Your Monday Night Open Thread

When does that World Cup start? My boys are out of the NHL playdowns, the NBA is barely watchable to me because I can’t relate to the state of the game any more and with work being a slog* to an anticipated end in the next little while, I don’t need another one like the interminable baseball season.

*shall I start the countdown like our good folks 2Pack and yeah Right? Three years seems to be a bit early to start doing so, especially if the possibility exists that I could just might escape these chains in as little as 8+ months if everything falls just right. Which it won’t.

Football Droppings:

He’s Baaack!:

Is that a Ghostbusters reference? When the Giants beat the Niners in the ’90 Championship Game that’s what Carl Banks and LT were saying but it was “We’re Baaack!”. Anyhow, I’m talking about Tyrod Taylor and his signing with the Packers, his 8th team. It seems like he’s been around forever but he’s just 36 at this point. He’s done the smart thing and offered his services on an almost every-other-year basis to teams that anticipate having issues with their current backups. This is a helluva gig for a guy-let’s recall-that was a 6th rounder back in the day. And let’s give Green Bay a bit of credit here, their QB room is ‘stocked’ with Kyle McCord and Desmond Ridder.

The Saga of Anthony:

Mr. Richardson Sr. has deigned to participate in the Colts training program after asking for a trade, being given permission to talk to teams and then coming up empty. This is what happens when you have absolutely no leverage but like to play pretend games. Of course, Indy would have to go through the humiliation of casting off their supposed prize for a 7th. In other not surprising news his 5th year option wasn’t picked up-that would have put 22 million shekels in his pants, guaranteed. That said, he’ll have ‘earned’ 33 million at the end of this season.

The Saga of C.J:

Look at me dovetailing to another, less problematic quarterback! The Texans are in a pickle with respect to this guy’s future. They grabbed the option and are now wondering about the next step. That rookie year was the bomb but he’s not been the difference-maker Houston anticipated. Dok and I agree-that D is fun to watch (phrasing!) but the offense needs a catalyst under center to get them through the tight spots and their guy isn’t the one. He’s just cromulent a la Flacco. But the one thing about Joe is that he is a fantastic long ball thrower so he got a bit more respect than his overall talent deserved.

The Saga of Shedeur:

This intro is beginning to sound like a Viking Storyteller Roundtable. Despite Mel Kiper’s pathetic screechings during last year’s draft, Deion’s son has very few fans among the Browns coaching staff. How else to explain the rumors of Deshaun getting first kick at the cat (a charge that was dismissed earlier this year, I’ll have you know) as a starter in camp? Or perhaps this is a piece of conjured crap like the “Brian Thomas Jr. is getting traded 1.) as soon as the season ends!, 2) in the offseason!, 3) just before the draft!, 4) on draft night!, 5) on Day 2!, 6) on Day 3!” Media dander is what it is.

Do the things that you do.

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Gumbygirl

We talked about Kinky awhile back. I have no idea what made me think of this, but it’s the first song he ever wrote. Some of you oldsters probably heard it on Dr. Demento

ballsofsteelandfury

I’m reading his books thanks to you!

rockingdog

Watching T2 Trainspotting

It’s Rockingggg!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I thought the preview looked excellent, though I haven’t gotten around to watching it yet.

yeah right

Cubbies walk the shit off in the 9th.

16-3 over the recent stretch.

8 of the last 11 starts have been quality starts.

That’s winning baseball.

Fuck that was a fun game and the hour and 20 minute rain delay meant I got to watch the whole thing.

Feeling good, Lewis!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Looking Good, Valentine

I haven’t watched a lick of baseball this year but am happy to tell Fredbird to suck it.

SonOfSpam

Yeah, but they won against Pagan, who’s on my roto team. DID YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THAT? Selfish-ass Cubs fans.

Doktor Zymm

So they started at 7:30 CDT? I know around 6:40 it was thundering and raining still

Doktor Zymm

Oh fuck! The end of season 1! This is so good!

2Pack

The next 3 years will pass quickly Buddy. You are in the start planning stage. Start looking for the places you can consolidate now. Finances, commitments, policies, etc. You will want things simple and clean in retirement. Consider cashing in life insurance, game’s over – you won.

I’m happy for you. We’ve earned our time in the sun.

Doktor Zymm

Habs/Ice Bills is gonna be a great series

Sharkbait

Free hockey!

That’s good!

But either the Flyers or the Vichy Whalers will win this game

That’s Bad.

Maybe a meteor will strike?

That’s good

Bogdanski

Does the meteor contain potassium benzoate? Because I have thoughts re: your good vs bad classification system

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Frinkiac updated their format. It looks like you can do all kinds of stuff now.

1000001999
Doktor Zymm

I love the concept of flirting via scrabble words

Bogdanski

Is there not a scene in Naked Gun or some such? Because: yes

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

There’s some scene where a guy is climbing past an apartment with a pair of old women who play “FUCK” and then “FUCKER” and “MOTHERFUCKER”. It seems like a Naked Gun thing but I can’t find a clip.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Speaking of The Naked Gun bits…

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c70vqwengxno

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Lady BFC and I are watching Speed. She has never seen it before. Her reactions so far are incredible.

Doktor Zymm

I watched that for the first time on a bus

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Interesting choice

Doktor Zymm

It was a Greyhound from NYC to Takoma Park

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

THESE GUYS THE NEW YORK KNICKS I CALL THEM THAT FRENCH EXCHANGE STUDENT THAT WE GUYS MOCKED AS “EFFEMINATE” BECAUSE THEY ARE A LOT BETTER AT SCORING THAN I REALIZED.

Doktor Zymm

Note to self, dry cider and Reeses Pieces do not pair well

litre_cola

put chambord in the cider.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Is that a callback?

litre_cola

The chambord will make it sweeter to pair with the peanut butter of the reese’s.

I like Raspberry Sourpuss and Peanut butter whiskey as a shot.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Yeah but I shared like a week ago that I tried cider with cassis and thought it wasn’t good.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Keep trying more combos. What about dry cider and combos?

Doktor Zymm

Only Murders in the Building is really, really good. As is borscht and hard cider from a duck stein

Horatio Cornblower

That’s one of those shows I’m always meaning to watch and then forgetting about. I shall remedy that.

Gatoraids

Short and Martin having fun together and Gomez fits well with them too. Lot of nice guest stars and cameos, reminds me need to catch up on the last season. Also got me to go on a Jiminy Glick binge which I get alot better now than in my teens

Bogdanski

It’s up and down but I think worth watching overall. Some of the seasons take a while to get going but they generally pay off in the end. And most of the seasons it actually makes sense as to who the killer is

jjfozz

Assholes who celebrate Cinco de Mayo should be sodomized with Corona beer bottles and tossed into a small closet with mariachi music playing at full volume

SonOfSpam

(drinks a lager with a lime wedge while eating street tacos and listening to Los Lobos)

JJFozz: GAH THIS MAKES ME SO FUCKING ANGRY!!!

WCS

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Don T

Could be a fun Tuesday night, some grindin’, tight space….Maybe without the sodomy, and the TRATATA TATA TATATAAAAA trumpet

King Hippo

I feel that way about May 4th puns/references.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

¡Feliz Cinco de Mayo a ti también!

Horatio Cornblower

What if I just want to make a really strong margarita or 8 and need the excuse?

jjfozz

Heard the boss praise everyone for their hard work and dedication and then reveal that a dude who hasn’t been here a year is getting promoted.

It was 45 minutes of getting smashed in the balls, knowing I’m gone in two months.

At least when you are depressed, you get really good sleep.

Fuck the world, okay?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

The world is doing fine fucking itself at the moment

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Okay, let’s formalize this: I hereby promise the Universe that if Arsenal wins the League, I will purchase a jersey. I am thinking either a Gyökeres or an Ødegaard jersey because they have fun accents in their names.

Horatio Cornblower

I suspect my daughter got me one on her recent trip to London. I got a text asking who my favorite player was.

King Hippo

We all know The Canadia is sad about Go Leafs Go! But will the nation rally around Les Habitantes, or only the Francophones?

King Hippo

Does Mrs. Scotchy also support the Senators, or is y’all’s a mixed marriage?

Or I guess Door #3, where she just hopes both teams have fun and nobody gets hurt.

SonOfSpam

What channel is the dog-washing thing on?

/checks odds on sportingwager.ru

litre_cola

Fucking long haired Dachshund lost me 100 bucks last year. YOU HAVE TO DETANGLE!

Horatio Cornblower

Well, I’m rooting for the Habs anyway. Only Canuckistani team left, I believe, and in my way too complicated method for determining who to root for that gives them a significant edge.

King Hippo

I’m just glad they decided to skip Monday Night Footy this week.

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