LemonJello is unavailable this week, so I am back to tell you how things shook out in the Fantasy Football leagues.
As you remember, the teams moving up and the teams moving down have already been determined. Congratulations again to:
- AI Abuelas (Don T),
- Rod Rust never sleeps (
Inanimate Carbon Rod MarinelliBogdanski), - Saquon this Penix (Litre) and
- The Hunters of Renfrow (Rikki)
A hearty Good Luck! and a swift kick in the arse to:
- The Blair Witching Hour (Game Time Decision),
- Rev’s Chosen Ones (Rev),
- Tush Pushy Galore (Gumbygirl) and
- She’s got good Jeantys. (Dok)
That didn’t hurt at all!
Freezer Vodka League
Week 16 (Semifinals) Results
The #1 seed, Shiba is for the People! has made it to the championship game! Matched up against him is Sydney Sweeney’s Ar*an Tits (yours truly), who somehow someway managed to luck their way into victory by having Lamar get hurt and scoring only 4 points on Sunday night.
Next week’s championship matchup plus the other final placement games are right here:
Championship Preview
Lowratio League
Week 16 (Semifinals) Results
In a shocking upset slash blowout, The Hunters of Renfrow dismissed the #1 ranked AI Abuelas while Rod Rust never sleeps also blew out Saquon this Penix. All four teams will go up to the Freezer Vodka league but only two can still go up as champions.
Here are your final and consolation match ups:
Championship Preview
Next week, we’ll know which teams have bragging rights in both leagues for the entire off-season.
See You Next Time!
-AIbuela, bendición
-[typng …. Animation]
-What tbe fuck! Unbeleivable. Jordan Love out before the 1st half AND Nico Collins flaking against the RAAAAIIIII DUUUUURRS. AMAZING buela, hats Apocalypse kinda shit
-TIS PRO FOTBAW. Post full logo
-ACTUAL logo. Great chicken soup recipe tho
I’ll see YOU in the upper league, fellow promotionino!
Hey new meat.
//prepares shiv in case one of them sits at the wrong table
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dcmv0t97T1w
Hello and stuff.
My “aunt” fractured her wrist yesterday, and the Lil’ and Lil’er WCS are off to their mom’s sister’s in Wheeling. So, I’m taking care of her while princess and Duke WCS are at some random family member’s. Cleaning up ’round here, wrapping shit. Made a strangely delicious ham and a few round of cookies.
Am I alone here?
I’m still trying to find The Mothman Prophecies or Die Hard 2. I’m in a Christmas movie mood.
I’m checking in now and then while watching the clock at work. A little more than 4 hours to go.
I’m planning to watch the Muppet Christmas Carol this year.
In Toronto they have this giant vagina sculpture to walk through
Reminds of nights in my past I’d rather forget.
*…or maybe I did?*
I think it’s called Your Mom.
(Not specifically yours Dok, please don’t turn me into a newt)
Why do that when just have an underling toss you into the volcano?
Located outside of the “Lucy Mancini Museum of Natural History”
And men still can’t find it.
So many missed flights!
120 Minutes Playlist Project Update: MTV closed out 1990 with a Christmas episode where they played nothing but The Cure. So we’ll pay tribute to that with a DOUBLE SHOT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gw8Hwz3Xumc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijxk-fgcg7c
Per 506 Sports, the Tennessee Titans have reached their ‘Blackout Limit”
I imagine that the same goes for their fans.
(Hope you’re Holidays are Happy nonetheless, Don T!)
I saw that too. Have no idea what it means.
Did somebody say “blackout” and “Tennessee Titans”?
Can’t play this at the stadium anymore. Shame, it jams.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ieJc7HmoDM&list=RD7ieJc7HmoDM&start_radio=1&pp=ygUSc2NvcnBpb25zIGJsYWNrb3V0oAcB
That means they didn’t “sell out” the stadium, so the home market gets nothing.
GB came periously close to this a few years back for a Xmas game where the weather was -30 without wind chill. The empties were bought up by the corporate partners to save the broadcast.
I remember back in the Bo Jackson days Nike bought up a bunch of seats in the LA Coliseum to prevent a local blackout.
Just a guess, but maybe there is a limit to how many games they can blackout because the broadcaster has something in the contract where they don’t have to pay if they don’t broadcast at least a certain number of games?
Oh wait, it’s Tennessee. Maybe it means they’ve reached their segregation quota and have to start allowing African-Americans to attend games?
They will NEVAR black out the Magick Burger King in San Juan!
Per WASPy Hippo tradition (Sufjan Stevens is the coolest Methodist on Earth):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH9xbc4iPI4
🦌
I think Rod Rust never sleeps is Bogdanski
Well now don’t I feel foolish….
Look, we’re all just imaginary people here. What is an identity, really?
Still LDB free, and my deaf brother is picking me up for today’s festivities so I control the music. Just might make it!
*he will not. he can’t have nice things. he knows why*
Happy whatever you do!
The challenge ended at 1201 this morning, so you made it
Woo! I survived!
Holy Shite!
Hey everyone!
Anyone else get to work a full 8 hour day on Christmas Eve after driving to work in one of the worst downpours in LA history?
Just me?
Awesome.
That drive fucking SUCKED!
Happy holidays!
If it makes you feel better, my roof is leaking.
It doesn’t make me feel better, because it is leaking for the EXACT FUCKING REASON THAT I SAID IT WAS GOING TO LEAK WHEN HE SUPPOSEDLY FIXED IT.
That’s bloody horrible.
It could be way worse. It leaked the same way it did the first time, which didn’t cause serious damage, and hopefully won’t this time. Our repair guy was good enough to come right out and go on the roof in the rain to deal with it. I’m mad because this didn’t need to happen, but it seems like it hasn’t caused any NEW problems for me to deal with.
(the problem was that he insisted on putting in the leaf screens, which I objected to but deferred to his judgment because he’s supposedly the professional. They don’t work properly with the way the roof was built but it’s not necessarily a problem because very little debris ends up on the roof and would wash right down if the screens weren’t put in. Which they weren’t, for fifteen years)
We’re working 6 hours today. So there’s that. Also, my commute involved stumbling down the hallway to my home office. BUT. I did have to let dogs out to pee, so there are muddy paw prints in the kitchen. Actually, that’s adorable.
Not just you. I’m in the office right meow.
Same.
And to pile on the misery the AC is blasting and it’s fucking freezing in here.
We have no control over the temperature of the building.
I’m off on Friday so it could be a Very merry Crunkmas when I get home tonight.
Sigh… Yup.
.
Can’t wait!
I love driving by that building.
Me seeing this week, after not starting Pitts last week and having him go off and losing by 2 points:
https://youtu.be/dpKc8N3FJsQ
Btw, where are my Xmas Eve mid-afternoon Bowl games? These kids are being paid now so there’s no excuse. I Want To Be Entertained!
All we got today is the Hawaii Bowl, which is at 7 PM DFO Time.
I believe it’s sponsored by Blax.
I assume everyone is also feeling gloomy about this Christmas season because they can’t spend it in their Hawaii vacation home and are instead integrating a new dog / working in record hot temperatures?
It’s raining here. I think that’s what they call it. “Rain” sounds wrong but it’s probably because I don’t say it often.
“Where did blax get the money to pay for something like that? Selling drugs?” – Woody Johnson
I’d like to see a movie about a secret government assassin who leaves his past life behind and embraces Christianity. The title would be Bourne Again.
How about one where the secret government assassin leaves his past life behind and opens a lion sanctuary? The title would be Bourne Free.
More Ken Burns’s Baseball while I finish off some work this morning. While I do not agree with George Will about much, (especially bow ties: never trust a man, (or woman), who wears a now tie), but I do agree with his description of football:
“It’s the two worst features of modern American life: violence punctuated by committee meetings”
“A NOW tie? I didn’t even know they made those. Where do they sell them, Soy Boy Beta Cuck City?” – Harrison Butker
Fucking autocorrect.
The Bain of my existence.
I recently read this article about one of my favorite SNL Christmastime sketches. I found it fun and interesting. Hope you do as well.
https://uproxx.com/tv/christmastime-for-the-jews-oral-history/
Al Abuelas must have been distracted by their Navidad preparations, because not a single one of them stepped up to fill the void left after Jordan Love suffered a Miami stinger. THE HUNT GOES ON, BABY!
He’s gonna score with Angie Martinez if this run of luck continues!
HEY! WHO’S BEEN LEAKING PAGES FROM THE SEASON 2 SCRIPT?
Shitsmas Eve, y’all!!
Good luck in the championship games.
Here’s one for you Balls.
Merry Christmas everyone.
And I beat the LDB odds this year. Things are good.
The tank looks great with the lights!
That’s the new Trump Camouflage Tank.
Not nearly gaudy enough
Yeah, needs more gold spray paint.
Same
Against all odds
Me too.
I promise I will NOT listen to it tonight either.
Oh, that’s wonderful!
Merry Christmas!