TGIF! Fuck Microsoft forever. Spent all day fixing an Exchange server that got fucked by an update that just randomly installed itself this morning. First of all, those updates are supposed to only be applied on Saturday night, and secondly, and most importantly, that update shouldn’t fucking cripple the server. I’m going to be mad about this all weekend. Totally ruined my Friday drinking schedule.
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Speaking of common annoyances, let’s take a look at some advances in the cleaning space. (No vacuums are discussed below for obvious PTSD related reasons)
1. Window Glass
The product is “Cleartect” and it’s a self-cleaning glass. Initially made for airports and office buildings, its effectiveness soon made it a popular option for homes. The glass is coated in titanium oxide which is photocatalytic and hydrophilic. That results in with any amount of moisture and light anything on the surface of the glass breaks down and is washed away.
2. Toilet Seat
This is not about a bidet. You should already have that as it’s one of mankind’s greatest inventions. Instead, this is for a public toilet and it’s a self-cleaning toilet seat. After every use, the seat simply rotates through a washing device on the back of the seat. The washing removes such items as staph, E. Coli, hep A, and strep. I, for one, did not realize my exposed rectum was subject to such infections previously. Also, the cleaning cycle only takes 15 seconds and you can manually initiate and additional cleaning cycle if you’re paranoid.
3. Clothes
Back to the self-cleaning theme, these are self-cleaning clothes. And surprise! Titanium dioxide is is used here too. However, this only works on cotton threads. But it works the same and breaks down pollutants and with enough movement and light the cotton will stay clean.
That’s enough cleaning talk for today. It’s the weekend, let’s move on.
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