Sexy Friday – 20260220

TGIF! Valentine’s Day is done and dusted, but that baby is still on the way in November. Congrats in advance.

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Speaking of fertility, let’s learn about Easter.

It’s roots are actually from Germans. They had an annual pagan festival for Eostre, the goddess of spring and fertility. Christianity of course coopted this festival for itself to tell the story of Christ’s resurrection.

Now the Easter Bunny. Well the Germans knew bunnies like to fuck so Eostre was often depicted with a bunny’s head. HOWEVAH, the actual Easter Bunny was born by Germans immigrants in Pennsylvania. They taught their children that if they were well behaved the Oschter Haws (literally Easter Bunny)  would leave them coloUred eggs. Cultural aside: Switzerland has an Easter Cuckoo and Australia has an Easter Bilby since neither has native rabbits, although Aussie now suffers from imported rabbits that ravage their crops.

Easter Eggs were originally part of the folklore that Eostre changes her pet bird into a rabbit that then laid eggs. The twist (on top of all that) was that the eggs were coloUred. Eventually as the tradition spread, different countries adopted different coloUrs.
Greece: Red to symbolize Christ’s blood
Germany: Green. Why? You’re not reading this so who cares.
Poland: Dots to resemble Mary’s tears after Christ was crucified. Sounds fun.
Armenia: The hollow out the eggs and make a religious diorama out of them. Not good eating there.
Ukraine: (Before their eggs were getting bombed by Russia) They coat them in beeswax then dipped in a number of dyes. When the wax is pulled off the eggs have a coloUrful pattern. They call them pysanky if you want to see them. Basically, they’re the ideal of what ‘Merika dyed Easter Eggs are.

There’s a lot of other things about Easter but it’s 10 minutes to publish time, I’ve reached the mandated word count, and I’m too drunk and tired to go on.

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Well, it was great run until the last, but they can’t all be winners. Enjoy the weekend, folks! Alright, now let’s get to the comments!