Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Me and Satch and Dizzy

Now that I’ve moved in and been properly housewarmed (except I need to buy a couch and a TV stand… and more plugs for the aforementioned TV… and better lamps… and the AC.

Listen, I got the important stuff.

But anyway, new neighborhoods mean new exploring opportunities, as I’ve (extremely importantly) staked out the Korean chicken places within walking distance of the place (I think my favorite one is across the train overpass, because they have things smaller than a half chicken). Still gotta work on determining dumpling places, but I may need to take the bus to Flushing proper for my due diligence. Maybe over the holiday weekend, when I’m not going to Ikea.

Among those exploring opportunities are other parks and walkable things in the area, possibly with one Senorita Weaselo. Such as Flushing Cemetery, located in Flushing. Established in 1853, the cemetery currently holds the remains of some 41,000 people. I thought that among them was my great-grandmother, but she may be at another cemetery—Padre Weaselo isn’t as stalwart at remembering which one, and there’s other cemeteries in the area. My maternal grandparents, for instance, are buried at a cemetery about a mile away. People who are buried there include Adam Clayton Powell, Sr. (father of Adam Clayton Powell, Jr., the first African-American man to be elected to Congress from New York), Bernard Baruch (businessman and founder of Baruch College), and several jazz musicians—Johnny Hodges, who was Duke Ellington’s lead alto sax player; trumpeter Charlie Shavers; Hazel Scott, musician and activist;

and Louis Armstrong, buried with his wife, Lucille. Note the July 4th, 1900 birthday—it’s believed that he was actually born August 4th, 1901, but the July 4th date is the one that he always gave.

The Louis Armstrong House and Museum are still in Corona today. I played there as part of a summer jazz class with back in 2006. I remember it fondly because I broke my E string during “Sing, Sing, Sing” and played the rest of the song on 3 strings. Even to this day that part of the tailpiece (mostly decoration but also gives the strings some more height) is broken, as it never got repaired and my violin still has the same tailpiece 20 years later.

I didn’t add the picture of the gravestone, which says his name and “Satchmo” in larger letters above it, with a trumpet on top, because Senorita Weaselo and I were reflected in it. And none of you have met her yet. There were plenty of beads given, fitting for a man from New Orleans, and other trinkets as tokens of tribute. For us, the solitude, and talking about the house. It’s a very nice house from the bits I remember, and I definitely need to go back.

From there, we got a tip of another legend. Buried in an unmarked grave, next to his mother-in-law, towards one of the corners of the cemetery, is arguably the only trumpeter who can hold a candle to Pops, Dizzy Gillespie. Which is an excuse to post “A Night in Tunisia” again.

Senorita Weaselo is the archivist of her family. She has made memorials for forgotten graves, and one of her current pet projects is a blog about her grandfather who passed before she was born, a stage and television actor from the ’30s through ’60s. So, in looking more about the cemetery, we found our lead and our name—Lida Willis. His wife, Lorraine, who passed in 2004, is not buried there.

Using prior photos from the memorial site, we found an approximate area, using the building in the background of the pic. And then, we looked, until…

Here is the final resting place of Dizzy Gillespie, with his mother-in-law to his left. It is still unknown why his grave is unmarked and remains so to this day, but at the least it’s worth reminding the public that he’s still there.

Photos via Senorita Weaselo, since I again have about 100 MB leftover on my phone at any given time. Yes, I should get a new phone.

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In other news, sports, and fittingly for writing about jazz men, the Saints have gone marching out, because the EFL turned their win in the Championship promotion play-off into getting kicked out due to… SpygaUte! Wait, they’re actually just using “Spygate”? Come on, The Ohio State University BBC! American news may not have standards anymore but you still should!

But anyway, the punishment kicks them out of the promotion play-off final at Wembley against Hull City on Saturday, reinstating Middlesborough, who lost to Southampton in the semifinal. The winner of that game would join Coventry City and Ipswich Town in the Premier League next season, as Wolves, Burnley, and still technically either West Ham or Tottenham (though the Fightin’ Dean Thomases would need a win vs. Leeds and a Spurs loss vs. Everton, or a win by 12 or more goals provided they score 5 more than Spurs and a Spurs draw… that’s technically possible, right?) will go down.

Southampton will appeal. And quickly since, again, the game is Saturday.

In NFL news, we’re just going to play all games internationally at this point, probably, because fuck you. Okay, not yet. But there will be 10 international games.

Listen, if the 17th Game was a neutral including international site I’d be okay with it. But that’s not happening because, again, money. And, again, because fuck you, that’s why.

Onto sports. It’s a pair of Weastern Conference Finals!

The Hockey: “I love goooooooooooold!” vs. Vichy Nordiques (VGK vs. COL Game 1, 8:00, ESPN)

The Basketball: Charles Barkley’s River Walk Hatred vs. Vichy Sonics, which I guess would be like Metal Sonic? (SA vs. OKC, Spurs lead 1-0, 8:30, NBC)

Rooting for a 7-game series where every game goes to double overtime. Except for Game 7, which goes like 20 overtimes, rocks fall, everyone dies except it’s like George of the Jungle so they just get really big boo-boos. And the Knicks win in 4.

Note: We don’t wish death on anyone. For legal reasons. Not even someone who’s just popped into all of your collective heads. For legal reasons.

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Mr. Ayo

Ever have one of those nights where you didn’t eat for a day then a day later you have a lot GI distress, can’t poop, but your farts are both the most repulsive and enjoyable scents you’ve ever experienced?

Yeah, me neither.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I have no idea what you are talking about. I only +1’d your comment because my finger slipped.

yeah right

I’ve been reading long form pieces like I always do and there was this really cool piece about neighborhoods not having a corner store.
You know a “Third place” for people to comingle and talk about life.
One of the places they showed was actually called The Corner Store and it’s about 20 blocks away here in Pedro.

They have community get togethers and live music and it’s a gathering place in the middle of a neighborhood.

Pedro has lots of these cool neighborhoods but lots of the new communities don’t.

We’ve got to venture out.
Talk to people. Socialize.
That’s how we improve on humanity!

SonOfSpam

1) LA is tough because of how spread out everything is
2) Most Euro big cities do much better with “corner store” places
3) Leaving the house? Cmon man.

Doktor Zymm

I learned a new color! Fulvous!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

What sound makes Cynthia Erivo hear it?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I am WIPED from footy practice tonight. So I should absolutely not have another

/cracks open beer

Ah, shit.

yeah right

You did footy.
You fucking earned it.

rockingdog

Found a funny:

oh sure when the baby takes a couple wobbly steps it is a big deal but when i do it i’ve “had too much to drink”

SonOfSpam

Same with the spit up. WHERE’S MY BLANKY AND BACKRUB?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

And don’t get me started on shitting my pants

SonOfSpam

Yes, please, nobody get him started doing that.

rockingdog

Whoa

SpaceX S1 dropped today…it’s WiLdddddd

Also Open AI & Anthropic are looking to IPO soon 🤖

Anthropic says they are about to become profitable. Not profitable minus training costs, just profitable, period. They’re lookin to be the first profitable AI company 💰

lol whoa

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

SpaceX owns a *lot* of bitcoin. They also bought a *lot* of cybertrucks. For…reasons.

SonOfSpam

And I think “X” is part of SpaceX and a big ol loser financially. I wouldn’t touch that stock (such as it is) with your dick.

Doktor Zymm

Ugh. I hate when I get a canvassing text for a candidate I actually like. I still block and report as spam of course

yeah right

I’ve replied “Stop” on more texts than I can count the last month.

Doktor Zymm

I don’t even bother with that, then they know you’re a real person

Mr. Ayo

Ice Donks showed up with a Nix sized suckitude.

Mr. Ayo

I got this in just 2 minutes before they scored. Now you all know why I’m not a professional gambler.

SonOfSpam

My favorite Louis Armstrong composition:

Like Louie Armstrong, played the trumpet
I’ll hit that bong and break you off something
Soon I got to get my props
Cops, come and try to snatch my crops

Don T

I always understood “come and snatch my nuts”. Yours is equally infuriating, unless it’s lady cops.

SonOfSpam

Crops take effort, so yeah, please don’t snatch those.

Bogdanski

Are those pigs tryin’ ta knock your house down?

Bogdanski

*blow. Cuz of the whole 3 pigs thing, which i temporarily forgot about, because I’m permanently drunk

SonOfSpam

Welcome!

Don T

DFO: come for the dick jokes, stay for the cemetery reviews #Morbid&Proud

Gatoraids

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Gumbygirl

He’s happier now than he ever was in his lifetime.

Gatoraids

in accompanying story hear hes such an attraction in france for visiting women to rub they put a fence around him but due to protests they took it down

Doktor Zymm

I assume if you don’t give him a bit of a rub you are cursed to seven years of bad sex or similar

2Pack

Juliettes boobs are good luck groppin

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ballsofsteelandfury

All we need to do is add 6 more international games and the schedule would be fair.

Every team plays once internationally. The rest of their schedule is 8 home and 8 away.

Easy peasy.

King Hippo

wholly agree

Horatio Cornblower

We could just do away with the international games bullshit, too. We could do that.

ballsofsteelandfury

We could also make Jenna Jameson a virgin again.

Ain’t gonna happen

Horatio Cornblower

With all the plastic in her I wouldn’t rule out a new hymen.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

She’s still alive? The last picture I saw of her suggested otherwise.

jjfozz

My son graduates from college tomorrow: he forgot to get a parking pass and order different cords to wear with his cap and gown.

He is a fucking idiot.

After graduation, we’re having lunch with my inlaws and my mother, who has grown into a huge pain in the ass.

My plan is to be blackout drunk by 3 pm

King Hippo

as one DOES

jjfozz

With all the shit going on with my fucking job – it’s a wonder I haven’t wrapped my car around a fucking tree or murdered everyone in a yoga class. Or something.

King Hippo

Let’s not rule anything out just yet…

Horatio Cornblower

Just remember, graduation isn’t about you, it’s about your son.

So make sure he’s drunk, too.

Doktor Zymm

From interviews it sounded like Satchmo would be a lot of fun to hang out with. He’s on my dead people I would invite to a dinner party list. Dorothy Parker is #1

Don T

Plus Eudora Welty. We need a ringer for the belching contest

Doktor Zymm

Another grampa beer bites the dust. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/schlitz-beer-pours-last-glass-rcna346065

The disaterous recipe they tried in 1976 apparently involved a stabilizer chemical that would frequently curdle and make it seem like there were booger chunks in your beer. Pleasant!

NotShogunButShogun

Again? It had died before and came back in the aughts!

WCS

Zombie “beer!”

Horatio Cornblower

I’m convinced they’re trying to drum up a nostalgia boom and get people to demand that Schlitz come back.

Doktor Zymm

Eh, maybe in 2040

Bogdanski

But the Schlitz Audubon Center lives on!
https://www.schlitzaudubon.org/

Bogdanski

And what in my childhood was called the Pabst Performing Arts Center https://www.pabsttheatergroup.com/venues/detail/the-pabst-theater
Now it’s mostly hipsters that go there ironically

WCS

https://www.wpxi.com/news/local/political-newcomer-wins-democratic-nomination-pas-45th-district-representative-seat/XFEHCYPFYFDS5JVUFHEAMDRN34/

This is my best friend’s wife. I’ve known him since sixth grade, he’s the guy who wanted to go to the Indy 500 for his bachelor party. We’ve each been in the other’s weddings; at least one of ours made it. We’re also next-door neighbors, but that’s one of life’s weird coincidences more than anything.
Anyway, Brittany’s great, though I never saw her going down this path. However, here we are. I’ve also tried to warn her (and Steve) that if yinz already thought yinz were busy with kids and your respective jorbs, well… buckle up. Most importantly, he’s a Stillers fan, and she’s proudly a table-crasher-intoer. I’ve told him several times he’s cool to crash for a week whenever the Bills and Yinzers face-off.

Horatio Cornblower

Her opponent seems like a real piece of shit, so good on her.

King Hippo

I bet the NHL shop would not sell you a Hurricanes jersey (in Whalers green) with “Vichy” on the nameplate. But I bet you could get one with “Petain” and somebody really should.

Also, Weaselo is a dynamite author. To be that good with words AND so talented a musician? Impressive and then some.

Fuck the Knicks, though.

scotchnaut

I liked the Starks Knicks and the post-strangulation Sprewell Knicks. They were super entertaining losers which is right in my wheelhouse.

Don T

The Pat Riley Knicks were great procrastinating fodder instead of studying for night school exams ☝🏼

Horatio Cornblower

Yes. “someone”

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