Prem Week el Segundo – Open Thread

Did everybody enjoy week one?  I mean, a home loss ain’t never a great start…but at least Everton tried to play football.  A bit Brentford-ish a vibe, perhaps?

Anyway, we had Friday Night Footy again, and the peoples say amen.  Poor Team Knifey, looked like their HT adjustments would earn them (and their confidence) a vital away point, perhaps more…until the Robins Hood got the dagger in the 89th minute.  They now get City of Men and Chelski before an international break that will see them hiding under their collective bed.  A cruel league, this.

We do NOT get an early kickoff AGAIN, which is most annoying.  And Luton Town/Boo-urnley got postponed for some reason (still upgrading the bandbox stadium, perhaps?), so we only get three in the 10:00 window.  One – and USA’s broadcast choice – is the Redshite Filth hosting yeah right’s Cherries.  So…we won’t be turning on the teevee box in the morning hours.  Mighty Whitey host Praise Beesus on Peacock, a much better choice for the neutral.  Or the Litre of Cola.  Trashbirds are also away to Wolves.  I guess that’s not too bad.

Spurs host Men Untied (12:30, NBC), in a right proper Spotlight Dance.  I’m tipping Richarlison to play a blinder here, this one could easily have 5+ goals in it.  You even get a 3p late nighter, Peacock-only.  City of Men hosting the Bonesaws, hopefully worth a watch.  I am so sick of all the Geordie blowing in the futbol media.  Pep has some injury concerns to navigate, though.

Double-headed dildo action for Sunday Funday on USA, with Everton away to Villa (9:00), followed by Fronk’s Hammers hosting Chelski (11:30).  The biggest storyline is obviously WHERE is rockingdog??

There is also the insomniac special WWC finale (Sunday at 6a EST, Fox), with Spain taking on the Scissor LioUns Sponsored by VAR.  There are some cute and talented midfielders on Espana, worth your time as long as Inglen no win.  Silver medal is up for grabs on Saturday, but kicks off at 4a.  My perverted dedication has limits, Sverge.