No doubt, you are all in the middle of watching the pre-Grand Final festivities on the Watch AFL app. Remember that First Bounce is at 9:30 PM Pacific time!
However, I’d like to point your attention at an exchange that happened during last night’s Thursday Night Football Open Thread:
Let this post be the witness that this friendly wager took place.
For those of you that don’t remember, please read this to freshen your memory of what happened the last time Hippo and I made a wager:
I still laugh thinking of how pissed off TWBS was that he had to leave his house in the middle of a cold night to meet King Hippo at a strip club.
Pardon me, not just ANY strip club!
This is Raleigh, North Carolina’s finest gentleman’s club establishment!
Allegedly.
Anyhoo, Hippo keeps hyping the Rams and it annoys me every time, so I proposed making the bet above.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQoK3Tw9zvc
Was there anyone in that band that didn’t turn out to be a major creep?
On to the topic at hand: Strippers!
I Googled “stripper” on Incognito Mode and the results were… well, I’ll just let you judge for yourselves:
And now, for the gifs…
Ok, that’s enough of me. You only have one job tonight: Find a stream or a bar showing the Grand Final and pick a team.
To remind you, your choices are the Collingwood Magpies
Or the West Coast Eagles
Choose wisely.
I expect the game to be close and exciting for about three quarters and then the Eagles will most likely pull away in the fourth to take the Premiership Cup. The Norm Smith medal (for the Grand Final MVP) may go to either Elliot Yeo or Jack Darling.
Thoughts? Dissenting opinions? Crazy strip club stories? See you in the comments!
Goddamn the shit you have to scroll down past to get here. . .but seriously folks, thank you.
Well, goodnight folks.
Not letting this get buried.
Reddit is useful sometimes.
What a great finals.
Welp, I`m buzzed and tired and I have to go to work tomorrow
Later.
It’s the year of the Eagles.
Indeed!
That was an amazing game.
Amazeballs.
It really was.
/calls Miranda Kerr
I would do very, very bad things for her.
And to her.
Hell yeah
I haven`t seen something go down under like that since Angela White
THEY JUST MISSED A GIMME GOAL!
Fuck. That was a helluva fucking kick.
But still…fuck.
#46 from Collingwood reminds me of Lennie from Of Mice and Men
Ha!
That’s the American!
That fucker is tall.
Pies are gassed. This is gonna get ugly down the stretch.
You can’t stop the big Cox
Hehehe
Fuck these guys
Squids? I didn’t know you were Japanese.
Them guys is Communists. I heard it one time.
Collingwood coach in the booth is really styling with that 1960s telephone.
DOINK!
Every time I watch a match, I can’t help but giggle at the McDonalds’ and Toyota advertisements.
I find the behinds far more humorous.
Apparently, the Eagles’ Aboriginal agrees.
That’s a pair of boners for him.
He’s kept it close though. Dude is good.
I will pinky swear that I’m watching this motherfucker till the finish!
Who was that crazy Aussie broad that isn’t dating Seamus but wanted to ban all immigrants?
Hahahaha
Found it. Pauline Hanson.
That’s a disappointing search if anyone else is wondering.
It just popped into my head. Had to find the answer.
That was a helluva mark.
/looks for bootleg Magpies jersey.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjyZKfdwlng
That’s pretty good.
Too bad it’s not funny as well.
Now we’re talking Pies!!!!!!
Wow, they don’t hesitate to cut in with ads on this feed, huh?
They get in, then they get out like they’re in a two dollar whore.
Talking to my wife’s cousin, who got approved to stay in Canada (they were refugees) and they were telling me a government recommended English speaking class had a teacher telling them the Indigenous folks are lazy, jobless alcoholics and then proceeded to show them videos on youtube. Nice to see where our maple taxes are going.
Those jorbs don’t require teaching degrees.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4javSsseS8
Yes dammit…now score this damn thing.
Or not.
All tied after three. Should be a fun fourth.
I think my feed is delayed. Mine only just ended the 3rd.
Dammit CenturyLink!!!!!!
I haven’t seen someone drop the ball like that since Hillary Clinton’s campaign in the 2016 elections
I’m watching the Grand Final.
This is awesome!
The best thing is my video feed says Footy Lives Fuck The Pies!
I admire their dedication.
Seriously, what is Collingwood’s fucking problem?????
They can’t win with a bloody ‘Merikan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR7-AUmiNcA
You know, before numerous surgeries I’ve had (and still need), I always believed I would have made an excellent Aussie footy player because I was always a fairly accurate kicker in football and rugby and it’s not as physical as the other sports, so wear and tear and size aren’t as big an issue.
I enjoy all the Canadians here. Thank you, and God Bless America.
If there is a God, I don’t think it has blessed America in a while.
Wakezilla, you WISH you were an American. I will sell you one of my votes for a very fair price.
That’s similar to how I think political parties should create jobs for the day. Offer to pay each person $50 to vote for them (with proof). That’s way more effective than billions in marketing.
Every old man they cut to in the stands looks like a wanted Serbian war criminal.
Kind of the point of Australia initially.
Hehehehe.
Who wants to fuck with my Aussie Nazi former sort of online girlfriend?
Just don’t tell her I sent ya.
Yeah … “Looks like”
Don’t forget to floss.
We got ourselves quite the Aussie footie finals match
Yessir. I was FaceTimed by a friend hosting a viewing party in Darwin.
Eagles need a goal soon.
They should get one right now
Indeed! This is awesome.
Go Pies!!!!!!!
I love pie. Of all varieties. But these pies are losing.
Yeah. But on the bright side, Miranda Kerr might need some consoling.
And I’m just the stalker to give it to her.
I’ll be right back.
Jeebus, those dimples.
These are even better
What bloody channel?
Stream I’m watching:
https://www.twitch.tv/footy4ulive
Fox Sports Plus or Internet stream.
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ttps://www.twitch.tv/footy4ulive
SMRT. Not having to wait for our lazy moderators to approve your post.
This Melbourne pitch – this is where they’re having the big WWE show in October, right?
I didn’t realize Australia had a despot leader
Something more contemporary.
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ttps://gfycat.com/ifr/AcademicRewardingBarnowl
80s comedies had some great tits.
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ttps://gfycat.com/RegularCalmAfricanporcupine
ttps://gfycat.com/DimElementaryGuanaco
ttps://gfycat.com/DisastrousWeakArcticduck
This needs to be brought back.
USA chant in the Grand Final!
So, what’s the consensus on pregnancy-tits Kate Upton?
https://pixxxels.cc/gallery/2loxu08c2/
Bigger gallery: http://www.imagebam.com/gallery/zvdnahhv3wx405xepea5xgis64vgeqke
Did she become a nun or something? She’s dressed way too modest.
Hey folks!
How is everyone?
That’s right!
Music!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOVg7BtevYU
Dude!
One of these days I’ll make it down to L.A. I’ve lost weight and hopefully by the time I next visit I’ll be as mobile as your old ass. 😛
I’ll even cook for you!
Hooray!
Just relax.
Just take a deep breath,
Hold it in…
Get in your happy place.
Breathe in!.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLSA-zI18eE
Well La-Di-Da-Di-Dah.