Hey look, we got ourselves a third game on Thanksgiving! But we always have a Thursday night game during the season so not a big whoop but I do recall when it was only a doubleheader and we thought that was enough. At that point we’d wait for the prime time, very special “Alf” episode. I particularly remember the one where he was molested in a bicycle repair shop. However, if the NFL is good at one thing, it’s shoving their product down our willing gullets so we get more.
But does this tilt strike you as one of those ‘off’ games whereby you can’t quite get a handle on it? I usually feel this way when I don’t have a point of reference/history for the teams. The Packers franchise pre-dates Virginia Halas McCaskey’s discovery of fire and the Fins have been around for 59 years and yet they’ve only played 23 times. Now I understand.
To The Game!
Fins/Packers:
-As far as the all-time record goes the Packers lead the series 14-9.
-Giants castoff Xavier McKinney leads the league with seven interceptions (of course he does) because the stink washes off some players earlier than others.
-Perhaps one can be concussed ‘properly’? In the five games since Tua came back from another skull-rattling he has an 11/1 TD/INT rate. However, the team is only 3-2 because that defense is so generous.
-Should Tyreek score a TD he’ll be one of only 4 active players with 80 or more. Mike Evans is one and you didn’t expect me to look up the others so why would I disappoint you by doing so?
-Despite winning six of their last seven Green Bay can’t gain ground on the Vikes and Detroit and so are sitting in third in the division.
-While everyone raves about King Henry and Saquon (rightfully so) Josh Jacobs is sitting on the cusp of yet another 1,000 yard season (944 yards at 4.7 ypc)
Do your thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LheEkndVrZc&list=PLFi9V6EFsFImuaVHJA2g3mChHkS6g51Yj&index=27
For Gumby
Did a pug win best un show???
Holy fuck! Vito!!!!!!! Eyetie pug!!!!!i
Like an iggle superb owl. So many day “you shouldn’t have one it’s cruel”
Fuck you, know how to keep one healthy, litrepug walks 7km a day and is shredded.
Arrive at sister’s house.
Beers.
Beers.
Beers.
Gummie.
Dinner.
Bourbone
Beer
Desert
Gummie
Beeeers
2 bourbons
adn beer
Hapy New Christmas to all!
Bridges across the Northeast shudder…
Watch out for that desert course, quite dry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tao1Hs29Lv0&list=PLFi9V6EFsFImuaVHJA2g3mChHkS6g51Yj&index=19
Amazing dinner. Wife is asleep now. Downstairs whisky? Yes please.
Just got up off the floor where I’ve been wallowing in my own crapulence after turkey dinner at 2, followed by turkey dinner at 7:50.
Really let the clubhouse down, but thankful some of you were able to carry on. Think I’m going to do some dishes, (really thankful that my wife got my son to do the dishes while my brother and I hung with my father), then hit the sack. Back at it tomorrow!
Except I took tomorrow off, so I will probably just do some more wallowing.
Thankful to have all of you around, let’s keep it that way for another year at least, shall we?
“…then hit the sack”
Kinda thought that was Lowratio’s job
We call that the speed bag.
Planes, Trains and Automobiles on in one room. National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation on in the other room. Tough choice.
Go into your own space and rock out
Jason Garrett sounds like one of those guys that you definitely don’t want to talk to at the bar but you come back from the toilet and there he is.
“Did everything come out OK?”
Lil’ WCS pulled me aside today to tell me she’s thankful for me.
I caught Lil’er WCS mocking/imitating me in the rearview mirror earlier, mimicking me singing while driving.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GmYsHZjTPk
I’m proud to report this is one of her favorite songs, too. Kid’s going to be a Marine; I can tell. I blame LemonJello.
Also, I’m like, stoopid in love with the princess. Her semi-royal butt saved mine from the pit of depression and booze, and then we had a miracle of a son together. She puts up with my inanity and insanity — willingly. God bless her.
Duke WCS actually puke thrice today; he’s presumably got a stomach bug to cap an already crappy week. Give him credit: he never cried or tantrumed, even if justified. He just got quiet and erupted.
Lastly, thankful for yinz chucklefucks, for always keeping me laughing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONLOQ7wrumE&list=PLFi9V6EFsFIkuSpLRIWCO1kp6EjBkqLjJ&index=25
That’s a good kid.
Solid as fuck
Down 13 1:30 left throwing 7yd middle routes and leaving TUA in all signs you bet the over on Fencing Motions per game.
That was horrible to witness.
The worst. Makes you question why we watch.
Kinda… Little… Sorta… PI…
keep the cameras rollin
sorry for the kids but can only hope McDaniel is back making toys with Santa by this time next year.
He always looks like he lost his science project.
Only condolence tonight as s Dolphins fan is that at least all our homer bets will fittingly go to the Seminole Hardrock Sportsbook on this very thankful day.
After Final Sacrifice now time for mst3k Tua: The Concussions of Fate
https://www.twitch.tv/mst3k
and other of only your finest low budget costreaming locations. Torgo would be an upgrade at general manager
The Master would not approve.
Ok, I’ve had more pie than turkey at this point, so I’m off to bed. Night, clubhouse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHqvWM61Fow&list=PLFi9V6EFsFIkuSpLRIWCO1kp6EjBkqLjJ&index=13
We’re rolling tonight, gang. I live for this shit.
Happy Thanksgiving to all my friends south of the border with a notable lack of superfluous “U”s in their spelling. Hope the tryptophan is setting in nicely by this point.
thanks for the well wishes, we bring you only good cheer as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91JUaVwObOw
why aren’t all the commercials nihilist now? C’mon, Murrika, we’ve seen you unmasked. You don’t care about a child’s joy, or whether anybody gets sick. Quit pussyfooting around the real, dark id.
“Nihilists? Fuck me…I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude. At least it’s an ethos!”
Did Miami put Tua in on defense for that hit
You want to hear something cool.
Eldest granddaughter remembered that I gave her a notebook when I came back from Portugal and she brought me a notebook back from her studies abroad in Madrid.
I’m going to hand write my next trip in that book and we’re going to keep this thing going forward.
Super cool thought.
That shit touched me.
That’s awesome
I love that!
Paste a couple pictures in there and it’s your forever.
I’m going to get her to Rome.
Bullee Dat!
Guten abend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugQPnjDL09Q&list=PLFi9V6EFsFIkuSpLRIWCO1kp6EjBkqLjJ&index=2
First Tanksgiving here. Two calls in, two domestics already.
Does this get you out of working Christmas?
My pass days are Tuesdays and Wednesday, so I’m off anyway.
That stated, overtime bonus is obscene.
and really, the FITBAW has been complete shit.
Guten abend!
Wie gehts?
Holidays are all domestics all day. Family +time + alcohol = domestic
Food accomplished.
pumpkin pie: ruined. A rare but disappointing miss from Costco
“Soupy”
The folks in Kirkland are going to get an earful tomorrow.
That sounds yuck
Will you be doing a Thanks Costco meme?
Thursday night football is back and fully operational
Seems cryotherapy is not helping with concussion recovery
Freezing the brain just leads to how Wesley Snipes dies in Demolition Man.
I’m sooooo stuffed! But I believe in myself, so I will cram in a piece of pie.
You can do it!
You can do it! I just did and I’m still alive.
Which kind?
Key lime. Made by the Wahini.
Delicious.
I was so fucking full it took half a bottle of wine and two beers before I could attempt the pie.
Pumpkin.
No mints?
They are way-fur thin
Fuck off I’m full.
I couldn’t eat another bite.
Well.
Alright.
.
Hey, Tua didn’t lower his head into the defender! Good for him!
How bout dem Bears?
though they signed up for the rollover plan
Totally forgot about this game, and based on the comment count looks like I’m not the only one!
Was playing Squirrel with a Gun, now drinking bubbly wine from a pint glass and eating Doritos. Classy!
Is that a cute, anthropomorphic re-imagining of “Hobo with a shotgun”?
.
I met Rutger Hauer at the Sundance premiere of that movie. I don’t think he was acting!
How fun is it.
I’m enjoying it, well worth the $14
Welp, walked right into the open dishwasher, gonna have a nice big bruise on my shin. Time to just end the day and eat another edible.
feels like this will also be McDaniels halftime speech to the fins
My legs are covered with mystery bruises. I think it’s from lugging boxes into my storage unit.
I set up my home office in such a way that I regularly walk full speed into a chair arm, big bruise smack in the middle of my right quad
At least that’s what the report says at the ER
Is one of the announcers Tony Dungy? Sounds like him, and makes sense as he has no family anymore hanging around.
Worse. Jason Garrett
Here’s a fun activity – think of roughly what percentage you estimate yourself to be on the way to dead. Then, do the maths!
I am 51, and estimated 70%. Ergo, 51 divided by 0.7 – and I should die just short of age 73.
math pills are a new low
I was banking on 72 since my early 40’s but then I started walking and eating right and what really did it was the travel.
I want to live at least another 30 years as long as my brain still works and I remember who I am. Shit man!
What’s next!
Dolphins offense explodes into life 3 pts at a time, truly a thanksgiving miracle
one can of dolphin packed
Fins trying to make sure I can spend more time watching the return of Rowsdower on MST3k day in an hour or so
LOLfin pic, based on prior research
dolphin returner really going out of his way to make a difference in the game
This is why you wait until AFTER THE GAME to eat, dummy
Happy Thanksgiving to my fellow Americans!
Happy Thursday to my fellow Canadians! Bon jeudi à mes concitoyens canadiens!
I hope you enjoyed a great feast with loved ones.
But let us remember that for us to eat, something else must be eaten.
Here’s Robert Shaw’s tale of being eaten by sharks:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9S41Kplsbs
The StarKist game
“Dolphins and Packers? I wish I was at that game.” – Tua, putting on his helmet.
Wish we had a Collinsworth Oceangate Cruiser
Apparently he has the night off.
It’s a Thanksgiving Miracle!!!
scared he might pop out of garrett like an announcing turducken
“Now here’s a gobbler…!”