Monday Morning Mock Draft: Well That’s Just Evil!

Guten tag drones.

Still on vacation this week.  Will I go back after a full two weeks off?  Who knows!

My health insurance needs know, that’s who.  I will definitely be back, but I will say I am very much confident in my ability to retire and no miss working.

Today kind of got away from me, as I was catching up on some household needs after being in America’s Hat last week, and taking a quality nap, and now England and Mexico are 2-1 at the half in a game that shows excellent potential to go full plaid before things are done.  So let’s get this over with.

My faithful notepad indicates that at one point RTD suggested ‘evil’ as a topic.  I have no idea what he meant by that, (although it probably involved vacuums), but I instantly had a pick when I saw it tonight and figured that was enough.

Pick a person or thing you think is evil, (does not have to be a real person or thing), then wait ten picks or a half hour and do it again.

With the first pick I will take Gianni Infantino,

whose blatant corruption makes a lesser footy fan long for the still-blatant-but-not-that-blatant corruption of Sepp Blatter.  While in the latest instance of Infantino ignoring all the rules and doing something solely to appease someone who will eventually let him in on the ground floor of some crackpot Ponzi scheme that only a middle-aged dipshit who’s failed at nearly every aspect of life and needs a minority to blame it on would fall for the USMNT is the beneficiary, the move is so blatantly corrupt it could reasonably make one feel bad for Belgium, a country whose rich history of evil-doing should make them a very high choice in this draft.

RTD has checked in and, with the second pick, as taken noted Not Real Person which, again, is allowed, Sauron.

Anyway, the second half is starting and we’re way past the word count.  The rest of you are on the clock.