Sexy Friday – 20241018

TGIF! Hope you traded for a new number one receiver this week. And more importantly, that you traded for the right number one receiver.

Survival – Personal Edition

This edition is very dire one. One I doubt any of us will ever encounter in our lives hopefully. HOWEVAH! This edition helps explain how we humans determined the difference between edible mushrooms, deadly mushrooms, poisonous mushrooms, and kick ass mushrooms. And, of course, many other things that we now know can be consumed safely and those things that should never be touched or eaten.

• Fast for at least eight (8) hours before testing a new food source. Need that stomach and intestines as empty as possible for the worst case scenario.
• Separate your food source into basic components: seeds, plant, leaves, stems, flowers, buds, and roots.
• Place the plant part into the crook of your elbow for 15 minutes to test for contact poisoning. If there’s no irritation, you’ve passed step one (1) or your skin is super effective.
• Now place the plant part on your lips for about 5 minutes. Test for any burning or itching on your lips, and then check your skin coloUr. If white, you may have just exposed yourself to spices for the first time. If darker, you’ll know if it’s causing too much burning.
• Next, place another plant part on your tongue for 5 minutes. Again, you’re looking for irritation.
• Time to get serious. Chew a plant part but don’t swallow. After chewing, hold it in your mouth for 15 minutes, then assess any irritation or numbness.
• If you’ve got this far and have not experienced any irritation, numbness, or burning, you can safely swallow a small portion of the plant.
• The hard part now, is you have to wait another eight (8) hours before eating anything else, including the well tested plant. Should anything bad start to happen (vomiting or nausea), drink as much water as possible to flush your system. If nothing happens, eat another small portion of the plant and wait an additional eight (8) hours.  If there are again no issues, the plant is safe to eat.

So, yes, intermittent fasting is how our forefathers learned what we can and cannot eat. Best of luck if you actually have to go through this process.

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Survival – Species Edition

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