Championship Nut-Cutting Day Open Thread

Ugh.  The upload cut off the last word, which is “SHITHOLE.”  Apologies, Litre!

The relegation slots might be all done and dusted, but three squadrons are alive for 2nd position (and automatic promotion), with the Ipswiches (who always get teh bitches, mind) controlling their own destiny.  The final playoff ticket is also at stake, with Wrexham at home and kinda sorta in the driver’s seat with a win.  But best make it a 2 or 3-goal margin, or squeaky bum time it shall remain.

Anyway, in a stroke of good marketing, all Championship fixtures kick off at 7:30 (CBSSN, Parmount+), while the Prem doesn’t begin until 10:00 (all League 1 and 2 matches are 10:00 kickoffs, too – if you’re a Deep Cut Sicko).

ha ha, YES!!

WHam! (UK) highlight the 10:00 window (USA), with a tricky trip to the Beehive.  We all wish Fronk well, and gently remind him that punching out a window is REALLY gonna hurt.  Best ignore that very human impulse.

Kings’s Afrikan Water Pistols get the Spotlight treatment (12:30, NBC), as they try to grind away to a 1-nil home win over Mighty Whitey.  Handsome Mikel will not waste Football Points, y’all.  It’s just not BEFITTING of the handsome gentleman.  Christ, though.  So much touchline gruff man-meat in this one.

If you have the opportunity, DO be conventionally attractive.  It’s a great way to go about one’s day.

City of Men and Spurs Misery Porn Theatre will have to wait for the morrow/Monday.  So…fookin’ pace yourselves, eh?