Are either of these teams ranked? I don’t know!) (7:00, ESPN2)
D’Artagnan, Motherfucker! vs. I don’t know, is there a priest in The Three Musketeers? (Xavier vs. Providence, 7:30, TruTV)
aTm vs. Pirate Kansas (9:00, ESPN2)
K-State vs. Colorada (9:00 vs. FS1)
College Basket Tweaker Action! (Utah vs. San Diego)State (11:00, FS1)
CONCACAF Cup Action:
FC Redshirt vs. Universidad O&M (Rep. Dom.) (7:00, FS2)
Vancouver vs. Cartagines (Costa Rica) (9:30, FS2)
Super CONCACAF Tweaker Action! Galaxy vs. Sporting San Miguelito (La Panamá) (11:30, FS2)
It’s the little things I remember from Spanish, as opposed to how good enunciation works. But I never had that one.
Just west of Salt Lake City
Over Macho Grande?
Not sure . . .
The Moon or Utah?
What’s the difference?
The moon is made of spare ribs?
“Quick! Someone call NASA!”
A. Reid
This was Jonathan Ogden in high school:
Favorite niece probably made it home to Maine tonight after a full 2 day delay.
Just having the extra day with her and her husband, both some of my favorite people, was a joy.
She got a free trip to Disneyland out of it.
Probably not a standard United Airlines perk and more one of her aunts having access perk but still.
It’s so quiet and yet after 4 months we have new upstairs neighbors and so far they don’t wear shoes inside!
Got my rental address in Paris and it’s fucking sweet.
Yeah. Here we go!
The closer you make it to your last week on the force, the more I think about McBain’s partner getting shot up in that diner.
…
Look, it says it’s still thinking.
At least it got Q is for penguin. That’s so true.
Also P is for Penguin, though I have no idea what that unholy abomination of an animal is supposed to be.
I didn’t know penguins were marsupials! Good for them!
Those last 3 rows are insane
K IS for Lion. Kimba the White Lion!
Pani Puri for dinner. One of the advantages of living in a place where at least half the delivery places are Indian. Disadvantage, nowhere with pierogies
SO A NEIGHBOR KNOCKED ON MY FRONT DOOR AT 3AM…3AM!!!!
LUCKILY I WAS ALREADY UP PLAYING THE BAGPIPES.
Kilt sans underwear as God intended?
As is the way of our people
keeping the memory of Piper alive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_PvAmyJb7w
It is unfair for one man to be so tough.
When we went to the UK Rampage in Glasgow, Roddy came through the audience playing his bagpipes. It was fucking awesome !
“And you didn’t just shoot your shotgun through the door?”
-Soooo many Americans
Here are my thoughts on snow today:
Gonna be 90 on Friday.
That’s a bit much, let’s spread it around a bit.
Great thing about sledding as an adult, the snow keeps your beer cold
A Giants site that I frequent asked its visitors where they lived. “A Perpetual World of Hurt” was not accepted as a valid answer.
I think Hippo goes on the Everton one to pick fights.
& now I want to know what his handle is & lurk, because I could see the King of Water Horses being an EPIC shitpoaster.
I think you’d be able to tell. If you speak Hippo.
Oh, good, Charles Barkley is doing GLP1 commercials, too. How many signs of the apocalypse until it mercifully fucking comes?
when the last fatress of pride sumo takes a GLP sponsor then that will the final day. reminds me have to wait til March 8th for the next grand sumo
Leftovers? What are those?
Hey, Horatio, did you leave this someplace?
https://www.reddit.com/r/nfffffffluuuuuuuuuuuu/comments/1reixpq/my_buddy_a_native_texas_resident_and_avid_cowboy/
Bravo.
Could be worse

And hey, I found a new fun nerd website!
https://obsoletemedia.org/data/data-timeline/
like to send the younger devs back to the old internet with this useful 90s site still kickin 19kbs with timeline of when various foods were invented and has nice list of old throwback recipes for various decade theme parties
https://www.foodtimeline.org/index.html
Love it!
That’s some artisinal Ma & Pa Olde Fashioned internet right there
That’s up to 1.4MB of powerful images there folks…