Sexy Friday – 20250718

TGIF! As you read this I’m going deaf standing next to the starting line at the drag strip. Remember to wear earplugs at loud events, folks. Your future old self will thank you.

Word Count Filler Time

Speaking of cars, let’s learn about a couple failed ones.

Brigs & Stratton Hybrid (1980)

That’s right, the lawn mower engine maker tried to make a car. Actually, they were making a prototype car and then use it as a proof of concept so that real manufacturers would buy a B&S hybrid engine to power their own cars. At the time, the hybrid concept was quite exotic and new. As most of you can guess, there was one huge problem that sank this project: batteries. The type of battery needed for a hybrid engine wouldn’t exist for another 20 years. With the battery technology as it was in 1980, B&S had to use 12 rechargeable batteries that were located in the trunk. Those batteries weighed half a ton and necessitated a second set of rear tires to hold up the the rear of the car. The performance of the car was dismal: 60 mile range, 8 hours to recharge the batteries, 0-40 mph time of 22 seconds with engine and battery power, and a top speed of 68 mph. Needless to say, no car manufacturer was interested and the project was dropped. The first usable hybrid wouldn’t go on sale until 1999.

Ford Carousel (1970s)

Ford execs had the grand idea of a van that could hold up to 7 passengers but was small enough to handle like a car and fit in a garage. They then built a full size clay model of the van and then did a survey to gauge public interest. The response was so unexpectedly positive, then did a second one to verify and the results were nearly identical. That led them to develop an actual prototype and made plans to introduce the van for the 1975 model year. Then egos clashed. Ford president Lee Iacocca liked the van, but his boss, the one and only Henry Ford II, hated it. He was quoted several years later, “I’m not a big survey man. I think that if you’re in the business you ought to know what the hell you want to do and you can’t rely on a survey to pull your bacon out of the the frying pan.” He cancelled the Carousel plans. Then in 1978 Ford fired Iacocca. Iacocca went to Chrysler and several Ford execs followed him. There Lee revived the Carousel idea, did another survey and got another positive response. So he built it. In 1983 Chrysler launched the first Caravan, and the minivan craze was started. By 1988 they were selling 450,000 minivans a year. Suck it, Henry.

We’ll cover a couple more next week for good measure.

Click here to get to commenting

Sexy Time

Enjoy the weekend, folks! Alright, now let’s get to the comments!

5 4 votes
Article Rating
Mr. Ayo
Conscripted content miner
Subscribe
Notify of
90 Comments
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
Brick Meathook

Here’s lunch yesterday. I was coming home from a doctor’s appointment where I was highly advised to cut salt from my diet, so I got salt ramen with salt pork and a side of salt pork:

https://ibb.co/gFSSWHFW

Here’s a plastic mock-up in a display window showing me what I ordered should look like. Yes those foodstuffs are detailed plastic recreations. The Japanese are a marvelous race.

https://ibb.co/sJVmKf18

Do you have a Japanese baby? Here are Japanese diapers, at Matsuwa in West Los Angeles, your Japanese super-store. At first I thought they said “Coon” then I thought it was “Goon” but apparently they say “Goo.n”. Diapers are displayed right next to the dining area. The Japanese are a marvelous and inscrutable race when they are not committing war crimes.

https://ibb.co/YThbHhSL

WCS

Normally, I prefer living anonymously amongst the sea of fleshsuits on this rock orbiting a very average star in a backwater region of a regular galaxy. However, as I ponder life and whatnot, I realize I really should meet as many of yinz as possible.

I guess that means some of you have to come to the Draft in the spring. When you’re here, do something dumb and/or dangerous (usually one in the same), and maybe you will get to talk to me.

Doktor Zymm

When the draft was in Chicago they had combine activities available for the general public. Probably don’t need anything too dumb, just gotta wait around for someone to rupture a hamstring trying to run a faster 40 than a 300 lb lineman

yeah right

That wasn’t a work week at all.

It was a Donnybrook from start to finish.

Happy Friday.

I’m longing for a real Irish bar right about now.

Sharkbait

Longing for an Australian pub myself. Only two more weeks

yeah right

Found this one in WAY Northern Ireland.

You can see Scotland from the parking lot of this pub.

blaxabbath

I dont understand. The President can bring Russian spies into the White House and instantly declassify any information. The Secretary of Defense can Signal chat out war plans and, similarly, can scream “Declassifed!” to make it legal.

So why does the all powerful chief executive have to ask for a local court decision on how to handle his own DOJ files?

Almost feels like — and this may sound wild — Donald Trump and media are going to turn the whole Donald Trump Raping Kids deal into a Trump Fights With Activist Judge 9-month Storyline.

When the truth is simply that the man has been a known child rapist for decades, voters knew it, and they elected him.

WCS

When the truth is simply that the man has been a known child rapist for decades, voters knew it, and they elected him.

to p0wn th e libz lol

Gatoraids

Cal Raleigh got nothing on

https://www.twitch.tv/midnightsumo

Don T

Eveneen. Being impaired and all rite now, I declare this secsi
comment image

blaxabbath

Is this gal working security at Epstein Island where, according to the evidence the Child Rapist In Chief is having the DOJ withhold, Donald Trump routinely traveled to have sex with drugged up trafficked children?

SonOfSpam

*Allegedly

No wait

*Definitely

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I still don’t understand why this is a thing for the redhats. They knew he was a pedophile who would protect other pedophiles when they elected him!

rockingdog

Found a funny:

Bondi is gonna release the Epstein Files and it’s gonna be a PDF that just says Bill Clintin 400 times with random dates and times

WCS

Do we have more Los Angelos than New Yawkahs here?

This led me a more general question earlier: just where exactly is everyone from and/or located now? I know we have some known-knowns (yeah right, Hippo, Horatio, brettfavrescolon, 2pack, etc.). Brick and Zymm bounce back-n-forth between locales.

Anyone else want to share?

SonOfSpam

Current Angelenos: Brick (when he’s not a gadabout), Balls, Rikki, Yeah Right, DJ TAJ, Jimbo, Dunstan…other SoCal but not quite LA include GumbysGirl, LowCommander, and that Spam guy. If I missed anyone, humblest apologies.

As for NYC, um, Weaselo and that’s it?

There, doxxing complete.

ballsofsteelandfury

BFC used to be an Angeleno, but we kicked him out

SonOfSpam

HE KNOWS WHY

WCS
yeah right

But I’ve met some of our Canadian contingent!

Brick Meathook

My command center is in Los Angeles but my east coast operations division is in Arlington VA.

SonOfSpam

In the broom closet of an American Legion bar.

Brick Meathook

Actually in my mom’s basement.

Sharkbait

I occasionally make it out to LA to visit my dad. Other than that I’m based around Boston.

WCS

MAKES FACKIN SENSE

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Originally from Horatioville, have been mostly in California since college.

Horatio Cornblower

It’s a small place, populated by smaller people.*

*Lowratio approved

yeah right

PEDRO!

yeah right

But my long road started in well shit, I was born in Texas but fixed that real fast and moved to the goddamn Mojave Desert in Central California for way too long then a trip to the Quad Cities including Illinois and Iowa then back to the desert then a random couple of years on the Jersey Shore then San Diego then Pedro.

Don’t ask me about the jobs man.
I’m writing a book.

ArmedandHammered

Third floor of our house in North Raleigh NC is where I can be found here at ALL times, leaving is dangerous.

Horatio Cornblower

If we’re posting videos let’s spare a thought for the best ever death metal band out of Denton

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNB5S0j1wz4&list=RDUNB5S0j1wz4&start_radio=1

Horatio Cornblower

Are the videos I post invisible to everyone else? What strange power have I unknowingly received from that odd gypsy woman I ran over and left the scene of I mean, helped across the parking lot at the grocery store?

SonOfSpam

Are you getting thinner?

Horatio Cornblower

I have dropped a few pounds lately, yes.

Oh, fuck.

WCS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DraNr74xM7M

Someone mentioned Night Train?

SonOfSpam

So glad I saw them when I did (1988). Their peak was not lengthy.

Horatio Cornblower

Turns out cocaine and whiskey aren’t great for your vocal cords.

Or showing up on time.

Or really much of anything other than gettin obliterated. Which let’s not be too hasty about rejecting.

Gatoraids
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It’s rye and pie time!

comment image

Horatio Cornblower

comment image

rockingdog

That’s sounds Rocking!

2Pack

Nice Ayo. Lady number 6 looks like she’s from around here. I will let her give me a tour of the place. Buon weekend tutti.

FB_IMG_1752388482822
ballsofsteelandfury

Who is this goddess?

SonOfSpam

I’m gonna say, Lita Ford in an alternate universe where she hated music but loved plastic surgery.

2Pack

Charlotte McKinney

Horatio Cornblower

My brain, watching me play poker tonight…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xiWw5dwngc

And that’s why I’m home at a reasonable hour!

Jimbo

Was it drugs? If I make it to 99 it’s going to be drugs.

Doktor Zymm

At 100 you get a letter from the White House. Probably wanted to avoid that after reading the WSJ piece

Horatio Cornblower

Can we banner this?

SonOfSpam

Right call.

Brick Meathook

comment image

BrettFavresColonoscopy

AI wishes

Gatoraids

a juggalo of penicillin state

litre_cola

Um Decilitre just decanted and poured wine for the table. Great dad moment?

SonOfSpam

Which flavor of Night Train?

Does he want to do the sommelier thing?

Horatio Cornblower

A sommelier for Night Train: “This is piss!!!”

Yes, but whose?

litre_cola

Also he nosed two sauv blanc’s from different continents and I asked him his thoughts. I am an enabler

Brick Meathook

comment image

scotchnaut

That’s a funny car.

Doktor Zymm

Unlimited free toppings on shame pizza! I got extra cheese, extra garlic, extra onions, with parmesan garlic sauce

SonOfSpam

Hope it’s not Speed Dating Night

scotchnaut

Sounds like David Lynch’s take on the next Home Alone movie.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Holy shit, this boarding area at Dulles feels more chaotic than a Caribbean island airport. Really hoping all these children go to sleep as soon as they board.

SonOfSpam

Sounds like it’s anything but Dulles!

/waits for high five
//doubles over in agony due to multiple nut punches

Doktor Zymm

Or at least screen time with headphones. Too much screen time may turn them into anxiety-ridden teenagers and adults that lack executive function capability but it’s great for keeping kids quiet on flights

Sharkbait

We’re delaying screens as much as possible on our flights next month. We’ll see how we do

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

O/u of 10 minutes
All in on the under

Sharkbait

Sharkette made 8 out of 11 hours to Hawaii last year before asking for the tablet

BrettFavresColonoscopy

That tablet: valium

BrettFavresColonoscopy

So is whisky

Doktor Zymm

Sure, until the debate of whether Dora the Explorer or Elmo would be a better wingman ends in a brawl

Horatio Cornblower

I’d absolutely wager on a toddler fight on a flight from Dulles to Hawaii.

scotchnaut

VERY IMPORTANT NORTHERN ONTARIO NEWS UPDATE:

-A Walmart cashier gave me a prolonged up and down review while I was third in line.

I have some theories-

1-I just had a haircut so I was looking really sharp

2-shoplifting-she thought I was lifting something

3-I was purchasing pickled onions-who buys pickled onions?

4-she could tell that I was from northern Northern Ontario and she thought I would try to pay in shiny rocks

SonOfSpam

5) You were covered in hobo blood and were still brandishing the knife

Sharkbait

I’m actually enjoying a drink outside because for the first time in a while it’s actually cooler than the surface of the sun outside.

Horatio Cornblower

I read a book in a hammock outside for a good 40 minutes earlier and never once thought about killing myself!

Brick Meathook

comment image

Doktor Zymm

Speaking of ear protection, I should go shooting again some time soon. If I go early in the morning I can probably join all the old dudes on the skeet range

Gatoraids

Lil Jon nods

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

As you read this I’m going deaf standing next to the starting line at the drag strip. Remember to wear earplugs at loud events, folks. Your future old self will thank you.

This is incredibly important advice that should be given to every young man, but…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ0P19kLLJ0

Gatoraids

Yeah most effective mentoring I find as a manager is not proactive advice to get healthy and exercise but more when you feel shooting pains in your arm and heart call 911 and they might remember that when they need it

Horatio Cornblower

My manager is planning on retiring in the very foreseeable future and was talking to me about taking his position. We compared our approaches to a younger attorney who had announced he wanted a position equivalent to mine and it turns out that laughing and saying “get the fuck out of my office” isn’t management material.

Who knew?

ballsofsteelandfury

How the hell has no one commented yet? We know no one has any actual lives!

#5 this week. Great picture!!

Last edited 7 months ago by ballsofsteelandfury
SonOfSpam

I was saying “Bu-oycott”

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

Stoopid work kept me late

Jimbo

..

marshawn-lynch
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’m looking at those bleachers and feeling like you may have been lied to by BIG ARCH SUPPORT.