As your newly-crowned King of the DFO Fantasy Football leagues, champion of the Freezer Vodka League, and Benevolent Monarch of the DFO Peoples, WE pledge to you, OUR loyal subjects, to share our knowledge and update you on the goings-on in the Realm every Saturday Night in the off-season. Tonight, WE present to you a list of things that Amuse US that start with the letter C (We shall go in alphabetical order going forward) and that OUR subjects should develop an interest in:
- Cunts
- Cats
- Corvettes
- Cigarettes
- Clothes
- Character
- Class
- Chlorine
- Coolio
- Chemistry
- Colours
And now for something completely different…
WE so proclaim:
World Sport Update
The 2026 Winter Olympics are underway!! Coverage in the United States is primarily on Peacock.
WE decree that these events in the Old Continent shall be watched live as much as possible and preferably during work hours. The schedule until OUR next message is as follows (all times Pacific):
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General Sports Update
The NFL season culminates with the Big Game tomorrow. If everyone is nice, BeerGuyRob will give us a Boots On The Ground post. Yes, he will be there!
Other things are happening, but they don’t matter.
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Other Updates
WE played golf Friday and this morning. A Good Time was had by all.
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In this space, WE shall share OUR Thing Of The Week. Today’s Thing:
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OUR weekly funny:
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OUR weekly hot girl pic:
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OUR weekly music video:
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One last thing:
Have at it!
Since The Owl is about 16 hours away, and since one can bet on practically anything for the game, let’s put an O/U how long the site will be broked when it starts.
12:59 in the first quarter.
We did it everyone.
We defeated The Machines.
https://twitter.com/dinosaurs1969/status/2019252156415586554#m
Yves Montand watching Marilyn Monroe who’s watching Arthur Miller who’s watching Simone Signoret who’s watching Yves Montand, 1960.
I made my chili, I’m calling it “rustic.” My veggies can best be described as whimsical. Some of them are cut in teeny pieces, some are…not. At least there’s a ton of it, good thing it freezes well!
Crepuscular
Like an ocelot?
“Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire” by Edward Gibbon, originally published 1776 to 1778. Still considered a classic, although modern historians dispute parts of it. This is the 1946 Heritage Press edition with spine art by Paul McPharlin. Brand new printings of this set (such as by Easton) go for about $900, used Heritage sets in fair condition not much cheaper.
Gibbon was a British MP during the American Revolution and predicted that the British Empire would never fall. Goes to show how much he knew.
Photo not posting? Malfunctions are rare for this site.
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It an image file format issue.
My C word is coffee. Always has been, always will.
And…
Look at the last entry on the side of the “Thing of the Week” box.
She was an Army girl!
She brought her own milk.
Is this site going to be a shit show tomorrow?
My bet is on yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APvaP86BzCc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99C23Y8l5hU
Back for me at 01:12 EST.
Bear Down.
23-0.
Don’t tell me every fan isn’t doing their part.
Good day.
Fucking beautiful weather.
Good walk.
Cooked breakfast for dinner with the potatoes and onion and the bacon and eggs and it cost like a buck twelve for dinner.
As a thrifty person, that’s good value.
You’ve seen this before (and it’s legit), but this is FBI Director Kash Patel’s official portrait in 2020 when he was chief of staff at the Department of Defense.
The photo was taken by an Army sergeant who obviously hated officers and civilian brass.
Patel HAD to have seen the photo before it was made official. I like to think he looked at it and thought “Man I look great! So fuckin’ suave!”
I just bought the most complicated vape I’ve ever seen. The packaging was a pain in the ass, and then the fucking thing sez click 5 times to turn it on, 3 to change to desired mode, 2 to preheat for 10 seconds. Bitch, I am trying to get high here! It took me forever to find the on/off button. I haaaaaaate it. But it is strong as fuck, that’s good. I was going to make my chili tonight, but I’m not sure I’m safe around a knife.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfZRgCLE4yw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bNy7XO-SCI&list=RD0bNy7XO-SCI&start_radio=1
Pretty funny, making a vape complicated.
They need to read the room.
Should see the engineering school I have to go through to vape nicotine.
I demand a doctorate!
I have a container with salt water and raw chicken going.
It’s not as good as is have hoped.
Poached salmonella!
if greatriots win every Super Bowl party becomes
https://youtu.be/4Y7LpMraInc?t=57
Celebrating refilling both my opiate prescriptions (and I took a handful):
https://makeagif.com/i/kI9Y1W
I have the feeling the site is about to say it’s received too many requests again…
So far site not getting hung up on Carson Wentz presents Total Requests Live
site’s doing better than that dungy kidDid you do strike through because you realized the site, in fact, is NOT better than the Dungy kid?
I can only hope that some day WCS gets to take a call that tops this guy
https://www.militarytimes.com/veterans/military-history/2026/02/02/frenchman-hospitalized-after-inserting-wwi-munition-up-his-rear/
I think a lot of things have topped this guy
Let this be a lesson, folks. When shoving artillery shells up your ass check the “use by” date and always consult a licensed armorer.
Tonight I’m carb loading in case I get called up to the Olympics. Penne with chicken,onions, carrots, sundried tomaters, and about half a jalapeno cuz I have some. I melted a container of garlic and herb Boursin in with some pasta water for a sauce. Garlic bread. It smells good in here. Gonna go hit my vape and ciao down. Mangia, bitches!
Love the melting in the Boursin thing.
Give notes if it works.
Shall I have more wine once I finish this glass? bien sur!
I should have sprung for the good cheese. This stuff is fine but it is Nawt taking me to funky town
You need Limberger or casu martzu.
That’s way past funkytown and into funkymetropolis with a hefty helping of funkysuburbansprawl
That French alpine blue cheese,
Saint Auger!
Is gonna get that funk up in your face.
Love that stuff.
Marinading churrasco and chimichurri for early dinner for tomorrow before eating random shit around the bowl like chicken kaarage fingers and bruschetta and toast and random nachos for the bowl itself. .
lol Dook
Duke-UNC coming down to the wire.
/looks at his watch
The meteor appears to be running a bit late.
UNC hits a 3. Fans storm the court. Officials officiate and make everyone get off the court because there’s .4 seconds left.
Court’s covered with trash, water, beer, probably semen, but sure, let’s run a play that has no chance whatsoever.
No matter who wins, we all lose.
Speaking of European Olympics:
“Escape From Bitch Mountain” is also the what I called every time I left my ex-in-laws house.
Me: “My white bean soup is almost ready. I’m taking a potato smasher to a few beans so that it will be a wee bit stew-ish.”
My Russian Contact: “For fuck sakes. How many times have I told you to keep our meeting code should be as short as possible.”
Me: “Roger that, Vlad. Have you ever slow poached Yukon potatoes in duck fat?”
My Russian Contact: [rips earpiece out of ear, books flight to the Caymans]
Took me until now to realize this post is up.
Was getting lonely in the previous.
Guess who “volunteered” to stay for eight hours of OT? Guess who also forgot he can’t call off on Superb Owl Sunday without doctor’s excuse or family “emergency” (haha, yeah funny, hah)?
You’re better off getting the funny calls.
Also tragic.
I’d like to figure out how to call WCS 911.
“Hello, 911? My name is Hugh G. Rection and my rather large penis is stuck in a vacuum cleaner. Yes, I’ll hold.”
“Again?”
Sexy Rexy invented mixed curling with an erotic combinations of feathery brooms and a slipslide of lotion
Are we…. explaining the thing of the week?
I assume it’s just a thing with a big-titted lady picture on it
Solid assumption!
Do we really need to?
Ted Cruz would appreciate more detail
It’s shaped like her actual genitalia?
It’s gently used
I think somebody here is not into stepmom porn.