Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Fixin’ Stuff

So that was a fun and exciting couple of days, right? The site did all this weird stuff, but hey, maybe it’s been sorted out, and now with night mode! (Except the replies, which is a kind of interesting!)

Meanwhile, my lappy keyboard is acting up. I’m not sure if I have the last gen of butterfly keyboards or the ones afterwards, but it’s not typing, so that’s an issue. Currently I’m using the desktop keyboard (with a USB hub which I also am surprised I didn’t have earlier for other things), but I’m not going to take that with me to work.

Please be a minor thing, the canned air didn’t work and I didn’t even try to get high off it, because I’m a professional! (He said, writing this on his phone.) (Update: THE FUCKING POWER WENT OUT? Why is Long Island so fucking dumb?)

The draft is tomorrow! How will the Jets fuck it up? (The answer, of course, is yes.) Honestly, no idea what’ll happen, and we all know that unlike the Sabres this team isn’t making the playoffs anytime soon. Bridge deals for everyone!

What’s the news? Mock drafts, mock drafts as far as the eye can see. We’ll even have them! And I guess laughing at the Mets. Am I enough of a sicko to go maybe next Wednesday? We’ll see how I’m thinking and if I need to schedule 18 makeup lessons including Wednesday. I don’t even normally work Wednesdays but you gotta zero out the queue, thanks jury duty! (I think it’s only like five students but I owe them like 3 lessons apiece. For the most part that’s what my Saturday break is for… putting a bunch of makeups in so I end up teaching for 7 hours straight.)

What’s the sports? Playoffs. The motorcycle cocaine kind (The Surprise Pennsylvania Curbstomping at 7, the battle of the North Stars at 9:30, and, uh, the age-old Dawn Detergent struggle at 10. Yes, that’s what I’m going with for Ducks-Oilers.) Also the less motorcycle kind with Game 2s of Magic-Pistons and Suns-Thunder and fortunately not the Knicks blowing ANOTHER double-digit lead late in the 4th quarter because we can’t have nice things.

And I guess other sports, but who’s going to watch them realistically?

Enjoy Draftmas Eve!

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Bogdanski

Hey Shogun! I just got caught up with your goings on from the past few days and I’m so sorry. But like 2pack said, St Luke’s is good… they took care of my own cancer. I wanted to dm you but couldn’t find any info. It’s a long shot but I may have some recs in MKE depending on the type of cancer. If interested you can email me at [email protected]. best wishes

Don T

Evening. Trying pork rinds and beer to get sleepy. Don’t wanna turn to the hard stuff
https://youtu.be/7OC2cMi3Vh4?si=pVlQo2rDjSEzNamq

Doktor Zymm

It’s surprisingly difficult to get a one way ticket to Dakar in mid-December

SonOfSpam

Seems like it should be easy to get a one-way ticket, because you’d obviously just drive Dakar home.

Bogdanski
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SonOfSpam
  1. Going to therapy can be absolutely invaluable to one’s mental and emotional health.
  2. Admitting you need help is brave and admirable.
  3. ROFL

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/48566969/mike-vrabel-seek-counseling-not-patriots-day-3-nfl-draft

SonOfSpam

“I just can’t ignore big boobs, even when I’m not married to them. Please help.”

Doktor Zymm

I’m sure Tiger Woods would be happy to give him a lift to sex addiction group therapy

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Don T

Dear mister Kraft:

I will be absent from work on Day 3 of the Draft because I have to spend it being shamed by my family. I am committed to being whipped until, but no later than, Training Camp. In positivity,

-Mike

jjfozz

Life falling apart around me, drank a bunch of beers with my sons watching hockey. Ok, it’s not that bad.

WCS

Grab your blow, and find the copter keys, because it’s time for overtime!

Mr. Ayo

Time for liftoff then. 2nd OT on the way.

Gumbygirl

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’m not sure Yo La Tengo is the best motivational music for work purposes. All it makes me want to do is fire up a screen saver and just stare at it.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I Am Not Afraid of You and I Will Beat Your Ass is the eleventh studio album by American indie rock band Yo La Tengo, released on September 12, 2006 by record label Matador.

The title of the album is rumored to be a (paraphrased) quote by NBA player Kurt Thomas. Sitting on the bench together during a game, Thomas was caught on tape by the MSG Network in a profane exchange with fellow Knick, point guard Stephon Marbury. Thomas yelled at Marbury, “Everyone in this organization is afraid of you, but I’m not, and I will beat your ass”.

Doktor Zymm

Are you sure you are listening to music and not taking hallucinogens? I know it can be easy to confuse the two

2Pack

Ciao tutti

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WCS

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ballsofsteelandfury

Just think. Now you can focus on the Stee

Oh.

Never mind.

WCS

I’m sure the Draft won’t be a complete mess for the next few days, too!

ballsofsteelandfury

You know what we need? A double OT NHL game.

Mr. Ayo

Asked and delivered. Thank you hockey gods.

yeah right

Quick traveler observation:

A city that understands their history and the people who are there to visit do the small yet important things right.

Paris nailed their beverage temperatures.

Flawless.

This is a criminally underrated element of being a good host city.

2Pack

When the overall experience is so pleasant, you can focus on the small details… That is living well. I’m glad it went so well for you Buddy.

SonOfSpam

Europe as a whole (hole? whole? ho’l?) does not have ice. If it were just Poland or Italy, I could understand them losing the recipe, but it’s everywhere.

“May I have some ice please?”
(befuddled look)

Mr. Ayo

It’s a double header Wednesday. RELEASE THE TORRENT!!!

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Mr. Ayo

Fun fact. It’s Barbie Night. I gave away my free bag to my favoUrite bartender.

SonOfSpam

(Mr Ayo didn’t realize until the SS troops showed up that it was Klaus Barbie Night)

Don T

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Horatio Cornblower

“Release the Torrent” sounds like the tag line to a really bad remake of ‘Carrie’

scotchnaut

“Five Penguins in a box” is one of my favorite porn search terms and the end result of a Flyers power play goal.

Gatoraids

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WCS

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SonOfSpam

I saw that in Nunnery Gangbang 4.

Horatio Cornblower

Yankees are apparently going to be introducing a third jersey, road navy blues this year.

Look, I hate to be the cranky old guy, but if road grey was good enough for Ruth, Gehrig, Mantle, DiMaggio, Berra, Mattingly, Jeter, and Rivera then it is damn sure good enough for a bunch of slapdicks who have never won a World Series.

Sell your merch elsewhere, Hank.

SonOfSpam

Yeah, dammit, bring back the good old days when we had separate leagues for the Ne

Horatio Cornblower

“WHY DO THE NEGROES GET THEIR OWN HALL OF FAME BUT US WHITE PEOPLE HAFTA SHARE ARES WHAT WIT TH WHOLE WORLD!?!?!?

Horatio Cornblower

The players have come up with a lot of stupid shit, (like turning up the music between every pitch, never mind at bats), and as soon as they win a couple of World Series I’ll be happy to listen to them.

Mr. Ayo

Sacrilege

WCS

Playoff hawkey….

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Battle of Pennsyltucky?

And now, there’s eleven penalties all at once.

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