TGIF! It’s Friday the 13th again? That seems like 4 months straight. Just kidding, it was only last month. February does things like that.

Word Count Filler Time

We don’t post nudes pictures here, but we can talk about it. Here’s a few quotes from famous folks on nudity.

“Take off all of your clothes and walk down the street waving a machete and firing an Uzi, and terrified citizens will phone the police and report: ‘There’s a naked person outside!'” — Mike Nichols

“On the fourth day of telecommuting, I realized that clothes are totally unnecessary.” — Dilbert (now cancelled)

“I often think that a slightly exposed shoulder emerging from a long satin nightgown is far more sexy than two naked bodies in bed.” — Bette Davis (and Hippo)

“I’ve posed nude for a photographer in the manner of Rodin’s ‘Thinker,’ but I merely looked constipated.” — George Bernard Shaw

“I can’t bear being seen naked. I’m not exactly a tiny woman. When Sophia Loren is naked, this is a lot of nakedness.” — Sophia Loren

“And they were both naked, the man and his wife, and were not ashamed.” — Genesis 2:25

“I used to sleep nude — until the earthquake.” — Alyssa Milano

“What spirit is so empty and blind, that it cannot recognized the fact that the foot is more noble than the shoe, and skin more beautiful that the garment with which it is clothed?” — Michelangelo (not the turtle)

“My school colors were clear. We used to say ‘I’m not naked, I’m in the band.'” — Steven Wright

“When you’ve seen a nude infant doing a backward somersault, you know why clothes exist.” — Stephen Fry

“I think onstage nudity is disgusting, shameful, and damaging to all things American. But if I were 22 with a great body, it would be artistic, tasteful, patriotic, and progressive religious experience.” — Shelley Winters

“There are few nudities so objectionable as the naked truth.” — Agnes Repplie

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