Sexy Friday – 20240802

TGIF! What a doozy of a weekend it is here: Seafair! You’ve got boats, you’ve got the Blue Angels, you’ve got hydroplane boat races, you’ve got water, and you’ve got a sunburn! I’ll enjoy watching it on TV.

Survival – Personal Edition

For all you parents out there, let’s go over the long standing cliches. How many have you used?

• When I was your age…
• Life isn’t fair.
• They call it bedtime for a reason.
• Do I have to come over there?
• You’re bored? I’m Dad, nice to meet you.
• Just a few more miles.
• That’s twice. Three strikes and you’re out.
• You make a better door than a window.
• Eat your vegetables.
• Because it’s my house.
• There’s no allowance without “allow.”
• Can we keep the noise down to a low roar?
• Are you trying to cool the entire neighborhood?
• Money doesn’t grow on trees.
• You’ll spoil your dinner.
• You won’t be happy until someone loses an eye.
• If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
• This is why we can’t have nice things.
• You’re not going out looking like that.
• This hurts me more than it hurts you.
• This is why I have gray hair.
• You have nothing to do? I’ll give you something to do.
• Your face is going to stay like that.
• There are children starving in…
• While you’re under my roof, you follow my rules.
• Don’t make me pull this car over.
• Go ask your Mom.

So how did you do? Post your score below and I’ll give the highest score a +1. Also, add your favoUrite ones that I didn’t include.

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Survival – Species Edition

Time to put the sexy in Friday!

Enjoy the weekend, folks! Alright, now let’s get to the comments!