The AFC is more interesting than it has been in years (according to me) and these two have something to do with it. Let’s dig in.
To The Game!
Texans/Chargers:
-As a matter of fact these squadoos faced off last year in the postseason and Nico went off for 122 yards. Houston will need more Stroud-to-Collins magic today.
-Might we have an interesting defensive tussle on our hands this afternoon? The Texans boast the #1 overall D in the league and Los Angeles sits way down there at #3.
-Them Texans have gone on a 7 game W binge and have given up more than 21 points only the one time. The O has had its moments (36 vs the Jags, 40 vs the Cards) but otherwise have averaged a mere 20 points themselves. This is a highwire act during the regular season but is playoff-type mode in action.
-Rook rb Hampton seemed to be getting into a groove before an ankle owie set him back. Last week he had his best outing since his return with 85 yards and a score. He should be implemented in the passing game a bit in order to keep the opposing D off balance.
Get at it.
The last of your intro game flights is up.
Got home just in time to watch that first down. Not too shabby, Imaginarios, not too shabby at all!
I am having trouble motivating self to stream Huntley/Willis
Game imaginary blouses!
They need to mix up bowl games like the various sprots leagues have tried to do with their various All Star games:
Make teams by state/region, or
transfer history, every guy who’s never transferred can be on the same team, etc, or
“Character” guys and Coaches Sons vs “Athletic” guys, or
The Bling Bowl: diamond necklace guys vs. gold chain guys, or
recruit ratings: 5 stars vs everybody, or…
Illegal contact on a Ladd has also been redacted on the Epstein files.
YES! IT IS TIME TO BUTCHER A POP TART FOR OUR COLLECTIVE AMUSEMENT!
Can Mormons eat Pop Tarts?
Only while wearing certain underwear.
Does this thing still work?
That refers to both the Texans offense and the commenting feature.
I am not looking forward to shaving tomorrow, since I haven’t since Christmas Eve. But you do it for the instrument!
That sounds vaguely dirty.
Well, it definitely makes the instrument look bigger…
UConn Football Twitter is hilariously enraged at their ass-whipping today. I’m not sure how else they figured a meaningless game without their star QB, their star WR playing one quarter, most of the coaching staff AWOL, and several other players out, was going to end, but at least now I can say that UConn has reached the big time in D-1, in that our fans are just as fucking dumb as other schools.
Plus, Army gonna Army (that is to say, they’re a bunch of try-hards and non-opt-out, uh, hards).
“Multiple Bears questionable with illness”
Not sure why Buddy’s New Year’s Eve party being postponed is on the ESPN crawl, but here we are.
“Rub some Astro Glide on it and get back in there!”
-Buddy, coach of The Bottoms
The dog has been walked. I have two hours, and Mrs. Horatio made waffles on the waffle iron I got her for Xmas, (she asked for one), and sausages for dinner. I am content.
Also this, but with waffles.
“My favorite player? It’s gotta be Will ‘To Power’ Anderson-he’s a driving force in that Texans defense!”
-F. Nietzsche
“He’s dielectric!”
-Hegel
“He runs like he’s breaking out of a cage!”
-Faraday
The game might be on a small screen, but my pint could not be fuller.
Fuller Pint was the leading scorer for Grimsby Town during the 1921 season of Intergalactic Wales football. ppl forget that.
Delayed commentator curse!
Good Lord the last two minutes have been quite the turnover festival.
And a SHANKL’HOR!
This has been #MaximumClippers
/despite my cursing of CJ Stroud
You can’t just curse someone by thinking about it – you gotta find the right witch on Etsy and pay her.
No one is talking about Stroud’s Charger bonus.
It’s a mystery…
Be right back..
Not a very creative Mad Libs
Cameron Dicker seems like he shows up in a quite a few of these charity ads. Who does he think he is, some kind of decent person or something?
HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW HER!
Ladies and gentlehorses. AFC WEST CLINCHED WOO!!!!
What kind of yogurt is this?!
Cosbani?
Turbo Tax, you can go straight to hell on a rocket sled for using that shitball cover of “Bicycle” by Queen.
Me, battered and sore after doing a lot of unusual activity and also more falling onto frozen rocks, trees, and ground than I planned: “Now to put on some sweats, make a big hot chocolate, and relax.”
Mrs. Horatio: “I told our friends we’d go over to their house tonight”
My dog, who has not had his walk yet: “I am reporting you for war crimes”
I tried to warn you. Goin’ places and doin’ stuff just leads to more places and more stuff.
Lowratio: [looks up while applying KY Jelly to nostril] “It’s ‘DIY Night’ again? I’m loving this holiday season!”
Somebody here be starting CJ Stroud in his 3rd place game! WOO!!!!, I might get my entrance fee almost back!
Finally finished watching The Green Knight. Slow, weird, hallucinatory, a little Camelot thrown in. Not a lot o’ blood.
Question: Why does every fucking movie set in medieval England always have mist blowing in the background? It’s annoying as shit.
I really like The Green Knight. It’s nice to see something so different.
oh boy can’t wait for the ravens game tonight, yes, can’t wait. IT’S ALL GONNA BE GREAT SNOOP GONNA LEAD US TO THE PROMISED LAND!
fuck that
Late to the yeah right lovefest, but his key line pie recipe is a dessert staple at the estate now. Two thumbs up!
Key Line Pie?
Just a pie tin filled with South Florida’s finest beak powder
I’m gonna go with what happens when I type on my phone.
500s front seven against…THIS offensive line? There Will Be Blood.
Unlike that one movie that could have used moar blood.
Wrong nit to pick
/sharpens machete